You can't afford to be a cat man!

Li Yan wondered why his father burst into tears when he saw him, and pinched his chubby cheeks with his paws, thinking that even if I have become a little fatter recently, you can't just be scared away?

He purposely drove the car to the master bedroom, and stared at the floor-to-ceiling mirror for a long time. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that the fat only increased his cuteness and cuteness, and did not damage his beauty value at all.

Li Yan prides himself on being the cutest little chubby cat in the world, and in private he contemptuously contemptuous of Alfred's aesthetics, at least he was done venting and scared his father away as soon as he came out Feeling depressed, I lay down on the car and came out of the master bedroom.

It was interesting for Xiaobudian to see the car that can run on the ground spontaneously, thinking that he would also climb up to enjoy himself, but the car was driven away by Li Yan in the blink of an eye.

He hurried forward several steps, not as fast as the car, and was rolling on the floor in frustration, meowing while rolling with his ass pouted.

The mistress of Al's family originally wanted to sit for a long time, but when she heard the meowing, she looked over curiously, wondering which cat was meowing non-stop, but when she saw it, she found out that it was her son.

She stayed there for a long while, especially when Li Yan came out of the master bedroom, the little one jumped on him first, put his arms around his neck, and threw his head on his belly to vent his dissatisfaction.

The hostess of Al's family was shocked, thinking that this family was really weird, and the milk baby directly regarded herself as a cat, and her cat might be influenced by them to treat herself as a dog.

Li Yan was lying on the ground, using his paws to comb the yellow hair on the little one's head. When he looked up, he saw that the other party was in a state of indescribable expression. He stared at himself and Lu Xingyuan in a daze. Rolling his eyes, he turned his head away to prevent her from looking again.

"..." What the hell is this cat looking like a smart cat? The mistress of Al's family was stunned for a while, and couldn't help sighing, "As expected of my Al's cub, his IQ is extraordinary."

Hearing her praise, Li Yan felt a little complacent, and his complexion softened a lot, but he still had to pretend to be nonchalant, thinking that it is really rare and strange, he is much smarter than the old man, he has conquered the Tibetan mastiff god cat.

The other party didn't stay for long, sat down for a while, gave a gift, and left.The hostess looked at the small box wrapped in sky blue for a long time, knelt down and beckoned to Li Yan: "Condom, bring my brother here."

Li Yan pushed his head lying on his belly, pushed the person away and got up by himself. He moved forward curiously, and poked the crimson ribbon on the packaging box with his paw.

The little guy chased his tail, crawled over with a wag, and imitated his example and stretched out his hand to poke the ribbon.The hostess took the opportunity to pinch his little hand and pulled the bow away. She tore open the packing box and looked at it, and said with a smile, "Oh, it's a learning machine."

Learning machines in this era are not as high-end as small computers a few years later. Instead, there are cards with pictures of various items on them, which are loaded on the reader and can be pronounced by clicking on different places.

This is for one or two-year-old children, and it is specially used to teach children how to speak. The hostess stuffed the learning machine into the little one's arms, and hurriedly got up to call her in-laws to express her thanks.

The learning machine was as big as half of the little one's body. He stared blankly for a long time, buried his head in gnawing on the raised key, and was slapped on the forehead by Li Yan, pushing his head away.

Lu Xingyuan didn't care, he pulled the card next to him and was about to stuff it into his mouth.With a dark face, Li Yan raised his paw up high, making a gesture to hit him, warning him that this thing is also not edible.

The little one had already been beaten to the core by him, and he vaguely understood that he would not let himself eat the paper. He thought for a while in wonder, and suddenly realized that he pulled another card from the pile of cards and stuffed it into Li Yan's paw. .

Blessed to share, eat with paper, see how good I am to you, I know how to share.Xiao BuDian felt that he had done a good job, and opened his mouth wide to reveal his bloody mouth. Seeing that the other party was staring at his little gift in a daze, he seized the opportunity and hurriedly bit the edge of the paper with a "ahhh".

"..." Li Yan stared at the card in his paw, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. When he looked up, he saw that the bear had bitten it while he was in a daze, and hurriedly pulled the card out of his mouth.

——I already gave you food, why are you still robbing me?Lu Xingyuan froze for a moment, rolled his eyes at him a little unhappy, looked down at the more than 20 cards under his hand, and suddenly understood, thinking that he thought he had so many rations, and only gave him one too I'm petty.

He was a bit embarrassed, his fat fingers rummaged through the cards, and found six or seven cards with less bright colors. He felt that these few cards were not tasty enough, so he stuffed them all to Li Yan.

The little guy stuffed it, looked down at the remaining corner, and felt that there was too little left for himself, touched his shriveled belly, secretly raised his eyes and saw Li Yan staring at him blankly, carefully lifted the Holding the corner of the card in his paw, he slowly pulled out two cards, quickly put them back into his own pile, and hurriedly smirked at Li Yan as if nothing had happened.

