[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, the hall of Yan Modian——

"Hey……"

The intern Tang Gua held a broom and sighed while sweeping the hall of Yan Modian.

He has been working in Yan Modian for a long time. He often does the work of delivering letters, cleaning and washing clothes, and even feeding the snapdragons in the backyard. Add bricks and tiles.

"Hey……"

Not far away, his friend Eggplant from Hell Private School twisted his buttocks and sang the newly released song for advertising fat times. Tang Gua couldn't help sighing again after thinking about himself, who was in contrast to his optimism.

Perhaps it was too obvious that he was powerless. Eggplant turned his head and blinked, holding a broom with a similar style tightly and hopping back to Tanggua's side in a few steps.

"...Eh—what's the matter with you, Tang Gua? I got up late today and wore purple underwear by mistake, so I'm in a bad mood?"

Eggplant scratched his face and asked a question that a normal jailer wouldn't ask.This guy always seems to be missing a muscle, but he lives with envy and optimism. Occasionally, the other party's optimism will make Tang Gua have the urge to beat him up.

"...I'm thinking about Sister Axiang's preferences, how can I adapt to it?"

"Hey...you're still thinking about Sister Axiang, ghosts shouldn't be very against snakes, right? My mother really likes snakes."

Since the last day trip to Sister Axiang’s dormitory, Tang Gua’s mind has been lingering in the mind of Mr. Ghost Lantern’s words, “If you can meet the requirements, maybe Tang Gua can do it too.” Since then, he has been thinking of ways to make himself like it. Snakes... However, after being bitten countless times by them, Tang Gua, who is now afraid of snakes, can't help worrying about his future.

It is difficult for the jailer who is afraid of snakes to continue this job.

"And what do you think, once you were bitten by a snake for ten years and you were afraid of well ropes, Tanggua, didn't you dislike them only after being bitten many times? This means that you don't actually hate snakes in essence."

A drop of cold sweat ran down the side of the eggplant's forehead, searching for words to comfort his friend in his unintelligent mind.

Tang Gua didn't speak, even though he stopped sighing, the oppressive air still couldn't rise.Regardless of whether he is disliked in nature or not, he is very afraid of snakes now...how can this be with Sister Axiang...

"Why don't we go to Abi Hell to play with Brother Earth Dragon? It looks so cute, fat and fat." The eggplant gestured to a round shape, which could not be connected with creatures like "snakes" at all.

If you can’t get in touch, you can’t understand. Tang Gua weakly shakes the broom and sweeps some ash from one side to the other. “Why does Sister Ah Xiang like snakes? Don’t you like them after living with them for a while?”

This is indeed a problem for Tang Gua.

"This question, Axiang, she thinks they are slippery and soft and cute. At least how to fall in love with them... You can be sure that after living with them for a while, Tang Gua, now you will be ordered to resign due to mental problems. "

Tang Gua swept back the ashes that had been swept over there, and repeated this. Even if the black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him, he didn't react until the eggplant tugged at the corner of his clothes, and the familiar male voice behind him answered him. Unintentionally asked the question, Tang Gua hurriedly turned around and said hello to Lord Ghost Lamp who suddenly appeared behind him.

"Ah Xiang's hobby is absolutely uncompromising. If you really want to try it, I can help you transfer to Guhell to work."

Ghost Lamp did not bring the iconic mace with him, flipping through the folder in his hand while writing, his actions easily misunderstood Tang Gua as that he had transferred himself to a lonely hell where even the jailers could hardly pass through without injury. This kind of thing can be easily accomplished with just a word from the assistant officer in front of him.

"——No, there is no need for Master Ghost Lamp!"

"Huh? Don't you want to go to the Lonely Hell? There are the largest number of snake-like jailers in all the small hells. But I remember that there is also a snake-based hell in the Shouting Hell. Are you short of manpower, Bone Girl-san?"

