undercover dad

He Xiaonian went back to the house and changed into a pair of pajama pants. After thinking about it, he bit the bullet and walked to the door of He Xiaobao's room.

He listened through the door for a while, and the "ping-pong, ping-pong" performance of Quan Wu Xing, which was broadcast every night, had already begun in the room.

Generally speaking, the time before going to bed is the time when He Xiaobao develops his monster career to the peak in his magical day, probably because he is unwilling to fall asleep soon, and he needs to spend the rest of the time, He used up all his remaining physical strength, so at this moment, He Xiaobao was extremely crazy!

He Xiaonian hesitated at the door for a long time, gritted his teeth, and was about to open the door when Sun Haiyang ran out naked from the bathroom after taking a shower.

"Fuck!" He Xiaonian was stunned while holding the doorknob.He watched without a word as Sun Haiyang ran naked to his suitcase against the bright lights in the living room, squatted down to open the suitcase and began to rummage through his clothes.

When he replaced Auntie Miao at the beginning, he thought it was inconvenient for young men and women to live together, but now it was replaced by Sun Haiyang... This kid is too fucking convenient!

When I pull out the details tomorrow, I must remember to add one: You must also ensure that you are neatly dressed in the house, and you are not allowed to be naked. The home is not the backstage of a runway show, and you are not a model!A good figure is not such a showman!

However, Sun Haiyang didn't know what He Xiaonian was complaining about him in his heart. He put on a pair of sports shorts and no shirt, turned around and saw He Xiaonian standing at the door of Xiaobao's room staring at him, scratched his head, and walked over.

"Yes, are you going to sleep with Bao?" He asked.

"Well, yes." He Xiaonian put on a cold face, and his tone was a bit blunt.

Sun Haiyang didn't notice He Xiaonian's displeasure, he couldn't help heaving a sigh of relief when he heard the other party say yes, the night was finally coming to an end, and a smile finally appeared on his face at this moment.

"You..." He Xiaonian stared at the smile on his face, hesitated to speak, he thought for a while, and smiled at Sun Haiyang, "You put him to sleep, and you will be fine!"

Then he pushed open the door of Xiaobao's room, and made a gesture of "please come in" to Sun Haiyang.

Sun Haiyang glanced at He Xiaonian, and walked into the room slowly.

In all fairness, He Xiaonian is actually quite handsome, and the way he smiles at him makes people feel refreshed, but for some reason, Sun Haiyang feels a little nervous when he sees him smiling. Into a big pit.

But it turns out that he was thinking too much. There is no big pit ahead, but there are many monsters ahead.

A golden monster flew over from the direction of the bed and hit him on the forehead. The sharp unknown part of the monster's body poked him hard in the face, even painful and frightened, Sun Haiyang let out an "ow". He covered his face and jumped up.

"Brother Haiyang, is my Jin Guqiao good? Hoho!" He Xiaobao jumped up and down excitedly on the bed, grabbed the other monsters on the bed and threw them at Sun Haiyang one by one.

A large wave of monsters fell on Sun Haiyang from the sky like a rain of flowers.

After escaping the violent attack that just opened the door, He Xiaonian quickly rushed into the door, hid behind Sun Haiyang and shouted at Xiaobao: "Xiaobao, put down the things in your hand, stop making trouble! Do you hear me! You Let Second Uncle say something, Brother Haiyang will play with you later!"

Xiaobao didn't listen to him at all, or Xiaobao was so excited that he didn't even realize that someone was talking in the room. He laughed happily "clacking" and grabbed the monsters on the bed and kept attacking his new target, Brother Haiyang.

He Xiaonian lowered his head and huddled behind Sun Haiyang. Sun Haiyang moved left and right in front of him. He had to grab his waist to prevent his shield from getting out of the way and revealing himself.

Sun Haiyang was going crazy. As soon as he entered the door, before he could see the situation in the room clearly, he was hit on the head and face by various unknown monsters flying from the sky. It doesn't matter the shield, but he still has to grab his waist.

The itchy flesh all over his body was concentrated on the waist, and He Xiaonian's warm palm pressed it, itching so much that he wanted to turn around and lift him up the closet.It was estimated that the flesh on his body was too tight and slippery. He Xiaonian was not easy to grasp, so he even pulled the skin on his waist.

"Oh my god!" Sun Haiyang was in so much pain that he was so angry that he finally couldn't help it, raised his arm against He Xiaonian's shoulder and slapped him backwards.

He Xiaonian was not ambiguous, and with his arm, he rushed out of the door and closed the door smoothly.

He held on to the door firmly, and shouted at the people inside through the door: "Ocean, that's it, play with him for a while, he will go to sleep when he is tired from playing, and you will be fine!"

"No, you open the door first! Open the door! Brother! Brother! Open the door!" Sun Haiyang patted the door desperately, screaming in horror, and then heard a click outside the door, which seemed to be locked by He Xiaonian from the outside .

"Hehehehe!" He Xiaobao's smirk came from behind him, piercing his ears like a magic voice, "Haha, you won't be able to escape now!"

Sun Haiyang leaned against the door, turned around slowly, and stared at He Xiaobao who was laughing so fast.

Outside the door, He Xiaonian stared at the bare door and sneered inwardly.

Oh, 7000 yuan!

