[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, call Hell Sword Grove—

At the request of Qiao Ji, the bone girl came here and handed in the transfer application.

I don't know what Qiao Ji can do in the Sword Forest. From the perspective of the bone girl, her monster talent is only suitable for showing a little power in a place like Daoshan Hell. The hard work in the Sword Forest is really not suitable for her. After repeated confirmations, the bone girl agreed to Qiao Ji's request.

After all, she was the single-handed leader of the Great Church. Although it is a bit embarrassing to say about her current IQ, Qiao Ji is indeed a good employee in Knife Mountain Hell.

Missing Qiao Ji for a while, the bone girl handed her transfer application, which was as thick as a stack of family letters, to the ghost calling hell.

"Qiao Ji...why do you want to come to the Sword Forest? Miss Bone Girl, are you willing? I heard that she was the only jailer who stood by your side during the Revolution of the Dead in the Sword Mountain Hell."

Ghosts and Gods carefully read the stack of applications and found the bone girl's recommendation letter on the last page. He looked up at the righteous but silent bone girl in front of him, and gently shook the stack and asked.

Really gentle, if she received this stack, she would simply throw it away and let the other party rewrite it. Is this the difference between a terrorist ruler and a democratic ruler?Lord Ghost Lantern, she absolutely agrees with your ruling plan.

"She just couldn't figure out which side to stand for because of her poor brain, so she accidentally stood in the wrong position... It's really bad to be known that she was raised by me. It’s as complicated as buying a Ma Gong sister.”

The bone girl pursed her lips and turned her head to look at Hell, shouting that Hell was still as neat and orderly as the last time she came here, even the dead were lined up neatly. A persistent ruler.

It is estimated that the order of "if the work is not arranged neatly, they will be transferred to the mud class" was given to the dead prison guards.

"Miss Qiao Ji will be very sad if you say it like this. It is very complicated to be casually thrown to others by someone who single-handedly promotes you."

"Oh?"

The bone girl paused, then turned her head again, as if hearing some interesting words, she couldn't help but raise her voice: "Has Master Wu Jian had any bad experiences?"

"... It's been a long time ago. I used to be an employee of China's Hell. At the China-Japan Hell Exchange Meeting, Lord Ghost Lantern took a fancy to a Chinese panda... which is now the assistant officer of King Chujiang, Fat Ji. At that time As its caretaker, I was packed and sent to the Eight Great Hells by Yan Mo, the king of hell in China, and then arranged to work here."

Ghosts and Gods still said that in the same calm manner, it was a bit of a bitter experience in the eyes of the bone girl.

The bone girl feels that even if she is treated as garbage, she will not be an accessory of others. Could it be said that Master Wu Jiang's previous boss, King Yan Mo of China Hell, is a very respected leader?

With the King Yan Mo of the Eight Great Hells as a reference, the bone girl can't imagine what kind of image the Lord Yan Mo, who is respected by Lord Wu Jian, has.

But this also shows from the side that Mr. Wujian is not only gentle on the outside, but also has a gentleness comparable to Mr. Kintaro of Zhonghe Hell.

...It's amazing, she really doesn't like this kind of person.

The first feeling is that it is a very strange thing. The bone girl prefers the white fluffy Gatling cannon like Miss Mustard.After arbitrarily filling the brain of ghosts and gods into a white unknown solid, the bone girl was silent, which is no longer a little strange.

"Then let Miss Qiao Ji report later in the first month. It would be better for her and you to have a simple and trouble-free first month holiday."

"Will the transfer have any effect on me..."

"Yes, as to whether Miss Qiao Ji's adaptability and work efficiency in the Great Sword Forest are up to the standard, you still need to register and calculate. It is a waste of time to fiddle with this thing before the holiday... No problem, bone girl Miss?" Guishen Wujian waved the transfer application form and asked with concern.

The bone girl weighed the pros and cons in her heart, and she needs to go to Dajianlin to work as a guest supervisor = she no longer needs to stay in the knife mountain hell to monitor the jailers = she can live out of the bitter sea of ​​snapdragon for a while!

The bone girl almost held Ghost God Wujian's hand and cried to thank him. Recently, her mental state is becoming strange. Master Wujian, what you said is a life-saving medicine.Everyone among the jailors knew that Hell Hospital was a place to swindle wages, especially for employees like her who were heavily in debt.

"That's how it is, Miss Bone Girl, please take care of yourself recently."

After the ghosts and gods greeted each other, they held a sword to the side as if they were looking for their jailer and walked over.

Hell, Taoyuan Township——

Even if the scene changed quickly, and she came from hell to heaven suddenly, it was the second time for Qiao Ji to pass through the gate of hell. She was caught for a sneaky move before, so how could she not be excited.

But in view of the fact that this trip was planned by the bone girl, her joyful mood had to be calmed down a lot.

"Master Bone Girl... I didn't apply for a transfer to Taoyuan Township, did I?"

Thinking about it, the reason for the bone girl's behavior this time can only think of the application that she stayed up late to write not long ago. Qiao Ji repeatedly confirmed whether she had written "Dajianlin Office" as "Taoyuan Township" in the slip,... Shouldn't it?

