Nonhuman Evolution Guide

Zhang Lin thinks this is not possible, and he still has to rely on Howard to heal his brain hole, but now the little dwarf has a gloomy expression of "Get me out of this world", holding a pencil to draw the design on the blueprint with an artistic sense.

In the kitchen on the other side, Leonard finally washed the steak. Although it still smelled like pepper, it was at least a little less in line with human taste.In his mind, not meeting the taste of humans is probably equivalent to meeting the taste of aliens.Regarding this point, Zhang Lin had to say with deep sorrow that Sheldon was actually right, as long as it lacked bloody smell, it would be quite unpalatable to him.

Leonard found a relatively less rigid aluminum bowl under Sheldon's guidance, because Sheldon kept talking about it, and he thought that if he used a plastic bowl, he would only be knocked out by Zhang Lin. After that, the aliens either lay down on the ground and gnawed steaks, or stepped on them to gnaw their cerebellums.

Leonard, who was overwhelmed, reluctantly put the steak into the aluminum bowl, "I'm sorry, but you don't actually have such a thing as a cerebellum. It is impossible for a person with a cerebellum to learn to drive anyway."

Sheldon suddenly stopped talking, and stared at Leonard with those cute big eyes.

Leonard suddenly thought of something, shrugged helplessly, "Well, this is irony."

Sheldon breathed a sigh of relief. "You should have said it earlier, I thought my mother told you something in private, for example, I really don't have a cerebellum, because I always suspected that I might not be from Earth." Shelton gave Leonard a serious look, "I have almost surpassed the intellectual limit of people on Earth."

"I don't know," Leonard muttered under his breath, "but you're definitely beyond the limit of how annoying people on Earth can be."

Sheldon tried to argue, but Leonard stopped him, "Use your IQ of 187 to send this to Mr. Alien over there, Sheldon - this is the time to show the depth and superiority of your theoretical physics, No one can do that except you."

"Meaningless flattery, unscrupulous selfishness, that's why you can't make achievements in science, Leonard." Sheldon said, "I won't go, 187 IQ needs to be properly protected."

Leonard shrugged, at least he managed to shut Sheldon up anyway.But the next thing seemed a bit difficult. If he could, he didn't want to get close to that hideous figure covered in slime at all.But satisfying the alien's wishes as much as possible is the right choice at the moment, and he understands this very well.

Leonard bit the bullet and picked up the aluminum bowl, brought it to Zhang Lin slowly, put it down carefully, and then took small steps backwards to rub it back.

Zhang Lin's bone tail went around the back of the sofa, pierced through the edge of the aluminum bowl, and brought the washed white raw steak to his mouth.The nest teeth shot out, and a few soft pieces of meat instantly collapsed onto Howard's drawing.

So Leonard's eyes followed the little minced meat and fell on the design drawing logically.

"What is this?" His interest was raised, and he tilted his neck to examine carefully, "Victorian-style steampunk?"

Howard raised his head, stayed expressionless for a while, and then replied a little irritably: "My hands are shaking, can't I?"

Leonard and Raj next to him: "..."

Raj looked disappointed. "I thought you were inspired by a time machine—where's our time machine?"

He looked around and found that the time machine was squeezed into a pile of messy ruins, and the robot Kaur was thrown on top by someone who was unconscious.In order to make room for Howard to draw the design drawings, they stuffed a lot of things behind. Under the surveillance of the alien, everyone was sweating all the time, and they didn't even know what they had thrown in the past.

"I have a question," Leonard said to Howard, "in your professional opinion, would a robot be in a coma?"

Howard spread his hands, "Even from an unprofessional point of view, there is no real artificial intelligence that can pass the Turing test in the world—so how do you ask me to look at an outer space robot from another world from a professional point of view? Well, If I had to, there might be some kind of magnetic field nearby—perhaps Sheldon's magnet toy train."

"Hey!" Shelton immediately yelled dissatisfied when he heard his name, "I don't like magnet toy trains, that's what young children like to play with. I only like traditional trains. And the magnets on toy trains are not enough to affect An artificial intelligence circuit that doesn't even have much effect on the radio."

"It's really weird." Raj stood up, walked to the time machine and carefully looked at the unconscious robot on it. "It would be great if she could wake up, so we can ask what happened."

Zhang Lin was very dissatisfied with being ignored, so he directly poked the aluminum bowl with his teeth—of course, he had already eaten all the unpalatable washed marinated steaks in it.

