Mecha and God

The next morning I was woken up by the male god.I sat down at the dinner table listless from sleep deprivation and the frustration of what happened last night.I was the one who was delivered to the door and lay flat. I couldn't hold it with so much effort, but my male god was still very calm.He beat me to take a shower, but he didn't even say to me: You are playing with fire.This is a death sentence for a person who is delivered to the door and lies down.I don't think I need to hang out in the small receiving world anymore.When I think that I will never be able to achieve great harmony with the male god in my life, anyone who still has a little humanity will shed tears of sympathy for me.

"Is breakfast not to your liking?"

"No, your cooking is delicious, thank you."

Tosca on the side hummed angrily: "Why is the erhu egg starting to be polite?"

I am very polite, okay, the one who is not polite is obviously my little brother!

When I was going out, the male god stopped me and handed me two thermal lunch boxes.

He pointed to the pink one and said, "This is for Xilou. He was injured and needs to eat lightly."

Then I took out my lunch box: "It's for you."

I remember that I was cut off by that bastard Lu Qi at noon yesterday. I didn't care about anything and started running for my life. I even forgot to go back to find my beloved lunch box.It should still be on the stairs, or be picked up by someone poorer than me.

"So how come you have my lunch box?"

My male god didn't make a sound, but slowly blinked his eyes.His white nictitating membrane receded from his eyelids more visibly than ever, dampening his eyes.

I instantly felt that this flattered me even more than what Sha Zuo said last night. After all, Sha Zuo is just a neighbor next door.But the lunch box, this is the evidence of iron clank!

"You recognize my lunch box, then do you recognize me too..."

"It's nothing to be proud of. I can remember everything that appears in my field of vision, let alone fixed-point timing for three months in a row. Don't you think the significance of this behavior is too obvious?"

"That male god, you fo me?!"

"Will your sentence be extended?"

"..."

"That's right." My male god paused before closing the door, "The prison hasn't been repaired yet, so I still come here to serve my sentence tonight."

It just so happened that the next door, Sha, came out from the left, handcuffed Chuan Bei and pulled him, "Dude, the prison is repaired, you have to squat back inside today."

When he passed by us, he even yelled: "I just met yesterday, and I'm starting to bring love bento today, is this appropriate?"

Chuan Bei chimed in, "Do all your gay talents focus on falling in love? The kind that accelerates the speed of falling in love hundreds of times."

My male god and I fell into a deathly silence amid the sound of Chuanbei's shackles.

Especially my male god.

He looked hopeless.

Just when I felt a little sympathy for him, he just gave me a stare, which made him blush and heartbeat. "Why, I didn't say anything!"

"Then why are you blushing?"

"I do not have it!"

"Did you hear all that just now?"

"I heard nothing! Colonel! I heard nothing!"

"You are different from Chuan Bei. You are abnormal, so you need to be closely monitored and isolated alone."

"I got it, I got it! You don't need to explain anymore!"

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After the morning shift that day, I went to Cavendish to visit the West Building, and brought my male god's bento to him by the way.Xilou's injury was not serious, and the male god kept him at the minimum level where he couldn't get out of bed, and gave the disgraced mecha master a long vacation.Xilou opened the lid of the lunch box on the bed, and wowed, his eyes sparkled: "The god is so good, he can also cook. Neither you nor Chuanbei have ever cooked before."

I felt a hint of threat: "Don't rob my husband."

Xilou glanced at me with a very small Bichi: "Are you a fool? You two go both ways. Ordinary people face three months of stalking and peeping, no matter what they say, they should throw this pervert into prison."

I nodded like a pounding garlic: "I just got out of prison."

Xilou rolled his eyes: "Don't say goodbye to Mi Nuo Nuo, she is the serious kind. Let me give you an example, if someone treats me like that, don't say three months, even three days, I will tell you and Chuan Bei, let you help put a sack on him and beat him for ten and a half months. Normal people would hate death and perverts, okay?"

I raised my face in a low voice: "My male god is indeed a bit more perverted than ordinary people..."

"You're stupid!" Xilou couldn't bear it and put the lunch box on the table, "He went solo for you and Lu Qi, made lunch for you, and even made lunch for me. What am I, I just have something with him Passerby A who met once, but I am the little friend you care about, so he also cares about me. Of course, this is not because he is a pervert, but because he also wants to have a deeper bond with you. "

I actually know a little bit about it, but it’s incredible. I just want to hear more people talk about it, and maybe it will come true when I talk about it.Thinking of this, I stuck out my tongue happily.