While holding the snapdragon ballpoint pen, Ghost Lamp filled up the skill points of his dual-purpose skills without turning his head to ask the bone girl who just followed his footsteps.

The bone girl stared at the stack of white papers in her hand with some annoyance, caught up with the ghost lamp, said hello to the Tanggua eggplant who was sweeping the floor, and then began to carefully look at the Tanggua who was said to be transferred to screaming hell—well, A little thin.

"Calling the blood marrow eating place of hell, it is the hell that 'people who trample on the lawn but refuse to admit it' fall into. It is true that there are mostly snakes in hell, but there are also many other insect jailers. Tanggua is interested in working ?"

Only thin jailers need to be bullied.The bone girl secretly concluded that with Tang Gua's small body, if she went to work at the Blood Marrow Restaurant, she would have to go to the Hell Hospital within a month.

"Forget about yelling for hell..." Tang Gua, who was quite self-aware, refused weakly.

"how?"

"His job is volunteered in Zhonghe Hell," Eggplant hurriedly replied, and pushed Tanggua casually, not knowing what the intention was, "Sister Bone Girl, let me ask a question, every girl has strange hobbies huh huh huh..."

Before the eggplant closed its mouth, Tang Gua covered his mouth and took a few steps back, while yelling at him in a low voice, probably "it's impolite to say that", "don't be so blunt" or something like that Yes, because Tang Gua retreated, he stepped on the dust that had just been swept up, setting off a cloud of smoke, and the surrounding area was covered with gray, which slightly covered Tang Gua's melancholy mood.

The bone girl gave a low groan and started to seriously think about this question.

"Weird hobbies... generally everyone has them, and it shouldn't be limited to women. Whether it's the OTAKUs filling the room with hand-made peripheral game consoles or the foodies storing enough snacks for half a year in the room, it's weird Oh, my hobby."

And a person's room can see the character of this person. When she was brought into his room by the ghost lamp to fetch things after returning from the tea party, she was fortunate to see the dark room of hell. It consists of drug research + strange collection + torture instruments The model and construction of these three corners can easily see that the owner of this room is a fun-loving Shaker S.

"Ah, so my room is full of artworks, is it considered a strange hobby?" Eggplant broke free from Tang Gua's hand and asked.

"No, it should be more about hobbies."

"Is Tanggua's room full of small props considered a hobby?"

"No, that's just the perfect embodiment of his M attribute."

The bone girl answered swearingly, and looked at Tang Gua who had been tagged with an "M" with interest by the way. She never thought that there was such a talented practitioner lurking in Yan Modian... Should I dig harder? To the blood marrow food place?The bone girl thought seriously.

"Does the bone girl have any hobbies or strange hobbies?"

Eggplant tugged at Gu Nu's sleeve, and looked up at her.This action made the bone girl feel extremely satisfied. It was rare to meet a jailer who was shorter than herself, and the advantage of height made her feel ecstatic.

"My aesthetics are a bit strange, but since I like it myself, I don't regard it as a strange hobby. I have seen Miss Axiang's room, it is a very scary place for me."

The bone girl nodded. In fact, Senior Mustard Seed's room also had a strong curse atmosphere. The walls of the room were covered with pictures of civet cats. According to the jailer next door to Senior, he could hear the sound of resentment coming from the next door every night. Sound effects of curses and things smashing.

"..." Eggplant blinked, "I want to take a look--will the big sister of the bone girl let me visit?"

"...?"

The bone girl was stunned, her dormitory... By the way, what is there to visit in the room that even she rarely stays in?Because I don't sleep, the room has been completely transformed into a warehouse, although a new red and black kimono of Ghost Lamp has been added to hang on the door... Well, even if she wants to wear it, there is a height difference of nearly [-] centimeters It's enough to drag the hem of the clothes to the ground.Besides, she didn't want to see that kimono that laughed at her height all the time.

The bone girl thought angrily.

