[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

One day, outside the Temple of Yama of the Eight Great Hells——

"Hey... little girl, little girl, come here."

The Bone Girl who came back from Western Hell soon got on the right track. After stacking the list of dead reported by various departments and handing it over to the Bull Head and Horse Head at the Gate of Hell for verification, she met a little girl on the way back to hell. child.

The bone girl touched her side and found that she didn't bring her mobile phone.Fortunately, the child in front of him is not as perverted as Mr. Chunyi from the Eight Cold Hells, otherwise he would have to walk some distance to the commercial street ahead to borrow a phone if he called the police.

Scratching her head, the bone girl pursed her lips and looked at the child who shouted at her in an old man's tone. For some reason, she always felt a little repulsed by him.

——No, maybe he is the old man.

The crutch in the child's hand attracted most of the bone girl's attention, combined with the tone just now, the bone girl came to such a conclusion.After all, the elderly do not necessarily have to be tall, and the height of human beings is like Mutian Polygonum, and there is only one time to reach the highest point.But taking a closer look at the child's skin, which was fairer and tenderer than hers, the bone girl couldn't draw a conclusion for a while.

"...Well, what's the matter?"

Looking around, the bone girl was sure that he was calling herself.

"Hey, the young people nowadays are really slow to respond. Do you know where the hell sells glucosamine?"

"...Ah, the pharmacy in hell is quite far from here. Go straight down this road and you can see the gate of hell. There is a Baize clinic in Taoyuan Township in the kingdom of heaven. I think it should sell it there."

Unsure of what to call the other party, the bone girl struggled with the "little girl" in the other party's mouth, and pointed in the direction she came from.It's just that if you go to the kingdom of heaven, you don't need to go through Yan Modian's review, even if it's... no matter if you are a child or an old man, you must have the ability to recognize the way.

In other words, it is clear that she is taller, why should she be called a little girl...

"The Bai Ze clinic is closed. Not long ago, that old man provoked some girl again. He was so unlucky that he lay on the bed for several days, and he probably won't be able to open the door for a few days. It's a good thing he is still an auspicious beast."

The bone girl is silent. I have heard that Mr. Bai Ze is a mythical beast born in the Cretaceous period. He is much older than Momotaro-san. "Old man" should be his name. ... His bad luck probably wasn't brought to him by the way when I bought the medicine before, right?The bone girl touched her chin uncertainly.

The child with turquoise natural curly hair straightened the fluffy cotton-like ball on his chest with his free hand, and patted the Tang suit that was similar to but different from the bone girl's mourning dress, "The little girl is the eight hells." People? Ah, by the way, what time is it now?"

"Well, I'm an employee who yelled at Hell. As for the time now... probably the cafeteria in Hell will open soon."

"dinner's ready?"

The child didn't know what dirty thing he came across and wiped his clothes. He looked up at the bone girl with clear eyes, and his ears moved when he heard it: "Little girl, do you know where the Hell TV station is? Hey, old man If you just walk around, you will get lost."

"..."

Hearing a little bit of his purpose, the bone girl blinked her eyes twice, "Let me lead you there....May I ask how old you are this year?"

Just after using "collar", the bone girl felt that this verb was not quite right, so she re-sentenced it and replaced it with a respectful name. Moral questions should not be sloppy, and you should first ask the other party's age.

"Me? I don't know. It seems that it can be counted since the Cretaceous period. By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet. I am Fenghuang, a guest hired by Hell TV Station in China's Heavenly Kingdom. What should I call the little girl?"

...Why is she wearing the appearance of a child even though she is many times older than the bone girl?It's not that children don't spend money on public facilities, if they are not accompanied by adults, they have to pay, okay?

The corner of the bone girl's eyes twitched, and she breathed smoothly, and the reason for the initial repulsion became clear, because the other party was a Chinese auspicious beast just like Mr. Bai Ze.

"I am... a bone girl."

In fact, from a good point of view, he has lived for so long, but his height is not as tall as her own. In this regard, the bone girl is a little happy.But being happy doesn't mean that she has to ignore the other party's actions like Tsukiyomi, who is as old as Tsukiyomi, but uses spells to make herself younger all day long.

Anyone who sees someone speaking in a grandfather's tone with the appearance of a grandson in front of them...will feel awkward.

"Mr. Phoenix, what program are you appearing in on Hell TV?"

Bone Girl and Fenghuang stared at each other for a while, then looked at the towering Hell TV Tower not far away, it wasn't too far away, so it would be no problem to drop them off along the way.No matter what strange purpose the phoenix has,... Auspicious beasts probably can't hurt others, right?

Mr. Bai Ze seems to fight Lord Ghost Lantern often. If the Phoenix in front of him wants to destroy herself,...she seems to have no strength to fight back.The bone girl pinched her chin and struggled for a while, regretting her impulsiveness not long ago.

"The super-specific divination of the phoenix. If you are interested, you can also take a look at it. If you see a phoenix flying across the sky, it may prolong your life. By the way, I will purify your filthy soul as a monster."

Isn't it a guest? The title is presided over by you, Mr. Phoenix. Besides, is it possible that the evolved and dirty soul is using the holy light of the Phoenix to illuminate the earth?The bone girl who led the way paused, looked back at Fenghuang who was barely keeping up, and slowed down a bit.

Hell TV Tower——

It is said that Hell TV Station is a place where Lord Ghost Lantern sponsored, manipulated and released various news behind the scenes.

