[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, Abi hell animal year-end banquet——

It is said that in Avici Hell, the number of animals, monsters, and Uma jailers is unusually large.

"The Lonely Hell is a place where poisons are the mainstay, and the dead experience thousands of consequences of poisoning. The Avici Hell is essentially a hell where 'disrespecting saints' is the main crime. However, due to frequent food disputes in recent years, Most of the dead who should have fallen into the realm of hungry ghosts were also sent here."

The bone girl held Senior Mustard Seed who invited her to the animal year-end banquet in her arms, and followed behind the ghost lamp who set off with her.According to Senior Mustard Seed, Lord Ghost Lantern would go to the year-end banquet in Abi Hell every year, so don't let her feel strange.

... It's not so strange, Mr. Ghost Lantern likes animals, he has heard it from Xiaobai who doesn't like it.I just heard that Abi Jill employs a lot of wild jailers, such as Ye Ganhou and Iron Ye Ganshi, which are small hells crawling all over the place, and the bone girl who instinctively rejects this in front of Senior Mustard Seed The expressionless but hopeful face can be read... With difficulty, I agreed.

The white fluffy Gatling cannon is too lethal for a bone girl.

"Food is the most important thing for the people... In fact, the gods also take food as the foundation, and the land god will do harm to human beings because their sacrifices are not enough." Gu Nu sighed.

At this time, a group of people passed the crime of "robbing the monk's fast meal" and fell into hell. How did this strange crime be committed? .

It is said that the former Yuyan Huo Department was charged with "drunken elephants causing chaos". Although it is also a strange crime, it is said that one person was imprisoned after it was established and abolished.

"Due to the recent drastic reduction in the number of true monks, the staff at Mengwei Hell have nothing to do. Abi Hell is generally a very leisurely workplace."

"Does the dead really have to go through 2000 years of falling before they fall into Abi Hell?" Gu Nv asked, scratching the soles of Senior Mustard Seed's feet in her arms.

"Yes, so some jailers have not seen a dead person until now."

In Bone Girl's mind, the living hell where the number of dead always explodes, and the screaming hell where the number of dead jailers are equal, compares the current surroundings, and has a general understanding of the work of Abi Hell.

No wonder so many jailers ordered her to agree to transfer them to Abi Hell during the Knife Mountain Hell Revolution.

Senior Mustard Seed was holding a box of "grass juice" wrapped in a carton in the arms of the bone girl, drinking it with relish, and the bone girl was taking small steps, calling out to the surroundings from time to time. The most terrifying Abi Hell in the series, speeds up her pace from time to time to keep up with the ghost lamp at the front with the back of her head exposed and not interested in the surroundings at all.

The place where the year-end banquet is held is in the black belly of Abi Hell. It is said that it is a small hell with similar functions to that of Mengwei.

The sight of the UMA gathering together was very spectacular, and the bone girl thought of the only UMA she had ever seen brought to her by a ghoul, a picture of the Loch Ness Monster, this strange creature was definitely comparable to a monster.

"……Um?"

Feeling that there was something behind the dead wood not far away, the bone girl slowed down and looked in that direction. A woman with three candles tied to her head was staring at her with hatred. To be precise...it should be Are you staring at her?The bone girl touched her face.

"..."

"Bone girl?" Jiezi raised her head and called out, pulling the latter's consciousness back.

"...ah, it's okay, I saw a strange thing..." The bone girl came back to her senses, paused a few times and trotted after the ghost lamp, "Master ghost lamp, is Chou Shishen also serving his sentence in Abi Hell?"

The one just now should be the monster Chou Shisan, although the bone girl can't think of a motive for her to serve her sentence in Abi Hell... After all, she didn't have a crush on Lord Ghost Lantern so she followed him all the way, right?Never seen her before.

"Ugly Shisan? ... No, she is the jailer of the Avici Hell's Endless Suffering Place. She has been very active recently because of her excellent curse ability. What's wrong?"

