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The wine in the world cannot make the gods drunk, but the wine sent by Monkey King is made of precious materials collected by a wine-making monster from various caves and even the fairy world. Passed out.

Yang Jian is not good at drinking. When Miao Zhichen unsealed the wine, he got a little drunk just by smelling it. Then he dipped his finger in some wine and tasted it. After tasting, he became drunk.

After Yang Jian was drunk, he was much gentler than usual. He stared at Miao Zhichen bewilderedly, and smiled lightly, which was a smile that Yang Jian rarely had under normal conditions.

Miao Zhichen tested the temperature of Yang Jian's forehead with the back of his hand, and said, "Erlang, you're drunk."

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Yang Jian's face was flushed, and his reaction was slow because he was not sober. He kept looking at Miao Zhichen, which made Miao Zhichen feel itchy and hot all over.

Miao Zhichen took a sip of wine by himself, leaned down and kissed Yang Jian, and passed the wine to the other party. Yang Jian choked and coughed until his eyes filled with tears. The corners of his mouth slipped down, and he slowly slid down his neck into the undershirt.

Miao Zhichen took off his coat and fanned himself with his hands.

Miao Zhichen had never seen what a drunk Yang Jian looked like. When Sun Xiaohou sent the altar of wine, he was planning to get Yang Jian drunk, but he didn't expect that Yang Jian's drinking capacity was so bad that he could barely smell the wine. The taste will be drunk.

Miao Zhichen pinched Yang Jian's face and said, "Fortunately, I still wanted to get you drunk, which saved me a lot of trouble."

Yang Jian held Miao Zhichen's wrist, and asked lazily, "Why do you want to get me drunk?" He spoke much slower than usual, with a slight nasal sound, giving people a very obedient feeling.

Miao Zhichen said: "I just want to see if you will go crazy after being drunk, such as hugging me and kissing me forcefully, such as having sex after drinking."

Yang Jian didn't seem to understand the meaning of this sentence, and said blankly: "Oh."

Miao Zhichen kissed Yang Jian's nose affectionately, and asked, "Do you want to try?"

Yang Jian asked, "Try what?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Sex after drinking."

Yang Jian said, "Oh."

Miao Zhichen only thought that Yang Jian had acquiesced, and he was elated, he boldly picked up Yang Jian, and put Yang Jian on the bed before he couldn't carry him and they fell down together. At this moment, he was very grateful that the cabin was small enough. Otherwise, you will lose face.

Yang Jian rolled around on the bed and said uncomfortably, "It's hot."

Miao Zhichen smiled and said, "I'll help you undress."

Yang Jian said, "Okay."

Yang Jian spread out his limbs and lay on his back in a "big" shape. Miao Zhichen went to unbutton Yang Jian. Every time an inch of skin was exposed, he lowered his head and sucked a mark on the skin.After untiing his clothes, Miao Zhichen went to pull Yang Jian's waistband, and headed towards the mysterious triangle area he had been thinking about day and night, but the waistband was only half untied, and he suddenly heard Yang Jian say, "Why did you leave when you were in the East China Sea? "

Miao Zhichen shook his hand, did Yang Jian remember it?But when he looked at Yang Jian's face, he realized that Yang Jian had fallen asleep and was talking in sleep.

Miao Zhichen really wanted to wake Yang Jian up to ask what happened, but he couldn't bear to disturb the sleeping person, so he could only look at his upright crotch silently, and continued with the work in hand, helping Yang Jian remove all the clothes, He simply wiped his face and feet, and then pulled the quilt over him.

Hey, it's been a long night and I don't want to sleep, so give yourself a shot.

Miao Zhichen was refreshed after masturbating himself, and then returned to the cabin to find that Xiaotiangou had occupied the magpie's nest, and fell asleep on the bed, curled up into a huge ball of black and white fur, next to Yang Jian.

Miao Zhichen pinched the dog's ears, trying to wake up the stupid dog and drive it away, but the dog jumped to the end of the bed in a daze, then lay down at Yang Jian's feet, but refused to leave.

Xiao Tianquan smelled of alcohol all over, and he thought that the amount of alcohol he had was following Yang Jian, and he was drunk after half a bowl.Miao Zhichen had no choice but to let it occupy a place on the bed, and lay on the outside of the bed, hugging Yang Jian to sleep.

On this day, Huaguoshan was shrouded in a strong smell of wine, and everyone was drunk.

When the morning sun fell on the top of the mountain and illuminated the world, there was the sound of drums beating in the sky.

Yang Jian sat up abruptly and threw the quilt to the side. He didn't pay attention to Miao Zhichen and Xiao Tiangou, causing them and the dog to be thrown out of the bed together wrapped in the quilt.

Miao Zhichen yelled in pain, and the Xiaotian dog circled and scratched its tail for no apparent reason.