Howard, who was splashed with water and blood on his face, raised his head slowly with a pen, and Zhang Lin opposite him raised his board again: "I understand English." Well, it means that he can communicate, and there is no need for Kaur to wake up Just come here.Of course, his speech is generally relatively short, mainly due to the limited space on the whiteboard, and the way he writes directly on it with destructive behavior has turned the whiteboard into a consumable.

At this moment, Sheldon suddenly called out—since Sheldon's surprised cry was obviously not on the same frequency as ordinary people, everyone was attracted by the bird-like sound.

They saw that Kaul, who was lying on the time machine, suddenly opened her eyes. She turned her neck slowly and stiffly to look around, with confusion in her black eyes.

Raj, who was closest to her, trembled in fright. He didn't notice that he had been holding on to the joystick next to the time machine, and he pressed it down, and the disc behind it swished.

Next, the four nerds in the living room and one of the aliens watched a big change with their own eyes, and Kaur disappeared out of thin air, right on the time machine.

Leonard stared blankly at the time machine, remembering the theory that "the time machine can only travel on the time plane" that Sheldon told him, "So...we really are in the "Alien" series. In the world? So the characters of "Alien 4" can be sent back to the future by the time machine?" He couldn't help but slide his eyes towards Zhang Lin's direction for a moment, and then found that the alien was very keen to notice this at the first time , with a cold head facing him, and the nest teeth in the slightly opened mouth are probing.

Leonard swished his eyes back.

Zhang Lin was very bitter, he really wanted to ask something from Leonard, but the other party was so scared that he didn't even dare to look at him.

"No!" Sheldon yelled again suddenly, startling everyone, "This is not a time machine! This is an interdimensional space traveler!"

"Really?" Leonard asked interestedly. "How do you know that? I mean...do you have any reason to prove it?"

"No, I can't prove it. This is just a conjecture, Leonard. Goldbach's conjecture is just a conjecture until it is proven. You have no reason to deny its greatness just because it cannot be proven." Shelton walked away solemnly Next to the time machine, there is a little hunchback and nervousness, but still reveals a sense of tsundere cuteness, "But I can give it a try."

Leonard immediately hacked Sheldon to death with a knife.

"But before trying to prove it, let's continue with this conjecture." Shelton was suddenly able to talk eloquently, and he was comparable to Doctor Who in terms of hairline and demeanor, "Take the low-dimensional space For example, there is a piece of paper on mine, and this is a world." Sheldon found two crumpled papers from the messy pile beside him, holding a piece of paper in each hand, one on top One is below, "There is also a piece of paper under me, which is another world. These two worlds have nothing to do with each other, this is the parallel universe, but when I suddenly put a ruler between them - Leonard , come and demonstrate, and I will allow you to appear in the footer of my biography as my assistant."

Leonard walked over reluctantly, "Yes, Dr. Cooper, but we already understood what you said."

Raj nodded, "Before elementary school."

"So now I'm explaining this to the key person in time travel—Mr. Alien over there. Don't you realize that I'm looking at him instead of you?" Shelton said.

"No, we're just glad you didn't look at us," Howard interjected.

Shelton's nostrils flared, and he finally decided to continue with his great conjecture first, "Put the ruler between the two pieces of paper, and the two two-dimensional worlds will be connected—from a three-dimensional perspective , They are connected and become a whole, which can pass and pass through. You must understand, Mr. Alien over there, because my explanation can no longer be more profound and simple.”

Although Zhang Lin almost understood it, he still had the mentality to kill Sheldon.

But someone else was refuting Sheldon. "It's impossible," Howard spread his hands in disbelief, "it's impossible to travel across parallel universes so easily."

"Anything is possible in science fiction."

Leonard was tired of lifting the ruler, put it down and rubbed his wrist to look at Sheldon, "But this is not the world of science fiction."

"Yes, Leonard, this is it." Sheldon said solemnly, "You just confirmed that our place is a world in a story."

"Wait, wait," Raj raised one hand and lowered his head to think, "So, I seem to be caught in some strange paradox... Are you trying to use scientific methods to prove that there is no science in this world? "

Zhang Lin felt that he no longer knew what they were talking about. He could clearly recognize every phonetic symbol, so why couldn't they understand them together.

"I just know," Sheldon straightened his thin, half-hunched back slightly, and announced proudly, "We might be able to cross."

A moment of silence.

"Cool," said Raj. "Going from this world to another—surely more desirable than going from India to America."

After Zhang Lin understood this sentence, he suddenly felt even more miserable.It would be a good thing if they could figure out how to time travel, but the nerds seem to have forgotten to consider how the four weak chickens should survive in other worlds.