[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Yan Modian courtyard, snapdragon bushes——

There is an old saying in distant China, "It is difficult to raise a girl and a villain." A bone girl once agreed with this point of view, especially after seeing the lifestyle of modern people, she was very afraid of women who stood at the top of the biological chain.

But now it seems that Master Ghost Lantern is the most difficult to raise.

Just because he is so obsessed with snapdragon grass that it fills the courtyard of Yan Modian, no one is willing to accept him.Lord Yan Mo, you are truly a warrior.

She paid unprecedented respect to King Yan Mo, whom she had met a few times.

She also heard from gossip that this thing set off a wave of snapdragons among the ghosts, and even holds a snapdragon conference for it every year. As the cultivator, propagandist and grower of snapdragons, Mr. Ghost Lamp is naturally in charge of With the review of this conference.

Sure enough, the world is full of wonders, and this kind of animal that makes her seem unattractive... There are many people who like animals and plants.

Seeing that among the snapdragon bushes, the bright red goldfish on the top of the branch suddenly turned strange, and the bone girl's expression changed, and she hurriedly raised her hands to cover her ears.

The bone girl who wishes to plant the snapdragon grass in the Knife Mountain Hell as a punishment tells the ghost lamp of her intention, and is told to take it casually under the stinky face of the other party. Women can understand a little bit, but absolutely can't understand.

The annoying thing is very annoying. After seeing the snapdragon for the first time, it was drawn into the dark area of ​​my mind by her mixed with the existence of the fox.

"Ah—————ah———"

The most unbearable thing is the cry of the ghost animal. The bone girl would rather walk in hell with three times the gravity than accept the baptism of the call of the ghost animal.

Anyway, her whole body weighs less than ten kilograms including human skin.

"Ah—————ah———"

"..."

She seemed to see something strange.

Standing among the red and green snapdragon bushes stood two conspicuous little girls dressed in different colors.The black-haired one wears black clothes, the white-haired one wears white clothes, densely packed small flowers are printed on the sleeves, and a big red bow is tied on the back, with their backs to the bone girl and the one standing out from the school of fish among the snapdragons, about three A snapdragon in Mi Gao.

Then screamed.

I always feel that the world they live in is no longer within their reach.

The bone girl stopped her movements, she must bring some snapdragons back home today, even if she was torturing herself, in order to better torment the jailers of the Sword Mountain Hell in the future, this little effort is nothing.

I don't know how long it took, but every second seemed very long in this environment. Anyway, the surroundings finally calmed down. Seeing that the faces of the red goldfish became normal, the bone girl also let go of her hands covering her ears.

Be sure to put the snapdragon on a high place to supervise the work of the jailers.

The calm snapdragons seemed to be playing on the bottom of the sea, swinging back and forth, and the two little girls were placed with them...

Straight hair, no horns, doesn't look like a resident of hell.

"What are you doing?"

"...communication between organisms."

The black-haired girl stopped her movement, turned her head, and met the bone girl's gaze with her empty eyes.

"Are you an employee of hell?"

The white one also looked back, the same pair of empty eyes, the same childish appearance, the two had basically the same appearance.

Twins?This genetic inheritance is a bit strange, what kind of mother can give birth to children of two extreme colors?

If we were to say who he resembled more,...could it be Lord Ghost Lantern's child?

The image of the ghost lamp suddenly collapsed.

"Well, I'm a bone girl who yelled for hell. I got permission from Mr. Ghost Lantern to take a few...a few...a few snapdragons."

Not surprisingly, the bone girl found that it was impossible to define the creature "Snapdragon" in many aspects.

"..."

The two little girls looked at each other, looked up at the three-meter-high snapdragon beside them, and seemed to have secretly made up their minds, walked to the side of the snapdragon, and hugged its branches.

"Don't take it away!"

"No!"

Even if she gave her a three-meter-high snapdragon, she wouldn't want it. The cry of this level could already reach the ground.

"Sorry, who are you?"

The courtyard of Yan Modian was quiet and there was no sound, and the strange human-faced sun on the wall not far away was also sleeping quietly at this time.It suddenly occurred to her that all the previous events were just her imagination, and the bone girl didn't know the other party's identity yet.But it stands to reason that those who can enter Yan Modian should have some status.