Open your mouth and dare to ask for 7000 yuan!

It's so easy to make money when you treat it as 7000 yuan!

Stay inside and enjoy your beautiful life with a monthly salary of [-]!

Sao year!

……

The monsters on He Xiaobao's bed were all gone, and the two of them stared at each other and fell into a short truce.

Suddenly, He Xiaobao's eyeballs bulged, and he glanced at the pile of monsters on the ground, and nimbly jumped from the bed to the ground, bending over to pick up the pile of monsters.

Sun Haiyang has already entered a bit of a state at this time, how can he give Xiaobao a second chance to attack, he is tall and long-legged, and he strode to Xiaobao's side with one step, picked him up by the waist, and threw him on the bed .

Xiao Bao couldn't be happier. He likes this kind of opponent with the spirit of resistance and action the most. This way of playing with each other makes him appear to be a little devil with a high gold content.

He immediately stood up on the bed like a carp, jumped up, and rushed over with his fists waving, "Ha-hey, monster, look at me!"

Sun Haiyang quickly stretched out his hand to hold his fist, "Xiaobao, Xiaobao, listen to Brother Haiyang, we don't play and fight, and good boys don't..."

Before he finished speaking, He Xiaobao's other fist had already moved towards his cheek.

With a "boom", he covered half of his face and bent down in pain.

I!Depend on!

A child can beat someone so hard!Will my face be asymmetrical from now on?

Seeing that his fist actually hit Sun Haiyang in the face, Xiaobao immediately realized that he was playing Dafa.

He hurried over and rubbed Sun Haiyang's face with his tender little hands, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" The rough, magical voice just now.

Sun Haiyang's face was painful and numb, and his heart was sad and cold. He grabbed Xiaobao's small fleshy hand and covered his injured face. He was silent for a long time before he let out a sigh.

"Xiaobao, brother can forgive you, but from now on, you have to listen to brother, you know?"

Xiao Bao blinked his big eyes and nodded sensiblely.

"Let's first..." Sun Haiyang took Xiaobao's little hand, he wanted to say, let's clean up the toys in the house first, but after seeing the monsters all over the floor, he felt that it is better not to clean up the toys first, otherwise tonight May not sleep all night.

"Let's...don't make a fuss, spread out your pillows and quilts, let's get ready to sleep, shall we!"

Xiaobao is a child with strong hands-on ability. After Sun Haiyang said this, Xiaobao quickly spread out his little mattress and quilt, picked up his little pillow from some corner on the ground, and I don't know where I found my small pillow cover, and after tidying up, I lay down quietly on the pillow.

Sun Haiyang was very relieved, it was okay, it seemed that as far as sleeping was concerned, he didn't need to worry too much.

He twisted his neck, stretched his waist, relaxed and fell down next to Xiaobao, and let out a long sigh of relief.

But soon, he realized how stupid and naive he was!

Not a minute after he lay beside him, Xiao Bao immediately pressed his small hands on his chest and propped himself up.

His round face appeared above Sun Haiyang's head, with a sweet smile on his face.

The night was dark, and there was no light in the house, only the hazy moonlight outside the window or the blurred light from an unknown building across the street pouring into the room through the screen window, Xiao Bao's little head flicked, and there were vague shadows floating in the house.

Sun Haiyang was enjoying the peace before going to bed with his eyes closed, when he suddenly felt a large area of ​​warm air above his head, he opened his eyes.

Then, he saw a smiling face that looked so cute during the day, but now it looked as scary as the blue-faced kid in the Grudge poster. He suddenly frightened the seven souls out of three souls, turning over like a Like a puppy, he kicked his arms and legs desperately, kicking off the little devil on his body.

"What are you doing? What are you going to do?" He rolled to the side of the bed, hugged the bedside table and roared with fear.

"Brother Haiyang, I haven't sung for you yet, we have to sing a song before going to bed!" He Xiaobao said with a smile, then stood up from the bed, and began to dance with the elasticity of the mattress, singing while dancing: "On the golden mountain in Beijing, light, awn, shine, ten thousand, ten thousand..."

The last bit of energy in his body was probably about to be exhausted, which made his jumping body very unsteady, going forward and backward, left and right, falling down and getting up again.

Every time he tilted his body, Sun Haiyang felt that he would fall on him in the next second. He had to wrap his 1.8-meter-five-foot-high body into a squatting version of Wu Dalang, and tightly protect his head with his hands , By the way, cover the ears that have been suffering from the pain.

But it was useless, the terrifying singing still pierced into his ears without hindrance, shaking his heart.

Little Treasure knows the principle of persevering to the end. Although he was exhausted, he still insisted on singing "Bazahei" until the last line, and then he knelt down in front of Brother Haiyang exhaustedly panting.

By this point, he was finally starting to feel sleepy.

Before closing his eyes completely, he did not forget to ask his brother Haiyang, "Brother, why are you covering your ears? I can't hear my ears..."

……

Sun Haiyang looked at He Xiaobao who was murmuring and gradually closing his eyes, and his heart began to bleed: Why, why, why do you paralyze human beings to grow ears? ? ?

The author has something to say:

I checked the previous chapters, and found that besides Chapter 1, there was a chapter that was distributed at 21:13, and the time series was suddenly out of order. My obsessive-compulsive disorder was about to attack!