Mecha and God

"This is simulated reality again? Well done." I threw my coat on the ground and sat down on the edge of the bed, suddenly wanting to drink iced Coke to calm down.As soon as I had this idea, I realized that there was an open can of Coke under my feet.

I stare at the cold air wafting from the can for five seconds.

Then four words flashed in my mind: what you say is what you say.

This is what Michael said to me when he first appeared in front of me.In real life, anyone who can get these four characters must be a very powerful character, and it is impossible for a small planet like me to raise piglets.

But here is the data world.If my will is the algorithm, then my authority should be above that of Michael.

"I want to smoke." I said.

Michael looked at me strangely: "The dialogue doesn't make sense."

And I stared at the quietly burning Marlboro at my fingertips.It popped up as if it had always been there.

I stood up, feeling like I was beginning to feel a little bit of the world beyond.

Me: "Michael, give me a reason why Longyin is a fallen creature in your eyes?"

Michael: "Mankind is fallen."

Me: "Then what are we?"

Michael: "System."

Me: "But I'm a human being."

Michael: "The human body is just your shell."

Me: "The body? It is understandable that the mecha is the body of the mecha system, but it is unreasonable for humans to be the body of the system. The mecha has no consciousness, it is a pile of steel, but human beings have souls. Can be manipulated by a system?"

Michael: "Error. No permission."

Me: "I don't have authority on this question?"

Michael: "It's me who has no authority over this matter. I'm just your weapon system."

I looked at him for a few seconds and stubbed out the cigarette in the ashtray.

There was no ashtray there.

I went back to the original question: "Michael, Long Yin is someone I like, I will try to fall in love with him, and even have sex with him."

"Error." He replied.

"Why is it wrong?"

"Emotions are complex calculations."

"You have no feelings?"

He nodded very simply and neatly: "I am a weapon system, and I don't need to load the emotion module. The emotion module takes up a lot of calculations and often causes the calculation to crash."

I sneered: "Then let everything collapse."

As soon as I finished speaking, the whole room began to collapse, and I saw endless binary codes behind it from the fallen ceiling fragments.But the shaking of the ground was quickly stabilized.Michael forcibly repaired this virtual world.

"Why do you do that?" he demanded me.

"Because I'm a pervert." I sipped my Coke. "I don't care so much, I want Long Yin. Whether I get it or not depends on fate, but I can't do nothing."

"Coitus is not allowed. Carbon-based organisms copulate for reproduction, and reproduction is to copy the genetic code. That is to say, your offspring will copy the data on your body. I must prevent this from happening."

I felt a deep sense of powerlessness, and I confided in me brightly and sadly about my ups and downs. He told me that copying data would make me unable to urinate in a jug at all.

"Although I don't understand why my descendants are prevented from copying my data... But the problem is, Long Yin and I, we are both male."

Michael pinched his fingers: "... so what?"

"So what? Two men can't have children, there will be no offspring."

Michael counted again, then with a shit face, he turned around and flipped through the book, looked up the information about human reproduction, and then said that the gender or something is really a pain in the ass.He narrowed his eyes thoughtfully: "In our system, we copy it in a blink of an eye, and sometimes upload, download, and sow other people's seeds on ourselves."

"Damn it, once you say it, how can a good exchange of information be a mosaic?"

"In short, I must ensure that any data about you will not be leaked. This is my mission, my king." He clenched the hilt of his sword.

I try to reassure him, "Don't worry, we are gay, there is no next generation, no data leakage - can you let me go out and have crazy sex now? I'm very anxious, I am very anxious, I am very anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious, anxious!" I was so anxious that the little dick was about to drop.

"Does your body really need copulation?" he asked me. "I serve you. If you want to mate, we'll mate."

"Don't be silly, you are just a stream of electrons, you are still mating, you know how to upload and download to plant other people's seeds on yourself all day long."

Michael was silent for a while, "My lord, in the data world, you are nothing more than a stream of electrons. You don't need an entity at all to have sex with you."

"You fucking don't plant seeds on me!"

"You will like it." He said such frenzied words without any waves, then leaned on the long sword, lowered his eyes, and seemed to be singing.

Then I felt someone touch my thigh.

