[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, a fork in the TV station—

Listening to the corner, a meaningful but despised move.

Whether it is exposed or not, eavesdropping on other people's privacy is not a pleasant thing for anyone. Many predecessors have demonstrated their inner entanglements when keeping secrets.If they were found to have heard some shocking secrets, they might have to bear the pressure of being silenced.

The bone girl now feels that she will be silenced.

After Fenghuang went to record the show, she was able to move freely. She stood there staring at Fenghuang who was obviously older than Yuedushen but pretended to be young and was divination for the audience for a long time before she silently rolled up her sleeves and turned to leave.

Mr. Fenghuang is actually quite a nice person. From the first meeting with the other party, the bone girl has a little sense that he has other purposes, and she can also see that the other party is a person who is not good at hiding.

Such people are generally easy to get along with.

The bone girl took two steps and felt that something was wrong, and then took out the turquoise feathers that had been collected and pondered carefully. The purpose of this thing ignited her rare curiosity, but there was no reliable person in the TV station who could give her explain.

——Is it possible to pay off her debt by selling her?

The bone girl rubbed her head, and it didn't take long to deny this idea. Her debt has nothing to do with Lord Ghost Lamp. According to that adult's enthusiasm for biology, it should have some strange effect on her body structure.

The effects that the feathers of the phoenix can cause should only be longevity and prosperity... Will it have a negative effect on monsters?The bone girl stretched out her finger and poked it, it should not be poisonous.

"……Marriage certificate."

The bone girl who was looking at the feathers couldn't help but stop when she heard a familiar voice speaking strange words.

But this does not mean that the other party who spoke the strange words will stop the conversation with her actions. Standing at the fork in the road, the bone girl has unintentionally achieved the despised achievement of listening to the corner.

"Have you signed the marriage certificate? The last one..."

The two people on the other side were far away from the fork in the road, and the bone girl's fugue led to the conversation without a sentence. After stopping for a while, the bone girl who listened to the corner consciously came to her senses and poked out a head to look in that direction.

A red and black kimono, with the exclusive logo of hell printed on the back, and a mace in his hand. The only thing the bone girl knows is the ghost lamp that matches the voice.Contacting Phoenix said that Mr. Ghost Lantern has a guest invited to participate in a certain program today, so that's basically it.

Although the exclusive logo of hell behind the ghost lamp looks like a peach in the eyes of the bone girl.

Say they're talking about a marriage certificate? !The bone girl's eyes twitched and she felt her little heart was frightened. She tried her best to turn around, but she couldn't see the other party who was blocked by the tall figure of the ghost lamp.

This is definitely not a problem of height, but a problem of position, Gu Nu concluded.

"That's it...thank you, Ms. Momomo."

……

The bone girl felt that she would be silenced, not only because she did such a conscience-stricken thing as eavesdropping, but also because she knew a piece of news that could immediately make headlines when reported to the news editor——the Assistant Officer of Hell Ghost Animal She is dating the popular idol Momo Maki in private.

The other two have reached the point of discussing marriage, so they must have been hiding it for many years, right?Lord Ghost Lantern's sullen personality should be fine, the bone girl forgot to run away for a while, and kept poking her head out from behind the potted plant at the fork for a long time.

...Ah, so what about the region-specific logo, is it just wearing a couple outfit with Momo Maki?The live broadcast of a popular idol concert that she had seen on TV appeared in the mind of the bone girl, and it seemed to be surprisingly similar.

...Ah, Mrs. Ghost Lantern should invite herself to the wedding ceremony. Although she is only an employee, she has climbed to the position of hell chief, how much will the gift money be included by then?The bone girl subconsciously touched the passbook beside her that she hadn't taken out. She still had a lot of debts in her hand, and she might not be able to offer more blessings.

...Ah, speaking of Lord Ghost Lantern, she always thought you were an unmarriageist like Mr. Bai Ze, although you are much more reliable than Mr. Bai Ze.The bone girl stared blankly at the scene in the distance, her wandering thoughts made her unable to listen to too many other words.

She finally thought of retracting her head, listening to the heavy sense of guilt brought by the corner of the wall, she quickly ran away from the spot without thinking much, until she faintly glimpsed the shutter flash from the camera at the next fork on the circuit. Down.

Because she walked a few steps faster, she stepped back a little distance, just in time to see a cat holding a camera facing her, and without thinking about it, she made a "V" gesture.

"Crack".

As she thought, the flash rang again. If it was an ordinary person, she might be dazzled for a few seconds, but the movement of the bone girl's three or two steps forward was seamlessly connected with the moment when the flash just fell, approaching the person holding the camera. In front of the cat, she lifted her foot expressionlessly and stepped down——

It is not necessarily necessary for a woman to wear high heels to be harmful. In fact, the offensive power of clogs is no less than that of high heels.From the fact that the bone girl stepped on the cat's nose and stuck it to the ground, and by the way smashed the camera facing its eyes, you can see the lethality of the clogs.

"... Meow, meow, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, pain, miss, please be merciful, the nose is the life of a cat, pain, pain, pain --"

A cat's weakness is its nose, even a cat is no exception, even a cat that talks in clothes is no exception.At this point, Gu Nian stepped up her feet a little bit more, and casually glanced at Maoyou in front of her as if she was looking at garbage.

The cat in the blue overalls couldn't even speak clearly after a while, it just kept crying out for pain, waving its hands and feet indiscriminately, the bone girl looked aside at the trampled camera, a little worried, retracted the stepping on the cat and The feet trampled again.

"—Ah, miss, you are really ruthless, meow."

At the end of the sentence, with the habit of showing cute special language, the cat struggled to get up from the ground again, clutching its nose, quickly crawled two steps to the front of its camera, picked it up and hurriedly restarted it.

