[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Heaven, Taoyuan Township——

The bone girl learned from the ghost lamp that Bai Ze had newly purchased a batch of pharaoh's secret medicine, which had a good effect on inhibiting the growth of bacteria on the rotting corpse in her room.

Because the ghoul family went on a trip—or fled elsewhere because of what the ghost lamp said before, the bone girl managed to pick up a dead female body about her size in the sea of ​​trees in Aokigahara, but she had nowhere to process it and brought it back Hell, placed in the middle of the room.

Then it was found to be rotting.

"Hmm... corpses rot is a natural law. Bone girl Sang can go to a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine. He seems to have been to Egypt recently and brought back some Pharaoh's secret medicine." Ghost Lantern suggested.

As for the Pharaoh's secret medicine...it is probably the medicine used in the pyramids to keep the corpse fresh that I often see on TV. I don't know if there will be any accidents after using that female corpse that she finally found.The bone girl who lacks medical knowledge is troubled.

She pursed her lips uneasily and thought about it. It is not easy to find a suitable corpse for her body type, otherwise she would be like a six-eared macaque in a certain country, changing her appearance every day to deceive people everywhere.It's still a matter of height.

Rubbing her hands together, the bone girl submitted another application to Niutou Matou and stepped into the land of Taoyuan Township.

Last time I participated in the tea party in Gaotianyuan with Ghost Lantern, the bone girl didn't understand why Yueyongshen would want to see her, ah, and Yuga Yuhun, to be precise, I am now a monster who can be easily killed by them ... Do you want to avenge the past?

The bone girl unconsciously slowed down, and suddenly felt that it was unwise for her to step into the territory of heaven again.

Not to mention Yujia Yuhun, Yuedushen and himself have some sworn enemies.Besides, the people in the Kingdom of Heaven are actually so narrow-minded. Didn't Dajinji help Amaterasu clean the door, and was directly cut up by Susanoo and turned into whole grains.

In this way, the stories in mythology are very extreme...Greek is a group of gods with messy generations, the Bible describes the creation of the world by an overly suspicious and arrogant God, and Japanese mythology is a group of small-minded gods who make up the land. Buddhism fundamentally cuts off the way of life for human beings...

The bone girl thinks it's great that she is a monster. If Tamamo-mae can be eliminated, then her life after that will be bright.

"...Ah, bone girl-san, are you here to do some shopping?"

Carrying a basket of fairy peaches on his back, and holding a wounded white rabbit in his hand, Momotaro came out from behind the tree, and greeted the bone girl who was standing there: "Master Bai Ze is in the clinic now, if there is something wrong You can consult him if you are comfortable. Although Mr. Bai Ze is not very serious, he is still very skilled in medicine."

"...Hmm." The bone girl responded, following Momotaro's footsteps and started walking again.

Bai Ze Clinic was not far away, and the bone girl had already walked for a while, so she arrived at her destination very quickly.Momotaro knelt down and handed the injured white rabbit to his work partner, put down a basket of fairy peaches, wiped his sweat against the sun, and invited the bone girl to enter.

"...how did it get hurt?"

"Accidentally climbed onto a tree around Yoro Falls, was startled by a bird, fell to the ground and injured myself." Momotaro gave an unimaginable answer.

Now the rabbits in Taoyuan Township can climb trees?The bone girl stared at the injured rabbit for a long time, and after Momotaro's questioning, she regained her senses and walked into the Baize clinic.Although I haven't been here a few times, the bone girl is very impressed here, mainly because one of the bowls over there once attacked Mr. Bai Ze's face several times...

"Please wait a moment, I'll call Bai Zeda..."

"Is Mr. Bai Ze here?"

Momotaro smiled kindly at the bone girl, and when he put a piece of cloth on the edge of the table, his train of thought was interrupted by a sudden sentence.The two looked out the door at the same time, and a woman with blond hair and a red bow walked into the clinic.

"...Ah, Miss Magdalene, the medicine Master Bai Ze prepared for you has been cooked, please wait for a while."

Magdalene.The corner of the bone girl's eyes twitched. Why did someone from Western Paradise come to Taoyuan Township to get medicine? By the way, Miss Magdalene, aren't you famous for your health? Why do you still need to take medicine!

"Well, thank you very much."

Aunt Magdalene who stumbled timidly glanced at the bone girl who looked at her with complicated eyes, and sat down beside her for a while, bowing her head and making no sound.

"...May I call you Magdalene or Mary? Or the full name of Mary Magdalene?" The bone girl still decided to ask this question clearly.

The stories in the Bible are so confusing. God is simply a BUG. He can give birth to whoever he wants, whether it is young or old, or even a man... and even...

The bone girl thought of Adam thinking of Sarah thinking of Noah thinking of God himself, this is simply a illogical legend.

"It will be all right."

Magdalene timidly replied.

