[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, Sanzu River——

"Did Bone Girl Sang go to the TV station yesterday?"

"Yes."

"Why did you go there? I remember you went to the Hell Gate Checklist yesterday."

"Because I met Mr. Fenghuang, he seemed to have something to do with me, so he took it to the TV station by the way."

"So did you meet a reporter on TV?"

"...Yes, I met a cat called Xiaopan."

He basically maintained this question-and-answer dialogue along the way, but after walking all the way to Santuchuan, the destination of the ghost lamp, he didn't ask any questions about the content of the gossip.As a result, the bone girl also became curious about what was written in the gossip magazine, which made Master Ghost Lamp, who rarely changed his expression, look gloomy.

In fact, it is not a rare change. It is said that when Lord Ghost Lantern went to investigate the world, he often saw ghost movies in the cinema and laughed out loud.

The bone girl shrinks her head, and now she doesn't know if her behavior in the corner has been exposed, shouldn't she admit it to herself?This may reduce the sentence...

Hesitating whether to submit himself or be forced to submit later, the accompanying ghost lamp passed the Santu Bridge indifferently, turned to the bank of the Santuchuan River, and stood in front of an old woman who was sitting and complaining about the world.

The old lady on the opposite side of the Santu River, this one should be Duoyipo.The bone girl looked towards the opposite side, and saw another old man sitting motionless on the opposite tree trunk, doing nothing.If the bone girl had poor eyesight, she might be able to ignore the earphones in his ears and think that he was meditating on the truth of Buddhism.

"Duoyipo, this is the bone girl Sang who is screaming for hell. Recently, the Yiyiyun has lost water due to drought. You can discuss with her about the mobilization of water resources there. But the main reason for coming here today is because of your rent. question."

From the words of the ghost lamp, the bone girl belatedly recalled that the people who "became undercover among the gangsters who hijacked the plane with guns" fell into the strange cloud place, and executed them with high-heat water vapor. Recently, I don't know why The temperature is getting higher and higher, and the water diverted from the Santu River is no longer enough.I planned to discuss this matter with Lord Ghost Lamp before, but I didn't expect the other party's efficiency to be so high...

The bone girl took two steps back, and gave Ghost Lamp and Duoyipo a quiet environment for conversation. It is said that Duoyipo has protested against Yan Modian for decades because of the rent issue, but every time the protest was photographed back with "the rent remains the same". , for a while I even published a photobook at my own expense, hoping to subsidize my family...

From this point of view, it is clear how useless Xuan Yi Weng is as the husband of the Duoyi woman. He is useless to let his wife... scourge hell to make money.

I really can't think of any bright spots in Duoyipo's photo album. Even Shaking S, who has a strong desire for correction, can't ignite any desire to correct her. Ishi Nagahime on Mount Fuji is just a building that collapsed with the earthquake. Duoyipo has already It was Tsukuyomi who worked day and night and forgot to use spells to hide himself one day.

The bone girl lowered her head and kicked the tree beside the bridge, looking at the long queue of dead people, she also did not forget to black Yihei her old boss Yue Dushen.Duoyi woman got all the rent back after taking some bribes, didn't she?In fact, she also wants to come to Santuchuan to work for a while...

"...Bone girl-san, let's go."

I don't know what's the point of bringing myself here, just think it's just for those few questions.The bone girl touched the big tree, and quickly followed the ghost lamp walking up the bridge.The sound of "creaking" on the wooden bridge made people feel unsafe. She slowed down a little, and looked back at the small building of the Qin Palace that was once ravaged by the mace of the ghost lamp. Now it has been restored. Completed, as to whether it is exactly the same as the original bone girl is not clear.

...I've had a bit of a bad memory recently.The bone girl rubbed her head, although she wasn't tired, she still wanted to relax.

"——Xuan Yi Weng, I would like to ask you about your AWOL that Duo Yi Po just said——"

After slowing down, the ghost lamp went away in an instant, and the bone girl who came back to her senses ran to keep up, stepped on the ground and stood still behind the ghost lamp, and could no longer hear the "creaking" sound of wood, and felt safe again. came back.

The ghost lamp touched the tree trunks around Zhenji Meiji with a mace, knocked three times and didn't hear Xuan Yiweng's response, then knocked hard again.

The sound of the trees splitting was similar to the sound of feet stepping on the Santu Bridge. The bone girl was startled and took two steps back, staring blankly at the Xuan Yi Weng who had fallen from the tree trunk.

——It seems that not only the memory is poor, but also the times of daze are more.

"Ghost lamp, what else do you want?"

Although Xuan Yiweng's expression was concealed under the bushy beard, the sharp eyes of the old man could still exude accusation, making people inadvertently think that the person being accused had committed some heinous crime.

... Well, from the point of view of common sense, Master Ghost Lantern has indeed committed a lot of crimes. In fact, just torturing the dead can serve his sentence in the Great Burning Hell.The bone girl ignored the tortured jailer and looked back and forth between the Xuanyi Weng and the ghost lamp.

Xuan Yiweng relied on himself as the veteran of hell, passively sabotaged and handed over the work to his wife, and he himself was a hopeless old man who ate soft food... Almost all the qualities that a man should not have were discussed and gathered in him body.Compared with him, Mr. Ghost Lantern, you are simply a model of a good man. If you are not so S, it would be even better.