"It seemed to be wandering in the back just now." The bone girl smiled wryly, being targeted by monsters known for curses would not be able to participate in the banquet happily and at ease.

"Huh?... Bone Girl Sang and Miss Mustard Seed, please wait for me for a while."

Chou Shishen's position is not hidden, especially with three candles tied to his head emitting blue flames, in stark contrast to the reddish land around him.It's easy to find with Lord Ghost Lantern's Hell Eye. After instructing the bone girl and Miss Mustard, he set up his mace and rushed over.

Master Ghost Lantern, are you really okay with your aura of looking for someone to fight?

The bone girl hugged Miss Mustard uneasily. It's nothing to be nailed into a straw man, but being nailed by a monster with the characteristic of "nailing a straw man" would have all kinds of strange endings.The bone girl remembers that once in this life there was an ugly ginseng wandering in the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara. Under the foolishness of the stone lantern brothers, he used the little straw man made by himself to curse humans and helped them build a candy house, and even let them stay in the house for a long time. In order to wait for Gretel's arrival... Afterwards, he was tricked into practicing acrobatics, robbing, smashing, and so on.

Anyway, she can't avoid monsters like Chou Shishen who can control people.

Ghost Lantern approached Chou Shishen to discuss something with the other party. During the period, he made gestures from time to time to explain and then waved a mace to threaten him. When he nodded and walked back satisfied, Chou Shishen had already left with hatred.

The bone girl couldn't help turning her head away from the eyes full of complaints.

"Master Ghost Lantern, she..."

"Oh, I'm just a fan of brains." Gui Deng nodded without paying too much attention, and continued to walk in the forefront to lead the way.

...What is this feeling of chills down the spine.The bone girl subconsciously touched her back.

Hell, the black belly of Abi Hell——

This is the place for the New Year banquet.

As soon as Ms. Mustard Zi arrived at the venue, she struggled happily in the arms of the bone girl. After the latter put her down, she bounced around and said, "Master Ghost Lantern, are you recruiting bipo savages this year?"

"The original plan was to recruit, but in the end Gao Tianyuan called it 'short of manpower' to go. The little uncle recruited a few, and now he is assisting the work of the eternal god in the recording class of Yan Modian."

Uma and youkai are two different worlds. The bone girl looks at Yamata no Orochi who is drinking with the chupacabra indifferently in the distance, and feels that her worldview has been impacted.

"Master Ghost Lantern, isn't this the year-end banquet for animals?" She looked around in confusion, except for UMA, it was a monster, a real animal... Ah, there is a fish over there.

"Hmmm... the full name is Animals, Yokai, UMA and other non-human beings' year-end banquet. I don't know when it was shortened to animals."

...It's misleading at all, and it can be regarded as a UMA year-end banquet. Well, most of them here are UMA!

Seeing that Senior Mustard Seed had already discussed with the surrounding UMAs, the bone girl who was not against this kind of creature but didn't particularly like it shrank aside, and a question suddenly appeared in her mind: "What kind of snapdragon is it?"

"... flora and fauna."

"...Is there such a category?"

Saying it is the same as not saying it, and there is no such category in the biological category, it seems that Cordyceps sinensis can barely be counted?The bone girl who lacks medical knowledge suddenly remembered the giant Cordyceps sinensis that she had seen in the lonely hell and was driven out of the house after being drawn by Mr. Bai Ze.

"Snapdragon grass is the exclusive animal and plant of hell. The upper body is meat, edible, and has various organs. The lower body is the root that absorbs nutrients. The main nutrients come from the mixture of feed and water. It can be regarded as both animals and plants." Ghost Lantern picked a snapdragon from Heidu.

"No, the fish described by Mr. Ito can also swim, crawl, eat people and destroy the world, but it is a product of machines + bones." The bone girl retorted. Her room also has the surroundings of crawling fish + physical objects. The souvenirs brought back from the trip were given to her because she couldn't eat them.

