[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, western hell—

Bone Girl and a set of four canopic jars made by practitioners of the Egyptian hell with big eyes and small eyes.

Lord Ghost Lantern seems to have forgotten the signing ceremony of the final agreement of the friendly talks with Mr. Bessib. After Miss Lilith promised to appease Bessib, Lord Ghost Lantern justifiably left this matter behind and directly talked with Mr. Lord Nubis went to the canopic jar manufacturing factory to discuss wholesale issues.

Taking advantage of the spare time, the bone girl was dragged by Miss Lilith to make her own pot.

I don't understand the use of this small porcelain jar for internal organs. According to Miss Lilith, when making a mummy, the human soul is put into the internal organs, and the internal organs are then put into the jar to prepare for his resurrection.It is said that the famous Egyptian god Osiris was resurrected in this way.

Regardless of whether it is real or not, Bone Girl has to admit that it is exquisitely made, and the bones of her body can even be seen from the eyes.After discovering this, the Bone Girl borrowed a mirror from Miss Lilith when she went to Western Hell, and after confirming that it was impossible to see the inside of her body through her eyes, she struggled sullenly.

"Bone girl Sang, bone girl Sang, the dogs of Western Hell are so scary."

After coming to Western Hell, Ghost Lamp and Bessib went to discuss complicated and cumbersome diplomatic issues, while Bone Girl and Xiaobai were free to move around. Inner Bird was invited by Anubis to be a test worker. I have to admit that she can walk very well now. comfortable.

"Beside the cemetery, the whole body is black, but the eyes are glowing red!"

As if frightened by some kind of dog in the cemetery, Xiaobai rarely gets close to the bone girl.The chin was touched by the close bone girl. She is not a dog and can't feel much excitement, but she is somewhat interested in the dogs in the cemetery.

Shouldn't the cemetery of Western Hell be full of zombies?She once heard that because there are too many zombies, they even crawled into the real world, and the demons in hell have to plant plants at the door of their houses to avoid the harassment of zombies when they live in the real world.

Then this kind of behavior was accidentally discovered by humans and created a horizontal strategy game that became popular in the world, and even launched a first-person shooter game for humans to play online.From the bone girl's point of view, they are just stupid human beings who have never seen a truly terrifying zombie, so they can play as a game.

Just like there are some in Japan, I have never seen a monster, so I sold the monster to those who are OTAKU.The bone girl believes that even an extremely weak bone girl monster can scare the shit out of humans standing in front of them. She is quite confident in scaring human monsters like this bone girl. She once watched the hell special "Monsters Scary One Hundred Years" trick".

"...Ah, you should be talking about the little black from Western Hell, and the unfortunate black dog next to the British cemetery. I remember it was a monster created based on Lord Anubis of Egypt. Xiaobai, you and Anu Isn't Master Biss a good friend?"

The bone girl looked in the direction of the paw of the little white dog lying on the glass, and she could indeed see a black dog wandering by the cemetery. ...So it is said that the cemetery in hell is for decoration?Or is it to heighten the horror atmosphere of hell?

"Anubis is very kind... That dog looked at me as if it exploded when it got a little closer. It is more terrifying than the minister who doesn't like it."

"Minister who doesn't like it... Doberman pinscher. Indeed, animals born in hell will be more ferocious than those in this world. After all, the dead who came from this world have to be scared."

The bone girl superimposed the image of the Doberman pinscher in her memory and the image of the black dog downstairs, and it turned out that the black dog was more ferocious.Looking at it at night, the black dog seems to have only a pair of red eyes floating around, which increases the horror a lot.

"What about senior Yasha? It's obviously a hellhound, but the minister is more courageous than senior?"

Xiaobai wagged his tail and turned his head, looking at the bone girl who was looking thoughtfully at the black dog downstairs.

"I don't know much about hell dogs. It's not because the Eight Hells are too kind. It's probably because Mr. Yashaichi looks softer. After getting married and having children, isn't it less and less strict and vicious? I saw it last time. It bought prams for puppies in Gaotianyuan."

"That's right, as long as he is a father, he will suddenly become very gentle when facing his children—whether they are humans or hell dogs—" Xiaobai said in a yearning tone, and suddenly found a problem, "The Lord Ghost Lantern will also be gentle." ?"

"Master Ghost Lantern... I think he is the kind of father who takes pleasure in abusing children. He doesn't seem to like bear children very much."

"Huh? Domestic violence?"

"Domestic violence should not be a problem. It should be regarded as a strict father. Master Ghost Lantern still cares about moral issues, so he should be able to be a good father."

The bone girl tapped on the glass in front of her, thinking about what the ghost lamp did in normal times and making such an evaluation.

Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite, and every hell or heaven has a difficult master.

This is true whether it is the nervous and arrogant god, or the god Amaterasu who is so housebound that he can't see people.When Lord Satan of the Western Hell asked her which maid outfit she liked for the third time, the bone girl deeply felt how kind and normal Lord Yan Mo of the Eight Hells was the lord of hell.

Lord Satan, even though her aesthetics are weird, she really doesn’t like these skirts, lace trims, small dresses, etc. By the way, why do so many maids next to you come to ask her?It's not that people from other regions can give extraordinary suggestions. People in different regions generally have different aesthetics.Ah, she thinks the second from the left would suit the maid on your right, Lord Satan.

After driving Xiaobai to communicate with the unknown black dog, the bone girl who wanted to ask Lord Ghost Lamp about when the discussion would be finished was taken to a strange room by the Satanist who suspected the master of Western hell on the way. When he felt that he was going to hold him hostage to force Lord Ghost Lantern to submit, and was about to tell him "It's useless even if you hold me hostage, Lord Ghost Lantern doesn't care about the life or death of the jailer",...he opened his closet.