Yang Jian: "...what are you doing?"

Miao Zhichen said, "You threw us out of bed and asked what we were doing, who was playing the drums outside?"

Yang Jian said, "Heavenly Soldiers."

"Heavenly Soldiers?" Miao Zhichen folded the quilt, "What are the Heavenly Soldiers doing in Huaguo Mountain? You don't want to come and attack Big Brother just because he beat up a Nantian Gate guard."

Yang Jian said, "I don't know, go out and have a look."

When the two of them left the wooden house together, they saw that Sun Wu was wearing a pair of golden armor with locks, a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, and a pair of lotus root silk cloud shoes, standing majestically on the top of the mountain, with a horse riding The heavenly generals who follow Tianma confront each other.

That day will be the giant spirit god, another gatekeeper of Nantianmen, he said to Sun Wukong: "Bi Mawen, are you guilty?"

Sun Wukong smiled instead of anger, and said, "What is my fault?"

The giant spirit god said: "You injured the general, left your post without permission, and even broke into the Dragon Palace before that, all of them are serious crimes!"

Sun Wukong said: "Among the three realms, no one can condemn my old grandson."

The giant spirit shouted loudly, "Puhou is so bold!"

Sun Wukong said: "If you kneel down to your grandpa grandpa, grandpa grandpa will let you leave Huaguo Mountain alive."

The Giant Spirit God was originally a bad-tempered person, so how could he stand up to such an aggressive general like Monkey King, who raised his horse rein and swung his ax to attack Monkey King.Sun Wukong didn't take this giant spirit seriously. With a golden cudgel, he danced vigorously, and within a few strokes he beat the giant spirit to the head, and fled away on a celestial horse.

The giant spirit god shouted: "You wait!"

Sun Wukong shouted: "You go to Tiangong to move the rescuers, my grandson is waiting here!"

Sun Wukong flew down from the top of the mountain, met Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian, and said, "The old Jade Emperor is so boring that he sent such a thing to capture my grandson."

Yang Jian said: "The Giant Spirit God didn't come alone."

Sun Wukong looked up at the sky, and behind the clouds there were a large number of heavenly soldiers hidden. He smiled and said, "If you want to fight, you have to fight. I'm so drunk that I'm dull. It's time to exercise."

Miao Zhichen knew that this battle was just a warm-up for the riot in the Heavenly Palace, and it didn't start at all. The Jade Emperor would eventually compromise and ask Monkey King to go to the Heavenly Palace, and make him the Monkey King.But before that, Sun Wukong will defeat the giant spirit god and Nezha first, and frighten the Jade Emperor.Mentioning Nezha, Miao Zhichen thought of the little meatball in "Nezha Navigating the Sea", clinging to him all day long and calling him daddy, he didn't know what that brat boy looked like now.

As expected by the three of them, not long after the Giant Spirit God retreated, Nezha came on the Hot Wheels.

Nezha still looks like a seven or eight-year-old child. He is very delicately carved in powder and jade. He is carrying a sharp gun and holding a circle of heaven and earth. He said in a childlike voice: "Sun Wukong, I am the third prince of Nezha. You can capture it without your hands." .”

Monkey King laughed and said: "Hey, why did the old Jade Emperor send you such a baby to fight? Old Sun doesn't beat children, so you go and call your father."

Nezha said, "I'm not a child."

Monkey King couldn't stop laughing, and said: "You are not as tall as I have long legs, what is it if you are not a child?"

Because Nezha used lotus root to reshape his golden body, he maintained his appearance at the age of seven in this life, and it is impossible for him to grow up again. He also hated people calling him a child in front of him, so he immediately put on a stern face. Throw the universe circle at Monkey King!

Sun Wukong inserted the golden cudgel into the Qiankun circle, and flicked it vigorously, but threw the Qiankun circle towards Nezha. When Nezha waved, the Qiankun circle returned to his arm and shrank into a bracelet.

Nezha said, "Hmph, counting how good you are, I'm going to be serious."

Sun Wukong said: "If the old grandson hurts you, don't cry. I am most afraid of the baby crying."

Nezha said, "You're the one who is crying!"

Nezha was waiting to fight Monkey King again, but Miao Zhichen rushed between the two and separated them.

Nezha asked with his hands on his hips, "Who are you? Why are you blocking my way?"

Miao Zhichen asked back, "Who do you think I am?"

Nezha tilted his head, pouted slightly, racked his brains and said, "Eh? I seem to know you, no, I don't know you."

Miao Zhichen opened his hands to Nezha and said, "Come here."

Nezha didn't know why, so he asked, "What are you going to do?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Hold me, I haven't hugged you for a long time."

Nezha blinked, for some reason, he listened to Miao Zhichen's words inexplicably, and walked towards Miao Zhichen slowly, until Miao Zhichen picked him up, and he hugged Miao Zhichen's body naturally. neck.

