[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Heaven, Gaotianyuan Commercial Street——

Gaotianyuan is a very beautiful place.

Although it is not as good as Taoyuan Township, which is known as the "Top Ten Scenic Spots in the World", it is more eye-catching than the commercial street in Hell.The hell is full of red, and the overall color is dark, but Gaotianyuan Commercial Street gives the bone girl a small and fresh taste at first sight.

If you ignore the smell of the surrounding residents, the bone girl will definitely consider moving here.

I don't know why Gao Tianyuan's tea party was held. In short, after reading the time on the invitation letter, the bone girl made some plans. The first month holiday has been over for a long time, but it is not impossible to find some time. After being idle for years, staring at the full shopping list, the bone girl took her few remaining passbooks and walked down this street before the tea party started.

Speaking of which, will Gao Tianyuan really sell these things?The bone girl stared at the storefronts on both sides with some confusion, and the first item on the list in her hand was "human corpse".

The spare human skins are gone, and it's time to make new ones, so buying a corpse is a must.But after Gao Tianyuan walked back and forth several times and found no shop selling human corpses, the bone girl gave up and looked at the second one.

"The coelacanth skeleton..."

Well, neither is this estimate.The bone girl took out the snapdragon ballpoint pen gifted by Ghost Lantern and crossed out the first two items to be purchased.

"Exorcism charm".The bone girl didn't even think about crossing it out again, probably it was a prank by Brother Shi Lantern, did she, a monster, buy this thing to seek death?

The items to be purchased in twos and threes were excluded one by one by the bone girl, and the bone girl was extremely annoyed that all of them were crossed out, thinking about why she wanted to buy these things.

There is no need to buy "Yuedushen's photos", there is a set in her dormitory.

"Cordyceps sinensis".What's the point of buying this back?

"Master Ghost Lamp's red and black kimono",...why would she want to buy such a scary thing?

"Bone girl-san wants my clothes?"

It is easy to scare others when a sentence suddenly pops up when others are thinking, but the ghost lamp has no such awareness at all. Seeing the bone girl take a big step forward, and throw out a long list of shopping lists in his hand, he stretched out his hand Catch the shopping list floating in the air.

"...Ah, Lord Ghost Lantern, long time no see."

Frightened, she could only reluctantly say hello inexplicably.Gui Deng felt that they only met in Saiheyuan two days ago, so it shouldn't be a long time since they met each other.

"What does Bone Girl Sang want my clothes for?"

"I also want to know what I was thinking at that time..." the bone girl replied embarrassingly, this kind of thing that only stalkers would do should have been done secretly underground, but I didn't expect to be discovered by someone and was discovered by the master .

In other words, why did she want such a scary object at that time!Do you want to hang it on the door of the dormitory to ward off evil spirits?The bone girl uncertainly listed her possible thoughts.

Ghost Lantern took a few glances at the bone girl who was struggling, then lowered her head to browse through the entire shopping list, and touched her chin to interrupt the other party's train of thought: "There are many human corpses in this world, if you don't have spare ones, just come to me and apply for a temporary vacation The coelacanth works in Abi Hell, so if you want its skeleton, just ask. As for the exorcism talisman, the king of five reincarnations is a Taoist priest, so he should be able to draw a few pictures for you, but he has always been unreliable. The photo of Tsukiyomi can be taken at the tea party later. Cordyceps? I have it over there, if the bone girl-san wants it, come to my room later, and take it with the kimono by the way."

Ghost Lantern carefully listed the location of each object one by one, and by the way, provided a way to get it in friendship.The bone girl scratched her palms guiltily. What she needs to think about now is not how to get these things but why she wants to get them.

Except for human corpses, there is nothing she needs to kill!Especially the kimono in the last item, Mr. Ghost Lantern is really not a stalker, she doesn't even know how far the distance of three steps is!

"...Well, thank you so much, Mr. Ghost Lantern." The bone girl was so entangled in her heart that she reluctantly agreed with her palms desperately.

