You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan ran to the living room, just in time to see Xiao BuDian crawling out along the railing. He was looking around, but when he saw him, he fell down on his head in peace.

Damn it, the brat didn't wait for him to run a little closer before he fell. Didn't he know that he had short legs and a lot of running ability?Li Yan sped up his speed, and before his head hit the ground, he successfully blocked it. He rubbed his stomach with his paws, and then gave Lu Xingyuan the yellow hair on the top of his head that was messed up by Nika the cat.

He couldn't help but looked up at the blind-colored baby chair, wondering whether it was time to remind the hostess to buy a protective chair with better protection measures. The chair he was using now obviously couldn't trap the little one.

It stands to reason that baby chairs are specially designed to prevent children from moving around. There is a horizontal bar in the middle to block the belly. There is not much room for movement inside the chair, so it should have a high safety factor.

But that's for children who are used to moving their hind legs. For Lu Xingyuan, the hind legs are the auxiliary, and the front legs are the real driving force for moving forward. Once he wants to move, it must be the two arms that are the first to use his strength, grabbing the edge of the railing , Pushing his butt upwards, he can get out of it smoothly and climb onto the railing.

Adhering to the heart of worrying about the country and the people, Li Yan was looking at the structure of the baby chair, thinking about how to improve it so that the bears could be trapped, when he saw a crumpled yellow birthday paper hat on the seat, he took it come over.

This hat was given as a gift when I bought a cake, and it looks a bit crude, not to mention that the tip of the hat was scratched by the paw of an unknown cat, and it was also crushed by the little fat buttocks. Kind of miserable.

Li Yan poked it with his paw, managed to push the flattened hat open, put it on the little boy's head, and nodded in satisfaction.

——One-year-old babies all have a big face and head, and the hat is a circle bigger than the little one's head. When it is worn on the head, it keeps sliding down, which makes the little one's face smaller and more beautiful.

"Yeah!" The little one didn't have any interest in the hat that made him look beautiful, so he pulled it off with his hand, and tore it up with his bare hands with great momentum, folded it and stuffed it under his buttocks.

Li Yan: "..."

The child's violent tendencies are a bit obvious, and he unconsciously imagined the shocking scene of the little boy tearing up the devil with his bare hands-damn Tianlei's anti-Japanese drama is too influential, he couldn't help shivering, and took his paws to scare him The fried hair is smoothed out.

Li Yan was actually a little regretful. He still thought that after the little one finished blowing the cake, after the birthday hat was useless, he might still be able to wear it. After all, it had been a long time since he had used such an item with such a human message.

He took a few more glances at the remains of the hat under the little one's buttocks. Lu Xingyuan looked down at him with his fingers in his mouth, very cleverly thinking that he was coveting his own buttocks. Come on, I had to use my mouth to imitate: "Poof!"

"...=口=" Li Yan couldn't help but slapped him, thinking that it would take some time for the hostess to prepare the meal, so he might as well take this opportunity to teach the little boy to walk on two legs Bar.

——Brother is too rich to give you a beautiful birthday present, but knowledge is the most precious wealth, and I will definitely teach you to be the smartest child.

Li Yan was very motivated. He drove the electric car from the corner, pushed the car to the ground on its hind legs, ran around the floor quickly, and meowed to attract the little one's attention.

However, it turns out that he is too sweet. Although Xiao Lu Xingyuan looked over curiously, the cat next to him was far more mobile than him. He rushed over with a quick run, and knocked Li Yan out with his head. Looking at Li Yan's appearance, he ran happily while holding the car with his paws.

Not only did she snatch her son's toy and teaching tool, but she also turned her head and nodded to Li Yanman with approval, as if praising him for his extraordinary talent for finding such an interesting toy.

Li Yan was silent for three seconds. In order to get revenge on his unscrupulous old lady, he resolutely held the joystick of the remote control and wandered around indiscriminately.The toy car rampages across the floor with very lewd moves.

He originally thought that Nika the cat would be thrown from the top, but he didn't expect the big cat to be quite arrogant, squatting on the car and holding on to the outer shell firmly, and was able to stabilize it when it was thrown around.

Cat Nika didn't look scared, but found it very exciting. Her golden pupils were shining brightly, she wagged her tail excitedly, and screamed.

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, and then became happy—he felt that he had found a special way to use the toy car by mistake. This is simply a cat version of a crazy roller coaster!

He manipulated the toy car to rotate in a 360-degree circle on the ground, and then stopped. Seeing that Nika the cat was lying on it with a smirk, he took the opportunity to rush up and push his mother's head down, and lay down on it himself. .