I jumped up in horror and ran to the farthest part of the room from Michael, but the slightly cold feeling of being touched followed with my shadow.Someone was with me, and someone hugged me from behind.

"Where are you going, huh?"

I was stunned.

This is……

Long Yin's voice?

"Is one enough?" Michael sat on the edge of the bed with eyes lowered and motionless, leaning on a long sword, "If one is not enough, there can be ten, one hundred, thousands. Just copy, it's easy."

Following his words, the room was instantly filled with Long Yin!

Long Yin of an army lined up like a domineering president, waiting to face me!

I felt that my hands were held high above my head, some hands caressed my body, some weight was pressed in front of me, some lips kissed my side face, and some hot breath sprayed behind my ears.

All are dragons.

And Michael just sat three meters away from me and watched me quietly.

My heart was run by a thousand grass mud horses!

Damn it, no matter how much I like Long Yin, I can't resist being attacked by a legion of Long Yin!Am I a fucking comfort woman?Michael, tell me if you are my little brother, right?You, as my weapon system, frankly made a lot of Long Yin gang-rape me, oh fuck, and begging for praise with such an upright face!You should make them all wear black silk and then lie down on the bed one by one and beg me to be lucky. Hey!Michael, you have no future like this!

When my face was getting darker, Michael showed off to me indifferently: "It is true that I have no body, but what you want is not the body, but the feeling of joy. Feelings can be affected, visual , hearing, touch, smell, taste. You see images, hear sounds, touch body skin, smell smells, taste tastes... Even if these images, sounds, and human body odors and tastes do not exist, you will think that they are in harmony with Long Yin making love. In fact, it's just that I control the information that enters your nerve center. When your five senses are combined, you have me, and with this space, you have many sweethearts who have sex with you."

I laughed: "Get."

"Are you smiling because you feel comfortable?" Michael asked me calmly.

"It's not. I just already know how to expel you... Increase Law [-] and reduce Michael's authority level."

Michael's expression changed drastically.

"Increase rule two: You cannot appear without my call."

Michael stood up with a betrayed look on his face.

"Additional rule three: The sensory center is temporarily shielded from Michael."

His figure began to fade.

I slapped a torreya: "Now you can get out."

In an instant, Michael disappeared together with this virtual world.

Then the door knocked.

The door kept shaking, but I couldn't see it. At first, I gradually heard the sound. I heard Long Yin calling me to open the door.Then I was dizzy and saw the shower head in the bathroom. The shower head was glowing with warm light, as bright as the sun, and I was still standing under the shower head to take a shower.

Then Long Yin opened the door and came in.I'm f*cking, no, hanging on the ground in the hot shower, the only thing I can do at this moment is to quickly shake my hair and tidy up my hairstyle.

He seemed to be out of breath, and stared at me for a few seconds, forcing me to look away. "You've been in there for a long time."

what can i sayCan I say that just now my younger brother rebelled and made a roomful of you out to gang-rape me, and I gave him a hard pump to let him understand that he can only create a lot of you in the future to make me feel good?

Or are you saying I'm sorry I've been masturbating?

Either way sounds super perverted...

But anyway, masturbating all the time doesn't sound like schizophrenia.So without a word I hurriedly dried myself off, put on my pajamas, and followed him out of the bathroom with my head drooping.

When we got to the door of the bedroom, he stopped suddenly and I bumped into his back.

When I looked up, he happened to hold the door and turn back, "I don't discriminate against perverts."

"Huh?" I looked up, and in the sidelight of the bedside lamp, my male god lowered his head, unable to see his expression clearly.

After a long time, he reached out and touched my head. "Don't be sad."

I was dazed for a few seconds before I realized that he probably felt that I was unhappy that I was always squatting in the bathroom silently.

Yes, yes, I'm just not happy, come on, come on, come on, come on!

"But you won't let me rub my dick, you still call me a pervert, and you want to send me to the alien research center..."

"...Dry your hair quickly and go to bed, it's too late, I'll do it tomorrow."

"Happy!"

"Do it, keep doing it."

I led him into the bedroom by the corner of his clothes.

I feel that a thousand virtual ones are not as good as one real one~