The bone girl hides her dislike for Xuan Yiweng, he is actually not a heartless person, but his personality is rather disgusting, and he is not up to the standard of a bone woman scum.

"There is nothing to talk about between us! Since you brought my Maki back home, you are the enemy of all Maki Miki fans!"

...Ah, not only a perverted old man who eats soft food, but also a fan of the wife of the future assistant officer?

The bony girl who had already put the assistant official's wife on the head of the star peach Maki turned her head and walked a few steps away from the good man ghost lamp awkwardly.

"No, no, is that really the reason... That seal was imitated by Ms. Peach Maki's manager. I asked the Hell Civil Affairs Bureau, and they didn't accept the application. The seal in my hand Never used it either."

Gui Deng glanced at the bone girl who was standing behind him but was far away, turned his gaze back to Xuan Yiweng in front of him, and explained simply.

He himself didn't quite understand why he had to explain this to Xuan Yiweng. This behavior clearly revealed his intention of not getting married at all. If he was caught by Xuan Yiweng, he would probably return to the previous state of passive sabotage——

"What do you mean, boy! Are you saying that Maki is not good enough for you!"

Xuan Yiweng's angry look made Ghost Lamp withdraw his judgment on his IQ in an instant, and his IQ was not that much.

"No, I'm saying that although it was an oolong this time and got into a bad gossip magazine, it may not be the case next time. Please work hard and show your veteran side of hell. The case of Duoyipo happened, I think Maki will also be stamped."

"Why is Maki so fast! The entertainment industry is too dark!"

Xuan Yiweng gritted his teeth and cursed the gloomy entertainment circle, put the earphones aside, smacked his lips and resigned himself to climbing up the tree again: "Got it! Old man, I will work hard! You boy, show me Majimi Ji! Really now..."

The Xuanyi Weng fully demonstrated the nagging essence of an old man, and the ghost lamp also fully reflected the style of a young man in front of the old man, who turned around and left, and did not forget to call out the bone that had received too much information and was confused. female voice.

"Ah,... ah, that, Mr. Ghost Lantern, what happened to the manager's seal...?"

Just a short period of time, she had eaten too much back information that she didn't know, and she hadn't finished digesting it for a while. The bone girl kept up with the ghost lamp's steady pace, glanced at his side and decided to start from the very beginning. start to understand

"Before—before the bone girl-san came to hell, in order to force Xuan Yi to work, Miss Peach Maki and I signed our names on the marriage application. As long as the seal is stamped, the application will be approved, thereby threatening Xuan Yi Weng. What I have is just a copy and has no legal effect, but Ms. Peach Maki's original is taken by her agent, and it should be the handiwork of that agent if it is shaken up in gossip magazines."

Patted the mace with his hand, the ghost lamp had a gloomy face, it doesn't taste good to be calculated, especially he is the number one assistant officer of the hell jailer S, the bone girl can vaguely see the end of the manager who spread gossip privately up.

...It's pathetic anyway.

The bone girl, who was relieved, began to care about what the cat You Xiaopan added to the gossip magazine. The bone girl who has been struggling for a long time and has not come to a conclusion, the fastest way to satisfy her curiosity is to ask the ghost lamp of her colleague. grown ups.

"About the bone girl-san... I didn't write anything, I just mentioned it a little bit."

Ghost Lantern stroked her chin, recalling the content of the magazine, but decided not to tell the other party, the bone girl Sang should not be the kind of woman who likes to read gossip magazines, and her curiosity will not be particularly strong, and this kind of answer will not reveal her secrets.

"Did Master Fenghuang give you anything?" Ghost Lantern asked another sentence.

"...a feather, a turquoise feather."

The bone girl touched her sleeves to find out, but found that she seemed to have left it at home.When I went home at noon to set up the canopic jars, I put them in by the way.

"Remember to carry it with you, the feathers of the phoenix can absorb the foul breath."

Lord Ghost Lamp, monsters are filthy existences!The bone girl's eyes twitched and she cursed.

"Like what you did during your lifetime, even if it's inadvertent, as long as it violates morality, it will be considered dirty and follow people to hell, and the feathers of the phoenix will have the effect of washing it away. Ah, the bone girl Sangqian Do not take it for sale."

As if thinking that the bone girl would really do this, the ghost lamp seriously reminded, before the bone girl's eyes twitched and gave any other response, she closed the hem of the kimono and continued to ask: "The bone girl was raped by a villager before she was alive." People, please offer it as a sacrifice to the Inari god Tujini Ten."

Not an interrogative sentence, but an affirmative sentence.The bone girl wanted to pretend to be looking at the scenery, but there were no bare rocks or trees around her: "...um."

"Did the people in the village be eaten by you at that time? I went to the city king to check the list, and I didn't find any people who fell into hell because of it."

"...No, Tuji Nitian broke into Brother Stone Lantern's territory at that time, and the battle consumed too much physical strength. In addition, I was originally a god, and eating me was beneficial to her. Everyone ate it, so I couldn't eat it even if I wanted to."

The bone girl replied sullenly, if eating the villagers could alleviate the pain caused by the hatred——Tujini's smooth behavior made the bone girl hate the two of them again.

"That's it, then...it should be in time."

"Ok?"

"It's nothing, is Bone Girl-san free in a few days? There's an art exhibition in hell, do you want to go out for a stroll? By the way, you must bring the phoenix feather with you when you go home." Ghost Lantern reminded again.