You can't afford to be a cat man!

After Xiaobudian's birthday, Li Yan hugged the learning machine, pressed Lu Xingyuan to study it for a long time, and finally figured out the way.

If he had to describe it, the other party gave him the feeling of a sock whose brain had evolved two levels more—Lu Xingyuan seemed to have mastered a set of cat language by himself without a teacher. He could translate it into Only the cat language that I can understand, and I can learn it after teaching it twice, even if I check it after a few days, I can still repeat it accurately.

——Brother, with such a beautiful and awesome talent, it would be great if you could speak human language?You say that you use it to speak cat language, not to mention that people can't understand it, and cats can't understand it either.

Li Yan felt very complicated about this. He felt that he had been hanging out with Xiao Budian every day before, trying to subtly create a genius, which might have strangled a genius in the cradle instead.

Think about it, if Xiaobudian hadn’t been influenced by him, he would just meow non-stop, and now he might be able to point to the learning machine’s card and say “apple”, “banana” and “orange” easily.

He may be the one who does bad things with good intentions. Li Yan is full of guilt for this, and feels sorry for the hostess and hostess who have been so kind to him, and raised their son with a high IQ to be funny.

He originally planned to go on a hunger strike for three days to express his apology. He smelled the delicious smell of the Australian lamb fried by the hostess, and he couldn't take it anymore after insisting on it for 3 minutes. He ate a plate full of lamb with a sense of guilt. , there was no dregs left, and while the little sock was not paying attention, he stole two extra slices of thin mutton from his brother's plate and stuffed it into his mouth.

After drinking and eating, Li Yan lay on his back on the floor, patted his belly, and played drums for a long time. When he turned his head, he saw Lu Xingyuan with tomato and beef mush under his chin. He also looked like he had just finished eating, imitating his own He moved, turned his back to the sky, and patted his chubby belly with his chubby hands.

"..." As soon as Li Yan saw his chubby face full of ignorance and ignorance, he was overwhelmed by a surge of guilt for a second, and he even made up his mind by the way. Well, maybe the one-year-old Lu Xingyuan's talent has not been stifled. At this time, he is squatting on the floor with a solemn face, drawing calculus equations with his fat fingers, instead of beating his belly and beating drums.

Li Yan turned over expressionlessly and got up, took a deep breath, and solemnly told himself to be a good example from today, even if he couldn't play a positive guiding role, at least he couldn't harm the children anymore.

He also realized that he had no resistance to eating at all, and the three-day hunger strike as an atonement method was really unworkable. Li Yan wondered if he would not say a word from today, maybe he could make Xiao Budian forget about "meow" and turn around. And learn the correct pronunciation from humans?

The hostess came over to clear the dishes, looked at Li Yan, who was slumped, and rubbed the soft flesh on the back of his neck: "It's okay, baby, teaching Chinese is too difficult for you, you can teach him to count." ?”

When Li Yan heard it, it was as if the door to a new world had been opened, and as if the two channels of Ren and Du had been opened up in the brain, his royal blue eyes lit up all of a sudden, he nodded vigorously to the hostess, and squeezed his little paw to express Everything depends on him.

The hostess just said it casually, and didn't take it to heart at all. After rubbing it, he walked away without looking back, and stretched a lot while walking.

Li Yan, however, was full of energy. He jumped onto the table, rolled the three apples on the fruit plate to the floor, thought for a while and took three strawberries down, and finally took down the fruit plate containing melon seeds.

He jumped onto the window sill again, picked out the card with 123 numbers written on it from the box of the learning machine, pulled out the card of fruit from the card reader, and tickled his finger at the little one: "Meow~"

Li Yan habitually uttered a cry, and then reacted, covering his mouth tightly with his paws in horror, thinking about it and feeling deeply annoyed, he raised his hand and slapped himself.

"Crack!" This was the sound of Li Yan hitting his cat's face with his paw.

"Crack!" This was the sound of Lu Xingyuan hitting himself in the face with his fat hand.

Under the gaze of Li Yan = mouth = face, the little one didn't give up after hitting him once. He deeply felt that the clear and crisp sound was very interesting. He slammed his bow left and right and pressed his face like a fat beating. After hearing enough of this sound, he felt that His cheeks were sore, his mouth was suffocated, his eyes were red, and he crawled to Li Yan's side, hugging him before opening his mouth and crying.

Seeing this, Li Yan felt a little comforted, and gently rubbed his red and fat face with a meat ball - it seems that the other party is probably born with some irreversible intellectual defects, not completely It was caused by myself.

The little one is definitely easy to coax among children. Even if he cries, it is not hysterical or howling, but symbolic sobbing a few times. As long as someone coaxes him at this time and makes him feel that he has vented his grievances, he will Shut up obediently.

Little Sock and Mao Nika don't understand the glass heart of a one-year-old milk baby with nine bends and eighteen bends. Whenever they see him cry, they mostly give him a cold look and continue playing on their own. If the little one cries too loudly To disturb the cat's cleanliness, Cat Nika will throw a small toy at his head to signal him to shut up.

