[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

In the art exhibition in hell, some of the things displayed are in line with the aesthetic standards of normal people.

For example, clay figures in ancient times, corpses of Shibagong in ancient times, dried snapdragons in ancient times, replicas of mural paintings in ancient times...

Most of them are old things.

"……what."

Standing at the entrance, the bone girl can only see ancient murals and various farming tools around her. When she walks in, there are some handicrafts of ancient people, and some of them are familiar to her.I exited and raised my eyes to look at the headline. The five words "Exhibition of Ancient Art" carved with bones are full of beauty.

If there is an exhibition of ancient art, then there will be an exhibition of modern art?

The bone girl saw the ghost lamp who asked her to go out standing in front of a short snapdragon plant in the inner hall and staring at him. She was already used to the ghost lamp's preference. Green Feather hesitated for a long time and greeted it.

She always had a premonition that Lord Ghost Lantern was going to do some experiment with her.

"Master Ghost Lamp."

Standing behind the ghost lamp, the bone girl yelled in a low voice, and at the same time followed the line of sight of the person in front of her to look at the short dried snapdragon that was locked in the display stand, and looked down the long display stand to see a series of surroundings of the snapdragon fundus.

Sculptures with snapdragons as prototypes, portraits with snapdragons as templates, food with snapdragons as the main body, etc.

...Can the food made of snapdragon grass be displayed in the ancient art exhibition?It's already rotten...

The bone girl stared blankly at the delicious-looking goldfish meat in the distance, which made people want to bite, and couldn't help taking a step back, Mr. Ghost Lantern, your hobbies are indeed too strange.

"Well, Bone Girl-san, you're here," Guideng turned around to greet Bone Girl with a slight nod, and then introduced to her, "This row shows the development history of snapdragons. This snapdragon is my earliest It was discovered from the bank of the Santuchuan River, and then brought back to the laboratory for research, and an evolutionary species was developed, and then it evolved again and again, becoming a specialty of hell in the hearts of many ghosts."

Ghost Lamp pointed to the snapdragon that had grown in size after that, and the bone girl followed his hand to look at it, thinking that it was researched by Lord Ghost Lamp to become what it is now... and couldn't help but take another step back, subconsciously leaving Ghost Lamp farther away.

She couldn't imagine that she would become twenty times bigger, so Lord Ghost Lantern, please let her go.

"What's the matter, bone girl-san?"

The bone girl's back movement was too obvious, Gui Deng noticed the distance of three mace lengths between the two, put down the hand pointing at the snapdragon and asked.

"...Ah, no. Is it okay to show modern art in an ancient art exhibition?"

"No problem, a modern art exhibition is being held on the other side, and when we arrive at the snapdragon area, the two sides overlap." The distance between the three maces was a bit far, and the ghost lamp glanced back at the snapdragon display case. The woman walked towards.

There is even a special area for snapdragon!The bone girl with a strange focus looked left and right for a while, indeed, she didn't pay attention just now when she came in,...there are basically snapdragons around here.It is said that if the ancient art exhibition is held together with the modern one, will there be no fights? !For example, young people advocating innovation and old people pursuing ancient times. Cases caused by disagreements in modern times are endless. It is said that the five reincarnation kings often accept such strange trials.

The behavior of the bone girl looking left and right is not so much curiosity about ancient civilizations in the eyes of Gui Deng. On the contrary, the furrowed brows express the other party's dissatisfaction with the snapdragon. When the other party hates...

It can be seen from this that in front of the snapdragon she likes, even if she is shrewd like a ghost lamp, she can't see the facts clearly. If the bone girl knows his thoughts, she will definitely emphasize the reason "because I have nothing else to do" in a serious manner.

"Does the bone girl have phoenix feathers?" Procrastination is not in Ghost Lantern's character, so he changed the subject very simply.

"Well, this. By the way, Lord Ghost Lantern, what is this..."

"Just take it with you."

Walking to the side of the bone girl, Ghost Lantern reached out and picked up the feather hanging by her side, bent down and looked at it carefully. He could see that it was originally turquoise, and the shaft of the feather seemed to have been stained with black spots. He frowned slightly and was about to When thinking about it carefully, the feather was snatched away.

