Ha ha

Xu Chenchuan's eyelids jumped fiercely again: "Mom, are you sure mua means 'nothing'?"

"This...should be right?"

"...I see. Go to sleep, good night."

Xu Chenchuan ended the video call, and immediately searched "mua" on Baidu, and his eyes went dark for a moment.

When he plucked up the courage to return to the group, he saw a screen full of bold red letters rushing toward his face.

[Translation-Chris]: "Mua, I'm sorry."

【Translation-Yu Tarasang】: "…………"

【Supervisor-Passerby A】: "..."

【Translation-Cat Grass】: "Damn!!!!!!"

[Later stage-Awen]: "Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!"

【Translation-Yutarasang】: "Who is going to turn on the light and I can't see it! I can't see it!!!!"

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "Chris, do you really know what you said?"

【Translation-Cat Grass】: "I don't understand this world anymore!"

[Later stage-Awen]: "The master was molested?! [Raising the microphone] How do you feel about being kissed by the master?"

【Translation-Maocao】: "I have given up hope in this world of ruined morals!!! Great God, I want mua too!!!"

【Translation-Yu Tarasang】: "I want mua too!!!"

[Later stage-Awen]: "Get out of the way and let the professionals come!!!"

【Translation-Chris】: "I'm sorry, I thought mua meant 'nothing'... That sentence is to answer the question of the great god."

……

A dead silence.

Facing the one-hundred and oneth screen-swipe that stopped abruptly, Chris was expressionless, and all things were empty.

【Translation-Chris】: "I'm really sorry."

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "I knew =="

[Later-Awen]: "23333 screenshots have been taken"

1 minutes passed.

【Translation-Cat Grass】: "==Sure enough...cute."

【Translation-Yutarasang】: "Why do I feel that the new man is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?"

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "Really not."

[Later stage - Awen]: "Um, isn't the Great God angry? Why did he disappear?"

【Translation-Cat Grass】: "The Great God was molested and left?"

2 minutes passed.

[Film Source - The Second Uncle Is Not Su]: "Fuck, I went blind as soon as I came up"

[Later stage-Awen]: "Second Su~~~~"

3 minutes passed.

[Proofreading-Paper Crane]: "Hehe."

……

Xu Chenchuan was moved!

He has overcome obstacles all the way to the present, and the thousands of miles he has passed are frozen and snowed, so many topics have died in one of his interjections, and how many people have not bothered to answer him with an ellipsis at the end... Now, someone is talking to him Laughed!And it's still the great god who was kissed by him unconsciously through the air!

The Great God has been taciturn all this time, but Xu Chenchuan heard forgiveness and comfort from this "hehe".Xu Chenchuan's heart became hot, he didn't look at the reactions of other people in the group, he directly opened the private chat window, and typed: "Thank you, God, for helping me out."

In a study [-] kilometers away, a young man choked on a sip of tea and almost sprayed his screen.

rescue?Is this person here to provoke trouble?

Bai Qi directly ignored the other party's words.He just thought it was ridiculous, so he just laughed casually, he had no interest in this inexplicable oolong incident, and he didn't bother to figure out Xu Chenchuan's tone.

Unexpectedly, the other party persevered and sent another sentence: "I don't understand Internet language very well, and I caused a misunderstanding. I am very sorry."

Bai Qi paused.People who don't even understand the subtext of "hehe" these days, are middle-aged and elderly people who are out of touch with the times, or elementary school students who have just learned to surf the Internet?Or is it—fake?

Let's reciprocate for the time being.

【Paper Crane】: "It's okay."

Xu Chenchuan's impression of the Great God has improved again.Maybe the great god is just not good at words, but his face is cold and his heart is warm.He quickly sent a smiling expression in the past.

[Chris]: "I haven't finished talking just now. I haven't learned French. I wonder if it will affect the progress?"

[Paper Crane]: "The list of commonly used names is in the group sharing. If you encounter a French line, you can leave it blank and wait for Maocao to go through it."

【Chris】: "Okay. It turns out that Maocao can also speak French, which is amazing!"

The Great God didn't reply again.Xu Chenchuan waited for a while, only to find that the magic skill of cold field took effect again.After finally finding someone who could get close to him, he suddenly felt reluctant to end the private chat like this. After thinking for a while, he sent another smiley face: "Thank you for your guidance. If I have misunderstood or used the wrong online vocabulary, please let me know Forgive me a lot."

【Paper Crane】: "Yes."

Bai Qi coped with it, wanting the conversation to end on its own.The other party really didn't talk anymore.A few seconds later, a friend request popped up.

Bai Qi frowned, a trace of impatience rose in his heart.The goofy smiling face on the screen was still there.Bai Qi stared at it for a few seconds, ignored the application, and typed a few words——

【Paper Crane】: "Do you know 'hehe'?"

Xu Chenchuan was stunned.I didn't turn my thoughts to any direction at all before, and only now realized that I might have done something stupid again.He searched the word on Baidu, looked at the search results, and gradually showed a wry smile.

Sure enough, I would be wrong.Xu Chenchuan seemed to have been poured a glass of cold water, and the faint excitement was replaced by disappointment.But if you think about it carefully, after all, you offend yourself first, and the other party's reaction is also normal.Just now I pretended to be affectionate and ran over to strike up a conversation, but now it seems as stupid as I want.

【Chris】: "So that's it, thank you for reminding me. I'm just being stupid again, I'm sorry."

This time it was Bai Qi who was stunned.Looking at the few short lines of conversation records in the window, the newcomer was so calm, it made him suddenly feel that he...was a bit too much.

【Chris】: "I'm going to review, I'll download it first, see you, God~"

After saying this, the other person's profile picture turned gray, presumably he was just looking for a reason to leave in a less embarrassing manner.Bai Qiduo glanced at his profile picture, vaguely remembering that it was originally a blue sky.

It turned out to be a student.

Bai Qi closed the chat window, revealing the friend request that he hadn't had time to close.He clicked "Agree" conveniently.

******

Xu Chenchuan really felt ashamed.Although he was often embarrassing in the group, he had never directed or acted such a farce by himself.What's more, it was in front of a recognized god.The other party may be laughing happily in front of the computer.

In the next two days, Xu Chenchuan was busy with the exams, which happened to give him a reason not to go online.When he calmed down and logged into QQ again, he found that Zhihe had already passed his friend application.Xu Chenchuan was stunned for a moment, then he figured it out.After all, we have to work together, and the other party doesn't want to make it too ugly for such a trivial matter.

Afterwards, Xu Chenchuan was always extra careful when speaking in the group, carefully studying every word sent by the other party, and only after making sure that he did not make a mistake, he replied carefully.Fortunately, there was no further chill.

The paper cranes seem to be offline most of the time, or they are diving.Although he passed the friend application, Xu Chenchuan naturally wouldn't harass him unwisely.

Xu Chenchuan walked to the door of the professor's office with the newly corrected thesis in his hands, and was about to knock on the door when the door was already opened from the inside.A tall, thin, dark-haired boy came out, and he was talking to the professor with a smile while turning his head.

Xu Chenchuan paused, and an impulse to turn around and run away rose up out of nowhere, but was stopped by reason again.At this moment, the boy had already said goodbye to the professor, turned his head to see Xu Chenchuan who was frozen in place, and raised his eyebrows unexpectedly: "Hey, Chris!"

Chen Huan showed a slightly surprised but sincerely happy expression - that was the expression Xu Chenchuan was all too familiar with. "It seems like I haven't seen you for a long time. Tina's birthday was last week, and I thought you would come." He said.