"Ah, that's great, I can still use Meow."

Bone Girl kicked the camera away expressionlessly again.

"If you don't want to go to court, play it safe."

The bone girl who didn't know if there was a court in hell squinted her eyes and threatened, her eyes were no longer looking at the garbage, but at the garbage.The cat tensed up again, and looked back at the camera in the distance reluctantly, good partner, I still have to save my life.

"—Well, actually I don't have anything to say, don't do things like sneak shots next time."

The bone girl looked at each other for a while, her eyes relaxed, she scratched her head and let out a breath of relief.Thinking it was safe, the cat wagged its tails again, and an idea came to its mind.

It leaned forward and rubbed against its own foot just now, acting coquettishly.

"Yeah, I will. I won't do it again next time, but if I can't get it back, the editor will punish me. Can this lady... Miaomiao hurt so badly—"

The bone girl, who was not a cat or a dog, kicked the cat away a little more, and then stepped on the two tails that kept dangling to her distraught.

Candid filming this kind of thing is definitely more contemptible than eavesdropping.He let go of his feet and squatted down to look at the cat lying on the ground: "What were you taking a picture of just now?"

"...tomorrow's headline meow, 'Hell assistant officer and idol star are about to get married',...meow."

The cat covered his head again and looked pitifully at the bone girl in front of him who had no sympathy at all, and decided to swallow the phrase "the ex-girlfriend is making trouble behind her back".

"Oh? A third-rate magazine?"

"It's not a third-rate magazine, meow. The Weekly Santuzhichuan is a youth magazine that publishes various life photos of beautiful cats. Miss, this is my business card."

After receiving the business card from Maoyou, the bone girl is not very clear about how the cat's paws pinched a thin piece of paper in her hand. This should be a technical job.

"...Little Judgment?"

"Meow?"

Hearing the bone girl's shout, Xiao Pan rubbed his hands and raised his head.

"It's nothing, and then what? That third-rate magazine wants to make Mr. Ghost Lantern a headline?"

The bone girl who thought the name was very strange called out tentatively, and immediately got an answer from the other party.Looking up at Xiaopan, the bone girl looked in the direction behind the two fork in the road, and asked casually.

"I told you it's not a third-rate magazine, meow! Our Santuzhichuan is a professional youth magazine! Cute cats are also serialized cutely, so it's not an unreliable magazine, meow!"

"...No, I think it's strange that a magazine that serializes cats will come to interview people."

The bone girl thinks that although she doesn't hate animals, she doesn't particularly like them either. At least it's impossible for the prison guards to love animals as much as Master Ghost Lantern does. The only cat jailors are Miss Train and Emperor Song's handsome cat named Han from Egypt.

Such a person who has nothing to do with cats, the Santu Zhichuan will come to interview either the other party has a problem or she has a problem, and now it seems that there are many problems on both sides. Calling it a youth magazine is already very problematic.

"It's not surprising meow~ My lady asked me to interview a few questions~ A few questions, just a few questions meow."

"I prefer to ask other people questions, and I always feel passive when answering questions."

Feeling that the other party was a bit stalking, the bone girl stretched out her hand and flicked Xiao Pan's nose. She heard that when the cat was disobedient, doing so would make it remember better.In fact, she felt that this action was more deterrent than directly stepping on it.

"And I have to go back to work. Don't take sneak shots anymore... Ah, you can't take pictures without a camera, so that's it, you better not bother Mr. Ghost Lantern, it's very bad to be interrupted when discussing important things .”

The bone girl exhaled, patted Xiao Pan on the head flatly, got up randomly and walked away, and picked up the camera that she had kicked out when passing by, and threw it into the garbage dump next to her.

Facts have proved that bone girls seldom pay attention to things like magazines, news and TV, and even posters are only remembered when they have to come into view.As a result, she was completely ignorant of the gossip reporters.

After the bone girl walked away, Xiao Pan laughed sinisterly twice, and took out his cell phone from his sleeve.

Sure enough, as long as it is not Lord Ghost Lantern, no one will be able to see through its tricks!Playing around with a new mobile phone that was destroyed by a ghost lamp before, Xiaopan saw that tomorrow's headlines belonged to it!

The next day, Yan Modian——

When the bone girl and Ah Xiang were discussing the overlapping functions and rent of the "place of unbearable suffering" in the shouting hell and the "place of a lot of suffering" in Zhonghe hell, the ghost lamp walked away from the inner hall of Yan Mo hall with a gloomy face. Come out, followed by Momotaro trio.

"...Sister Axiang, Master Ghost Lamp didn't sleep well yesterday?"

The bone girl glanced at Xiaobai, who was following Ghost Lamp with a book on his back, and felt a little brows in her heart... But she still hoped that it wasn't the reason she thought that caused Lord Ghost Lamp to look so bad.

"I don't know, yesterday's work shouldn't be particularly busy." Ah Xiang replied distressedly with her face propped on one hand.

The bone girl's heart tightened. ... Was she still shaken out by the cat after hearing what happened in the corner? …Sure enough, I should have threatened again yesterday, and with that cat’s cowardly character, I should have threatened again!

"Ah, bone girl-san."

Xiao Bai, who was carrying the magazine on his back, didn't know whether he smelled or saw the bone girl who was about to shrink herself behind Ah Xiang, and ran over excitedly with a cry.Ah Xiang is much taller than the bone girl, but compared to the occlusion effect, Master Ghost Lantern is better...

"... Xiaobai, what's the matter?"

"Well, bone girl-san..."

"Bone girl-san, please come out with me, I have a few questions I want to ask you."

The ghost lamp interrupted Xiaobai's words, and looked directly at the bone girl, her face seemed to look better for unknown reasons.