As time passed, Xiao BuDian also understood that if these two cats were crying, they would not dare to use it at all, and it would be a waste of effort.So he would only cry when Li Yan or the master and hostess were present, and he would cry a lot when he had to run to them.

Li Yan is very pleased with this purely self-taught approach of Bai Lian Hua. He himself especially likes to complain in front of the hostess, saying that he was bullied and asked her for support, or that he deliberately misled the hostess when he got into trouble. The owner's thinking caused Little Sock to take the blame for himself.

He lowered his head and kissed the other person's fat forehead, placed three apples on the floor one by one, pointed at one of them, and tapped the pronunciation key of the learning machine.

Learning machine: "1."

Xiaobudian tilted his head and looked at Li Yan in a daze, thought seriously for three seconds, snatched the apple from under his claws, and bit it with his mouth wide open.

He was too greedy, this bite was too big, his teeth were not fully formed, he couldn't bite off the pulp, and he was reluctant to let go, so he groaned while holding the apple that was almost bigger than his own head.

Li Yan tried to pull the apple out of his mouth with a blank expression, but unexpectedly, the brat sucked on his cheek and bit it tightly.When he was teaching, he paid great attention to majesty. He immediately stared at him, stood up and used the standard posture of pulling a carrot, holding the apple with his two front paws, grasping the ground with his right back, and kicking the little one's face with his left back paw. It takes a little effort to save the teaching materials.

Even if he was rescued, the watery tooth marks on it would be very eye-catching. Li Yan silently turned the apple half a circle, so that the side with the tooth marks was facing the little one, admonishing himself to see that the apple was still intact. lossless.

He solemnly pointed to this apple, and clicked the pronunciation of "1" on the learning machine. In order to let the little one who was attracted by the apple understand, he put the other two apples together, pointed to them and pressed the button. Under the "2" pronunciation.

The little one vaguely understood, puffed out his cheeks and pointed to a single apple: "Meow!" This is the sound he made for an apple, and pointed to two apples: "Meow, meow!"

Li Yan nodded to him appreciatively, felt a little happy, but felt wrong—this is still in the category of Chinese, the key is not to teach him the pronunciation of apples, he is now in a math class, and learning numbers is the key.

So Li Yan picked out a melon seed, put it next to an individual apple, pointed to the apple, pressed the "1" pronunciation button, pointed to the melon seeds, and pressed the same button again.

Xiaobudian was obviously shocked by the fact that two different objects made the same sound. This time he stopped meowing and tried to imitate the pronunciation of the learning machine: "Yi!"

Li Yan nodded in satisfaction, and pointed to two piles of apples to teach him the pronunciation of "2".

Little one: "Hungry!"

Although it's not quite standard, it's still more reliable than "meow". Li Yan grabbed a handful of melon seeds, picked up one, and looked at the other party expectantly.

Little one: "Hey!"

Li Yan picked up two melon seeds, the little one was "hungry" all the time, raised his hand to grab a melon seed, muttered "Yi", and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Meow!" Eat after the training, I will reward you for answering the questions correctly, Li Yan first took out the melon seeds he stuffed into his mouth, put three melon seeds together, and divided them into three small groups with his nails.

The little one tapped his head three times in the direction of the three melon seeds: "Yi Yi Yi!"

Li Yan put the two back ones together, and the little one said, "Hungry!"

Li Yan put the two in front together, and said, "Hungry!"

Li Yan was really overjoyed this time, and intentionally made things difficult for him, gathered the three melon seeds into a bunch, and blinked at Xiao BuDian.

"..." The little one was obviously stumped. He stared at the three melon seeds and pondered for a long time, stretched out his plump Lushan claws, stuffed the biggest melon seed into his mouth, and pointed at the remaining two melon seeds. Ke nodded, "Hungry!"

This time I finally ate the melon seeds in my mouth. The shells of the melon seeds are hard to chew, but they are sweet and have a creamy fragrance. The little one narrowed his eyes happily, looked at Li Yan, and said seriously He touched another melon seed and pointed to the last one on the floor: "Hey!"

He wanted to do the same thing and stuff it into his mouth. Halfway through the movement, he felt something was wrong. He compared the melon seeds in his hand with those on the floor, and felt that the one he grabbed was bigger, so he nodded in satisfaction and opened his mouth. included.

The little one had a big melon seed stuffed into both cheeks, and his already fat face looked round and balled up, the width was greater than the length.Just like this, he still didn’t give up, and tried to stuff the third melon seed in, but there was not enough space in his mouth, so he finally stuffed it in with fat fingers, and after removing the finger, the tip of the melon seed slipped from the lips again out.

Li Yan rolled his eyes at him, and called out in a protracted voice on purpose: "Meow~"

The little one followed him reflexively, pronouncing the "meow" sound halfway, because the mouth opened accordingly, and all three melon seeds sprayed out.Lu Xingyuan, who had no rations, was very angry. Seeing Li Yan covering his mouth and snickering, he vaguely understood that he had been tricked, smashed his head on his belly, and put his arms around his waist to play wrestling.