"That kind of fish is just a product of technological progress. The snapdragon is a great advancement in medical research. The two cannot be compared, but I think that technology can be used in the operation of hell. The energy of hell has always been insufficient."

Ghost Lamp rubbed her chin, seriously considering the feasibility of this measure, the bone girl shuddered as she recalled the smell of gas, and hurriedly tried her best to eliminate the idea of ​​Ghost Lamp in the cradle.

The fish described by Mr. Ito can not only destroy the world, but may even destroy hell.If it doesn't release gas, Bone Girl still agrees with the ghost lamp. The problem is that she will float up when she inhales the gas...

"That's a pity." Hearing the reason of the bone girl, Gui Deng nodded with a little pity, and temporarily threw this idea back on the unplanned itinerary.

When the ghoul came to the animal year-end banquet with the invitation letter, the meeting was about to end.

The sky in hell is not like the present world, and he can’t tell the time. He searched all over his body but didn’t find anything inside his watch and clock, and he didn’t know how long he had been lost in hell before he touched the black belly of Abi Hell.

But seeing the surprised expression of the bone girl, a sense of pride welled up spontaneously.

"Ah, Ghoul-san, when I went to Western Hell to sign a contract not long ago, they asked me to help search for a ghoul that escaped to Japan, is that you?"

... The sense of pride didn't stay in his heart for long, and was instantly shattered by the hell's ghost animal assistant officer.Suppressing the excitement of seeing his friend again, he thought about the words of the assistant ghost and animal officer in his mind, and the ghoul jumped a few steps away from him, entering a state of readiness for battle.

"Oh? Your posture...do you want to fight? I'm actually a pacifist."

The ghost and animal assistant officer tapped the mace, looking very interested in his movements, and there was an aura of "non-pacifist" around him.

"...The ghoul who ran to Japan wasn't him, it should be from his father's or grandfather's generation, or his mother?"

I don't know if she couldn't bear to see her friend being beaten up by her boss, or she just answered a few words at nothing, but the bone girl interjected to clarify for the ghoul.

"I don't remember receiving smuggling money from the ghoul's family back then. Please pay the full amount to Yan Modian."

The ghoul took a step back cautiously. He didn't remember when Hell started collecting smuggling money. In his opinion, the assistant ghost and animal officer was just looking for trouble.

"Don't think that if the bone girl is on your side, I dare not show my true skills." He thought for a while, and said something that he thought was very imposing.

"No, no, you don't need to fight with Lord Ghost Lantern at all... You have never collected money for smuggling, have you? Even Ms. Hanako has lived in the toilet of Yan Mo Temple for 20 years, and you haven't received rent from them, Lord Ghost Lantern."

"...Since the bone girl-san said so..." Gui Deng glanced at the two of them each, and retracted the mace.

The bone girl waved her hand. I always feel that Master Ghost Lantern is in a good mood today, and he has started to collect smuggling money, because there are so many animals in the animal year-end feast?When did she secretly collect some to pay off her own debts: "Say, ghouls are monsters, right? They can't be considered UMA even if they aren't monsters. After all, it's a very general concept. As long as they can eat corpses, they can be counted. Who invited you? "

"...a letter from the Chupacabra of Puerto Rico."

"Oh... the next time you receive an invitation, come and find me first, lest you get lost again."

After the animal year-end banquet ended, although there were still a few participants wandering around, most of them had already left. The reason why the ghoul was late could be imagined. The bone girl exhaled. Now she has a mobile phone. Contact is also much easier.

"Is the terrain of hell difficult to discern? It seems that it is time to set up some road signs..."

The ghost lamp is always worrying about building hell. From the perspective of the bone girl, building road signs is actually of little use. Ordinary visitors will have guides. It’s not good to poke passers-by on the side of the road. As long as there is no God of God Ming's kind of top road idiot is fine.

"... I have, that, entrusted by Mu Jing, the Mountain God family has a gathering in the first month, and Mu Jing asked me to give this invitation letter to Mr. Ghost Lantern."