If she really had to write Taoyuan Township, she could cut her hands and kill herself.

"Given that you are about to change jobs after the first month, your behavior will represent the staff level of the Knife Mountain Hell,... well, I know that the group of jailers in the Knife Mountain Hell are not of the same standard, but your current external image is absolutely ·Yes, it will embarrass me."

The Bone Girl pointed out her inadequacies sternly.

With a glamorous appearance and a well-trained manner besides her appearance, Qiao Ji couldn't help but straighten her back. Did the bone girl take her out to practice?But is there any place in Taoyuan Township where one can practice?

"So now I will take you to the residence of He Yeji, the temperamental beauty of heaven, to visit her."

The high-sounding reasons made Qiao Ji believe it. While the bone girl was unbelievable, she also concealed her real purpose more confidently.

"He Yeji?...Ah, the story of The Tale of Bamboo Tori? Has Lord He Yeji really returned to the moon in the end?"

The bone girl can't help but look sideways, He Yeji is a thing of the Heian era, and the story will spread probably not long after, how long have you lived, Qiao Ji?

"He Yeji is under the God of Tsukiyomi, the god who is in charge of the harvest, because of the blind worship of beauty at that time, she became the beloved Miss Gao Tianyuan at that time, and became more and more arrogant at work, and was confiscated by the God of Harvest When it comes to the present world, ah, in fact, Yueyueshen is dissatisfied with He Yeji's appearance being respected by the world, women's jealousy is sometimes terrible." Grasping some inside stories that outsiders don't know, Gu Nu nodded Said.

"Eh, now...?"

"Now she has disregarded the world of mortals. Generally speaking, she is a good person. Master Guideng also praised her very much. She is living peacefully in Taoyuan Township."

He Yeji was originally a god who didn't have much intersection with the bone girl, or the two had nothing to do with each other.But the smell of a god-like expert on her body cannot be erased by her temperament. The bone girl looked back at Qiao Ji, and didn't feel any discomfort because of the air in Taoyuan Township.

...Is it really a brainless monster? Taoyuan Township is a place where any god can pop up and kill the monster.

The bone girl sighed, feeling that she still had a lot to teach her.

"By the way, the five suitors in the Tale of Taketori are all serving their sentences in hell."

The bone girl paused, and slowly turned to the front. Master Ghost Lantern, who was wielding a mace, was holding a plastic bag marked "Special Offer!" in the supermarket in one hand, and was standing with a freshly picked peach in the other hand. in front of myself.

Even the dark side of hell has a time to rest, and unfortunately it is now.

"Basically they are calling hell or scorching hell. If the bone girl is interested, you can go and meet them.... Are you looking for He Yeji around here?"

Taking a small bite of the tender and juicy fairy peach, Ghost Lantern pointed to the other side of Taoyuan Township and asked.

If you ride a panda again, you will be the image of a hermit from the world, Mr. Ghost Lantern.

"Well, I want Qiaoji to meet He Yeji."

"That way, I haven't seen her for a long time." Ghost Lantern immediately changed direction, turned to a small path and walked in the front leading the way, and occasionally asked a few words casually, "Do you know Bone Girl Sang and He Yeji? "

"It's just a former colleague...she was moved to the left shortly after I became a god, and she may not even be called an acquaintance."

The bone girl speculated on Ghost Lantern's psychology of asking this question, and always felt that Mr. Ghost Lantern has become more strange and scary recently, and she didn't know what he was planning in private.After deliberating for a long time, the bone girl decided to trust her hunch and slowed down to walk with Qiao Ji.

"That...Master Ghost Lantern, what happened to the old woodcutter?" Qiao Ji asked in a low voice, not paying attention to the bone girl's actions.

"Because of He Yeji's intercession after being recalled to Gaotianyuan, the old woodcutter was sent directly to the Kingdom of Heaven after his death. He should have been reincarnated or is still living in the Kingdom of Heaven. This is related to the political decision-making of the Kingdom of Heaven, and I am not sure."

Ghost Lantern walked in front, from the bone girl's perspective, I could only see the big peach-like hell symbol on the back of the clothes and the back of the black head, but I couldn't see his expression clearly——but I thought about it, just like Senior Mustard Seed for a long time It will be a creepy expression.

"Bone girl-sang, is there anything you can do to find He Yeji?"

The corner of the bone girl's eyes twitched. Sure enough, only Qiao Ji would believe the high-sounding reason, or is she just such an image of "no matter what she does, she must have her own purpose" in the eyes of outsiders?Whoever evaluates her like this will definitely not beat you to death.

"It's nothing, I just want to meet the god who was also moved by Yueyue God."

"It's okay to meet each other, but please don't bring negative emotions into your work afterwards."

...Master Ghost Lantern, why did you even know that she doesn't like gods?What did you learn behind the scenes that even she didn't know?

"Ah, by the way, there has been news from the Lonely Hell recently that the younger brother of Stone Lantern has been found. When will the bone girl-san be free to go to the Lonely Hell and take him to Saiheyuan? I have to go to the Western Hell to sign a contract, which may be fine idle."