Fake to destroy the world

After the electronic doorbell of 'Ding Dong Ding Dong' sounded into his ears, Masayoshi Yusama, who was sleeping late, turned over impatiently, and muttered softly: "Who, it's so early in the morning... very noisy……"

Just when Yusama Masayoshi muttered vaguely and changed his position to continue to sleep back into the cage, the warm body touched by his arm that was put on the other side made him break out in a cold sweat instantly— —He was clearly sleeping on his own bed, how could he touch other people's bodies? !

Human beings' IQ plummets when they are half awake and half asleep in the morning, so Masayoshi Yusama didn't recall the teenager who was picked up by him last night and the massacre of co-sleeping for a quilt. I just suspected that I was pressed by some ghost... I was awakened by the chill running through my body in an instant, and opened my eyes in shock.

Then, Masayoshi Yusama saw the quiet and peaceful profile of the young man who was still asleep. When he was still in a daze, he even thought he saw an angel...

Well, in the end, the doorbell that kept ringing like a reminder for death still managed to help Yusama Masayoshi regain his IQ. He finally picked up the boy who didn't come home in the park last night, and then found out that the boy was an alien, and then I recalled the fact that I lived with aliens and slept together, and then...

Then Masayoshi Yusama would rather he hadn't thought about it, so he suddenly realized: The cliff that Nima is urging her to die so early in the morning is Miss Ishihara, the agent who is also known as "Master Miejue"!

Although Yusama Masayoshi was not intimidated by the illusion that Sadako had crawled into bed and slept next to him, but when he suddenly realized that he had left "Master of Extermination" outside the door for so long, this hadn't been working for a long time. The graphic model, who had fully experienced the dire and fiery life, was scared to pee, scrambling and hastily put on pants and clothes, and rushed to the door to open the door before she even had time to put on her slippers.

As soon as the door was unlocked, Yusama Masayoshi didn't even have time to look at the face of the visitor, and immediately bowed at ninety degrees to apologize: "Miss Ishihara is very sorry! I didn't have a good rest yesterday and got up too late today, so I left you outside the door." It's really not my intention to ask for forgiveness..."

After being so nervous that he didn't even have time to break a sentence, Yusama Masayoshi just raised his face slightly in a panic-stricken mood and looked at the other party's expression—Miss Emma Ishihara's face was indeed dark Into coke ah!The blue veins next to the two eyebrows are jumping into intersections, is there anything!

Masayoshi Yusama, who was scared to piss, wanted to run away, but was grabbed by the manager Ishihara Demon King who was exuding black resentment, and pulled back the handsome face that he relied on for food. The venom injection started: "Hasama, Magi-kun—I called you at 07:30 last night to inform you that you will discuss the job interview this morning, right?"

When Yusama Masayoshi was dragged back by the big devil Ishihara dragging the golden fur back with a full face, before he could reply, his face was pinched by the opponent with a swift movement that won the essence of the dragon's claw hand, and the force was so great that Yusama Justice almost thought his jaw was going to be crushed.

The Great Demon King Ishihara used the violent thin (ti) face (fa) technique that he had honed through many battles to modify the facial contours of Yusama Masayoshi, while suppressing his anger with a dark face and whispering: "You know there is a Are there any handsome guys with pretty faces and eyes that sparkle? That’s like making dumplings, they’re going to the entertainment circle one after another? Now you’ve finally gained a bit of fame by shooting print ads. You won the qualification to audition as a backup dancer, and you dare to oversleep because you forgot this reason... Do you want Santuchuan to experience the taste of death once?"

When the Great Demon King Ishihara talked more and more angry, and squeezed his chin so hard that he 'clucked', Yusama Masayoshi, who couldn't even speak, could only cry with tears in his eyes. I thought in my heart: It turns out that the sexy V-shaped faces of the brothers and sisters come out like this!Comrades really worked hard! !

After severely scolding Masayoshi Yusama and venting her anger at being rejected for 7 minutes and 38 seconds, Ms. Ishihara dragged Masayoshi Yusama into the spacious room with a black face like the bottom of a pot. in the high-end apartment.After pinching the opponent's chin and dragging Masayoshi Yusama to the sofa to sit obediently, Miss Ishihara calmed down a little and took out a document from the briefcase she was carrying.

"Remember what I told you yesterday." Ms. Ishihara stared at the trembling Masayoshi Yusama with vicious eyes, and continued in a fierce tone of "If you dare to forget, I will kill you". , "Now the popular girl group "Mineral Miracle Muse" is preparing to hold a concert, and I won the opportunity for you to give the lead singer Mano Jasmine a microphone as a guest before the concert..."

