You can't afford to be a cat man!

When the little boy was eight or nine months old, he had gradually gotten used to eating complementary foods, and the hostess also prepared various complementary foods for him according to the time period of his growth.

Every time he ate rice noodles with carrots and pumpkins, he would unceremoniously spray Li Yan on his face, but when he encountered rice noodles with whey protein, he could eat them completely, and even wipe off the residue on his chin with his hands Lick it off again.

However, after Li Yan's observation and deliberation, Xiao Budian's favorite is beef and tomato flavored rice noodles.If there was less than half a bowl of vegetable-flavored rice noodles left, he would not eat it, but when it comes to beef and tomato, Lu Xingyuan must learn how Li Yan eats and eat the bottom of the bowl.

Firstly, Li Yan felt that this guy must be a carnivore, and secondly, he felt that the other party was actually quite smart, maybe his IQ was not as bad as he had imagined before.

After thinking about it, he felt that his strategy of keeping the little boy at a distance from Little Socks and Cat Nika worked. As long as he redoubled his efforts in the future and implemented the isolation policy to the end, he might be able to restrain the rapid spread of brain-dead cells.

In addition to monitoring the scope of activities of his mother and brother for the bright future of flowers in the motherland, Li Yan also received a very difficult task from the hostess.

After eight months, the little one can crawl up and down on the bed very smoothly.It stands to reason that a child of eight or nine months should start to stand up and walk, but Lu Xingyuan crawled so happily that he didn't realize that he could still walk on two hind legs.

The hostess bought him a baby walker last week, but she didn't expect to put the baby in it, and the little one just stood still in a daze, not understanding what it meant.

Especially after seeing Li Yan and Little Sock scrambling for a pink ball and running all over the ground, he tried to get out of the walker with all fours, and after tossing for a while, he really fell from the railing and was caught. Li Yan, who rushed to rescue him after hearing the sound, protected his head.

In fact, the little one often fell off the bed, and every time Li Yan dragged the little sock to save him.This time was no exception, the baby walker was a bit shorter than the height of the bed. Under the shocked gaze of the hostess, Lu Xingyuan threw his head on Li Yan's belly, not taking a person or a cat seriously at all.

Li Yan rubbed his belly, Xiao Budian rubbed the top of his head, they both got up as if nothing had happened, crawled on all fours, and chased the ball all over the room with Little Sock.

"..." The hostess felt that something was wrong from then on. After careful observation, she found that the son might have been playing with cats all day long, which caused him to have no consciousness of being a human being at all. At least he now feels that crawling on four legs is justified, Nothing could be more normal.

The hostess asked the doctor about this, and the doctor suggested that she should not be too anxious to let the child learn to walk before he was one year old, otherwise it would be easy to form O-shaped legs, and just let things take their course.

The hostess immediately asked eagerly: "Then if the child regards himself as a cat now and can only crawl on four legs, how should he correct it?"

The doctor was stunned for a while, then hesitated and said: "Then take your cat out for a while and bring it back when the child learns to walk?"

The hostess slapped her thigh hard, and said helplessly: "I'm afraid it won't work. My son learned to crawl, eat, and make sounds from my cat. If he takes the cat away, he won't be able to eat."

This sentence is not aimless, the little one can’t call Dad or Mom now, and the smoothest sound he can pronounce is “喵”. When I first learned this syllable two weeks ago, everyone I met said “喵喵喵”. Stop, the mood of the hostess during that time is really indescribable.

——Your cat takes care of everything, how are you parents?The doctor stayed for a while longer, thinking that this person is not here to amuse him, he half-jokingly said: "It seems that it is not easy to be your cat, you are proficient in all eighteen martial arts?"

The hostess responded: "Because there are three cats in my family, the position of nanny has to compete for a job, and it may be really stressful."

When the doctor heard it, he felt that her brain circuit was a little abnormal, and continued to joke: "Then let your cat walk on two legs, maybe it will work?"

He was just telling a bad joke. This time it was the hostess' turn to be taken aback, nodded thoughtfully, hurried home from the hospital, and gave new instructions to Li Yan who was playing a wrestling game with the little one—— Walk on two legs from today, and be a good role model for the little ones.

Rao, Li Yan thought to himself that he was one of the best cats in ten thousand. After hearing this order, he felt a little indigestion. It was only after the hostess told him the results of his discussion with the doctor in detail that Li Yan finally understood. This is a god-like brain circuit.