... To be precise, he broke free from his hands.

Gui Deng straightened up and looked puzzled at the bone girl who covered her face and took two steps back. Before he could question, the latter took a few steps back, and did not speak until the distance between the two reached three maces again:

"Sorry, Master Ghost Lantern, I'm not used to getting too close to others."

"Bone Girl Sang is quite used to punishing jailers in the Knife Mountain Hell."

"Because the feeling of being kicked off a high platform by others standing in a row is very good."

"Bone Girl Sang's face is a little red, are you sick?"

"Please don't make fun of me, Lord Ghost Lantern, the bone female monster has no blood circulation, so it is impossible to have a rosy face."

Gui Deng said something serious, and the bone girl answered solemnly.

Ghost Lamp took a big step forward, Bone Girl took two small steps back.

I feel that this is not a head, and besides, the distance between the three maces is not easy to communicate, and the tone of voice has to be raised several degrees. After weighing the pros and cons, Ghost Lantern suggested: "Bone girl sang, it is too difficult to talk like this, how about a little closer?"

"Master Ghost Lantern's actions are too unexpected, please allow me to follow you at this distance."

"Does Bone Girl Sang want to be treated as a stalker?" Ghost Lantern took out his trump card.

The Bone Girl paused when she opened her mouth, this title was too detrimental to her morality.She quickly closed her mouth and moved closer to the other party, until the distance between the two was shortened to within three steps, she barely stopped.

...that's all for now.Gui Deng rubbed his chin, told the bone girl to "keep close" in a deep voice, then turned around and took the bone girl for a walk.Still pondering why Ghost Lantern invited her to participate in the ancient art exhibition, the bone girl froze for a moment and immediately followed in her footsteps.

Because of his height, he took a long step. After walking a few steps, he turned around to see if the bone girl was following him, but found that the latter was taking small steps and had no intention of getting closer to him. Ghost Lantern touched his chin, slightly Slow down a little.

"Here are imitations of some meaningful murals in ancient times. Because the real ones are engraved on the mountain in this world, and some are protected by humans and are not easy to carry, so the original owner of the murals is invited to imitate the original image and paint it again."

The bone girl listened to the ghost lamp's explanation of the strange images around her, and she took a closer look at the distance between the two of them while casting an inquiring gaze at the surrounding "fakes"... In other words, they are all the works of the original owner, so can they be called fakes? ?

"Is Bone Girl-san not interested in the ancient art exhibition?"

"...No, it's okay, but it doesn't seem to have anything from my era...Although some of the dead or jailers still use it."

"The time of Bone Girl-san is actually quite long ago, but there were more jailors or dead people at that time. People in hell can call it ancient works of art, and they are basically human heritage before the Asuka era."

The bone girl looked expressionlessly at the short dried snapdragon in the snapdragon stand that she just passed by.

"So, Mr. Shirasawa, who was born in the Cretaceous period, can also perform as an exhibit in the ancient art exhibition?"

As soon as the bone girl finished speaking, she felt a little bad, because Master Ghost Lantern seemed to have realized something... If she guessed correctly, Ghost Lantern should already be thinking about how to make Bai Ze into a specimen for exhibiting. Not good, but also marked a high price for this collection to be sold to some collectors in this world or hell.

Mr. Bai Ze, I'm sorry, she didn't do it on purpose, and she believes that you will be able to get through this difficulty, although she personally doesn't approve of you getting through it safely.The bone girl put her palms together in her heart and prayed for Bai Ze.

After praying, the attention of the bone girl was immediately attracted by the human corpse in the distance. In the eyes of the bone girl, except that the outer layer of flesh was not shaved, she could basically confirm that it was a very beautiful bone.

"..." The bone girl subconsciously walked over.

"..."

"Bone girl-san likes this zombie?"

