Silly mother, your brick fell

So can you play the flute?

Can you play the flute?

Do you play the flute?

……

……

Wang Yifeng's brain was instantly poisoned by the sound of Wang Yifeng's flute, and his face was full of lovelessness.Originally, when meeting someone who also played Jisan in reality, he should have a feeling that he would meet an old acquaintance after a long drought and encounter sweet dew in a foreign land, and would like to talk at night by candlelight, but why doesn't he feel happy at all now?

"Sorry, I don't know how to play the flute, I only know how to sing Little Apple." Wang Yifeng violently tugged at the messy hair on his head.

Xie Ze saw that he was almost amused, and stretched his long arm through a pocket.

"A school girl asked me to help you. She said that she has something to do today and can't do it for you in person."

"Sister?!" Wang Yifeng snatched the bag and opened it, followed by a look of resentment, "Why doesn't my daughter-in-law come by herself, and find someone who is more handsome than me to deliver it, what's the matter?"

"You are enough, you have a wife! Don't always live in your own fantasy!" Another book was thrown out of the back window, and it barely brushed Wang Yifeng's shoulder and fell to the ground with a thud.

Wang Yifeng was simply irritable.

Xie Ze raised his eyebrows slightly, looked at Wang Yifeng back and forth ten times with sizing eyes from top to bottom, bottom to top, left to right, right to left, and finally spoke before he was about to explode.

"Shouldn't you be glad that the school girl didn't come?"

Wang Yifeng glanced blankly at Xie Ze, then silently lowered his head to look at his flip flops, facing the wind with tears streaming down his face.

Fortunately, the daughter-in-law didn't see TAT.

(No, your wife saw it.) Su Mian interpreted Wang Yifeng's expression, and couldn't stop laughing while complaining in her heart.

Xie Ze calmly watched Wang Yifeng cry alone, expressionlessly planning what to do when he went back.

Silently likes Wang Yifeng Gui Momo likes Wang Yifeng, but he firmly can't stand acting stupid with Wang Yifeng, especially in the downstairs dormitory where everyone gathers in the school.

Su Mian saw Xie Ze ruthlessly and unreasonably leaving her behind and leaving, trying to hold back her laughter while following behind and yelling. "Hey brother! Brother! Wuyi silly mother wait for me, you! We just said that it will be divided fifty-fifty after it is done!"

Xie Ze stopped and glanced at her. "Are you short of money? May I ask my aunt?"

Su Mian kept silent, stood still every minute, crossed her hands in front of her lower abdomen, showed a gentle smile at a 15-degree angle, and slightly tucked her chin. "Brother, I suddenly remembered that there is still a later stage that I haven't finished. I'm going back to school first. Brother, go on your way, don't send it off. There is no rush for the new drama, you can record it slowly."

After finishing speaking, Su Mian with an elegant and gentle expression [I am a snow lotus flower on the mountain that day ~ a wave in the waves ~] turned around with a gentle smile, and walked away gracefully with small steps.

Wang Yifeng was dumbfounded when he saw Su Mian transforming into a lady every minute. ⊙▽⊙ Guliang, it's a pity that you don't win an Oscar with your level.

After maintaining this state →［⊙▽⊙］ for 1 minute, Wang Yifeng came back to his senses, hurriedly chasing after Xie Ze’s ass while using his precious brain that was usually used to mold Thinking about how to escape from the graduate dormitory and forcibly go to Xie Ze's house.

Xie Ze was a little nervous because of the sound of flipping sandals.

"Wang Yifeng, stop. What the hell are you trying to do?!" Don't tease labor and management, please!

"You promised to take me in!" Wang Yifeng said confidently.

"When? I don't have a good memory." Xie Ze said nonsense with a blank face.

Wang Yifeng said in his heart: Just tell me you forgot what happened a few minutes ago!Are you a goldfish? !Dare you not be shameless!

Xie Ze glanced at him, then at him again, became ruthless, then ruthless, and finally sighed in resignation.

"121, Building 1702, District A of Dianyuan Villa, I cleaned it up and found it myself." After speaking, he glanced at Wang Yifeng's big blue underpants, and then at his black flip-flops, "I'm a clean freak, so don't even think about entering the house like this. "

Wang Yifeng stretched his neck and looked at Xie Ze's back, with a scheming smile on his face.Just now a hot girl called you Wuyi silly mother, do you think I didn't hear?It's not a problem to live in the house of the male god you admire! At this time, it's not a problem to be shameless, to stalk, to kill, and to be shameless!

So Wang Yifeng!What's so great about you being shameless? Hey!

Wang Yifeng held the brochure and laughed all the time, so that the people in the dormitory next door dared not let him go upstairs.

For a dead house star like Wang Yifeng, the most important thing to move is a computer, and he doesn't take other things seriously.So that night he moved the computer to Xie Ze's house in a hurry. Out of human (zhuang) way (bi) main (xin) righteousness (tai), he also specially wore a white T-shirt and light blue jeans, chic He took out 500 yuan from his pocket as his rent.

As far as Xie Ze’s house is concerned, with its greenery and fine decoration, a bed costs tens of thousands of yuan. For 500 yuan, just rent a toilet to cool off. -_-###

Xie Ze looked at his crumpled 500 yuan, took it without changing his face, leaned sideways on the door frame of the guest room to watch Wang Yifeng move things, and gave him three chapters by the way.