Damn, cheapskate, drink cold water!The card that was sent out has to be taken back!Angrily, Li Yan gathered all his stacks together with his paws, put the two stacks together, pressed them down with his buttocks, and shook his fingers at him righteously.

"Ah!" Xiao Budian was dumbfounded, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab it. Li Yan swung his front paws to block his arm, and he still didn't forget to stick out his tongue at his bulging cheeks to express his dissatisfaction.

The little guy stretched out his hand again, and Li Yan hit him again. The number of times was too high, and one person and one cat simply huddled together and started fighting.

When the hostess came back from the phone call, she saw her son and Little Glove rolling around on the ground with their teeth and claws bared. But Little Glove was obviously better at it, especially unscrupulously holding Lu Xingyuan's arm to tickle him.

The little one was full of itchy flesh under his armpits, and he lay on the ground laughing and twitching, screaming and laughing non-stop, spitting at Li Yan indiscriminately.

"...This is a learning machine, not for you to play around with." The hostess stepped forward and pulled the two apart helplessly, and sorted out the scattered learning machine cards on the ground, picking out one with strawberries, Put the cards of bananas and other fruits into the learning machine, turn on the machine and click one of the buttons.

The electronic synthesis sounded: "Apple."

It is said that more pronunciation in the baby stage can improve intelligence. It seems that Lu Xingyuan has already lost at the starting line. Maybe he can improve after training the day after tomorrow.

Li Yan wanted to set a good example for Xiao Budian, so he came over and sat down solemnly, trying to imitate the electronic voice: "Meow."

The little boy followed him and crawled over, imitating his sitting posture, squatting on the ground with his hind legs, propped his front legs on the ground, and stretched his neck: "Meow meow!"

The hostess pressed it again, "Apple."

Li Yan: "Meow meow."

Little one: "Meow meow!"

Li Yan squinted at him contemptuously, thinking that even if this guy learned everything from him, he was obviously not as smart as him—as a cat, although he could only make the sound of "meow", the two Each "meow" has three tones, and the cadence is accurate.

The hostess rubbed her son's head: "Be good, baby follow this and don't learn from your second brother, okay?"

Learning machine: "Apple."

The little one didn't make a sound at all, turned his head and stared at Li Yan, waiting for him to call first, and then followed him. After waiting for a long time when he didn't make a sound, he touched him with his fat arm in puzzlement.

Li Yan looked at him expressionlessly, then turned his head to look at the helpless hostess, spread his front paws innocently, and made a helpless shrug.

——Although he can walk on the legs of the car, he can't force a cat to speak human language, can he?This is too frustrating.

The hostess obviously wanted to get together with him, and she wondered if she wanted her son to learn how to speak, so he had to teach him the tricks first?Shaking his head in confusion, he put the learning machine on the table, picked up his son and put him in the baby chair, and called the three cats to eat together.

The master smiled and brought out the cake with a big red candle. When he walked to the baby chair, he lowered his head and kissed his son's forehead. His expression changed a bit. After putting down the cake, he touched his lips and spat out a piece of cake. White cat fur.

He lowered his head to search carefully on his son's face, pulled out another cat hair from behind Lu Xingyuan's ear, and sighed: "When will my son be called 'Daddy'?"

Little boy: "Meow!" He poked the picture of apple on the learning machine with his chubby finger.

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, squatted on the learning machine, and pointed his paw at the photo: "Meow?" How do you pronounce this?

The little boy nodded: "Meow meow!"

Li Yan and him stared at each other for a long time, but felt that this kid was not completely hopeless, turned around on the dining table, pushed the fruit plate over with his head, and poked him with his paws. He poked the big red apple inside: "Meow?"

The little one pointed to the apple, and then pointed to the photo on the learning machine: "Meow!"

He yelled so many times, and the tone was exactly the same. Li Yan was overjoyed, thinking that maybe this guy already understood what it meant, he touched his head to show his encouragement, and even picked an apple for him to eat.

Xiao BuDian took a hard bite, chewing until his cheeks bulged, and was so sweet that he smiled.

Li Yan felt that there was a spectrum, and pointed to the picture of strawberries on the learning machine.Xiao Budian searched for a long time in the fruit plate according to the picture, and found a strawberry, and looked at Li Yan eagerly.

Li Yan handed him the strawberry and nodded in relief.The strawberries were also very sweet, and they were a little cool. The little one had a satisfied face, his chin was sticky from eating, and he wiped it with his bib.

Li Yan pointed at the orange in the picture again, the little one threw away the strawberry stalk, took the initiative to take out an orange from the fruit plate, opened his mouth and bit it, his fat face crumpled up from the bitterness of the peel, and hurriedly spit out the saliva .

——Hey, this is not delicious at all!you're lying!Angrily, he threw the orange at Li Yan and spit out to show his revenge.