Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze took out a large pile of napkins and pressed it on Wang Yifeng's face, pressed the back of his head with his left hand, and pressed his cool fingers on the base of his nose to stop the bleeding.

Don't ask him why he didn't get ice cubes this time, he's a bastard if he doesn't take advantage of it.

Wang Yifeng stuffed a roll of napkin into his nose, and then wiped the blood under his nose indiscriminately with the rest, which resulted in blood all over his face.

Labor and management have never had a nosebleed before, Hun Dan! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Regarding the issue of nosebleeds, Xie Ze said that he was also incapable of explaining.

After all, Wang Yifeng still left that inflatable doll casually in the corner of Wang Yifeng's room, but the straight man (Dawu) Wang Yifeng just ignored the super-realistic inflatable doll and instead bleeds his nose at a man. It's really amazing.

Seeing that his nosebleed had stopped, Xie Ze went to the bathroom, took a towel, washed it, and patted it on Wang Yifeng's face.

While wiping his face, Wang Yifeng sneakily glanced at Xie Ze secretly with the towel covered. <(￣︶￣)>Silly mom looks so pretty in just a white shirt~~~

(*/ω＼*) The shirt would look better if it was a little wet...

Xie Ze glanced at him, not bothering to expose his small movements, and looked down at the husky sleeping in the cat's nest.

Not to mention, this little thing has only been raised for a few days, and when Wang Yifeng was almost killed just now, I actually didn't want it to be so stubborn.

"Wang Yifeng, if you continue to raise this thing like this, you will kill this thing sooner or later." Xie Ze tapped the cat litter with his chin, then looked at the computer mainframe lying on the ground, "Clean it up and move it up to repair it."

Wang Yifeng threw the towel on the table casually, and after taking a step, he let out a loud "ow" and held his own buttocks.

Xie Ze looked at the towel that was thrown away, then at Wang Yifeng, who was holding his buttocks with tears in his hands, sighed helplessly, took the towel to wash and hung it up. "Get dressed and I'll take you to the hospital."

"Aren't you going to repair the computer?" Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze suspiciously, and then at the half-dead computer host, feeling as if he had forgotten something.

Xie Ze gave him a contemptuous look, and went back to change his clothes.

Wang Yifeng moved towards the computer in small steps holding his buttocks, grinning in pain, recalling what Xie Ze said just now, suddenly a light bulb dinged in his head.

Is this silly mom caring about me?It's worth breaking your ass into eight petals to be cared about by a silly mother!

Xie Ze: So if I cook for you and let you live in my house, I help you raise the cat, clean up, pick you up from school, etc., in your eyes, are you bullying you?Say hello. ^_^

Xie Ze changed out of his slightly wet shirt and changed into sportswear. As soon as he entered Wang Yifeng's room, he found that he was still holding his buttocks and looking at the computer mainframe with tears in his eyes when he left.

"Don't look, you won't be able to play offense and defense today." Seeing Wang Yifeng's stupid look, Xie Ze opened the closet and took out a T-shirt for him, "Take off your clothes!"

Wang Yifeng was taken aback, and looked at Xie Ze in horror while holding his buttocks.

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻Look at your action of protecting the ♂chrysanthemum! Wang Yifeng, you are so simple! Labor and management are not trying to rape you!

Xie Ze felt a little pain in his head, and this idiot was more and more able to challenge his own tolerance.

"Why do you want to go to the hospital in a teddy bear pajamas to show off your intelligence?!"

Wang Yifeng lowered his head in a daze, seeing the stupid look of the big bear on his chest, and suddenly realized that the silly mother didn't want to tease me.I really want to be molested by my silly mother~ but I'm so shy~

Xie Ze didn't know what strange things Wang Yifeng was thinking, he only knew that his face was red again, so red that he could directly use it as a traffic signal light.

"Take off! Clothes! Clothes!" Xie Ze simply disliked him.

In fact, he has practiced before, and he still has confidence in his skills, but seeing Wang Yifeng's pain - it's better to go to the hospital to be on the safe side.

Wang Yifeng let go of the hands holding his buttocks, and tightened his clothes on his chest like a little wife, blinking at Xie Ze. "Silly mom, I can do it myself." I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back when you come.

