[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, lonely hell—

The bone girl thought for a while and decided to report the passive sabotage of Gu Hell to Mr. Ghost Lantern.

After visiting He Yeji, she went back to the dormitory and tidied up the room. After changing the layout of the dormitory a little, the bone girl remembered what the ghost lamp said about the lonely hell. Lantern, but went to lonely hell alone.

Among the jailers in the Lonely Hell, there are actually imps, but I don’t understand why they didn’t meet each other last time. The bone girl walked carefully from the gravel road called the “safety path” around the Lonely Hell to the place that seems to be the surveillance tower. , led by the little ghost jailer, walked into the room where the found stone lantern brother was said to be staying.

Like a prisoner's house, the bone girl looked around for a long time and finally found a small stone lantern on a table...

... Are you teasing her? !

The elder brother has turned into a human appearance, why does the younger brother still look like a lantern?By the way, brother Stone Lantern got lost because he was stung by a bumblebee. Did you tell her that this stone will be stung by a bumblebee?You told her that this stone lantern that can't move at all will get lost because it was stung and ran after a hornet?

It's because Shi Lantern's elder brother accidentally lost his younger brother when he was wandering with him!And please let her have the deepest respect for this bumble bee.

The corners of the bone girl's eyes twitched and stared at the motionless stone lantern. Because the latter had no eyes, she couldn't describe it as "big eyes and small eyes".

Maybe the jailer in the Lonely Hell couldn't find the real stone lantern brother, so he just found a stone lantern as a perfunctory job.After the bone girl calmed down, she touched the back of her hand, touched the doorknob, opened the door and was about to step back and go out...

"Sister Bone Girl, don't go so fast, at least take me to find brother."

The tone and timbre of the stone lantern that was working in Saiheyuan was basically the same as the voice coming from the lantern.The bone girl assured that she didn't see any changes on the lantern at all, and the voice seemed to appear and disappear out of thin air, which could be attributed to her imagination.

So the bone girl just paused, and then continued with what she just did.

"It's really me. I can't become a human in hell because I don't have enough strength. Come and save me, sister bone girl——"

In order to show her identity, the lantern yelled loudly, and the bone girl seemed to be able to see a picture of a stone lantern lying on the table, rolling around and acting like a baby expressionlessly.

... really against the law.

"Sorry for the wrong person, I'm just a ghost who walked into the wrong room."

"No, the only one who is so short and wears a white mourning dress for fear that others will not be able to see that she is the deceased is only the bone girl sister."

"Do you want to reincarnate again?" The bone girl gritted her teeth. Her height is her permanent flaw, and it is doomed that the bone girl does not look a little imposing from the outside.

Despite being recognized by him, the Bone Girl had no choice but to stop her desire to open the door and leave, and returned to the table, staring at the lantern. If it was a human like his brother, she could still lead him to Sai Heyuan went to——

But this stone lantern seems to be very heavy, and this does not rule out that his younger brother Stone Lantern may deliberately increase his weight in order to make things difficult for her.It's just terrible.

"Don't be like this, Sister Gu Nu, it's the responsibility of an elder to save a young man who has lost his footing and fall into the abyss of loneliness. Even if you can't become Sister Wen Nai, you have to be responsible occasionally like Brother Baxuan."

"Compared to Brother Baxuan, I prefer Sister Ma Gong's type, although she is a bit stupid."

The bone girl calmly said something that didn't fit her setting, and reached out to pick up the lantern. It was really heavy, about the same as Lord Ghost Lantern's mace.

Why did she take this kind of thing that can only be picked up with two hands to Saiheyuan? Anyway, if I throw the lantern here, I think it can be followed by the jailers in the lonely hell. She will suffer too.

So she put down the lantern again, turned around and prepared to go home without any nostalgia.

"I don't know if the world will be destroyed when you become Sister Ma Gong, but you will definitely be destroyed when you are reincarnated for the first time. Sister Bone Girl, why don't you take me to Saiheyuan—Lone Hell is so boring It's full of messy little animals trying to bite me, I heard that Saiheyuan is more fun."