The bone girl glanced at a cabinet of maid outfits in horror, and then looked at Satan, who had transformed from a prince type to a devil type,...Master Satan, is this your clothes?

It turns out that Satan does not mean hell but a fool.

"So what do you think of this one? I think it would suit Kelly very well."

Lord Satan asked the maid on his left in a girlish manner, the latter shook her head hastily, and the bone girl seemed to have seen the snake-like face that happened to be facing her when she shook her head.

So the Western Hell is already idle to such an extent, the bone girl thinks that she doesn't have to worry about the breakdown of the friendly relationship between East and West, because the IQ of the leader of the other party is only as high as that of Qiao Ji.

"I don't like it... Do you want to try wearing it, Miss Bone Girl? I think your height makes you look like a cute maid, it's amazing!"

Satan blushed and gave himself a thumbs up. The bone girl felt goosebumps all over her body, and when she was about to refuse, the door beside her was pushed open.

"no need."

The ghost lamp opened the door and entered, glanced at Satan as if looking at garbage, and shouted to the bone girl: "Bone girl Sang, come here."

Not knowing what happened and why she was stared at again, the bone girl froze all over and quickly got up and ran to her boss.

Seeing this, Ghost Lamp nodded in satisfaction, and asked behind him: "Doesn't Western Hell need a trial?"

The person being asked seemed to be Bessib who came in with him, with Miss Lilith at his side.The second-in-command in hell feels much more reliable. Is it more reliable to be the second-in-command in every place?

The bone girl looked at the ghost lamp, no, this one is already the veritable leader of hell.

"Western hells are different from the eight hells. The dead here are directly judged by God whether to enter heaven or hell. Those who fall into hell will be eaten by the jailers. But the old man in heaven distributes the dead in hell every year. Less, so many hungry demons will come to this world to eat the dead. Ah, Lord Satan, didn’t I say that the maid outfit on the far left is the most beautiful?”

Besib has also grown a lot, from the blind worship of Satan back then to being able to give him objective advice now.Gui Deng nodded, holding a roll of paper in his hand, and gestured to the bone girl.

"I'm sorry, bone girl-san, I didn't think carefully this time, and troubled you to travel so far during the vacation."

"...No, I think Lord Ghost Lantern, who will forget such things, is on the verge of collapse. Please rest well."

Lord Ghost Lantern is notoriously a workaholic in the Eight Great Hells, and it is very rare for him to forget such an important thing.The bone girl shifted her eyes a little and suggested to him.

"Where's Xiaobai? Let's leave first and go see the world."

"It... is playing with the black dog downstairs."

The bone girl turned her head and looked into the distance uneasily, wondering if Xiaobai survived in the hands of the black dog.

In the present world of the West, a certain bungalow——

"...Master Ghost Lamp?"

This is a somewhat dilapidated bungalow, and many creatures can be seen faintly around it.The bone girl looked around and found nothing special, she pulled Xiaobai's red dog chain and stood behind the ghost lamp.

"This bungalow is the residence of a Western ghost. Last time I brought Anubis-san here for a visit. Because there are some questions I want to ask the owner here, after all, ghosts are rare items in the Western Hell."

Ghost Lantern explained a little, then lifted his feet and walked in.The bone girl looked down at her clothes, and followed after thinking about it.

"Bone girl-san shouldn't be afraid of ghosts, right?"

"I'm not afraid, but Xiaobai doesn't seem to be very good at such things."

The bone girl touched Xiaobai who had already rubbed against her with her foot, and if this continued, the progress of the entire team would be hindered by it. Thinking about it, she still left Xiaobai and followed the ghost lamp instead.

"Wait, wait, wait! Bone girl-san and Lord Ghost Lantern, let's go together."

This is a good way to force the frightened companions to move forward in the haunted house. The bone girl once watched the [-] tricks of monsters on the popular science channel for monsters broadcast on TV in the middle of the night, and saw that almost every human being has this behavior.

The inside of the haunted house is very dark. If you ignore the blonde ghost sitting on the dilapidated sofa, and the ghost-oriented science channel in front of her, which is similar to the [-] tricks of monsters to scare people, the bone girl thinks this is still a scary haunted house.

"...Mom—female ghost—"

"what----"

Ignoring the bone girl's series of ifs, Xiaobai screamed together with the blond ghost who was still watching TV on the sofa, rampaged around the room for a while, and finally broke free from the bone girl's dog chain and ran out of the door, disappearing.

The bone girl looked around embarrassingly. Obviously, there are many small hells in the Eight Great Hells that are much more terrifying than this place. Xiaobai, can you still count as an employee of the Eight Great Hells?

"...Master Ghost Lantern, I'll look for Xiaobai, you two can talk slowly."

The bone girl glanced at the blond ghost who was still in shock, remembering that Mr. Ghost Lantern had something to discuss with her.She felt that she should go to the door first and walk around with Xiaobai to see if there was a team of four brave men wandering around.

The haunted house is a good place to set up the magician FLAG.The bone girl nodded slightly to the blond ghost instead of saying hello, and then walked out of the haunted house, closing the door behind her.

"——Why is it you again! Last time you brought an Egyptian, which country did you bring this time?"

Miss Ghost, who fell off the sofa, climbed back to the sofa. She wanted to speak again in an elegant posture, but she slammed the sofa down when she found it uncomfortable to sit on.

"...No, no, she is my subordinate. I have a clear purpose for coming this time," Ghost Lantern waved his hand, "Miss Ghost, do you know how Western ghosts are resurrected? People in Western Hell don't seem to I know, it is said to be a unique ability of ghosts."