The bone girl stood at the bottom of the TV station, and looked up ninety degrees to see the whole picture of the TV station. Various programs were being recorded or broadcast live on the TV station, not only news about hell but also other hells in the present world, and occasionally Broadcasting the hell special episode "While whipping while reading Guoer's diary punishment, broadcasting throughout hell in prime time" - maybe it is the appearance of this program that the TV station is considered to have Yan Modian as the backstage.

If it is really sponsored by Lord Ghost Lantern, how much money does Yan Modian have to earn a year to build such a high... The bone girl patted her neck that was not cramped at ninety degrees, and automatically filtered Yan Modian into a ghost lamp. Invited by Fenghuang, he walked into the TV tower.

"Is it the first time for a bone girl to enter a TV station? Do you want to appear as a guest once?"

"No, no, guests or something... I personally don't like watching TV very much, and my understanding of TV stars is only limited to the posters that I can see occasionally in hell, like the Maki Miki group, or the source of the Wutengu Police Headquarters Lord Yoshitsune."

The bone girl who entered the TV station for the first time felt that everything around her was very fresh, but her curiosity was not so strong. Looking around, she saw a little bit how powerful the TV station was, and the bone girl quietly followed Fenghuang, thinking about ways to get out.

She just dropped off Fenghuang, who is old and doesn't know her way, and actually seems to have some other purpose. She has to go back to work later. Although she can only feed the snapdragon and bully the jailer... But the attendance rate is related to her As for the salary issue, she still has to save some money to go to Huajie to wreak havoc.

The bone girl looked at the TV station, which was not as clean and dignified as Yan Modian, and slowed down, hoping that Phoenix would just ignore her.

"Master Ghost Lantern from Yan Modian will occasionally come to the TV station to make a guest appearance. It seems that there is a stall for him today..."

"Huh? Master Ghost Lantern? What program?" The bone girl was taken aback when she heard the name of a familiar person.

"'Searing Call! Extreme Reporting'."

Fenghuang greeted the ghost at the side, walked into the studio, rubbed his hands and talked to the bone girl, and at the same time, his whole body emitted a holy light that can only be found in the kingdom of heaven, and his body gradually began to change.The bone girl who was illuminated by the holy light only felt that the light was a little dazzling, but she didn't feel that her soul had been purified at all.

Stretching out her hand to look, she came to the conclusion that Mr. Fenghuang just said a few words casually.

"...Subtlely suitable for Mr. Ghost Lantern."

The bone girl praised softly, and watched the phoenix transform back into a bird with a blank expression. It was completely different from the somewhat sad statues in the world. The feathers were so gorgeous that it felt that it continued to radiate light after the transformation. It turned out that Mr. Bai Ze Not only the self-portraits have flowed into the present world, but also the portraits of these colleagues have been collected by human beings?

The present-day phoenix statue is not in the same painting style as the real thing in front of you.The bone girl saw that Fenghuang, who had turned into a bird, pecked at the feathers, took off a turquoise root, and stretched it out in front of the bone girl.

"Did you drop the golden feather, or this turquoise feather?"

"...uh, sorry, I don't have feathers."

The bone girl raised her hand and looked, she probably didn't look like a bird.

The two were silent for a while, the phoenix flapped its wings and pecked another black feather from its body.

"So, did you lose this black hair, or this turquoise feather?"

Mr. Phoenix, isn't that black hair and why are you so obsessed with the story of the gold and silver axe!Although she doesn't have any hatred for you, but her instinctive rejection of Phoenix makes her want to leave now, do you allow me!Bone Girl pulled the corner of her mouth far-fetchedly: "...black hair."

"Hey, bone girl, shouldn't you choose the turquoise feather at this time, so that I can give it to you."

"Sorry, but I don't think Mr. Phoenix needs to beat around the bush if he wants to give me something."

The phoenix in front of him turned its head. It seemed that every kind of bird had this kind of movement when thinking.He flapped his wings a few times, and handed the feather the size of a bony woman's hand that he held in his mouth to her.

"Don't the Japanese all like stories about repaying kindness? Cranes repaying kindness, civet cats repaying kindness, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and phoenix repaying kindness."

"First of all, I'm sorry that there is no phoenix in Japan. Secondly, it doesn't mean that there are many stories of repaying favors, which means we like to be repaid." The bone girl pointed out the misunderstanding of Phoenix, and took the turquoise feather without knowing what Mr. Fenghuang gave. What is the use of her thing, logically speaking, the feather of the phoenix... seems to be a kind of medicine?The bone girl thought uncertainly.

"Actually, Lord Ghost Lantern asked me to hand it over to you. Hey, because of the relationship between heaven and hell, it's not easy for us auspicious beasts. There is Bai Ze who is making trouble all day long. Maybe hell will invade heaven at any time. Forget it." Forget it, bone girl, you can take care of it.”

The huge Phoenix in front of him shook his head for a while, chattering like an old man—no, he seemed to be an old man originally.In short, it was his ultimate goal to give his feathers to the bone girl. He shook his head and soon left with the TV station staff.

"..."

The bone girl held the feather of the phoenix in her hand, not knowing what to think.

In fact, she felt from a long time ago that Lord Ghost Lamp was secretly conducting biological research, and it was a destructive research project like the development of snapdragon grass.The turquoise feather that radiated from the corner of the eye looked at the ceiling carefully, and the bone girl who couldn't study anything sighed and put it away.

Lord Ghost Lantern has his reasons for doing this, I just hope that he doesn't become a biological experiment in the end.