[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Egypt, the kingdom of spirits—

The composition of the world after Egypt's death is interesting.

It is divided into three parts, the kingdom of gods where the dead and the gods live are judged, the kingdom of spirits where ordinary dead live and live, and the veritable hell Tuvat.

Under the ardent invitation of the ghost lamp with unknown intentions, the bone girl soaked the human corpse she had picked up in medicine into the coffin, and carefully checked the safety of the dormitory before going to Egypt with the ghost lamp and Xiaobai who came later.

"Is Master Ghost Lantern's job okay?" Xiaobai remembered that it was around the first month of the month, Master Ghost Lantern was not as free as he is now, and the holiday at that time was a one-week vacation that he had been asking for after contacting the Ten Kings.

"Well, the first month has passed for a long time, and most of the jailers who asked for leave have returned to work. When the employees are busy, the boss is usually free. Ah, sorry, how much is this?"

Ghost Lantern found the pottery he was interested in from a street stall, and started to bargain like a street aunt.The bone girl behind her snapped her fingers and calculated, does she still have annual leave to take?Does taking all the breaks at the beginning of the year mean that she only has the Yu Lan Festival to rest this year?

"Anubis said that the nearest Egyptian hell is very lively!" Xiaobai wagged his tail and stuck out his tongue, wandered around the ghost lamp a few times, and carried a dumb sparrow on his back. You will think it is a dog, "Because of the chaos in this world, the number of dead people in the land of spirits has increased, and the number of residents has increased, and the handmade products sold on the street have also increased a lot."

"Chaos in this world?" The bone girl grasped the point.

"The gap between the rich and the poor in Egypt has always been very large, and the poor can't even afford cheap Egyptian flatbread. I heard that the leader there was assassinated when I visited the world before, and I don't know if I fell into hell. .Three hundred pounds is too much, ten pounds."

The Ghost Lamp directly cut off nearly [-]% of the price rather domineeringly, and the bone girl couldn't help but look at the pottery. Usually, it's strange things that interest Mr. Ghost Lamp.

A set of four small jars was placed on the stand. At a glance, it seemed to be decorated with people, birds, apes, and dogs. Momotaro and his three followers instantly appeared in the bone girl's mind.The more I think about it, the more I like it, but why is the statue of Momotaro sold at a high price of [-] pounds in Egypt?

"This guest, let us save some life for our small business. This canopic jar is no longer produced. As an indispensable item in the process of making Egyptian mummies, it is very commemorative to buy it back—"

It turns out Momotaro-san is worth three hundred pounds in Egypt, and your monthly salary is not enough to buy a counterfeit of your own.The bone girl turned her head and laughed a few times, not understanding the significance of this kind of thing being so expensive.

Isn't it just a few pottery pots, she went back and peeled off a few from General Seto and sold them in Egypt, could she stop her part-time job?The bone girl decided to discuss this issue with General Seto the next time she visited the world.

"Canopic jars are no longer made? Who said that?"

A black dog's head suddenly appeared behind the bone girl, questioning the stall owner's words: "Didn't you open a canopic jar factory not long ago? Didn't the production stop there?"

"...Ah, Anubis-san."

Ghost Lamp put down a few pottery works that he was very interested in, turned his head and greeted the black dog head, then raised the pot and asked: "Is there a factory that sells this? Recently, the Eight Hells are researching new torture methods and need something To contain the removed internal organs for biological research. I think we can discuss wholesale."

So you are Master Anubis? !Sorry for mistaking it for a dog head.The bone girl apologized from the bottom of her heart, and pulled the chain of the little white dog that was about to pounce, and pulled it back. Master Ghost Lantern is discussing business affairs, so you better not go up and meddle.

"Yes, it's in the direction of the Kingdom of Spirits. If you want to wholesale, you can communicate with the boss there," Anubis pointed to the far side of the road, "and the recent increase in technical personnel, the current Canopy Si cans can be made according to the appearance of customers, and the price is very cheap. Is Xiaobai interested in making a few jars and playing at home?"

Holding a jar of offal will give you nightmares at night.The bone girl let go of her hand a little, so that Xiaobai would not be strangled to death at least.

"...Ah, could it be, Master Ghost Lantern, is this the woman who is interested in Egyptian secret medicine?"

Anubis noticed that he was leading his friend Xiaobai for a walk, and the white mourning clothes were incompatible with the surroundings. The instinct of welcoming people made him come forward and blurt out: "Oh, if it can be taller, it is undoubtedly A more beautiful Cleopatra."

Are all Egyptians so straightforward? !Even if she is really short, please don't say it!The bone girl held back her rejection of Anubis, and kept telling herself that he was a famous god in Egypt, so don't do anything to him, or it might destroy the friendly relationship between Egypt and the eight hells...

"Well... do Egyptians like tall women? In Japan, shortness is considered beautiful," Ghost Lantern looked up and down the height of the woman with the lower bone, and put the clay pot worth 1.6 pounds back in the stall, and walked side by side with Anubis He said, ready to go to the manufacturing factory he said, "It seems that according to my country's standards for choosing wives, it is difficult to get married if the height exceeds 1.7 meters. I think the height of the bone girl Sang is just right, and women should not exceed [-] meters. Rice is more suitable."