This embrace is so familiar, Nezha thought so, and put his head on Miao Zhichen's shoulder.

Both Sun Wukong and Yang Jian were stunned. This was obviously a battle scene, but suddenly the style of painting turned into a father and son's warm daily life.

Miao Zhichen is betting, he is betting that Nezha and Yang Jian will be in the same pattern, that is, forget him in another story but the goodwill in the previous story will directly continue to another story.In "Nezha Navigating the Sea", Miao Zhichen is the first person Nezha saw after he was born. Nezha has always relied on him as a father. Compared with Li Jing, a real father, Nezha is closer to him much.

Miao Zhichen has feelings for Nezha. Although this little boy is a brat with excess energy, this will not make Miao Zhichen's love for Nezha any less.Nezha will not be Monkey King's opponent, and Nezha himself has an unyielding character. In a real fight, Nezha will definitely suffer and be injured. He can't turn a blind eye to it.So Miao Zhichen stepped forward, he wanted to interrupt the battle, luckily he made the right bet.

Nezha played with a lock of Miao Zhichen's hair and asked, "Who are you? Well, I always think I've seen you before, but I can't remember."

Miao Zhichen said: "If you can't remember it, don't think about it. I am Miao Zhichen, a mortal."

Nezha said, "Oh, maybe Master lost some of my memories when he rebuilt my golden body,"

Miao Zhichen kissed Nezha's hair, and said, "Good boy."

With Miao Zhichen's disturbance, Sun Wukong and Nezha couldn't fight each other.

Nezha liked Miao Zhichen very much, and pulled Miao Zhichen to chat with him, talking about how he killed the third prince of the Dragon King, and how he rebuilt his golden body. A small peacock can be found to show off.

Miao Zhichen listened with a smile on his face, feeding Nezha a grape and an apple from time to time, which narrowed Nezha's eyes happily.

Although Nezha wanted to chat with Miao Zhichen again, he had been here for too long, and Li Jing would be suspicious if he didn't go back.

Nezha said to Sun Wukong: "Hmph, I won't arrest you for Zhichen's sake. It's not that I'm afraid of you."

Sun Wukong said: "Come on, baby, hurry up and find your father."

Nezha jumped and said, "I'm not a milk baby!" He turned to Yang Jian again, with two blushes on his face, and said to his fingers, "Zhenjun, can I go to Guanjiangkou to play with you when I'm free."

Yang Jian said, "Okay."

Nezha was happy now, stepped on the Hot Wheels and flew back to the Tianbing camp, telling Li Jing that Monkey King was too good at beating him and beat him to the ground.In the team led by Li Jing, Nezha had the highest cultivation and was the best at fighting. Even Nezha was no match, let alone others. He immediately ordered to retreat, and hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers returned to the Heavenly Palace in a mighty manner.

As soon as Nezha left, Monkey King and Yang Jian came to question Miao Zhichen.

Sun Wukong said: "Second brother, how did you know that milk doll?"

Miao Zhichen said, "It's a long story."

Yang Jian said, "To make a long story short."

Miao Zhichen: "..." This dialogue really happened more than once!

Sun Wukong and Yang Jian were wondering how Miao Zhichen knew Nezha, and Miao Zhichen was also angry at why Nezha and Yang Jian had become so unfamiliar.

In "Nezha Navigating the Sea", the roles played by Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian are Nezha's father and mother respectively. Nezha admires Yang Jian very much. Zha can be regarded as connivance.And after Nezha became a disciple of Daoist Taiyi, Yang Jian also promised to visit Nezha often. It stands to reason that the relationship between Yang Jian and Nezha should be very good.

Miao Zhichen is not a character in the mythical world. When he leaves the story of "Nezha Navigating the Sea", Nezha's memory about him will be erased, but Yang Jian is really a member of the mythology. Could it be that Yang Jian Will the memories related to Nezha and the other party also be erased?

Miao Zhichen really wanted to ask Taibai Jinxing about this matter, but it was impossible to use the water mirror technique in front of Monkey King and Yang Jian.

Regarding the acquaintance with Nezha, Miao Zhichen made up a random reason and got away with it. He said that he was born with an affinity and was liked by children. He was just trying to see if his charm could work for Nezha. If it works, Sun Wukong can handle Nezha in minutes, and if it works, he can avoid a fight and even pull Nezha to his own camp. Anyway, there is no loss.

Sun Wukong believed Miao Zhichen's reasons, but Yang Jian didn't believe it at all. He intuitively felt that Miao Zhichen was hiding many things from him. These things must have involved himself, Nezha, and many, many things.But he didn't ask Miao Zhichen, if he wants to say something one day, he will say it eventually, if he doesn't want to say it, then forget it.