Li Yan steered the car around twice, then suddenly accelerated and decelerated for a long time, finally he was satisfied and let out a long sigh of relief.He was a roller coaster enthusiast in his previous life. After becoming a cat, he definitely has no hope of flipping in circles and high speeds on a vertical plane. A few laps on a horizontal plane can be regarded as fulfilling his wish and satisfying his addiction.

He stopped contentedly, and when he looked up, he saw Lu Xingyuan waving his short legs eagerly and looking at him with his fingers in his mouth. His big dark eyes were full of expectation: "Meow~"

With such gazes, Li Yan felt guilty for a while, he moved his paw away from the toy car in embarrassment, gestured for the size of the little one, and then looked at the size of the car.

——This car is only the size of the palms of two adults. It is impossible for a one-year-old doll [Note: It is still an overweight and fat doll] to lie on it, not to mention that the small short hands cannot be as strong as the cat's paws. Get a firmer grip.

He was worrying about how to make the little one understand such a complicated problem with his too simple mind. Cat Nika came back to his senses, bounced the little one away, poked his chest, and poked the toy car: " meow~”

Li Yan looked at her vigilantly, pushed the car and the remote control into his arms, hugged them tightly with his front paws, and shook his head righteously: "Meow!" .

He knows Mao Nika's urination very well, and once he handed it over, there must be no return - not to mention that the other party doesn't know how to manipulate the remote control handle at all. Except for such high-end movements, other cats like him can't do it. All IQs have to be crushed.

Fortunately, the doorbell rang at this time, and the hostess came out of the kitchen, walked to the door, and asked loudly, "Who is it?"

Li Yan hurriedly jumped onto the toy car, steered the car, and chased after her step by step, trying to take the opportunity to stay away from the little boy and the cat Nika, so as to prevent the new toy from being murdered.

A strange female voice responded from the door: "Your in-laws!"

Li Yan was puzzled by what he heard, and thought to himself that he hadn't heard that the hostess and hostess had arranged a baby kiss for the one-year-old little one. At most, they had arranged for several middle-aged women to be godmothers.

As a result, as soon as the hostess opened the door, the dazzling sunlight entered the house. Li Yan squinted his eyes reflexively, and suddenly understood the identity of the visitor—a woman in her early thirties was standing at the door with a smile on her face. Big golden cat on the back of a husky.

The sunlight that pierced Li Yan's eyes was projected from the other party's shiny golden long hair. This appearance really aroused hatred. Li Yan scratched the car's shell with his paws enviously and jealously, and his eyes were a little red.

——It’s amazing to be able to reflect light, other people’s bulbs can do better than you, and they’re not as flamboyant as you, =皮=huh!Alfred's pretentious golden retriever was not passed on to him, which is the eternal pain in Li Yan's heart.

He was jealous of others, in fact, when Al saw his son sneaking over on the toy car, the whole cat was stunned.He was stunned for a long time, tremblingly looked down at the husky under his paws, and twitched the corner of his mouth.

He took a fancy to this husky as early as two months ago, and wanted to subdue it and use it as a mount, but the husky didn't remember to eat or hit, and he didn't obey after being beaten many times, and the effect of various password training was not good. It took Al the boss's hard work to successfully train the new mount. After two months of secret rubbing, he wanted to take this opportunity to make a blockbuster and frighten his son.

However, after seeing Li Yan, he realized that he was so stupid and sweet. The big golden cat felt an indescribable sense of powerlessness in his heart, and began to reflect on whether he could no longer keep up with the trend of the times?

——When I was still walking on two legs, he was already riding a dog; after finally finding a good dog, he was already driving a car.

Aldo suspects that the next time they meet, the second son will not sit in a spaceship and wave to him in the space capsule. Look at the brand-new car under Li Yan's paws, and then look at the idiot under his paws with a bruised nose and a swollen face. I couldn't hold it back, and turned around and burst into tears.

Li Yan, who was still in the midst of slandering his father's golden fur, was stunned. The hostess next to him was even more stunned than him, and hesitated: "Didn't Al come to see Nika the cat and socks? Why didn't he Riding a dog?"

Al's owner stared at the tearful figure of his cat, and then looked at the husky who was squatting stupidly at the door without the slaver, and couldn't hide his worry: "My cat has been obedient for the past two months. A large group of puppies gathered around, I don’t know where I found such a husky to ride today... Is he out of his mind? "

The two women looked at each other suspiciously for a while, and the hostess of Li Yan's family guessed: "Spring is here?"

"A cat looking for a group of dogs?" The other party's expression became more confused and worried.