"First of all, please let me observe a second of silence for those poisonous snakes that bit you, and then you were thrown into Saiheyuan because of your inability to move. The result is either that you injure the child or the child injures you. I don't know what it is Who told you Saiheyuan is fun, but please don't destroy it."

Gathering two stone lanterns together can unleash a big move to destroy a piece of land. This bone girl has a deep understanding of this, and the Aokigahara tree sea has become the famous "suicide forest".In fact, the main reason is that the land gods here are unreliable.

The bone girl stopped helplessly, turned around and kicked the leg of the table for the second time, and was working hard to correct the strange concept of the stone lantern.

"I just want to see my brother who knows how to run with girls without the limit of his wicked taste, and it's not an exaggeration to add all derogatory terms to him."

"Please make a good sentence, and your brothers' personalities are basically the same. Don't think that I don't know that you all ran away with Musaki Hana Yeji." The bone girl corrected.

"It was an accident. Who asked humans to sacrifice our tribute to Sister Hua Yeji? After destroying humans, of course we can only go to her for dinner."

How on earth did you become the gods of the land!The bone girl turned her face away and said nothing.

Hell, Saigawara—

Unable to resist the entanglement of the lantern, the bone girl came to his brother's work place carrying the stone lantern after reaching an agreement with him to "do her best to lose weight".

It has been two months since he worked here, and the bone girl had never heard any strange rumors from Saiheyuan during this period, so she wanted to praise him well and let Shi Denglong's brother see that she still has a bit of sister Wen Nai's attributes However, the tragic level of Sai Heyuan caused her to throw aside her praise in an instant, and the Santu River flowed downstream to the lonely hell.

It's only been two months, why did Sai Heyuan build this kind of military fortress that is ready to attack Yan Modian at any time?

The bone girl made up her mind that she would never associate with the stone lantern brothers who were always full of surprises.

"Ah, Sister Bone Girl, are you here to join our Boy Scout Revolutionary Army?"

From a distance, the human-shaped stone lantern saw the bone girl with the same tragic face as Sai Heyuan. After giving the order to the little girl in military uniform beside her, she ran to the bone girl in a few steps.

"...I'll never stop talking to you about raising your height." The bone girl once again emphasized that she was fundamentally different from Tongzi.

The human-shaped stone lantern seemed to be a little excited, and its movements were more than a little smoother than usual. She carefully took her younger brother from the bone girl's hand. After feeling that the stone lantern in her hand suddenly became much lighter, the bone girl realized that the kid was cheating on her again. .

"By the way, what's the situation?" The bone girl pointedly looked at Sai Heyuan, who had piled up a military fortress.

"Children are more interested in secret bases and defeating evil forces, so my idea of ​​building a fort was unanimously accepted by the dead here. Anyway, in the end the jailer swung the mace a few times and the fort collapsed. Jiang Saihe was originally" Playing Jenga' hell changed to 'building a fortress' hell, with the support of Lord Ghost Lamp."

The human-shaped stone lantern sneaked close to the bone girl and whispered, it would be terrible if the children of Saiheyuan heard about this kind of thing. He is not ready to make an honorable sacrifice after being exposed as an undercover agent, let alone he does not want to sacrifice. .

"..."

Shi Lantern, you really always have weird ideas. In order to avoid being involved, should she consider never coming to Saiheyuan again.The bone girl hesitated for a while, unable to pay attention for a moment.

"By the way, Sister Bone Girl, are you interested in going back to the real world for a holiday during the first month? Here is the invitation letter from Gao Tianyuan's New Year's Tea Party, and your collection seems to be still under the altar."

"The ghouls helped me send those collections to hell one by one after the humans discovered them,...you just passed away at that time, I don't know if it's normal. I don't have any plans for the first month, but..."

But the snapdragons in Daoshan Hell still need to be taken care of, and Qiao Ji's education,... Does it mean that it's the first month and she won't be free?Her shopping plan has been stagnant for a long time.

Although the root cause is that she always forgets about it.

"Then take good care of your brother yourself, don't lose him again, he can evaluate you as a scum-level person who can't describe it with too many derogatory words. I left a little bit beforehand."