Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze parked the car, saw Wang Yifeng's awkward look, and stretched out his hand to help him, who knew that Wang Yifeng thought that Xie Ze was going to lift himself up again, so he hurriedly backed away, not stepping firmly, and another ass ...sitting on the ground...

T_T Who is messing with my ass?Wang Yifeng was about to cry.

Xie Ze stared at him for two seconds, feeling like he wanted to laugh.But he held back.If you laugh at him in private, you may be tempted by the beauty and will not resist, but if you laugh at him in public, he will definitely pounce on you like a big wolf dog whose tail has been stepped on.

This guy Wang Yifeng, sometimes desperate for face, and sometimes shameless, it's simply embarrassing.

Seeing his distorted face in pain, Xie Ze finally had a conscience and stretched out a hand.

Wang Yifeng raised his head and saw the hand stretched out in front of him, it looked so good!These slender fingers, this white complexion, these round and full nails, these beautiful lines, this—is this trying to pull myself up?

Wang Yifeng raised his head to look at Xie Ze, and felt that from this angle, the silly mother was like a savior who fell from the sky.

save your sister!Still can't get up!

Xie Ze looked at his dumbfounded look, moved his outstretched hand to the side, and pinched Wang Yifeng's ear precisely.

"Oh—" Wang Yifeng came back to his senses.

"Is it cool on the ground?"

Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze sincerely, and shook his head with Xie Ze's hand.

"Want to get up?"

Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze sincerely, and nodded with Xie Ze's hand.

Xie Ze let go, bent down and grabbed Wang Yifeng's arm, and used some strength to support him.

"It's so loving, why don't you hug the princess directly! Oh——"

"You should pay attention to your image in public places! You can also hug your buttocks? Oh——"

"By the way, am I the only one who thinks that Gong Shou is against you? Does Gong twist Shou's ears?"

"..."

... What the hell are these people! ! ! !Wang Yifeng, who had no table to lift, was very irritable.

Those strange voices did not stop until Xie Ze led Wang Yifeng to register, and he said that it was not anorectal surgery but surgery, and he let out a sigh to express his regret.

Wang Yifeng, who was said to be furious, suddenly couldn't hear those strange voices, and felt a little lonely.Even if you are watching surgery, you can still continue to be crooked~ For example, the silly mother kicked me out of bed with a queenly look? (*/ω＼*) So shy~

Seeing Wang Yifeng's inexplicable expression again, Xie Ze gave him a hand to prevent him from going up the stairs and rolling down.

He felt that he was simply playing a nurturing game, huh, huh, and the problem was that he couldn't raise it.

Facts have proved that Wang Yifeng's butt has no problem, and a piece of it was bruised.If you have to say something wrong, it is that the ability to resist attacks is too weak, just fight more.

Wang Yifeng wanted to cry without tears, holding his buttocks and cursing that quack doctor while walking with a limp.Have you ever seen a doctor make people spank more? !

Even Xie Ze couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard the doctor say such nonsense in a serious manner.Wang Yifeng's ass can't be beaten indiscriminately, he is too easy to blow up, and he can't always follow suit, he is easy to go to heaven.

After finally returning home, Wang Yifeng pouted his buttocks and tried to find a place to sit, but he groaned as soon as he sat on the chair.At a place where there were no other people, he could finally look at Xie Ze sadly.

"Silly mother, this is what you moved."

Xie Ze nodded: "Well, what do you want?"

Wang Yifeng: "..." The mournful expression was like that of a daughter-in-law who was abandoned by her husband.

Wang Yifeng: "Can I do whatever I want?"

Xie Ze: "Guess?"

Wang Yifeng: "..." Is Wucao's silly mother possessed by some strange thing? ! ! !

Wang Yifeng: "Silly mother, I want to eat dried plums and vegetables..." Small accusatory eyes.

"Okay." Xie Ze nodded in agreement. "Do you have a lot of meat on your butt?"

"QAQ, don't do this!" Wang Yifeng felt the chrysanthemum tighten, and shrank pitifully in the corner and stood there.He dare not sit down!The sofas in the silly mother's house are all wooden and hard!

Xie Ze walked over speechlessly, dragged him to his room, put him on the bed in a prone position, and turned to go to the kitchen.

It will be boring for a long time to eat dried plums, vegetables and meat, this product can really find trouble.

Wang Yifeng was lying on Xie Ze's bed, sniffing the smell on Xie Ze's pillow, his mind fluttering~

Silly mom can sleep on the bed~ so excited~

Silly mother's pillow~ so rippling~

Silly mom lying on the bed with her face blushing and her eyes closed doing something embarrassing~ Wucao!

Wang Yifeng felt that he was really handsome and handsome after being finished.At first, he just thought that silly mom looked good everywhere, but now he can think of such obscene things while lying on the bed!

Wang Yifeng was a little entangled, took the phone and looked through it again, searched all the contacts in the contact list, but couldn't find anyone who could discuss this kind of thing.

He didn't have many friends, let alone someone who could talk about everything.And he is not used to telling people everything.But if no one gives him some advice on this matter, he really doesn't know what to do.

Wang Yifeng lay on the pillow for a while with his mobile phone in his hand, and inexplicably remembered a lottery that his mother superstitiously dragged him to the mountain to ask for.He didn't remember the clumsy signature, which meant that his life was safe and sound, disease-free and disaster-free, which made the old lady very happy.

