[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, hell on the mountain of knives—

"I heard that Ghost Lantern brought his lover to inspect..."

The bone girl who was too bored to poke the snapdragon moved her ears when she heard this sentence.

"Management, where is the bone girl? Lord Ghost Lantern seems to have something to do with her..."

"..."

Although she is very happy that you have the minimum respect for her now, please at least recognize her clearly!

The bone girl gritted her teeth and punched the snapdragon, then got up and patted the clothes that didn't touch the ground, and walked away under the gloomy eyes of the snapped snapdragon.

She is still too short, if she can grow taller—at least as tall as Mrs. Axiang, she will definitely not be as insignificant as she is now, and she has been recognized as a dead person who fell into the knife mountain hell many times.The reason why the bone girl absolutely refused to be recognized as a dead person was because of her white mourning clothes.

If there is a jailer who can distinguish his identity by looking at his clothes, wouldn't she scare him away by wearing a red and black kimono like Lord Ghost Lamp?

The bone girl thought about it for a while, and felt that the plan was good, so she added clothes shopping to her pending itinerary.

The snapdragon grass is still placed in the Sword Mountain Hell. The bone girl who saw the jailers calm down a lot after returning from the mud class wanted to send them back to the backyard of Yan Modian, so that Zashiki Warou would not stare at her like a thief every time.However, seeing the snapdragons that were brought back were being fed fat one by one by her, the ghost lamp clapped her hands, and sent two rows of snapdragons to the knife mountain hell.

No matter how dissatisfied the jailers were, they all kept silent considering that it was Master Ghost Lantern who made the decision... You all showed the courage you used to deal with her!Could it be that not only did the dung beetles rub their temper away when they went to the excrement class, but even their bones were rubbed into the dung!

Now the circle around Daoshan Hell is full of snapdragons. When they are in the mood to sing loudly, they will sing ten harmony. Daoshan Hell is worthy of the name of hell.

Holding deep dissatisfaction with the snapdragon, the bone girl walked towards the empty area. The Lord Ghost Lantern is obviously a man of hell, but he couldn't surround himself with a large circle of fans like Maki Miki. There are many types, King Yan Mo is also very famous in hell, but everyone understands that it is just a strong outsider but a weak one.

It's really pitiful to think about King Yan Mo.The bone girl exhaled and walked towards Mr. Ghost Lantern, who was standing by the knife mountain in the distance, commenting word by word on the working conditions in hell. Beside him is the legendary lover...

Why do you have a western face?Master Ghost Lantern, is it because you like western beauties that you can't find a partner in the Eight Hells?Coincidentally, she seems to like it too.

The bone girl was embarrassed by her own thoughts: "Master Ghost Lantern, is there any problem with Daoshan Hell?"

"The work is going well, but the surrounding snapdragons are a little less. Do you want to transplant some more from the backyard of Yan Modian? The bone girl Sang is very skilled in raising snapdragons. One son and two sons said they were sent back. Grass fat and fat taste very delicious."

"...No need, too many will disturb the work of the jailers."

This is already a bit blocking the way, can it be less!Although the planting density in the backyard of Yan Modian is indeed higher than this, they are not professional snapdragon growers but a well-functioning little hell hello!It is said that Zashiki Boy and Snapdragon are not friends, but the relationship between hunter and hunted!Why haven't they fallen into the realm of hungry ghosts yet?

The bone girl deeply felt that her mood was very unstable recently, which must be caused by the circles of snapdragons around her. Now is not the time to think about torturing the jailer, she should think about her own safety.If you continue to be sung by the snapdragon grass, sooner or later you will have to go to the hospital.

"Well," Ghost Lantern rubbed his chin regretfully, "This is Lilith from the Western Hell. She has been friends with the Eight Great Hells before. This time I came to see the famous heartbreaker here..."

"Hi~ bone girl hello, I'm Lilith~"

The woman with the blond hair hat and the ghost lamp greeted her charmingly. The bone girl felt numb all over and took a step back vigilantly.

"Hello, I'm a bone girl. Have any of the evildoers from the Eight Great Hells served their sentences in the Knife Mountain Hell?"

"A long time ago, there was a man named Shotaro who was cursed by his wife Isora when he was called Houhou Department. He should still be serving his sentence now."

Ms. Isora... the bone girl has seen it before, because of her ugly appearance, she couldn't enter Zhonghe Hell as a jailer, so now she works as a handyman in various small hells.

Bone Girl nodded slightly: "Okay, I'll let the jailers find him..."

"No need, I remember where he is probably, let's find someone together." Gui Deng raised his feet and walked along the path around Daoshan Mountain, the corner of the bone girl's eyes twitched, and hurriedly followed.

"Is that Mr. Shotaro the husband in the Japanese legend "Kibitsu no Cama"?"