"I'm a son." The black-haired man raised his hand.

"Second son."

"..."

"Sorry, let me ask another question... who named you?"

"Master Ghost Lamp."

"...Ah, sorry, please let me calm down."

Lord Ghost Lantern, are you married?I'm really sorry to say that you are not good at the beginning.

Soon after, the congregational hell——

Due to the move in of snapdragon grass, the working environment has been beautified a lot, and under the design of the bone girl, the position of the knives on the knife mountain has been adjusted. I have seen with my own eyes how the jailers are working hard with the singing of snapdragon grass. The woman is very satisfied with this.

Even if she is a newcomer, Qiao Ji has someone to teach her, so in a certain sense, she should not be so easily deceived.

But it soon became apparent that something was wrong.

There are no female jailers in Daoshan Hell, and the male jailers set off several revolutions because of this, although the bone girl manipulated Qiao Ji to push the demonstrating jailers from the high platform to Daoshan to enjoy the treatment of the dead. They calmed down for a while, but for the beautification of Daoshan Hell, they still expressed their dissent unrelentingly, and the bone girl had to face up to this issue.

So he submitted the application for studying in Zhonghe Hell to Yan Modian.

"Hell of all people... The work attitude over there is indeed very good, and the operation is also very smooth, but if you let men go, you may fall to the bottom of the abyss if you are not careful."

After accepting the bone girl's application, Gui Deng frowned.

"They are currently carrying out a training program for female prison guards to torture teams. They are afraid that the prison guards in Daoshan Hell will go to Zhonghe Hell... they don't want to go back to work until the unrequited love is over."

"Ah, that's okay, just let them dispel the idea of ​​'I really want to have a female colleague', let them understand the inferiority of themselves compared with women, and stop the attitude of 'women have to stand behind men' It's totally fine."

The bone girl found that the ghost lamp had misunderstood her thoughts, and explained repeatedly.

"Then I'll ask and I'll let you know if there's a way."

Just like this, three or four days later, she received a notice to allow the visit. The bone girl picked out a few jailers who opposed the most strongly from the Knife Mountain Hell, and looked at the male ghosts standing in a row with their heads held high under the threat of Lord Ghost Lantern, feeling angry. Do not call one place.

Is this the legendary bullying?

The famous Flower Street in Hell gathers around the periphery of Zhonghe Hell. Staring at the appearance of his colleagues looking around, even if they are not men and women, they can feel the strange gravity here.

Lord Ghost Lantern, who led a group of nearly ten people through Huajie on the grounds of inspection, seemed very calm.

"Seventy percent of the prison guards in Zhonghe Hell are women, and the male prison guards are also strong men with steel-like bodies, so those who are too weak are not qualified for the work here. In addition, there are many people every year because of "Unrequited love" is such a strange reason to resign, and the resignation rate is even higher than the rumored most terrifying Abi Hell.

"Zhonghe Hell is a hell for adultery crimes. Generally speaking, people who commit related crimes will come to the corresponding small hells of Zhonghe Hell to be punished. Because of the recent increase in female prison guards, there are plans to establish 100% female prison guards, and The work efficiency is also very high, which has been affirmed by the leaders.”

The time is noon, and the location is in front of the gate of the service field for the dead of Zhonghe Hell.

That is, in front of the wooden gate that connects the inside and the outside of the Hell, and the top of the gate is decorated with a large flower of unknown meaning.

Pedestrians around probably came for the fame of Huajie, including the employees from hell brought by the bone girl. It is such a bustling place.

In the center of the bustling traffic, a female voice echoed, and a woman with a snake belt called the ghost lamp's name as she approached.

"Master Ghost Lantern, I'm sorry, my colleague just had something to do, are these the ones who want to come to Zhonghe Hell to study?"

The blue-haired woman trotted over, panting slightly, but still with a calm smile, and she made a very good impression on the first sight.

"Well, this is Miss Bone Girl who is screaming hell. Recently, she is reorganizing and screaming hell. This is Axiang, the administrator of Zhonghe Hell."