Fuck your sister's health and safety, and don't look at labor's ass!You cheating old bald donkey!Moreover, labor and capital are all inexplicable to a man, so how can they be safe and smooth!

The irritable Wang Yifeng rolled over the quilt and stuffed his head to self-destruct.

Xie Ze, who had prepared dried plums, vegetables, long beans, and pork belly, stuffed them in a pot, walked back to the room. Seeing this, Wang Yifeng pulled the quilt off his head. "Don't get the snot on my quilt."

Wang Yifeng thought of the obscene picture he had made up in his head just now, so he didn't dare to look at Xie Ze, and rubbed his face against the pillow as if vowing to suffocate himself to death.

Xie Ze ignored his frequent convulsions.

"I still have class, you stay by yourself. Don't go into the kitchen!" After speaking, Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng lying on his stomach, and thought that he would not find something to move to the kitchen by himself, "Don't bully the husky, it is still Don't play around!"

Wang Yifeng hummed twice in the pillow, but he didn't hear what Xie Ze was saying at all.Now when he sees the silly mother, his mind is filled with the appearance of the silly mother lying and panting, what should I do! Q_Q

After this incident of "butt landing", Wang Yifeng's level of self-care ability dropped by another level in Xie Ze's heart, which made Xie Ze want to find a nurse to watch him to prevent him from abusing his butt.

But if this kind of thing is really done - then what will happen to Wang Yifeng.

Xie Ze thought about it, and felt that there was nothing wrong, so he took out a laptop and gave it to Wang Yifeng, so as to save him from being bored and committing crimes.

After thinking about it again, Xie Ze still locked the kitchen door before leaving.He didn't expect Wang Yifeng to know how to use a high-tech product like a pressure cooker, just don't touch it.

If Xie Ze can predict the future, maybe he will choose to skip class. ⊙ω⊙

Wang Yifeng waited for Xie Ze to leave, and hugged Xie Ze's pillow and quilt for a while, feeling that his butt didn't seem to hurt much, so he rolled around holding his mobile phone to study what to do about this matter.

After all, what kind of thing is it that he has such strange thoughts about a man!He is obviously straight!He obviously likes child Lu!

Then Wang Yifeng poked at his ex-apprentice inexplicably.

Don't ask why it's the former apprentice. After the inflatable doll incident that day, Wang Yifeng took the initiative to change his name in order to please Xie Ze, and broke the master-apprentice relationship with the Fengmu leg pendant.However, he kept forgetting to delete his friends.

Fengmu's leg pendant is usually called Mumu, and the avatar she uses is somewhat similar to Xie Ze's.Xie Ze is the system's default little penguin, of course because he is too lazy to change it.Mu Mu used a cute penguin, anyway, no matter how cute it is, it is a penguin.

Wang Yifeng originally wanted to poke Xie Ze, but accidentally clicked the wrong one, and he only realized it after sending a sentence of daughter-in-law.

It's really a good job. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Wang Yifeng wanted to explain as soon as he found something wrong, but——

Mumu: QwQ is so wet~ Do you miss me?

Mu Mu: Liger, don't worry, I won't tell my wife!

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻ Just from the fact that you have the guts to call Fengmu leg pendant just because you picked the name of the game, how do you want me to rest assured? Hey!

But what Wang Yifeng is most troubled at the moment is not letting his daughter-in-law know about his conversation with Mumu, but what he should do to his silly mother and his daughter-in-law.

As a straight man, he should firmly say that I have a wife!But judging from the performance of the past few days, he doesn't look like a straight man at all - except for being a straight man who is lazy and sloppy...

Fengmu: Mumu, I made a mistake just now, sorry.

Feng Mu: Nai, I didn't miss you.

Wang Yifeng didn't understand what euphemism meant at all, so he shattered his glass heart like this.

Originally, Mumu, the little girl, still had some longing for the battalion commander, after all, the commander!I am also very happy that I can be involved in one of the love affairs.

But Wang Yifeng slapped her in the face in public.

Then the little girl gave up, changed her name, and learned to be good, so Wang Yifeng came to poke her again.

Just when she was happy and thought she was going to have something, Wang Yifeng slapped her in the face again.

This kind of thing can't be tolerated by anyone, okay!After you said that you found the wrong person, it's over, and you added that I didn't think about you, what do you mean? !You just shut up!

The little girl was outraged, so she posted on the post bar and hung up the Haoqi camp to command Fengmu, and turned to the Valley of the Evil with a new relationship.

The author has something to say: ╮(╯▽╰)╭The cute goddess is talking nonsense again~

The first thing, I saw an author today who said: [If there are ten readers urging for an update that day, I will add a chapter] Jiang Zi, I thought about it, it seems feasible~ Do you want to try it?

The second thing, silly mother, I want to finish it with [-] words, but the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny. I don’t think I can finish writing [-] words... I can’t just let stupid maple fill the silly mother Are you drunk?so. . .I will try my best to finish writing this month~ If I don't make it--bite me if you have the ability!

The third thing, I am thinking about what to write next.Cultivation of Immortals abuse or urban favorite or future favorite?Or maybe Cen Quemo and Wei Lingjue's stalks were pulled out to write a rebirth time travel or something? (￣～￣) We have the right to speak, but I won’t change my mind, so that’s it.Don't accept it and bite me!

The fourth thing, (seems like a lot of nonsense?) This is today's update, don't think there will be another update! ╮(╯▽╰)╭Broken sleep!