The ghost lamp also leaned forward and looked up and down the exhibits that seemed to be the bone girl's favorite. It is usually impossible for zombies to appear in hell, and it will be fine when the line of sight shifts to the "Contributor: Master Five Reincarnation King" in the data card on the side. Of course.

"I feel that the bones are very beautiful, and the body didn't break after death." The bone girl looked at the snapdragon with the ghost lamp and stared at the zombie who couldn't see the bones in front of her. She didn't even feel that the ghost lamp came to her side.

"This should be the failed work of the King of the Five Paths of Reincarnation. Speaking of which, doesn't the bone girl want to exorcise demons? You can ask him to draw some."

"Exorcism Talisman... well, if you come across it, it will..."

The bone girl still can't understand why she wants this kind of thing that can kill her. She glanced in the direction of the ghost lamp and noticed that he was standing beside her at some point. She froze and moved a little to the side. point distance.

He seems to be hated.Gui Deng stroked his chin and came to a simple conclusion, thinking about which of his actions just now would be easily disliked by the other party, and at the same time pointed to the not far away: "The words of the five kings of reincarnation are over there."

Just over there, I was visiting an art exhibition with my assistant officer.

The corner of the bone girl's eyes twitched, and she said casually, when did she also master the ability to collect FLAG in seconds?

Lord Ghost Lantern is a workaholic at heart, and there must be a lot to talk about when meeting the King of Five Reincarnations. The bone girl stood on the spot and turned around to look at the last of the ten kings who communicated with Ghost Lantern, and stared at it for a long time He didn't see anything, so he simply shifted his gaze to the assistant officer behind the other party.

The assistant officer is a young girl. In a certain way, she has a good impression of women, especially a gentleman. She almost went up to say hello. Maybe she also noticed the stare of the bone girl. The girl put her head squarely. The bone girl looked at the latter.

"...Bone Girl Sang, this is the assistant officer of the King of the Five Paths of Reincarnation, among them is a zombie."

"……Um."

The bone girl always felt that she was exchanging strange information while looking at each other, and reached a strange friendship all at once.Pulling up her sleeves, she nodded and greeted the other party.

"Is this the bone girl from Daoshan Hell? I heard Lord Ghost Lantern said that you want two exorcism talismans... for your own use?"

No no, this is definitely impossible. The bone girl felt that she was a monster with a strong desire to survive, and she had no reason to ruin her life like that. She shook her head slightly but didn't know how to answer the other party specifically.

The embarrassing atmosphere spread, Ghost Lantern glanced at Zhong, whose IQ was not high, and didn't expect the other party to come out to smooth things over, so he simply asked himself: "Is there any exhibit that the King of the Five Paths of Reincarnation is interested in? Are there any exhibits that are exhibited at the ancient art exhibition?" ?”

"No, actually I came here with Zhong. She said that she saw on TV that if you want to make a man who is in two boats regret, you have to bring a high-quality man to show off in front of the other party. Well, I don't care, just come along gone."

Wudao Samsara Wang Hanhan patted the back of his head, and the bone girl saw the shadow of a ghoul on him.

Although the appearance of the ghoul is more ferocious than the handsome King of the Five Paths of Samsara... no, it is much more ferocious.

"Master Ghost Lantern, where is that heartbroken man? I remember that he will participate in the art exhibition every year."

"That guy should be at the modern art exhibition. By the way, Miss Zhong, the time standard of the ancient art exhibition is before the Asuka era. Although I don't want to admit it, that guy is indeed an ancient beast born in the Cretaceous period." The ghost lamp is very ruthless By the way, Baize's information was exposed.

From the conversation of the three people in front of me, the bone girl turns on the female-specific brain circuit and runs it twice to get the cause and effect. It is nothing more than Bai Ze stepping on two...N boats deceived Zhong→Zhong believes that the other party is a scum and deliberately retaliates→ I saw on TV how to bring a high-quality and good man, the king of five reincarnations, to show off in front of Bai Ze → at this time, I was suggested by a ghost lamp, so I planned to make Bai Ze into a specimen and display it in the exhibition hall of the ancient art exhibition.

In fact, women are scary too... The bone girl felt a little scared after touching her chest.