Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze knew that Wang Yifeng, that shameless guy, was definitely not a gentleman.Sure enough, as soon as the clothes were taken off, there were several red marks on the chest, and one was even printed on the collarbone, which might be seen in clothes with a slightly lower neckline.

This idiot doesn't even know how to restrain himself when he does bad things!

"Stupid." Xie Ze looked at himself in the mirror full of hickeys, and cursed with a smile, without any hint of anger.Wang Yifeng, you dare to kiss secretly, I see if you will suffocate if you keep sneaking like this.

Wang Yifeng, who was folding the quilt and pulling the sheets, sneezed, and looked towards the bathroom with a guilty conscience.It was just a few kisses, the silly mom wouldn't know that he made those marks, would she?

But Wang Yifeng is also very wronged, he just slept on the silly mother's bed for one night, and the silly mother actually wants to wash the sheets, how disgusted he is! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Xie Ze came out after taking a shower, and was amused when he saw Wang Yifeng's aggrieved expression.You are still wronged, didn't take advantage of last night's bargain or what?

Wang Yifeng felt guilty when he saw Xie Ze, but Xie Ze walked out with his upper body naked for the first time!Guilty and coveted, Wang Yifeng took a sneaky glance at him under the cover of the sheet, feeling his nose was a little hot.

"There are bugs in the house." Xie Ze gave Wang Yifeng a half-smile look, and said in a serious manner on purpose, "I'll buy some dichlorvos later, and spray it at home."

Wang Yifeng withdrew his small eyes in a jerk.Is this the rhythm to poison me? !That is to say, I couldn't help kissing a few times, er, probably maybe even moved my hands, why don't I be so ruthless!

But the silly mother defines this as being bitten by bugs, probably because she doesn't know that this is his masterpiece? <(￣︶￣)>

"Well, the husky is still young, and Dichlorvos will poison it to death." Please don't poison this unlucky hooligan bug. QQ

Xie Ze lowered his head to think, and nodded lightly in Wang Yifeng's expectant eyes. "Too."

Wang Yifeng breathed a sigh of relief, even the nosebleed that almost came out was scared back. (*/ω＼*) My silly mother is so gentle, kind, beautiful and knowledgeable (heavy fog)~

"Then send the husky to Su Mian to raise for a few days, and I will also move out for a few days to disinfect the house."

"..." So you want to leave me alone at home and poison me? T_TWang Yifeng complained tearfully, "Silly mother, you are ruthless and unreasonable! Huskies are so small! You will catch a cold if you hug them! And Su Mian will raise the cat to death!"

"Who is ruthless and unreasonable?" Xie Ze searched for a long time, and finally found a piece of clothing that can cover the collarbone tightly, "Su Mian likes small reptiles, and she raises them—should be better than you anyway. .”

In tears, Wang Yifeng silently pulled the sheet and floated to the front of the washing machine, then stuffed the sheet in mournfully. "What the hell are reptiles! How can my son be raised by a girl! What if he is molested!"

"Then how can your son be raised by a man? What if he is molested?" Xie Ze changed his clothes and went to grab Wang Yifeng's collar, "Go back and pack your things."

"..." Wang Yifeng straightened his back and looked at Xie Ze, "It's an honor to be molested by you, so can you not pack me up and throw me out? It's because I'm the husky's father."

A husky crawling to the door to beg for food: "Meow~" (Shameless? Even sell your son!)

Xie Ze gave him a blank look, walked to the door and picked up Husky to make milk powder.

In fact, Xie Ze didn't really intend to throw Wang Yifeng out, after all, Wang Yifeng's ability to take care of himself is really--horrible.Really threw him out, Xie Ze was afraid that he would starve to death at his gate.

I really wonder how he survived the first 20 years.

Wang Yifeng felt that his status in the family was almost inferior to Huskies.The silly mother first made milk powder for the husky when she got up in the morning, and after washing herself, she could only sit in front of the dining table and stare and watch sadly.

But silly mom still had a stomachache yesterday!Wang Yifeng looked at it for a while, and began to dislike Huskies.Such a big cat!I can't even eat by myself!Don't be ashamed!Do not lose the cat! "Silly mom, go and have breakfast, I'll feed it."

Xie Ze glanced at him, full of suspicion.

Wang Yifeng firmly carried Husky from his mobile phone, and took the opportunity to shamelessly rub the back of his hand. (*/ω＼*) The silly mother's hand feels so comfortable to the touch!

Wang Yifeng, whose heart was so turbulent, tried his best to put on a straight face: "Silly mother, go and have breakfast quickly, don't have a stomachache again."

Xie Ze glanced at him, hummed, and stood up to wash his hands and eat breakfast.

Why is the silly mother acting so cold!We reconciled yesterday and tomorrow night, hey!Convex (｀⌒メ) Convex at night~~~(*/ω＼*) So Wang Yifeng is rippling again~

It doesn't matter, if you are shameless and shameless, you still have to stay in the stupid mother's house and climb into the stupid mother's bed!In the future, I will work hard to learn how to cook and cook for my silly mother!

