Silly mother, your brick fell

"Silly mom, am I really stupid?" Wang Yifeng, who was being held by the wrist, decided to reflect on himself.

Xie Ze: "..."

"Speak directly, don't be afraid of hitting me, I can bear it." Wang Yifeng held Xie Ze's arm with his backhand, staring at him, looking bright, like a husky begging to be petted.

"It's okay." Xie Ze decided to say something nice and not hit him too hard.

Upon hearing Xie Ze's words, Wang Yifeng froze again: "I'll just say it! How could I be stupid!"

"Not mentally handicapped." Xie Ze finished what he had just said.

"!!!T_T doesn't bring such shocking words!" Wang Yifeng frowned, "You can only talk about the first half!"

Xie Ze looked at him speechlessly.You are stupid and insist on asking, and when you ask, you are not allowed to tell the truth. What kind of bad habit is this? "Okay, then I'll only talk about the first half, okay."

Wang Yifeng burst into tears. "It's too late! What's the use of talking about the first half now! You've already finished talking!"

"Then what do you want?" Xie Ze felt that his attitude of pampering his wife unconditionally was quite immoral, so he had to change it a little bit.

"Then you call like a small animal!" Wang Yifeng intelligently turned on the shameless and shameless mode. Seeing that Xie Ze ignored him and planned to leave, he hugged his arm and shook it. This is how to coax your girlfriend! Practice first~"

Who the hell wants a girlfriend!Labor and management are not interested at all!without!have!

"Meow--"

Xie Ze: ...?

"Silly mother, you meow like a cat!!! Hahaha, you actually meow like a cat!" Wang Yifeng jumped up, like a kindergarten kid who just got a little red flower.

"It's not me." Xie Ze retorted blankly.You just learn to meow, and your whole family learns to meow.

"Meow……"

"Meow meow……"

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng with his mouth closed, conveying his inner contempt with his eyes.You can't tell the difference between human voices and animal voices, so you still say you're not stupid?

Wang Yifeng and Xie Ze looked at each other for several seconds before finally believing that the meowing had nothing to do with the silly mother.

The property management is responsible for the management of stray animals near this high-end residential area. Unless there are cats with owners, stray cats generally do not appear.

"Meow……"

Xie Ze is too lazy to take care of these kittens and puppies. He has a cleanliness habit and never keeps such small animals at home.

But Wang Yifeng was so cute that he couldn't walk!That meow was so soft, light, and cute!I really want to take it home!

Seeing Wang Yifeng's expression, Xie Ze suddenly had an ominous premonition, and pulled him away.

"Oh, silly mother, don't pull me! There's a kitten!" Wang Yifeng dragged and refused to leave, one hand was grabbed by Xie Ze, and the other hand that was carrying the vegetables grabbed the branch of a nearby tree. Bark tried to stop Xie Ze from dragging him away.

Then, the bark was snapped off.

Damage to public finances!Do you know how much this camphor tree property can cost with a big mouth!Xie Ze looked at the bark Wang Yifeng had cut off, and let him go in pain.

Don't break your hands.

However, although Xie Ze let go of Wang Yifeng, he vaccinated him very quickly in advance: "The family is only allowed to keep one who eats and drinks for free." It means that there can only be one cat and you. fuck off.

But who is Wang Yifeng?How could he possibly hear it? (*≧m≦*)

So Wang Yifeng was very happy. "What name shall we give it? Is it a male or a female? How about Qin Shihuang? If not, a little mushroom?"

Can these two names not span so much? →_→

Xie Ze remained expressionless, and decided to speak more clearly. "You follow it, I only raise one."

Wang Yifeng continued to be happy. "It's okay. I don't need you to raise it. You can raise it. By the way, where is it?"

Hehe, you haven't even seen a cat yet, okay?I don't need to raise them, if you have the ability, don't eat.

"I don't know. You may be hearing hallucinations. There are no stray cats in this kind of community." Xie Ze continued to talk nonsense with a blank face.

"How is it possible! I'm hearing hallucinations, could it be that you're hearing hallucinations too?" Wang Yifeng retorted wittily.

Xie Ze continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner. "I heard nothing."

idiot!Dare you not be shameless!Wang Yifeng wanted to kneel down under Xie Ze's jeans and cry for him to see.

"Meow……"

"……Meow……"

The kitten's cry stopped for a while, and then it started again, but it sounded weaker and weaker.

Xie Ze was too lazy to talk to Wang Yifeng, frowned and listened carefully for a while, then suddenly had some thoughts.

The meow of big cats is generally not so milky, and there are not many stray cats here, so this kitten is likely to be born to a female cat raised by a certain family owner.Probably the owner didn't sterilize the cat, gave birth to a kitten and didn't want to keep it, so he just threw it away. Anyway, the property will dispose of it.