"You are not allowed to bring any food with a strong smell back. You must change into slippers when you enter the door, and the slippers must be washed every day. There must be no peculiar smell on your body, and you are not allowed to find underwear that has not been washed the next day in the room. You are not responsible for other hygiene, but your room is clean every day. Clean it at least twice a week, and throw out the garbage every day. You have bathing facilities and a balcony in your room, don’t use mine. Use your own cups and chopsticks. After eating, you must wipe the table and chairs back to their original places. bit."

This is not three chapters of the agreement, there are ten fucking chapters, okay?

While Wang Yifeng disliked Xie Ze's furry hair, at the same time he felt that his stupid mother had to kneel and lick him, and he couldn't be more entangled.

"Also, you are not allowed to enter my room." Xie Ze felt that what he had said was almost done, and Wang Yifeng would not be able to stand it any longer. "If there are other questions, I will communicate with you again."

Wang Yifeng also wanted to ask how the utility bills would be calculated, but when he looked up, he saw Xie Ze return to the room, and the door was closed and locked with a snap.

Labor and management don't eat people, and a big man still locks the door.

Touching his nose, the things were almost moved, Wang Yifeng looked at the closed door and wondered if he had offended the silly mother.But, who cares d=(▽｀)=b Anyway, labor and management have already entered the room.

Huh?Is this how to enter a room?It's okay. It's not important.

The guest rooms here are all complete, with independent bathrooms, balconies, computer desks, desks and bookshelves, and there is a cloakroom next to it, but it is empty inside.Especially the bed, two meters wide, Wang Yifeng was so excited that he almost jumped on it, his face was full of pride.

Back in the room, Xie Ze leaned his back against the door, put his right fist on his forehead, and let out a long breath.

When something like this happened, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

But the person he has liked for many years is right in front of him, how could he refuse so cruelly?

Xie Ze decided to think about the truth of Su Mian's claim that he had a tendency to self-torture.But before that—move the computer desk the other way.

Change the direction of the computer desk so that the back of the computer is facing the direction of the guest room, so that if Wang Yifeng is also sitting in front of the computer, the two of them will feel as if they are sitting face to face.

This kind of obscurity, or even dark thoughts, made Xie Ze feel a surge of joy, and even the tone of Weibo was a little different from before.

Xie Wuyi V: No new dramas for now.Another: The assessment criteria for club recruitment has been released, don't miss it. ∥Qingshui Chinese Cabbage: To celebrate the National Day of the 48481748th National Day, the club [Baozi Shop next door] is recruiting new people. Please don’t rush over carelessly to Xiaogong Xiaoshou with a nice voice! ~(≧▽≦)/~ For specific time requirements, please see the announcement on the homepage of YY: [-]. PS: I heard that it is also recruiting for the later stages of planning. [email protected] planning Su Mian God assists @波波家男神是失怪@蒸酱炒蛋蛋蛋@谢无衣@曼果班截@清水大草草@后达夏夏

My clothes are gone: The Baozi shop is recruiting new buns, oh, oh, oh, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going

My clothes are so arrogant: I wonder if the silly mother will recruit new ones?Wait online!

Xie's general attack: Silly mother, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!Give birth to a litter!I'm an idiot who stays here no matter if the silly mother goes or not!

Planning Su Mian God assists and replies to Xie's general attack: Idiot mother will go~~~ It is said that she will sacrifice her life~~~

Planning Su Mian's assist and replying to Xie's general attack: Sorui, I slipped my hand just now~~It's a voice~~~

Xie Jiameng Mengda: @计算Su Mian God assists Su Mian, great hand slippery!

Upstairs are all affected by: @组织Su Mian God assists Su Mian, great hand slippery! +1

Feng Mu: Actually...I...have been...pregnant with a silly mother's baby...

My ears are pregnant: @组织苏翠神 assists Su Mian, great hand slippery! +10086

Xie Ze originally just wanted to refresh Weibo, so he took a quick look, but when he saw Wang Yifeng's words, he broke his breath and coughed violently.

Wang Yifeng, you are a fucking man, do you know that?

You want to give birth to another man, do you know that?

And that man is still opposite you.

Planned Su Mian God assists and replies to Feng Mu: Oh, hey gay, are you stuck at the silly mother's house?Pregnant so soon?

Su Mian's reply erupted into howls of wolves, and Wang Yifeng sounded like something.

Fengmu replied and planned Su Mianshen's assist: What is Lai, ╮(╯▽╰)╭ I'm cohabiting with my silly mother, how about cohabitation.Do you understand you little girl, you are too young to hold back your words.

Xie Ze couldn't stand it.

Is this how the word cohabitation is used? !

Planner Su Mian God assisted and replied to Feng Mu: I am young and I don’t wear old man’s shorts either hahahahahahahaha I am not afraid of Huang Daxian

Mastermind Su Mian assisted and responded to Feng Mu: This world is so magical that men can conceive children [Laughing up to the sky and falling under the table] Do you think this is a boy's article?

Fengmu replied and planned Su Mianshen's assist: What kind of gay, a straight laborer, as straight as a 2B pencil!

Planner Su Mianshen assists and replies to Feng Mu: Yes, yes, the ambition of a straight man has now become to give birth to a man. [Laughing almost out of breath]

Feng Mu replied and planned Su Mian's assist: ... Bah!

The author has something to say: Please leave a message if you are so cute=￣ω￣=I recorded Lao Wang’s flute sound for welfare~~~Langer Ligelang