[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

The family of mountain gods is a very large family. In addition to the gods related to the trees, flowers, plants, beasts and rivers on the mountains, the gods of land—commonly known as guardian gods—are also included in this family.The mountain god family is big, but to the bone girl, it is actually a family of gods who cannot be beaten at all.

But she received a party invitation from the mountain god family.The bone girl suddenly felt that she had received a lot of invitations recently. Senior Jiezi invited her twice, this time for the mountain god party written by Mu Jing, and the invitation for the tea party from Gao Tianyuan submitted by Brother Stone Lantern...why not? Is it related to the gods or to the wild?

As a result, the bone girl, who was extremely depressed, repeatedly postponed her itinerary to go shopping, and then wore a set of white mourning clothes that were the same as before, and followed Master Ghost Lantern to the present world.

"Generally speaking, Inari God Uga Yuhun-sama will also attend the gathering of the mountain god family. If the bone girl-san doesn't want to go, please don't force it."

The ghost lamp in front of the gate of hell gave a faint reminder.

"...Yujia Yuhun, I don't have much enmity with her. To be more specific, I think she should thank me."

Yuga Yuhun is the original Inari God, and Tujini Ten was mistaken for the Inari God only because he was with Tamazamae when he endangered the world, and Yuga Yuhun learned about it because of the bone girl... It seems that she is also A subordinate of Tsukiyomi God, Tsukuyomi is the god in charge of farming.

The bone girl looked down at Mu Jing's invitation letter carefully, recalling the figure who would escape to hell because of the pollen... the figure who looked small but was actually very old.She and Mu Jing should have only met once, so there is probably some reason why she was asked to go together.The bone girl thought for a while, put the invitation letter into her pocket, and followed Lord Ghost Lantern through the gate of hell.

"Let's go, two~"

"I want to bring back some souvenirs~"

The bull's head and the horse's head waved at the two of them from behind the door that was emitting white smoke. The bone girl turned her head and glanced at Lord Ghost Lantern, expressionless.

In other words, they just had a meal and chatted on Mount Fuji in front of the gate of hell, and there was no place to sell souvenirs at all!Do you want her to go buy some meat for you at the ghoul's underground shop?Aren't cows and horses herbivores?

"Have you heard of the bone girl-san? The story between Ishi Nagahime of Mount Fuji and her younger sister, Kihana Saki Yehime."

"I have a little impression. In hell... I can often hear it from others when I have a private fellowship."

The fellowship in Hell is basically non-stop for three days, and there are all kinds of species that come to participate. Forget about Senior Mustard, last time even Brother Tulong came to participate, and then met a jailer from Cat Hell Eyes met.The bone girl didn't want to mention the hazy car that was supposed to be a means of transportation, and because of curiosity, she also walked into the friendship circle... In comparison, there are very few ghost jailers, and the bone girl doesn't understand the purpose of pulling her there.

And the things about Shi Changji and Muhua Saki Yeji are very likely to be talked about in the friendship. Although they are all fragments taken out of context, the bone girl can figure out a general direction after hearing a lot.

It's just that Shi Changji helped rescue her when her home was invaded by humans, and the bone girl's impression of her has always been entangled.

"Is Kihana Saki Yehime really beautiful?"

She was so pretty that Qiongqiong Chuzun returned her sister back home after seeing her, or did Shi Changji look...very attractive?The bone girl wondered uncertainly.

"From the point of view of a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine, she is a beauty in line with the development of the times. He Yeji also said that she is a beauty of the era comparable to the beauty of Amaterasu."

Ghost Lantern bent down and gathered the grass, not knowing what he was doing, but he still kept explaining.

Chinese medicine doctor...ah, Mr. Bai Ze.

"Amaterasu is indeed a beautiful woman, but after living in the cave for so many years, she must have become a lot more decadent." The bone girl stared at the clump of grass that the ghost lamp passed by, unable to see any difference from before. Could it be that Lord Ghost Lantern just bent over to tie a shoelace? ...Do clogs have laces?

"It's hard to say. Some women are born with very neat facial features, and it is unlikely that they will grow crooked later. This is all natural. Shi Changji belongs to the type that makes people want to correct..."

The ghost lamp turned his head pointingly at Shi Changji who was sitting on the trunk of a tree without any image beside a clearing that appeared after passing a tree.

It turns out that it really makes people want to correct it. The nostrils collapsed together during the Great Kanto Earthquake.The bone girl nodded knowingly, and made her own evaluation of the other party by the way.

"The ones over there are Muhuasaki Yeji and her husband. It seems that we are late."

There is a personal whirlwind far away from Shi Changji, and the bone girl compares the atmosphere of the two parties, and thinks that Shi Changji's resentment towards Muhua Saki Yehime should have been sublimated under the promotion of everyone. Seeing that there is only one Muhua with an uneasy face beside Shi Changji Jingzheng looked at this side eagerly...

Even later than Konohana Saki Yehime with a finale face, they were indeed late.

"Master Ghost Lantern, Miss Bone Girl, this side, this side..."

Wooden Jing called them in a low voice and made gestures.

The bone girl glanced at Qiongqiong Chuzun standing next to Muhua Saki Yeji, and shrank behind the ghost lamp. After noticing her small movements, the ghost lamp looked between Qiongqiong Chuzun and the bone girl, knowingly... …Step aside.

Lord Ghost Lantern, please don't show your S temperament at this time! !

The bone girl trembled, complained a few words in her heart, then shrank behind the ghost lamp and vowed not to give up.