If that's what he thought, the kitten probably wouldn't live long.

Glancing at Wang Yifeng's mournful expression, Xie Ze finally made a concession. "Look where it is, and send it to a stray animal shelter." Although I can't raise it myself, I can't ignore it if it encounters it.

Wang Yifeng listened to Xie Ze's words as if he had received an amnesty. He didn't care what the meaning of the second half of the sentence meant, and started to meow like a cat while looking around the surrounding green belt.

Just look for it, why do you want to meow like a cat? ! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Xie Ze didn't want to be stupid here with Wang Yifeng at all, but he couldn't leave Wang Yifeng and leave, so he kicked the grass beside him a few times depressed.

"Stupid mother, don't destroy public property." Wang Yifeng criticized righteously, then handed the dish to Xie Ze, "Help me carry it~ I'll go find the kitten."

Wang Yifeng, you have already started to act like a baby to this man unconsciously, did you make it up!

It's a pity that Wang Yifeng didn't realize it. Instead, Xie Ze squinted his eyes and looked thoughtfully at the man who was looking for the kitten by looking for the kitten.

Wang Yifeng, are you aware of your deepest thoughts?How can I force you to admit it frankly?

Pursing his lips, Xie Ze began to follow the cat's meows to find it. Well, Wang Yifeng was still digging through rocks to find a tree hole. (-ω-`)

The sound came from the gutter next to it, and it was much weaker than before, and only meowed after a while.

"Come here, here." Xie Ze shouted at Wang Yifeng who was looking around.According to his painful search method, I don't know when to find it.

"Aw! Silly mother is mighty!" Wang Yifeng rushed over, looking around while flattering, but he didn't see the kitten. "Huh? Where?"

"Below." Xie Ze gestured with his chin, "It probably fell through the gap in the cover because it was too small."

Wang Yifeng blinked, squatted down and looked inside carefully, and it was indeed inside.Except for one kitten that can still move, there are three other kittens that are motionless.

"Which cat mother is so heartless, she has the heart to throw away such a small kitten." Wang Yifeng suddenly felt sympathy for these kittens, and couldn't move his eyes away. "Three of them died."

Xie Ze has nothing to do with him, the current Wang Yifeng can't even drag him away.

Wang Yifeng looked at the kitten for a while, then suddenly jumped up and asked Xie Ze: "Where is the nearest supermarket, silly mom? I'll buy something for it."

Xie Ze sighed and grabbed him. "It's too young to eat. Find a way to get it out first, or it won't survive."

After hearing this, Wang Yifeng turned around anxiously.

Xie Ze glanced at him, took out his mobile phone and made a call, then grabbed Wang Yifeng who was walking around non-stop for a moment. "I called the property and they came over right away."

Seeing Wang Yifeng's attitude, Xie Ze knew it was going to be bad, but he couldn't help but look at Wang Yifeng unhappy, so he had to find a way to get the kitten out first.

It will take some time until the property comes over, and the cat may not survive. If it is still alive after getting it out, then feed it some milk powder and send it to a stray animal shelter.If Wang Yifeng is really unwilling, let Su Mian take care of her.

However, he guessed that Wang Yifeng didn't notice his words about sending them to the stray animal shelter at all.And what kind of character Wang Yifeng has, isn't he the clearest?Seven years ago, he could have beaten himself to death for someone he didn't know at all.

The property management company came fairly quickly, quickly removed the cover, took out a kitten's body and threw it into the garbage bag on the car, and then picked up the second one.

"Hey, wait! Wait! I'm coming!" Wang Yifeng was taken aback by that man's action, seeing that he was going to grab him again, he jumped out immediately.Just kidding, if such a weak kitten is caught and thrown by him like this, he will definitely die, okay?With such strength, an adult cat could be knocked unconscious by him!

Wang Yifeng is not the owner of this community, that person didn't want to talk to him at first, but Xie Ze was beside him, he couldn't be too shameless, so he hesitated.

Seeing this, Wang Yifeng quickly picked up the only kitten that was still alive just now, and gently stroked its belly, which was still a little heaving, okay, okay.

Seeing that person looking at Wang Yifeng, Xie Ze stepped forward and smiled at him. "He is my friend and has been staying at my house recently. Thank you, we will find someone to adopt this cat."

The man didn't bother to look for trouble, he took care of the other two kittens, put the cover back on, and wiped his hands. "Three cats died next to that cat. I don't know if it was clean. You should pay attention. If you want to raise it, take it to the pet hospital for a good check. Don't carry germs or anything. Remember to register."

Xie Ze agreed, thanked him again, and watched the people from the property company leave before turning back to look at Wang Yifeng.

The author has something to say: (*≧m≦*) Our male supporting role is on the stage!That's right!It was the cat in Zhu Feng's arms!