"Then go and get the first object now. King Yan Mo also received an invitation from Tsukiyomi God, but the king was a little dizzy today after taking a bath for too long yesterday, so I'll come here for him."

Ghost Lantern folded the shopping list twice and handed it back to the bone girl, explaining why she was here lightly.But this explanation is another way of thinking to the bone girl.

——Yesterday, King Yan Mo was pushed down to the Heavenly Punishment Pot by Mr. Ghost Lantern and boiled for too long, and he will never regain consciousness again.

Thinking of this, the bone girl silently opened the distance between the two.

The Kingdom of Heaven, the place where the Gaotianyuan Tea Party was held——

The kingdom of heaven is the kingdom that stands on the clouds.

Stepping into Yunduo where she used to live, the bone girl didn't have much emotion. She was not a sentimental person in the first place. It is roughly estimated that she wanted to destroy this place hundreds of years ago.

According to Mr. Ghost Lantern, the Kingdom of Heaven actually refers to all the worlds in the sky. In order to let her understand more thoroughly, she went to greet the Jade Emperor and Zeus who had a lively chat. After witnessing Samson passing by for the third time, After Eve was beaten back by God, the bone girl probably understood what Lord Ghost Lantern meant.

What is the relationship between Samson and Eve? !

The bone girl only knows that he is a person who was endowed with a special mission by God, and because of her own depravity, she was cut off from her source of power, and as a result was thrown into hell...Look at him jumping around in heaven like Senior Mustard Seed, bone girl Ashamed that she actually believed the story in the book.

"The source of Samson's strength is not to drink alcohol and not to approach women and his long hair. As a result, his hair was cut because he was obsessed with women. In the end, he repented to God and returned to heaven. He has nothing to do with Eve,... What's wrong? ?”

The ghost lamp greeted the people around familiarly, and said by the way.

"No... Did Isaac really die in the end?" The bone girl was suddenly curious.

"Isaac... do you know that there is a butler in Miss Lilith's house called a scapegoat?" Ghost Lantern frowned and picked up the coffee on the table, and put it down again without thinking.

Lord Ghost Lantern doesn't like coffee.Knowing this, the bone girl took a cup of tea from the side and handed it to Ghost Lantern.

"Have you heard of the scapegoat, who is now working at Miss Lilith's house?"

"Well, when Isaac was sacrificed to God by his father Abraham, an angel appeared to stop Abraham and proposed to replace Isaac with a sheep. The scapegoat was later brought home by Mr. Bessib as a steward, and finally followed with his wife Lilith."

Taking a sip of the tea that the bone girl handed over, Ghost Lantern glanced at the bone girl, paused and took another sip.

"Eh? Isn't Ms. Lilith the lover of Lord Satan? When Lucifer fell into hell, she was taken to hell by the way..."

The news beyond common sense made the bone girl stunned for a long time, trying to express her understanding of the story in a hurry.

"It was indeed brought to hell by Lucifer. Later, I don't know why I married Bessib. It's not easy for me to ask about his family's private affairs."

The bone girl began to think about whether her behavior in coming to hell was correct. How many times did her three views change the moment she passed through the gate of hell?Sighing slightly melancholy, the bone girl looked left and right to find the Shuten-douji who asked the stone lantern brothers to invite her to Gao Tianyuan.

"Master Ghost Lantern, I heard that hell has banned Shuten-douji?"

According to Shi Lantern, because Shuten-douji was locked in front of the gate of hell and was not allowed to pass by Niutaumatou, he had no choice but to call them to go out, and handed in the tea party invitation distributed by Tsukiyomi God. ... In any case, the bone girl couldn't imagine that Yueyongshen would be kind enough to send her an invitation letter. No matter how she thought about it, Shuten-douji had something to do with her.

"..." Ghost Lantern was silent for a while, "The last time Jiu Tun-douji was invited by Hua Piao to drink in Flower Street, he met Mr. Kintaro who was working as a bodyguard in Zhonghe Hell. The area was destroyed. Although Shuten Doji paid enough compensation, the reconstruction work and his own legend made the female jailers of Zhonghe Hell strongly demand that he be banned from entering and leaving hell. This matter was reported to Niutaumatou by Axiang Yes, it should be regarded as the private actions of female prison guards."