"Miss Magdalene shouldn't get sick easily, so she came to Bai Ze Clinic to get medicine?"

"Well, the wounds Jesus suffered have not healed yet. The medical skills of Mr. Bai Ze from Taoyuan Township are well-known in heaven, so I came here to ask for a dose of medicine for him." Magdalene pinched her fingers shyly with her head down. .

"Jesus, is Miss Magdalene really his mate?"

Jesus was crucified on the cross. The bone girl has heard about it, but the identity and even gender of Mary Magdalene have always been ambiguous. Before seeing her with her own eyes, the bone girl was more inclined to Magdalene. male statement.

For some reason, the term “believer” cannot be associated with women. There seem to be quite a lot of female believers in the West. Is this a regional difference...

"Uh-huh."

Is this really an aunt who has lost her footing? Why is she even younger than her height!The bone girl's eyes twitched, and she caught sight of Bai Ze who came out of the house wearing a turban.

"...Miss Bone Girl, do you have anything to do?"

Even though they were far away, the bone girl could still hear Bai Ze's disgusted tone.Weighing her recent actions in her heart, Gu Nu felt as if she hadn't cursed Bai Ze behind her back, right?

On the contrary, those lazy jailers in the Sword Mountain Hell have been treated very badly by her recently. For some reason, they always slipped and fell from the high platform to the Sword Mountain, and then they were sent to the emergency department of the hospital.

"Master Ghost Lantern said that Mr. Bai Ze, you have the secret medicine for brewing corpses in Egypt, and I'm just here to buy something."

The photos of Yueyue Shen in the room were stuffed somewhere, and she didn't have time to print [-] copies.The bone girl spread her hands to express her innocence.

"That guy... the secret medicine of Egypt? Where did you put Momotaro?"

"Eh?" Momotaro was taken aback by the sudden question.

"Didn't I ask you to recite it two days ago? The secret medicine in a wine jar."

"..." Momotaro was silent for a while, "Is that a secret medicine? I thought it was the wine filled with Yoro Waterfall, and it was placed under a big tree around there."

It turns out that the white rabbit was injured because of Momotaro, you put the wine jar under the tree and gave it a fulcrum.The bone girl who has a special affection for the white rabbit because of the mustard seeds swears.

Hell, yell hell—

The bone girl bought a large jar of Egyptian secret medicine at a low price from Taoyuan Township and returned to the dormitory. The ghost lamp came to her with a squirrel and invited herself to a day trip to the Egyptian hell.

"Anubis heard that there are monsters in the Eight Hells who are interested in the Egyptian Pharaoh, so I must take Bone Girl Sang with you." Ghost Lantern said seriously.

"...I'm just more interested in the secret medicine, and, Lord Ghost Lantern, can you please put the squirrel far away from me?" The disgust of the growing little monster, her skin is still being made, and if it lays an egg in her body at this time... she will die of cold.

Speaking of which, Mr. Ghost Lantern, you actually raised that malnourished house sparrow cub?

"Zashiki Doji bought a birdcage and liked it very much. Because Yan Moden didn't have cats, I let them go. Master Anubis said he wanted to meet all kinds of Japanese monsters, so I was going to take it with me. Go to Egypt." Ghost Lantern straightened the bird's feathers, goldfish and birds are animals that can live in harmony, and he has no reason to reject the bird.

"...Can I not go?"

The bone girl looked tangled up at the squirrel in the hands of the ghost lamp, she had good reasons for refusing to go with her on a one-day trip to Egypt. First, she didn’t know Lord Anubis; Three... The round-trip air ticket is too expensive and she might as well not go with the current trend of being in debt.

"It's not impossible...but it's better for Bone Girl-san to take a little rest recently. I heard from the jailer of the Knife Mountain Hell that you seem to be inspecting work in the Knife Mountain Hell from morning to night, and you will go back soon after you leave occasionally. "

The bone girl turned her head away from the ghost lamp in embarrassment. She stayed in Daoshan Hell every day because she had nothing to do so she ran there to raise snapdragon grass. Every time she went to Yan Modian to hand in the report, she would be threatened by Zashiki Doji to take care of her. Good snapdragons... She has heard about the power of Zashiki Warji, which is enough to pose a threat to her who is heavily in debt.

The root of all evil is the debt she has owed for several years. Now the bone girl is very impulsive and asks Qiao Ji, who has been transferred to Dajianlin, how she lived before.

"It's best not to work too hard. There are often cases where employees in the recording department are admitted to the psychiatric department of the hospital because they work too hard." Ghost Lantern said while opening the wings of the bird, carefully observing the body structure of the bird.

The bone girl silently observed the actions of the ghost lamp. She did not have a brain in the broad sense of the source of the spirit. Going to the psychiatry department probably made those doctors neurotic.Ghost Lantern expressionlessly plucked a plume's feather, which caused the latter to let out a thin scream, and the bone girl nodded with difficulty.