"Although it sounds a bit strange, it did happen like this..." Xilou showed a thoughtful expression, "Maybe it's because you squatted on him for three months, paying attention to him silently, and strongly releasing the sense of existence, so that he I think this boy is not bad. He passes by regularly and fixedly every day, because he squats at fixed times every day. So you both flirted with each other very tacitly without a word or eye contact. A seemingly very perverted way, and fix it as a living habit, a fetter of "you molested me every day at noon". I dare say that if you really do it, this will also be this kind of love model."

Although I don't understand it well, it really looks like a wave!I feel like my heart is going to fly!

"Xilou, you are so understanding...why do you know so much about dating!"

Xilou hummed, buried his hairy head and began to eat food in his mouth: "Maybe this is the talent of being a pussy, you know that people like me have nothing but to find a conqueror to fall in love with." way out."

"Don't say that." I snore his head.

Just when Xiao Xilou and I were covered in pink bubbles, that bastard Lu Qi kicked open the door suddenly, and walked in swaggeringly, behind him was still a large group of younger brothers walking sideways.

"Hey, the conditions are very good." Lu Qi looked around the medical room and said eccentrically. "It's amazing that the untouchables are hospitalized."

Cavendish generally did not receive long-term medical treatment from the aborigines. The conquerors felt that this was a waste of medical resources, so the West Building was the only aboriginal in the medical room, and lived with the privates in Chase Shop.There are many people here besides him, who were doing their own thing, but Lu Qi yelled, and they all looked here.

"What do you want to do?" I stood up, and Xilou grabbed the corner of my clothes on the hospital bed. "Have you forgotten the order that Colonel Daedalus gave you?! Don't mess with me again!"

"When is it your turn to convey my order to go up to the peak?" Lu Qi walked up to me with his trouser pockets in his hands and stood still, raising his chin proudly, "Ah... I remember, you are very confident now, Mi Nuo Nuo, there is someone behind you, right? I think it's better not to provoke you for a small role like me."

He tried to push me away with one hand, but I didn't move.

"Why, do I have to get your permission to pick up my mecha master, untouchable?"

"He can't continue to serve you until he recovers. This was agreed last night!"

"Who and who?" Lu Qi sneered. "Are you going to move out your Colonel Longyin?"

"Colonel Daedalus personally promised that he will not be allowed to return to the battlefield if he is not in 100% condition!"

Lu Qi shrugged innocently, "For me, Xiao Xilou... is his name? I am very satisfied with his state. Secondly, how can I let such a small man like me be so sympathetic to flowers and jade? Where is the beauty on the battlefield?"

"You are so fucking despicable!" I raised my fist and punched, Lu Qi easily took it, "Tsk tsk tsk, do you think I will make the same mistake twice? You are too stupid."

As he spoke, he winked, "Take Xilou away."

Some people came up and dragged Xilou off the hospital bed. I couldn't stop them and was subdued in the scuffle.I saw that Xilou was stunned, he knew as well as I did what kind of beast Lu Qi was.

"Wait a minute!" Before Lu Qi walked out of the ward, I stopped him, "You have something to do to me, don't touch my friend."

Lucy turned around.The hands on my shoulders relaxed a little, I stood up awkwardly, and patted my clothes.

"Will you do anything? Including sleeping with me?"

I glanced at Xilou, and there was blood on his forehead again, and his eyes wandered between Lu Qi and me in panic.All of this is because of me, I can't let Xilou be unlucky again and again for three generations.

"I won't even blink my eyes." I replied.

Lu Qi laughed, "I don't want you to die."

"It's easier to die."

"You have nothing to worry about." Lu Qi walked around me twice, "You know that because of my face on the peak, I can neither kill you nor take you to bed, because you are Longyin's exclusive prostitute. He fucks you Does it make you feel good?"

I twitched the corner of my mouth: "Then don't bother you."

Luckey slapped me backhand.

I didn't fight back, I raised my head and stared at him fiercely.

"It's this kind of look again... so beautiful." He wanted to touch my face, took a step back before I dodged subconsciously, and raised his hands, "Ah, I forgot, I can't touch you, I can't hit you, Right? Beating a dog depends on the owner, and just beating a dog is too out of place, right?"

"What kind of tricks do you have, you'd better use them quickly, my rest time is coming soon."

Lu Qi hummed for a long time, then said coldly, "Kneel down."