Xie Ze threw his clothes on Wang Yifeng's head.

When Wang Yifeng hurriedly went to pull the clothes that blocked his sight, his hands were suddenly pulled.

Xie Ze's hand was very cold, and it must be very comfortable to touch in summer, so he pressed it on the back of Wang Yifeng's hand right now.The coolness penetrated from the back of his hands to his heart, making his heart inexplicably sweet, like drinking a glass of ice and sprite, and there are a lot of small bubbles in it desperately.

Wang Yifeng didn't dare to move.What should I do if I move the silly mother and let go!

Wang Yifeng's face was so hot that it was almost on fire, but luckily it was covered by his clothes.

"Wang Yifeng, do you like men?" Looking at Wang Yifeng who was completely covered by clothes, Xie Ze's voice was a little low, hesitant, and even trembling.

He was also nervous when he asked such a question.He knew that Wang Yifeng thought differently about him, and he knew that Wang Yifeng himself was aware of it, but he didn't know whether Wang Yifeng had the courage to take that step, whether he had the courage to become an outlier in the eyes of others with him.

But it doesn't matter, even if you don't have the courage now, I can give you time to accumulate.

This is the path you choose yourself, even if I force you, I will force you to finish it.

Wang Yifeng was stunned by this question, and reflexively wanted to say no, but he thought of the dreams he had these days, and what happened before, so he couldn't say it.

But silly mother should not like men, right?Someone confessed to him before, and he beat him to the hospital!If I say yes, will the silly mother tell me to get out immediately!

Wang Yifeng, who rarely thought about it seriously, was stunned for a while, and said two words firmly. "no."

He couldn't hear the emotions contained in Xie Ze's voice, just like he was not good at getting along with people, and couldn't figure out whether others liked or hated him, so he just got along with others in the most conservative way, without close friends.

Hearing such an answer, Xie Ze still felt a little disappointed.Fortunately, through the clothes, he couldn't see his expression.

Wang Yifeng, how much do I have to like you to admit it?

"Then change clothes quickly." I don't know if it's because the weather is too hot or something else, but it's almost October, Xie Ze still feels angry in his heart, and he turned and left without looking at Wang Yifeng again.

Wang Yifeng dawdled for a long time but didn't see Xie Ze come to urge him. I don't know if he was relieved and glad he didn't find out, or he was unhappy that he just left, grinding his teeth in pain while changing clothes.

Then, Wang Yifeng had another tragedy.

Xie Ze was furious, thinking of Wang Yifeng's stupidity, he still didn't really leave, so he waited for him at the door of the room, only to hear a bang inside, his forehead twitched and he opened the door with anger, only to see Wang Yifeng wearing pants Half of his buttocks landed on the ground, looking at himself dully.

Don't be angry with a disabled person, don't be angry with a disabled person, don't be angry with a disabled person.

Xie Ze said it silently three times in his heart, but he still couldn't help it. He grabbed Wang Yifeng and threw him face down on the bed. He lifted his pants and helped him put them on neatly. He turned them over and carried them on his shoulders to go out. up.

Wang Yifeng who was picked up was stunned, and felt Xie Ze's hand under his buttocks, it was shameful - hard...

Xie Ze: ...

Wang Yifeng is simply an M! ! !

In order to take care of Wang Yifeng's injured butt, Xie Ze made him lie on the back seat of the car, so when he arrived at the hospital and got off the car, he was honored to be surrounded by crowds.

Labor and management fell to the bottom!It's not about being exploded!What catches your eyes!ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ

Wang Yifeng frowned, holding his butt and trying to walk by himself, but the result was that he was limping more like being coughed... what he looked like after that...

"Hey, look, look, that person who can't even walk with his hands on his butt, look hehehe..."

"The one next to Oh Hoo is his home attack, hehehehehehe..."

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's really affectionate to come to the hospital to see the butt, hehehehe..."

What the hell is this! ! !What kind of strange things are those women who were so disheveled when they saw themselves immediately possessed by the god of gossip!He swears that he listens to the Tanmei radio dramas he has listened to for so many years!No!Understand!ah!

The author has something to say: (*/ω＼*) means that I originally planned to finish it with [-] words, but now it seems. . .Hehehe I just smiled and said nothing...