[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

The Hell of Congregation, a place of great suffering—

Walking on the path shrouded in mist, you can see the dead being chased by jailers everywhere.

Dissatisfied with the protest of the jailer in Daoshan Hell where there is no heterosexuality in the workplace, the bone girl submitted an application to Yan Modian to study in Zhonghe Hell, and with the permission of Lord Ghost Lamp, she brought her colleagues here.

Originally it was "bringing my colleagues", so with Master Ghost Lantern and Ah Xiang who led the way, there would be at least four people in the party.

In fact, at the invitation of Axiang, the administrator of Zhonghe Hell, her colleagues disappeared as soon as they stepped into the fallen place of the dead.

"Because Master Ghost Lantern said that he wanted them to experience the horror of female prison guards... so I asked the torture team of Zhonghe Hell to let them experience the treatment of the dead. Is there any problem?"

Ah Xiang tilted her head and asked.

"That's a big problem. Is Zhonghe Hell essentially a sex club?"

The bone girl held her forehead, with a helpless expression on her face, she didn't seem to care about the disappearing colleague at all.

There is an obvious difference between Zhonghe Hell and Daoshan Hell where the bone girl is located, that is, the number and attributes of the jailers are almost completely opposite.

On one side are women who are all S, and on the other side are men who cannot see their true attributes.

"No, the most basic principle of hell is to bring fear to the dead, and then to bring pain to the dead. Although each hell will punish the dead according to their crimes, Yan Modian will not specifically take care of it,...but this kind of possibility will be given to the dead. The plan of the dead to bring excitement should stop."

Ghost Lamp walked in front of the three of them calmly, leading the way as if they were very familiar with Zhonghe Hell. From the perspective of the bone girl, they could only see the back of a pitch-black head.At the same time, he also put forward his own views.

"brings excitement..."

The bone girl turned her head and smiled weakly, not only couldn't understand this move, she couldn't even understand it.

In short, according to Axiang's tone, her colleagues are howling under the famous torture team in Zhonghe Hell. As for the source of the screaming, Gu Nu is not willing to destroy their image in her heart for the time being.

All the roads in Hell of Congregation are made of small gray stones that are rare in hell, spreading out from the entrance like branches, leading to each small hell.In fact, the small hell here is not divided in a very regular way, that is to say, except for the staff dormitory, this is a completely open space.

It should be right to say that it is an open space. After all, due to the fog that permeates the air and obstructs the line of sight, the bone girl can't see far away.

"It's very big. The bone girl is the jailer who yelled for hell, right? The area of ​​Zhonghe Hell is almost four times the size of Daoshan Hell. Of course, there are more famous hell landscapes, such as Thorn Mountain and perennial fog. You know Is it Maki Miki, the idol of hell? They once came to be jailers for a day."

Ah Xiang walked beside the bone girl, her face was gentle, her hands were placed in front of her body, she looked like a very well-behaved lady.She introduced it to the bone girl in detail.

"The area around here is full of afflictions,...but there are often dead people coming from the next door to the affliction. There was an internal meeting before, and the administrators of Zhonghe Hell felt that there was no separation. If necessary, this issue will be left alone.”

Why on earth are these lazy-sounding administrators able to make Zhonghe Hell the best performance among the eight hot hells?

The bone girl who had always been opposed to joining the female prison guards in the Knife Mountain Hell flashed her eyes, and was shaken for a moment.

"If the dead are running around, what should happen to the distribution of funds and the reward and punishment system for the employees of the Hell? Won't the administrators of the various hells fight?"

"This is not a big problem. Axiang is the top management of Zhonghe Hell. All the funds are allocated by her discretion. Since she took office, there has been no trouble in Hell."

Gui Deng stroked his chin and agreed with Ah Xiang's work efficiency.

The bone girl can understand a little bit, Ah Xiang seems to be the kind of character who can become the center of everyone's gathering, although her taste, like her belt, is a bit strange, but in reality, it can be called "" personal interest".This kind of person can motivate everyone to work hard...

Yelling, when will this kind of person appear in Hell? Her current wish is to go to Abi Hell to be a jailer instead of wasting her youth in Knife Mountain Hell.

