Fake to destroy the world

"A mere human being dares to snatch the quilt with Mrs. Alphagero!" The fair-skinned boy who was naked on the big soft bed and only wore a pair of shorts threw himself on the quilt with an angry face, gritted his teeth and tried his best to fight with him. Yusama fought for justice, "Hurry up and present the quilt respectfully, begging for mercy with your buttocks pouting, and begging for forgiveness from Mr. Alphagero!"

First, the bed was robbed by Igniz, and now Masayoshi Yusama, who wanted to grab the quilt, was outraged. He also gritted his teeth and held on to the quilt on his body, "The quilt I gave you Just put it beside me! Why do you insist on grabbing mine...don't pull it!"

"Hmph, do you think I can't see it? This bright yellow quilt is the best!" Igniz scolded the humans while pulling the quilt that Masayoshi Yusama was covering with all his strength and trying to cover himself. The cunning little thought, "Take out a green quilt on purpose, this is to match with the red quilt and make me look ugly! What a scheming earthling!"

"I'm going... Are you quarreling because the quilt is green? What a difficult child..." Masayoshi Yusama guarded the quilt covering him, trying hard not to be pulled by the boy In the past, he exposed his red body, and then tried every means to persuade the young man, "Wait, you stop and don't pull it... Can I go and find you another quilt that is not green? Don't pull it and show it Already!"

Igniz used the ambiguous posture of straddling Yusama Masayoshi, holding his breath and dragging the quilt from the opponent's body, gritting his teeth without the effort to speak.However, the boy's slender body does not contain any amazing power of aliens. It is completely like a human boy who has just grown taller. In terms of strength, he is not as good as the thin but muscular Yu Yu. Masayoshi Sama.

After finally realizing that he couldn’t win staged victories and the dignity of aliens from his opponent (hey, it’s just a quilt), Igniz, who was still struggling to grab the quilt just now, suddenly let go , watching Masayoshi Yusama silently, not knowing what he was thinking.

Masayoshi Yusama was also confused by Igniz's sudden change. Looking at the boy who fell silent all of a sudden, he was also a little frightened. Could it be that this guy will cry with red eyes in the next moment? Are you out?

However, it turns out that it is too naive to use the brain circuits of ordinary earth teenagers to try to figure out the second-level level of the Alpha Gero stars. After a short silence, Igniz suddenly burst into high-pitched laughter, approving and gratified. Said: "Hmph, although you are only a mere earthling, since you can win a temporary victory under Lord Ben Alphagelo, then I will recognize your qualifications as my old enemy! Don't be too happy... Victory will come to the end! It must be Lord Ben Alphagello!"

Hey boy, your victory criterion is to keep the quilt from being snatched by you, don't you think it's too low-grade?And what kind of strange setting is the old enemy? I am a partner of justice, not Bumpman who specializes in fighting small monsters!

Mr. Plane Model, who just protected the quilt from being snatched by the boy, just listened to the declaration of the boy's nemesis, and while frantically complaining about Igniz's brain circuit in his heart, he regretted not having to continue fighting for the quilt, which is as childish as a child. I breathed a sigh of relief.

Now... Igniz won't make any more messes, will he?Go to sleep now...

↑Stupid human beings, so you really are too naive!

Just when Masayoshi Yusama was thinking 'ah, the battle for the quilt is finally over', Igniz captured the quilt and the bed sheet with his agile movements, sophisticated posture, precise aiming and coquettish movement Then, like a slippery little fish, it slammed into the gap, "My old enemy! Come and fight me for [-] rounds! Today either you die or I live!"

Masayoshi Yusama: ... Either I die or you live _(:з」∠)_, in a life and death battle, isn't my death and your life the same result? I'll go!

A cold unknown creature suddenly crawled into the warm blanket, and the air-conditioning that came in along with the smooth body of the young man made Yusama Masayoshi shiver involuntarily.Before Yusama Masayoshi could control his trembling teeth, the boy twisted his body wearing only a pair of shorts, and pulled on his body so that his cold skin was tightly pressed against him.

"Eat my MAX trick - the highest mystery of physical arts·absolute zero culling·reform!"

Masayoshi Yusama hadn't had time to push away the boy who was sticking to him and absorbing the heat, and heard Igniz exclaiming as if he had discovered some shocking scandal: "Damn it, you actually sleep without clothes! Sleep naked with no clothes on! HENTAI!"

"I don't want to be said that by someone who only wears a pair of shorts!" Masayoshi Yusama finally couldn't bear it anymore and turned over and pressed Ignis under him, propped up his body with his hands to block Ignis He said in front of his eyes, "Stop playing enough, Mr. Alien who is running around in a pair of shorts!!"

"Hmph, what a brutal and vicious evil force...but the righteous Lord Alpha Gelo will not be defeated!" The young man raised his face and said with burning eyes, "Come on, ruthlessly ravage me! Today's The sacrifices are all for the peace of the liberated world tomorrow... Violent flamenco, if one Alpha Gelo falls, there will be tens of thousands of Alpha Gelos standing up! Your tyrant rule will not Will last forever!"

Masayoshi Yusama was completely numb to the magic of Igniz's brain circuits, so he lay down exhaustedly, next to the boy's body that had gradually warmed up, and said vaguely: "Stop making trouble...it's already late, hurry up!" Go to bed...I have work tomorrow..."

Masayoshi Hazama's full-time job is a graphic model. Although he usually likes to wear the shame-play tights and go out to become a samurai flamenco to maintain "justice", most of the time during the day is still occupied by modeling work.

When I met Igniz in the park just now, it was already late at night after eleven o'clock.Then drag the boy back home and dawdle back and forth... until he rolled into bed, it was past twelve o'clock in the morning. For ordinary people who are not nocturnal otaku, it is time to fall asleep .

In fact, Masayoshi Yusama, who has to work hard during the day and has to maintain justice at night, has long been sleepy. If Igniz hadn't made a fuss over a quilt, he would have been sleeping and meeting Duke Zhou long ago.After ambiguously finishing this sentence, Masayoshi Yusama immediately fell into a state of light sleep where he had a hazy conversation with Duke Zhou.

Then the dazed Hazama Masayoshi noticed that the boy moved left and right in the bed to find a good position, and after sleeping obediently, he said unforgivingly: "Since you have begged me for mercy so sincerely If so, then I will hereby let you go, and you will not be an example!"

"I seem to have picked up a very troublesome guy..." Masayoshi Hasama thought in his inner world, "And it's really strange that two naked men sleep together... Don't sleep too hard, wait for him After falling asleep, I will go to the other side to sleep well. 』

As for going to sleep in another quilt, it means that Igniz has successfully snatched this yellow quilt or something... Now Masayoshi Yusama, who is sleepy, doesn't care anymore.

The bottom line that I stubbornly insisted on at that time, many times when I think about it after a while, I feel that it is completely nothing...

Although Yusama Masayoshi kept telling himself in his consciousness not to sleep too much and wake up later, but he couldn't stop his consciousness from gradually slacking off and his sleep gradually deepened.

Igniz beside him had already fallen asleep quickly, but the boy's even panting sound inadvertently intensified Yusama's sleepiness, and he began to feel unscrupulously: just fell asleep like this There will be nothing.

Maybe it was a busy day and the drowsiness was too sleepy, maybe it was an unexpected visitor who got into the bed alone, and it became warmer. Masayoshi Hazama's original idea of ​​wanting to change the position became more and more faded. Igniz fell asleep while sharing the warmth of a quilt...