Well, this ambition is great, as long as it doesn't aggravate Xie Ze's stomach problems.

Xie Ze served his own bowl of porridge, and looked back at Wang Yifeng who was squatting to feed the cat. When he came back to his senses, Wang Yifeng's porridge had already been served.

The terminally ill wife-protecting madman Xie Ze looked at the spoon in his hand, silently despised himself in his heart, and still took out the porridge and put it on the table.Then when Wang Yifeng ran over after feeding the cat, he slammed his unwashed paws with chopsticks to vent his anger.

Wang Yifeng: It is my honor to be beaten by a silly mother~ d=(▽｀)=b

To Wang Yifeng, face is a luxury.

Although Xie Ze was always threatening Wang Yifeng to get him out, Wang Yifeng refused to leave, and Xie Ze didn't really throw him and his things out.On the contrary, he taught him how to act in the play, and even cooperated with this idiot in the game to show affection, which made Wang Yifeng flattered by ♂ and astonished~

But this time Wang Yifeng ran to read the novel of "Blood Color" and the script Su Mian gave him very seriously, and took the initiative to go to Xie Ze to ask him for advice, and then stared at Xie Ze unrepentantly, without listening to a word.

"...This is the breaking point of the relationship between Wei Lingjue and Cen Quemo. Cen Quemo knows that his father is using him...Wang Yifeng? Where are you looking?"

Wang Yifeng withdrew his eyes and straightened his face. "I'm looking at the computer screen. Silly mother, you just said that the monster and the researcher are a couple."

...I didn't say the word monster at all just now! ! !

"So where were you looking with your head down?"

<(￣︶￣)> I was peeking at the thing under the collar of the silly mother... "Cough! I didn't look at anything! Silly mother, do you feel a little hot today?"

"Well, there are a lot of bugs lately." Xie Ze glanced at him and slapped the printed script on his forehead. "I won't be at home from tomorrow, you and Huskies will survive on your own."

Wang Yifeng, who was enjoying himself playing hooligans just now, immediately widened his eyes. "Silly mother, are you going to abandon your husband and son and run away from home?! Do you have the heart?! The husky is still so young!"

Is this how the word abandon husband and son is used? (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Xie Ze looked at him expressionlessly, "Be patient."

Wang Yifeng tugged at the corner of Xie Ze's clothes mournfully. "Silly mother, don't abandon me~ Where are you going to take me with you~ I promise not to cause trouble~ Look at that Sanhua, you can see that she has no good intentions!"

Sanhua laying on the gun: Ah Choo!

Xie Ze turned his head to look at him with a half-smile. "you sure?"

Wang Yifeng nodded sharply.

Xie Ze smiled. "I go home."

Wang Yifeng of Petrochemical: Did I say anything just now?Have it?Have it?Have it?

Xie Ze showed a bewildered smile, the dimples on his cheeks were slightly sunken, and Wang Yifeng was completely froze and unable to think. "So, are you going to go home with me to meet your parents?"

Wang Yifeng nodded unconsciously.Well, even if he wasn't fooled by the silly mother's beauty, his IQ wouldn't be of much use. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Xie Ze stood up with a smile, patted Wang Yifeng's head, as if he was stroking a big wolf dog, then deliberately lowered his voice and approached his ear, spraying hot breath on the base of Wang Yifeng's neck. "Then go pack your things."

The wandering Wang Yifeng obediently went back to pack his clothes, and almost stuffed the husky directly into the suitcase.

"Meow!" (What will I do if you leave! I'm still young!)

Wang Yifeng woke up with a jolt, put down the husky and covered his face.The silly mother talks as soon as she talks, why do you get so close!It looks like I'm about to kiss you!

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng who was walking away in a daze, and dialed Su Mian's number in a good mood.

"Hello? Idiot, you always thought of calling me? I'm so flattered! Tell me if you can use me! I will spare no effort..." Su Mian, do you want to be so flattering?

"To shut up."

"...I was wrong. What happened?"

"Well... I'll go back on eleventh."

"∑(;°Д°)!! Didn't you say that you would chase after your wife and not go home?! I have already reported it to my aunt!"

Xie Ze said calmly, "Take your wife back."

"..." Su Mian almost knelt down, "Are you sure? You are coming out publicly! Although my uncle and aunt already knew about it, but—"

"I know." Xie Ze paused, looking at the wall in Wang Yifeng's direction, "You also come to my house for a few days, and you can handle whatever my parents ask you."

This means, you haven't won it yet?Haven't taken off what to bring home! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

The irritable and resentful Su Mian obediently agreed. "Well. Brother, you actually—"

"how?"

"Come on." Su Mian hung up the phone with tears in her eyes.In fact, she wanted to say, brother, you can just fuck him directly!What's the trouble! wxya

Xie Ze curled his lips and went to hug Husky.I sent it to a pet store for a few days, and I don't know if this guy will not recognize him when he comes back, because he is so young after all.

How could he not understand what Su Mian meant?But Wang Yifeng, once he confesses himself, he will go to heaven!

The author has something to say: ╮(╯▽╰)╭There is a small theater on Valentine’s Day Over~