Shouting hell, falling like a flying insect—

What is the most reasonable way to punish people who lie?

Knife Mountain Hell is a hell of the dead that specially accommodates fabricated lies. It was originally a small hell famous for "pushing people down from the sky and stabbing them into the Knife Mountain", but the administrators here once wanted to use the city king as a model There was a training class for letting go, but the jailers were not very interested, so they had to give up.

It wasn't until soon after that the new management lady brought by Mr. Ghost Lamp was infected with a strict style of work, and with a series of reform plans, Daoshan Hell would not be covered by a "can't lift up" atmosphere.

The general manager of Hell shouted and heard that Ms. Bone Girl and her predecessor, Ms. Mustard Seed, had gone to the Simple Hell as a consultant. After detailed inquiries, they finally decided on the new punishment plan for Daoshan Hell.

That is the plan with the characteristics of simple hell, to conduct poison research.

Ordered to be the team leader of the poison research team, the bone girl glanced at it unexpectedly and yelled at the general manager of hell, praised its idea, and then ignored it.

"Miss Bone Girl can only rely on you for the performance of shouting hell now!! For 100 consecutive years, the performance of the eight hells is the worst, and the lower limit is constantly being refreshed... Is it easy for me to be the general manager!!"

The general manager held on to the bone girl with snot and tears, and the latter looked at it with distaste, and pointed at Qiao Ji who walked down from the high platform.

"Since it's not easy, I'll let you go. ... Qiao Ji, take this guy up and throw him down."

"It's the manager! No matter how useless it is, it's the manager! I can't take my boss's life as a joke! Can I write a letter of resignation before throwing it away!"

Miss Hashihime said that she was taking advantage of resignation all the time.

In short, in the end, unable to stand the manager's stubbornness, Miss Bone, thinking about what is most needed for poison research, came to the place where flying insects fell to look for Senior Mustard Seed.

Although I heard from Mr. Mustard that the rabbits in Japan are only pounding rice cakes, the rabbits making medicine all live in Taoyuan Township.

These are not important, she just needs to know where to buy herbs.

"Can you make poison?"

"Poison, who wouldn't know it? Wouldn't it be OK to mix all the poisonous grass together and smash it?"

"..."

There is no point in discussing this issue with the bone girl.After realizing this truth, Senior Mustard Seed stopped entangled in this issue.

"Poison is definitely available in Taoyuan Township, but if you want to go there, you need to go through the gate of hell, and you may have to apply to Lord Ghost Lantern."

"Planting poison in Taoyuan Township,... this feeling is a bit unexpected but reasonable."

The bone girl touched her delicate mood. She always thought that Taoyuan Township only sold fairy herbs, such as immortality pills, pills that will heal you if you eat them, medicines that improve your ability to complain, and so on.

"However, if you are a bone girl,... I don't recommend going to Taoyuan Township, it may be a little uncomfortable for you."

"Ok?"

The bone girl was a little surprised. Senior Jiezi cared about people, shouldn't she be flattered?

"Master Ghost Lamp's words are in the place where the flying insects fell, and just brought the one-inch mage from the place where there are countless sufferings, but if you do that in Daoshan Hell... won't it collide with the punishment plan for the place where there are countless sufferings? Then Bian is a small hell known for its poisonous weeds."

"Who knows, just let the manager worry about that kind of thing. The poison can be made and fed to the jailers, so why not do it."

The Bone Girl shrugged and readily sold the jailers who had been resisting her.

For example, the place where flying insects fall will be much smaller than the Knife Mountain Hell, because it is not a small hell that requires a large space.Around here, you can see fresh and tender grass that is not found in other hells. I heard that it was planted by Mr. Mustard for his own food.

Saying goodbye to Senior Mustard Seed, Bone Girl was walking in her former workplace. About [-]% of the hard work of the jailers around her was due to Lord Ghost Lamp coming to inspect. excited.

Oops, it seems that something serious has been exposed.

The bone girl rubbed her nose and decided to bury this hobby deep in her heart. In front of a torture table full of fragments of dead bodies, the bone girl found Lord Ghost Lantern who was looking at them with interest.

Sure enough, this big man is the worst.