"...Does Bone Girl Sang have a problem with Master Qiongqiong Chuzun?" Gui Deng rubbed his chin, and saw the meaning of Bone Girl's insistence. It would be a bit ignorant to step aside without conscience at this time... Bone Girl should be with Gao Tianyuan still has something to do with it.

After thinking about it for a long time, he sighed, and instead of stepping out of the way to expose the bone girl to the public's sight, he asked instead.

"No, but he is the grandson of Amaterasu, and I hate him instinctively." The bone girl vowed.

"Bone girl-san used to be a subordinate of Tsukiyomi God in Heaven, right? Which god is it?"

"..."

"I am... the God of Food Protection."

"...Ah, that one." There was a weird silence for a while before Ghost Lamp spoke, his tone was full of "understood", and the bone girl couldn't know exactly what he understood.

She has heard the legend of Hell when she was still working in Gao Tianyuan, probably because she was given to Yueyong God by Amaterasu God, and then Yueyong God thought that she did not respect her, so she killed herself and finally turned everything on her body into valleys. Grain, such a short story.

"That being said, I also want to ask a question. The bone girl-san is the god of food preservation. Does Dajinji really exist? She has the same meaning as the god of food preservation. It seems that this question is not included in the textbooks of hell. Reading God’s materials is pitifully little.”

"Daijinji was killed before me when Susanoo was driven away from Gaotianyuan. The reason seems to be that Susanoo helped Amaterasu clean up the excrement that Susanoo pulled at the entrance of the cave. The male life found out and got angry. I was after her——because I accidentally exposed a photo of Yueyue Shen when he was young in a social relationship, so I was moved to the left, so basically I didn’t die. "

The past is unbearable, and now the bone girl thinks about the stupid things she did back then, and she wants to travel back to the past and tell herself to remember to expose the photos and make three thousand copies, and sprinkle them from the sky of Gaotianyuan.I feel that my life is worse than death, and I want to let Yuedushen try to feel that life is worse than death.

"The photos of Yuedushen's young age are scary?" Ghost Lantern was curious about this question.

"...My aesthetic is a bit strange, but it's probably at the level of Sister Caihua when she doesn't wear makeup."

The ghost lamp suddenly understood.

Although Lord Ghost Lamp is not as tall as King Yan Mo, it is not a problem for the bone girl to hide her small stature.The two walked side by side around the banquet venue and walked towards Mu Jing.The bone girl keenly sensed a gaze that was essentially similar to that of Chou Shishen she met last time before the animal year-end banquet.

...from Shi Changji.

Seeing that Qiongqiong Chuzun was no longer visible in her position, the bone girl quickly took two steps away from the ghost lamp, and the UP master with too many brain fans could not easily approach.

Now there are a lot of brain-dead black people.

"Master Ghost Lantern, please sit down, I have cooked miso soup at home, I will bring you a bowl~"

"No..." Gui Deng was about to refuse, but the other party had already disappeared in front of his eyes. He looked at Mu Jing suspiciously, and he led the bone girl to sit down on the small stone.

Women are scary.It was the first time for the bone girl who was stared at by the departed Shi Changji to have this kind of thought: "Miso soup?"

"...Well," Mu Jing's eyes drifted, and a few black lines could be seen faintly around his eyes, "Master Ghost Lantern said a long time ago that he would marry a woman who could drink the miso soup he cooked with a smile. Shi Changji began to grind I practiced my cooking skills of cooking dark miso soup..."

"The main ingredient is the brain," Gui Deng added, explaining his attitude towards dark miso soup by the way, "and I like to feed it to others."

The idol harms people and ruins the three views. A good Shi Changji probably used to be able to see only her cooking skills. Being tormented by you, Mr. Ghost Lamp... I guess you will have to take full responsibility in the end.The bone girl turned her face away and dared not make a sound. She couldn't comment on the food issue, because she didn't have a digestive organ, so she hadn't eaten for a long time.

"Speaking of which, why did Wood Jing invite me?"

The bone girl remembered her main purpose and asked.

Mu Jingben nervously stood beside a small rock and looked at a big tree, probably Shi Changji's home.Hearing the bone girl's question, he turned around, stared at her for a long time, picked his cheek, and replied innocently: "I made a slip of the tongue when I invited Mr. Yujia Yuhun, she said she wanted to see you one side."

"..."

"Bone girl-san used to be the God of Preservation... Was Master Yuga Yuhun ever your subordinate?"

The function of the Inari God is to pray for a good harvest, which is similar to the God of Food Protection. Yuga Yuhun is not a subordinate of the God of Food Protection, but a deity who takes over the position of the God of Food Protection. Ghost Lantern understands it this way.

"I don't know. At that time, Yuga Yuhun didn't have this name, and the tradition of using foxes as gods hadn't begun to develop. When did Inari God appear... The first time I heard about this name was when I met Tujini Ten It's time."

"Well—but Yuga Yuhun-sama just sent a message that Gao Tianyuan couldn't come because of something, and please invite Miss Bone to enjoy the banquet between the mountain god's family."

Mu Jing rubbed his hands, looked left and right for a long time before whispering to the bone girl, like a thief.

"...No, actually, I think, apart from air depression, there is only air depression in this place."

The heavy scent of the gods made it difficult for the bone girl to breathe. Apart from the fact that she hated the gods, she was neither a land god like the Stone Lantern Brothers nor a ghost like the Ghost Lantern Lord. She was just a monster. In a word, in this kind of place, a god may appear at any time and blast her until there is no scum left...