According to legend, Shuten-douji is a woman's nightmare.The bone girl who had heard a little bit nodded to show that she understood.

"Yo, bone girl!"

The nightmare of a woman, Shuten Doji, who is now seduced by Minamoto Yoshinobu, saw a ghost lamp in a red and black kimono that was extremely conspicuous in the heaven from a long distance. They actually delivered it? Hey, Lord Ghost Lantern, you are here too, when will the ban on hell be lifted?"

"It will probably be resolved after you reincarnate. If you don't mind, I can send you to reincarnate now."

As Ghost Lamp spoke, he drew out his mace.

"Oh, no need, no need, in fact, I am very happy living in the kingdom of heaven. But why did Mr. Ghost Lantern come to the tea party? I remember you like to drink bars?"

Shutendouji laughed twice, rubbed the back of his head, and held the wine gourd with the other hand all day long. The reason why he and Mr. Kintaro fought can be understood by the bone girl. It is probably because the brainless monster in front of him accidentally slandered Minamoto Raimiko said a few words, and Kintaro, who has deep affection for the boss, was so angry that the two began to beat each other... It's a pity that the flower street of Zhonghe Hell, she is going to make trouble by herself next time.

"Occasionally drinking a few sips of tea can reduce the fire. A monster like Mr. Shutendouji who doesn't know what fire is should not be able to understand."

"...But the cup in Lord Ghost Lantern's hand is mustard tea made by Tsukiyomi God? Is it delicious?"

"..."

The bone girl seemed to suddenly not know what mustard was.

Lord Ghost Lantern, I’m sorry, that cup of tea was actually handed to her by the person next to her in a friendly manner, but since she can’t drink tea, she handed it to you. Please don’t blame her. All the tea is water in her eyes, and she doesn’t see anything there. I can't see the strange place at all!

The bone girl took a step back with a distorted face, and found that the ghost lamp glanced over unintentionally or intentionally, and suddenly felt that the whole person was not well...

When Yuedushen returned home, she printed [-] more copies of the photo album in the dormitory, and begged Mr. Bai Ze to take her to Gao Tianyuan for a tour! !

"Please be sure to tell Yueyue Dashen that the mustard tea tastes good. If you allow it, you can add some dried chili for brewing. It will definitely be very popular."

Under the complicated eyes of the bone girl, Gui Deng strongly praised this special cup of mustard tea. The bone girl turned her head and gave a dry laugh. "Master Ghost Deng, you obviously don't eat spicy food and you asked to add dried chili, which is completely harmful. By the way, dried chili She recommended the specialty fairy chili imported from Mr. Bai Ze.

"Oh, I'll tell her. I'm so sorry, Tsukiyomi went to negotiate with Amaterasu, so I might not be able to attend the tea party today, but why are you huddled in this small corner?"

Because she hates the gods, and even more the gods who are in a group... The bone girl kept a face and didn't say anything, and she was going to wait for the reason of Lord Ghost Lantern to echo her a little.

"They are very annoying." Ghost Lantern said concisely, and the bone girl was speechless.

Jiu Tun-douji followed the direction of the ghost lamp and looked at the group of participants in the tea party. He didn't comment on the "annoyance" that the ghost lamp said. something, remembering your original purpose.

"By the way, I almost forgot. I found you out because I couldn't go to hell. I heard that before—probably during the Yulan Festival, you met a married couple in this world?"

"Then, please don't ask me about the old setting. Mr. Bai Ze, who was bitten by the second girl at that time, should be able to provide you with more clues." The bone girl waved her hand, trying to clear the relationship, "You ask What is she doing?"

"The monster that was missed during the cleaning before. I went to the real world many times but failed to catch her. I have to go again in the next few days, so I plan to make full preparations! Where does Mr. Bai Ze live? resident?"

"Taoyuan Township."