"Now "Minerals Miracle Muse" is the leading girl group among newcomers, and has great appeal among young fans, both boys and girls. If you can show your face as a guest at their concert, with Your appearance advantage will definitely attract a lot of female fans, for you who have neither singing talent nor acting skills and can only be a vase, this is the only opportunity."

Although Ms. Ishihara, as a manager, is doing her homework for Masayoshi Yusama very competently, but Masayoshi Yusama, who has escaped from the hands of the big devil and relaxed, inevitably thinks of the one who is still there now. The alien teenager sleeping soundly in his own bed... If it is said that the advantage of appearance can attract fans, let Igniz show his face and walk around on the street casually, and he will get a lot of love, right?

When Masayoshi Yusama was distracted, Miss Ishihara suddenly got up from the soft leather sofa, leaned in front of him, put on a stern expression like that of the dean, and said to the plane model who was woken up and sat upright: "So, today The interview must not be messed up...you are confident, right? Hasama-kun."

"Yes—yes! Please don't worry about the organization! I will never let down the trust and cultivation that the organization has placed in me!" Masayoshi Hasama read out his lines of loyalty as if he had been brainwashed by a cult, "I will overcome everything Difficult and dangerous, to complete the task assigned to me by the organization, to win the guest spot of Mineral ★Miracle★Muse concert..."

"...It's so noisy, what are you doing?" The confused and clear boy's voice interrupted Masayoshi Yusama's loyalty to Miss Ishihara, and the naked boy wrapped the bright yellow quilt in the bed as if to declare ownership Leaning on his body, he was leaning against the door of the master bedroom, yawning and yawning, his eyes half-closed, and he said to Yusama Masayoshi, "People on Earth, go and warm me up a cup of milk, put more sugar..."

Drinking milk and adding sugar, is this guy still a child who hasn't been weaned yet... Masayoshi Yusama almost laughed out loud when Igniz refused to go out with clothes wrapped in a quilt. Fear made him suppress his laughter successfully, and he didn't burst out laughing on the spot.

But the strange thing is that after Igniz, who was so sloppy that he didn't even bother to open his eyes, appeared, the nervousness and bewilderment that he was frightened by Miss Ishihara just now disappeared like a bubble.

However, Masayoshi Yusama had not had time to rejoice that the arrival of Igniz had won him the courage to face the Great Devil Ishihara head-on, and was immediately frightened by Miss Ishihara who covered her mouth and stared with disbelief on her face: How slow is his reflex, a handsome young man with no clothes on, wrapped in his quilt, walked out of his room!

Moreover, he who hurriedly opened the door just now was also disheveled, put on short-sleeved shorts, and rushed over... Fuck, you don't need to have a big brain to make up a big show!

"That's not the case! Ms. Ishihara, don't get me wrong, I have nothing to do with Igniz!" Masayoshi Yusama, whose reflection arc can circle the earth, waved his hands without tears and said to his manager, "He It’s just because I’m homeless that I borrowed here for one night last night, Miss Shi Yuan really don’t think too much, I beg you!”

Just when Masayoshi Yusama was about to hold up the chastity archway to prove his innocence, something happened that broke his glass heart——

I saw that Miss Ishihara put away the out-of-grade expression of being overly frightened, and changed to a fanatic expression of a believer seeing a god, walked over quickly, and then excitedly put her hand on the boy's bare white shoulder on, and said: "Are you an adult? Do you have a contract now? If not, please be sure to choose our Kaiser PRO to sign! You are the angel bestowed by God! You will definitely become the enlightenment star of the gods of boys and girls!"

His glass heart was shattered and Masayoshi Yusama picked up his son's treatment completely: ...

By the way, Ms. Ishihara, don’t you really notice that the quilt that guy is wrapped in is mine (accent), didn’t you notice that the room that guy came out of is mine (accent), and didn’t think that the guy slept last night Is the bed mine too! (stress)

Miss Shi Yuan, shouldn't you be focusing on the ambiguous overnight relationship between me and him?Is it really a man to skip this topic that the audience loves to see and go to solicit customers?Are the federation's agents all such dedicated monsters!It's obviously a plot where you should exclaim 'what's the relationship between you guys', is it really appropriate to have to go out of your way to hook up with someone and sign a contract!

He is already desperate _(:з」∠)_ for this world where agents are too dedicated.