"1.7 meters... It's true that women who are now 1.7 meters tall can surpass men in a short time wearing high heels. Walking with that kind of woman will be stressful. But this Cleopatra wearing high heels will make you People are safe."

Anubis nodded and slightly agreed with the ghost lamp's view in this world, but the concept of beauty is not so easy to erase, just like he called women Cleopatra out of a certain habit.

The bone girl looked down at the clogs and high heels on her feet...it seemed that she hadn't worn them, so she could try them on when she got home.

"Wearing high-heeled shoes at the height of the bone girl will make people mistaken for a child who stole her mother's shoes, so it's better not to wear them."

Master Ghost Lantern, please don't be so straightforward, okay? Although she can no longer grow taller now, she may still be able to improve her height through hard work through those things!The bone girl's eyes twitched, and she suddenly felt a little bit disgusted with the ghost lamp she had always respected.

"By the way, speaking of storing internal organs..."

Ghost Lantern suddenly thought of something, turned around and held the squirrel on Xiaobai's head, and introduced to Anubis: "This is a Japanese monster squirrel, which lays eggs in the human body and feeds on the internal organs of the human body. Anubis Bissang said before that he wanted to meet Japanese monsters. He originally wanted to bring kappa or mermaid mummy, but those things were destroyed by the monster’s family members, so it was not easy to find. After learning about the production process of Egyptian mummies, I recommend them. It came to work in Egypt."

The production of Egyptian mummies requires digging out all the internal organs of the corpse. It is really difficult to produce them without destroying the beauty of the corpse. Therefore, the decrease in the number of mummies is mostly due to the difficulty of production methods.

The squirrel is indeed a good helper in the Egyptian hell. I wish it would take a step back from the bone girl of the eight hells. If you accept the squirrel, Mr. Anubis, she will never spurn you again.

Ghost Lantern and Anubis lead the way at the front, Xiaobai rubs against his friend Anubis, and the bone girl holding a dog chain made from the bow on Xiaobai's neck naturally falls behind everyone After spatializing the positions of several people in her mind, the bone girl found that now, from outsiders, she seemed to be leading three people for a walk...

...what a terrifying thought.The bone girl covered her face with the back of her hands, frightened by herself.

"...this lady, this lady..."

A small voice came from beside her ears, and the bone girl put down her hands covering her face and looked to her side. A dog that was similar in size to the special product of the Eight Great Hells, but with a more ferocious face was walking with her at some point.

...Maybe it's a wolf.There was a precedent for mistaking Anubis for a dog, and the bone girl supplemented this cognition for herself.

"Is your trial over?"

trial?The bone girl subconsciously looked at the kingdom of gods towering into the sky in the distance, and shook her head without thinking for a long time.She is not a resident of hell in Egypt, so she doesn't need to go through this kind of trial.

"...Ah, no wonder, you have the aura of hell, but you are walking around on the street. Miss is a foreigner?"

The bone girl nodded, thinking about what the dog or wolf in front of her meant by "should fall into hell".Tuvat, the Egyptian hell... She remembered it was terrible. It is said that those who fall will be tortured until their souls die. Unlike the eight hells, they can enter the heaven and reincarnate after serving their sentences.

So this dog is Rem, Tuvat's watchdog?It is indeed in line with the title of hell dog, and it is more ferocious than their specialty hell dog.

"Oh, then..."

"Bone girl-san, please don't talk to Tuvat's watchdog."

The Egyptian hell watchdog had a ferocious face, but spoke to the bone girl with a small voice. The bone girl thought it was because she wanted to avoid being heard by the two walking in front. It is said that Anubis was once the son of Tuva The son of the Lord, but before it could say the last sentence, the ghost lamp with hell ears turned around and hit the ground hard with a mace.

...Sure enough, the Assistant Officers of the Eight Great Hells are even more powerful.The bone girl was stared sternly by the ghost lamp, and subconsciously took a step back, not understanding the reason for the stare.When the ghost lamp raised the mace, he looked sympathetically at the watchdog whose head had sunk into the ground and was already unconscious.

"I just forgot to mention that Tuvat in Egypt is a terrible place. It's better for the bone girl to be careful. After being dragged into hell by the watchdogs, she may never come back."

As if feeling that a beating would not relieve her anger, the ghost lamp stepped on it with both feet and told the bone girl.

"Understood..." Bone Girl knelt down and poked the unresponsive watchdog, raised her head and responded in a low voice, looking through the ghost lamp at a blonde beauty who was shopping in the distance, "...Master Ghost Lamp, then Is this Miss Lilith?"

Not only was she carrying several bags in her hands, but she was also followed by a pile of moving goods, and she appeared in front of the bone girl for the second time as a very image of an upstart.I don't know if the bone girl's gaze was too piercing or the ground crushed by the ghost lamp and the mace was too conspicuous, but it didn't take long for the other side to notice the suspected riot.

"...Yeah~ Bone Girl and Master Ghost Lamp, are you two visiting Hell of Egypt~ This is Lord Anubis of Egypt? Hello, I am Lilith from Western Hell."

Lilith greeted everyone happily, not caring about the weird atmosphere at all: "My husband just said two days ago that Mr. Ghost Lamp is going to Western Hell to sign a contract recently. Could it be that he remembered it wrong?"

"...Ah." Master Ghost Lantern clapped his hands, it was obvious that he just remembered this.