"Later, I'm going to get some things from the bone girl Sang's room. How about the bone girl Sang's mind? I think it will be a good growth experience for them to let them see the room of ordinary women, and maybe it can correct Tang Gua M's character."

...Can she go ahead and put away your clothes, Mr. Ghost Lantern, which she hangs on the door to ward off evil spirits?And her room is really not an ordinary woman's room, even the bed is full of things.

"...Yes, no problem."

The bone girl answered uncertainly, whether she could change Tang Gua M's character, she didn't know, and she had no intention of changing his character, but with a little explanation of that dress, it shouldn't be regarded as an idiot...

Probably not.

Hell, yell hell staff quarters—

One of Ghost Lantern's favorite advertising slogans when recruiting workers is "Basic salary of [-] yuan per month with food and housing included", and occasionally "more than double the average salary in Taoyuan Township".But back then, the bone girl was brought into hell by Master Guishen Zhixi, so she actually started her part-time job career without knowing the rich conditions of hell.

If it is possible, the bone girl would like to ask for "food and accommodation" to be exchanged for cash. Regardless of food, she rarely uses it for accommodation.The bone girl led the Tanggua eggplant after sweeping the floor, and accompanied the ghost lamp who was going to inspect the work in the hell to enter the staff dormitory, and walked around twice before finding her room.

The room was at the end of the corridor, and there was even a layer of dust on the doorknob.

The bone girl remembers that the last time she went home was after the tea party, she put Lord Ghost Lamp’s kimono behind the door to ward off evil spirits or guard against robbers. place", the dust has always been quite large.

"...Let's discuss the location of the staff dormitory at the next meeting. It's not good for the health of the staff if it continues like this."

The ghost lamp looked down at the working little hell, keeping the reform plan in mind.

Having no experience with this kind of problem, the bone girl stood at the door of the room and struggled for a while, and finally opened the door.

If the kimono is hung behind the door, it is generally invisible unless the door is closed in the room.So comforting herself, she forgot how frightening her room was to ordinary jailers.

"..."

After seeing the scene inside the house, Tang Gua couldn't help opening his mouth wide and took a step back.Master Ghost Lantern, are you sure this will help correct his character?

"...Hey, the big sister's hobbies are really amazing."

"It's really powerful, Bone Girl Sang, where are these bones from?"

The bone girl looked around the specimen boxes placed on the shelf, on the floor or on the wall expressionlessly, and lowered her head to think for a while: "Most of them are the corpses of the Reynard Fox family, which were captured by ghouls when they traveled abroad. The one on the bed over there is the fox among the little princes. Because the fox product is not bad, the whole body is left... Ah, the one next to you is the former envoy of Inari God, when he communicated with the stone lantern in the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara It was caught by me. On the head of the bed was the whole body skeleton of the nine-tailed fox Baosi who was brought along by the way during the exchange of hell between China and Japan. In addition, some bones were picked out from human corpses. It was very beautiful at that time. Stayed...what's wrong?"

"Master Ghost Lamp, I think the women in hell are so scary..."

Tang Gua uneasily shrank behind the ghost lamp, a few black lines slipped from the corners of his eyes. Compared with the bone girl, his shopaholic sister was nothing more than a normal woman.

Could it be said that a prerequisite for women admitted to hell is "strange personality"? !

"Well, it's not that I can't understand Bone Girl Sang's hobbies. I occasionally cook a few dead people in my room..." Gui Deng stroked his chin and expressed his understanding of Bone Girl's hobbies, "And most of the women in hell are women. The masculine type, like Miss Kuazi, Train-san, and the idol Momo Maki. Bone girl-san is already a hobby of normal women.”

"Master Ghost Lantern, don't take Miss Axiang as your standard! A girl's house should be full of clothes, cosmetics, trinkets, furniture, and some weight-loss products—"

"No, actually I think Sister Tang Gua is a very special case among women." Gui Deng retorted seriously.