After figuring out what the hostess was up to, Li Yan fell into unspeakable anguish. Back then, when he was a beautiful and thin man, he could still land on his hind legs and fly on the grass. How many times did he miss him? When I followed the host to buy new year's goods a month ago, I was walking like flying and heroic at the stall, it was really majestic and bullish.

But at this moment, he has turned into a ball of hair that cannot see his four legs. If the hostess makes him roll on the ground, he can do it by balling up his limbs, but it is really difficult for him to put his legs on the ground. up.

Fortunately, Li Yan's brains are quite good. He disassembled a set of small toy cars that the male owner bought for his son in advance, put his front paws on the roof, put the remote control on the roof, and touched the switch with his paws. The car moved forward slowly.

With the help of support, Li Yan pawed on the roof of the car with his paws, but he was able to follow the car and run forward by stepping on the ground with his hind legs.It took him most of the day to get familiar with the various speeds and direction adjustments of the small car. Except for the tired "hum-chi-hum-chi" after a long time, he was quite proficient in running.

The hostess was actually joking with him. She never expected a cat to learn the difficult way of running on two legs. When she really saw him running around with the cart, she was shocked.

That night when the male host came back from work, he listened to the hostess's "condoms are really good at intelligence" during dinner. Then, when the little one went back to the house to sleep and was not here, he just sat on the toy car lazily and used transportation to follow him. Li Yan, who ran the race and then crushed his brother, couldn't help but roll his eyes skyward.

Let him say that the IQ of the bear kid is all about laziness and bullying. If this kind of intelligence is used in scientific research, it will be just around the corner to win the Nobel laureate in the cat world.

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The little one has reached the age of babbling, and can gradually spit out unclear sounds from his mouth. The only pity is that he can't connect the sounds into a string for the time being, and mostly makes some onomatopoeia of humming, haha, and muttering The only word that can be shouted out in a long string is the word "meow".

Li Yan is deeply honored by this. This little boy was taught by himself. When he heard the little boy spit out the first clear "meow", he felt really stupid like a silly father who was called mom and dad for the first time. Like a mother, she hugged the other person's head and rubbed it vigorously for a long time, and didn't care if she was spat out.

I don’t know if Xiaobudian has developed a habit of spitting since he was a child, and he also slurred his speech with a standard baby voice. Now he is wearing a birthday hat, sitting on a baby chair, with a bitter expression on his face. Da Qiu deeply patted the railing of the chair with his small short hands, and called out to the nanny in a loud voice: "Meow~meow~"

Today is his first birthday, the living room has been set up, and there is a beautiful big cake on the kitchen table, waiting to be brought to the living room when dinner starts.

Li Yan was squatting right under the cake at this time, drooling with his head up. He was devoting all his energy to fighting against the glutton in his stomach. In addition, the hostess was cooking with the range hood on. The room was buzzing very chaotically, and there was no call from the little one in the living room at all.

But the little sock was bouncing around under the radiator with great interest, stretching out its paws to grab the ribbon hanging from above, and bouncing over when it heard the sound: "Meow~"

The little one glanced down at him, spit out a bubble of saliva, and continued to meow at the top of his throat.

Little Sock found it interesting, so he squatted down and barked along with him, and attracted the cat Nika who was jumping up and down on the cat shelf in the cat nursery.

Cat Nika is only two circles older than her two sons, but far more flexible than them.She straightened up and stretched her whole body, her head was much higher than the little one sitting in the baby chair.

Nika the cat used her paws to gently rub the little yellow hair on his head with the high attitude of an elder to a junior: "Meow!" Your hair is not as good-looking as my Xiangfang's at all. My male cat's golden hair is under the light. All shiny!

The little boy pouted and wanted to cry, but the birthday hat on his head was distorted by her rubbing. After straightening Xiaopang's hand, he continued to meow, begging the nanny to feed him.

Nika the cat sized him up with golden vertical pupils for a long time. In her perception, the little one was the cub born of the hostess, which made the big cat's face unknowingly full of strong doubts.

——The two cats she gave birth to called "meow" with her, but the hostess usually doesn't meow when she speaks. Why doesn't her cub do the same?

This question was too profound, Mao Nika bowed her head and thought for half a minute, and was so disturbed by the double meows of Little Dot and Little Sock that she couldn't help but also yelled, completely forgetting about this question.

The three meows sang together, and Li Yancai recovered from his beautiful fantasy of lying and rolling in the cake. He raised his paw and wiped his saliva, then turned around and ran to the living room to see the child.