Earth is fragile, handle with care

Yi Chu woke up early in the morning. He stretched and twisted on the bed, struggling between getting up and continuing to dream.But when he thought that he was out of the state of "one person is full and the whole family is not hungry", he had to rub his eyes and get up to make breakfast.

When passing by the living room, he turned on the TV and listened to the local morning news. There was delicious fish porridge boiled in the regular pot, and Yi Chu beat two eggs to make poached eggs, while humming a ditty.

"...According to reports, this is the first time a crop circle has been discovered in China, and its shape is also different from common crop circles. Judging from the picture, it is undoubtedly a cartoon-shaped rabbit..."

The spatula in Yi Chu's hand trembled and almost fell off.

On the news screen was a huge rabbit in Q version. The corner of Yi Chu’s mouth twitched slightly. He bought it from the supermarket during a discount. He threw the pair of slippers into Farrell’s arms last night. He is sure.

The news also made a series of bold guesses about the crop circle. Yi Chu stared blankly, his mind blank.

Aliens, really aliens?This alien has been eating at his house for a while? !

Yi Chu rubbed his forehead, he must be dreaming, now his body is lying on the bed, and nothing happened when he wakes up later.

There was a polite knock on the door, and Yi Chu opened it in a daze.Outside the door was Farrell in a well-mannered suit, holding a gift box with a bow tie in his hand.

"Good morning dear, this is a gift." Farrell handed the gift box to Yi Chu.

Yi Chu pulled out a strange smile: "Thank you, Mr. Alien."

Farrell walked into the hallway, skillfully took out a pair of rabbit-patterned sandals and put them on his feet, and said to Yi Chu, "Your poached eggs seem to be a little overheated."

Before he finished speaking, Yi Chu smelled the burnt smell coming from the kitchen, and hurried to rescue the poached eggs.

This breakfast was spent in Yi Chu's uneasiness and hesitation. Farrell was very slow to change the atmosphere. He just felt that his chef said very little today, and he was concerned about his lover. Asked: "Honey, are you in a bad mood?"

"No, it's not..."

"You need art to relax your nerves at times like this," Farrell said plainly. "I think bombing the Alps is a good idea, and you can also enjoy the avalanche. What do you think?"

"..." Yi Chu felt powerless. He finally knew why Farrell always gave him the feeling of beings from another dimension, and the fact is not far away. The other party came from another galaxy, "What are you doing here on Earth?" of?"

Farrell did not intend to tell the truth, so he said: "Contribute to the people of the earth to get rid of the backward technological level and rush to the interstellar civilization. I am good at building star destroyers, customizing planets, repairing timelines, and smuggling and wholesale destroying stars." At present, the earth does not need to undertake such services, and I can also provide services such as nuclear reactor accident cleanup, Antarctic glacier repair, global ocean environmental protection, space satellite surface dust removal, smuggling and transformation of aircraft carriers, and repair of nuclear submarines at the bottom of the ocean.”

Yi Chu's eyelids twitched wildly: "I have to seriously consider refusing a dishonest alien with ulterior motives to come to my house for dinner."

Farrell sighed: "Well, it's okay to tell you. I'm here to recover His Majesty's stolen treasures. It's about my inheritance. I really can't be careless."

"Inheritance? So you are still...a member of the royal family?" Yi Chu was terrified that his humble kitchen had hosted an alien royal family member.

"No, all clansmen on the planet have the right to inherit. Except for His Majesty and those who are serving in the black hole prison and the exile star, seventeen clansmen have the right to inherit."

"...an astonishing crime rate." Now Yi Chu is seriously considering rejecting a dangerous person, but perhaps the matter of rejecting a dangerous person is itself full of danger.

"Yes, 100%. The rest is just that there is no evidence. The total population of Dadadilla is only 28 and a half." Farrell said leisurely, taking a sip of the coffee ground from the coffee machine.

"What's going on with that half..."

"Your Majesty only has half his life left, so now everyone is fighting over the succession issue."

"The total population is only in the twenties..."

"So the probability of becoming emperor is quite high, which is countless times higher than the coup rate on your earth."

"But there are only a few people who become subordinates. What's the point?"

"No way, not becoming a king is not enough to realize the dream of purifying the universe. This universe is too dirty. It needs to be purified with blood. When I become emperor, I will call on the clansmen to bomb the celestial bodies and the alliance headquarters together!" Fa Rael slammed down the empty coffee cup and said solemnly.

"...You're here again. It's not that the village chief is calling on the whole village to plant the land. Don't sound like you're serious." Yi Chu couldn't help but tease him.Yi Chu, who saw through the two natures of Farrell's death, began to use his verbal ability to verbally attack the other party's passion for crime.

Farrell picked up the burnt poached egg dipped in soy sauce and swallowed it whole: "I'm really serious. I submitted a detailed plan to His Majesty on how to cooperate with terrorists to bomb the Alliance headquarters, but His Majesty told me that he had a look at it. I felt anxious about the report and used it as toilet paper, so it was not implemented in the end.”

"...Do you really believe such a perfunctory reason?"

"I think it's very reasonable. When I was part-time finance minister, I would do it whenever I saw the funding approval report, so I never ran out of toilet paper during that time."

Yi Chu sighed in his heart, he was sure that the guy on this dangerous planet was really stupid in some respects.

After dinner, Yi Chu began to unwrap the gift box from Farrell. He explained that it was a gift from the Mond star who worked overtime all night to make crop circles.Yi Chu felt that there was a logical error in this, but he was terrified that such a hardworking employee was willing to give the boss...the chef a gift after working overtime for free.

But immediately after unwrapping the gift he thought otherwise.

"What is this...?" Yi Chu asked with a livid face while holding a lace-trimmed rabbit apron.

"Apron. I think it's pretty good. It's a rare boutique for people on Earth in terms of style and pattern. It's worthy of being a Mond star with an excellent artistic vision." Farrell said without changing his face, suddenly forgetting that he was a day ago Still criticizing the aesthetics of the Mond Stars.

Yi Chu raised his eyebrows, put the apron aside, and pulled out a pair of rabbit earmuffs: "What about this one?"

"Adornments that can increase the rate of turning heads by [-] percent. Putting them on your head makes you feel that you are full of furry animal characteristics from appearance to character. The Mond people call this 'cute'." Farrell photo Read the product introduction given by Zhinao.

"Yes, I will be sent to a psychiatric hospital, I'm sure." Yi Chu pulled out a stiff smile, and took out the deadliest thing from the box - a massage stick with a rabbit tail, " What about this? How do you explain it?"

Farrell said solemnly: "It is said that this is the best gift for single gays on earth, you can try it, maybe you will like it. Of course, dear, I don't think you need it after you have me, although I I am very interested in the 'fun' of you earthlings, but I prefer to do things like mating by myself."

Farrell was then thrown out the door.

The intellectual brain simulated a human sigh: [What a gentle way to get angry. 】

Farrell leaned against the side door and played with the lighter in his hand: "So I like him more and more."