Lilith smirked and cast a glance at the dead who were pushed down from the mountain of knives from time to time, not surprised by the scene.Thinking about it, Lord Ghost Lantern took her to see a lot of small hells that other heartless people have gone through. The Knife Mountain Hell is indeed not a particularly miserable place.

There is nothing strange except that there is a lot of bleeding, and there are good blood drainage channels here, which can ensure that all the blood of the dead will not be wasted and will be discharged along the pipeline to the famous "blood pool" in hell.

"Well, I fell into hell because of Ms. Isora's curse. After being in hell, I was sent to Zhonghe Hell to be imprisoned. Who knows, my nature is still unchanged. A mere dead man is still chasing the female jailer, that kind of scum In the end, it was sent to Houhou, which is now renamed as Daoshan Hell."

"Since there really is Shotaro...does Osode really exist?"

The bone girl didn't expect that these little stories she read in the library of hell would actually appear around her. After seeing the Afghan hound carried by Momotaro in the book and the image of Xiaobai, the child of the white bear, the bone girl I made up my mind not to believe the stories in the book anymore...

Because according to the testimonies of Ghost Lamp and Momotaro-san, the story of Momotaro was originally that the old woman was washing clothes by the river and saw a peach. The two... Anyway, Momotaro-san should not be called mother-in-law but mother.

The story of Senior Mustard Seed on Creak Creak Mountain seems to have been modified a lot before it was put on sale in the present world. The one in the Hell Library is a relatively highly restored version.

"Axiu...I served my sentence in the Stone Girl Hell before, because the Stone Girl Hell was abolished at the first hell integration meeting, and then I was sent to the Zha Zha Zha of the Great Jiaore Hell. The punishment was not particularly severe. So I didn't see anything happen to her."

The bone girl seems to have seen the future where "Zhazhazhachu" is renamed, why are the names of Little Hells so strange?What kind of mentality did Lord Iyenami use to plan hell?

The story of Iyenami and Iyanagi is a bit early. At that time, the bone girl was not born yet, but from the perspective of hell, Iyanagi is undoubtedly a heartless man. I wonder if Lilith has seen him?

"Hmm... Ienaki? I heard that he disappeared a long time ago~ Although she said to Ms. Ienami that if you kill 1000 people, I will create 500 people", the current population is still small. Didn’t it depend on Yuedushen’s hard work to survive~ Even Amaterasu was furious by his younger brother and hid in a stone cave to become a house god. These stories are very famous in Western Hell.”

Those two, a husband and wife who quarreled and a sibling who quarreled, were ashamed and thrown to the western hell.The bone girl looked far away without desire, and added from the bottom of her heart that she had nothing to say about Gao Tianyuan's god, except that she was not familiar with Yuedu God, who was still unable to marry and was involved in friendship every day.

"Why does Miss Lilith suddenly want to see the evildoers in the Eight Hells?" The bone girl put aside the rage in her heart after thinking of the gods, and changed the subject.

"There is a lot of jealousy in heartless people. I have been slack in my work recently, so I want to refer to the system of the Eight Hells~ Do the heartless people in the Eight Hells basically fall into hell?"

"Because where there are unscrupulous men, there will be resentful women, and the monsters that resentful women turn into are enough to send them to hell. As far as Japanese legends are concerned, until now, the proportion of female monsters should still be relatively large." He said, "The bone girl was originally a representative of the resentful girl. I don't know why the bone girl doesn't seem to have any heartbreakers who hate."

"...ah, that's why I'm very surprised why I turned into a bone girl. Obviously, in a broad sense, the enemy is a mixture of men and women." The bone girl answered sullenly with her head down.

"Among Japanese grieving girls, my favorite is Akiku~ Counting the plates one by one is so cute."

"Is that Miss Akiku from Sarayashiki? She is a persevering and beautiful monster, although her voice is a bit creepy when she counts the plates one by one."

The bone girl's nostalgic tone attracted the attention of two people on the side.

"Does the bone girl know her?" Lilith was curious.

"Well, after Sarayashiki closed down, Aki wandered around. At that time, I was working as a handyman in the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara, and I was cheated miserably by a young man in our village. After all, I left sadly."

It's a monster with an IQ comparable to that of Qiao Ji, the bone girl added softly in her heart.

"What were Brother Stone Lanterns doing at that time? Isn't it the land god of the Aokigahara tree sea? Shouldn't monsters come and be chased away?"

The ghost lamp stood still in front of a corridor, and the bone girl stopped following his footsteps, looked up at the almost invisible high platform, sighed with emotion, and answered the ghost lamp's question by the way.

"Stone lanterns have been indifferent to this kind of thing since before. They prefer to stay with fun things....Pure children's heart, don't expect too much."