[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Waiting for living hell, not happy place -

Hearing that the bone girl intends to go to Taoyuan Township, Gui Deng clapped her hands in surprise, and then brought her to a place of displeasure.

……

"I still have to go to Dislike to check the use of operating funds. I recently purchased a lot of torture tools there. Please be sure to go with me, Miss Bone Girl."

"Isn't it mostly animal jailers who don't like it? Why use torture tools?"

Having experienced the horror of wild beasts, the bone girl raised a question, cleverly ignoring the reason why the ghost lamp must go with her.

It seems that she was asked to go to Taoyuan Township once before, but whether it is the bone girl or the ghost lamp, I probably can't remember clearly.I always feel that there is a deep gap between Master Ghost Lantern and Taoyuan Township.

"The living hell is closest to the dead's impression of hell, and the less pleasant place is the small hell that receives the dead who killed and abused animals. All of them are animal jailers, and it will be more difficult to operate. For example, the animal's own language, the ghost jailer can't understand it. And the execution method here is mainly to tear and bite the dead. Some time ago, the management of the dislike place felt that the form was too simple, and they were exploring more terrifying ways to execute the dead, so they bought execution tools.”

"...work = food, the animal jailers are really happy."

The bone girl sighed sincerely, gathered the hem of the mourning dress and looked around.

The last time I came here, I forgot about it because I couldn’t use it as a reference for Daoshan Hell. After all, referring to Buxichu’s plan, she is going to cultivate a group of ogres?

She was there to frighten the jailers, not to entertain them.

There are a lot of gravel in the unhappiness place, the ground is potholed, and occasionally you can see dead trees that are not considered tall distributed on the ground far away and unbounded. Where do you start to count the unhappiness place, because the living hell does not clearly demarcate it , the bone girl is not clear either.

The manager of Dislike is a Doberman Pinscher with a very domineering appearance, even more imposing than a Cerberus.With the black and yellow hair and the tough lines of the whole body, the bone girl probably understood why the Doberman Pinscher was appointed as the manager.

Ghost Lantern said "wait a minute" to the bone girl, then moved aside to discuss something with the Doberman Pinscher, pointing at a human-shaped coffin in the distance from time to time.The bone girl looked along, not knowing what was going on.

"Miss Bone Girl, why are you in a place you don't like, what's the matter?"

A dog of unknown breed named Xiaobai wagged its tail and ran towards the bone girl who was left behind. Its snow-white hair was stained with the blood of the dead during work, a bit like Senior Mustard Seed. .

"Master Ghost Lantern is here to inspect the places you don't like, let me wait for him and go to Taoyuan Township together later."

The bone girl briefly described her reason for coming, and quickly asked, "I've wanted to ask for a long time, what kind of dog is Xiaobai?"

"..."

"I...I don't know..."

Xiao Bai lowered his head dejectedly, the bone girl's question hit the deepest pain in his heart.

The silence when asked about the breed at the dog party, the speechlessness that he could not get into the topic when his colleagues showed off his pedigree certificate, and the helplessness of the Afghan hound following Momotaro in the picture book when reading the picture book of Momotaro.

The pain caused by these suddenly surged into Xiaobai's heart, and he whimpered, "I'm a mongrel dog anyway, what's wrong with a mongrel dog, can't mongrel dogs live in this world? Do we have to be an Afghan hound?" Can I be Momotaro's dog? I asked Momotaro, and he said he liked me more than the Afghan hound."

It turns out that Momotaro's picture book draws Afghan hounds. Why does the bone girl think that the picture books she has read are white huskies?

"Xiaobai is a child of a polar bear."

Ghost Lamp interjected mischievously, as if everything had been settled, he walked over with arms folded and knelt down in front of Xiao Bai.

"Although I know that you are joking, Mr. Ghost Lantern, I subtly agree in my heart."

"Don't do that!! I confirmed it with Momotaro!! I'm a dog, that's right! Not a polar bear or a prairie dog, just a normal dog!!"

Xiaobai was frightened and howled.

"No, Momotaro doesn't know your parents. If it's a dog, I feel more like a Samoyed."

"...Minister, I want to ask for leave!!"

Being disturbed by the bone girl's words, Xiaobai shook his head and ran towards the black and yellow Doberman not far away, barking "Wow".

"...The one who barks like that is obviously a dog, not like a prairie dog. What is it still worrying about?"

"With thinking, animals will become more and more intelligent."

"I don't think Xiaobai is smart anymore."

The bone girl calmly responded to the ghost lamp's point of view, and looked around. The employees at the disliked place were much busier than last time.It's kind of embarrassing to bother them now.

"Because of Ms. Qiao Ji, the dead who stayed at Santu Bridge were sent to various hells to be punished at once. It stands to reason that the amount of punishment in all hells will increase a lot."

In other words, have the group of ghosts in Daoshan Hell started to be lazy again these days?At this time, I still want to try out the new bill. Is the general management really okay?

"Well... But there are so many kinds of animals that don't like it. There are even urban monsters."

The bone girl sighed when she saw the urban monster human-faced dog who seemed to be doing nothing in the distance.It's disgusting to look at.

"The recent monsters have also recruited a lot, not only the human-faced dog, but also the house sparrow, and the kakapo over there."

Ghost Lantern pointed to a sparrow that flew from the sky to greet him.

"I can understand the house finches, but why do kakapo become monsters? It's just that there are fewer of them, and it doesn't even count as UMA."

The squirrel is a kind of monster that burrows into people's stomachs and eats internal organs when they are young. This is probably the reason why they come to work in the disliked place.But why would a harmless urban monster like Human Face Dog not like it?Is it capable of anything other than making people feel sick?

The bone girl has no idea of ​​the charm of the human-faced dog known as the "Master Killer".

"Huh, isn't it? Actually, I dug the kakapo from King Chujiang. Monsters are born out of people's fear. After the kakapo is extinct, won't it be a monster?"

"No, it can only be considered an extinct animal. A monster refers to a creature like a human-faced dog or a disgusting creature like me."

The bone girl pointed at her decent appearance, and felt that something was wrong, so she simply tore off a piece of skin from her face.

"Understood, nausea is not counted, it's just a little weird."

Ghost Lamp nodded in agreement with part of the bone girl's point of view.

Seeing that the other party didn't move for the time being, the bone girl stayed where she was despite being puzzled, and the two chatted casually for a while, and after a long while, saw the little white who came back from leave running over.

The word Pidianer really fits it.

"Master Ghost Lamp! Miss Bone Girl! Let's go to Taoyuan Township together! I'll ask for leave!"

Staring at Xiaobai who was wagging his tail and sticking out his tongue dangling in front of her face, the bone girl suddenly understood why she wanted to recruit ghost jailers even when she didn't like it.

Not all animals are scary, there are also seemingly harmless creatures like Xiaobai.