Earth is fragile, handle with care

Of course, Yi Chu didn't know what the people outside the door were thinking, he just threw the sex props into the trash can with a blushing face, and put the rest at the bottom of the box.

At first, Yi Chu didn't think much about Farrell's molesting behaviors from time to time. He always thought it was a matter of national conditions, and he felt that he should have a tolerant heart for enthusiastic foreign friends.But today he finally made it clear that this is no longer an issue of national conditions but an interstellar issue.

Well, an alien creature, he still thinks he's dreaming.If it hadn't been for the embarrassment just now that dilutes this illusory sense of unreality, he probably hasn't recovered from the terrible fact that he has entertained an alien friend for nearly a month. What's worse is that the other party seems to be Not yet a kind and friendly race—perhaps, at least to him, Farrell had maintained a polite stance.

But judging from the revealed information, it is really a race that loves crime and misbehavior.

Yi Chu was struggling between "refusing to provide the other party with three meals a day and supper service and thus becoming a victim of crime" and "continuing to provide paid catering services for the other party and finally becoming a criminal accomplice".It was his new wallet that finally drove Yi Chul to his decision.After lovingly fondling the shriveled wallet for 30 seconds, he decides to succumb to interstellar evil.

Anyway, anyway, Farrell didn't do anything too outrageous...

Soon, he knew how foolish his decision was.

Because he actually wanted to carry 7000 yuan in his pocket to take Farrell out of the police station for violating the Public Security Management Punishment Law, on the grounds that he was arrested for soliciting prostitutes.

Mr. Alien, are Earth women really... your thing?

The thing is like this, after dinner at Yi Chu's house that day, it was rare for Farrell to go back to the aircraft to continue researching on love dramas, but to take a stroll around the neighborhood.Because he was not familiar with the road conditions, he strolled all the way from Yi Chu's house to a street popular with the people of this city, which is the legendary red light district.

It has to be said that standing there, Farrell really revealed a "tall, rich and handsome" aura of a financial master, and that serious face did not show the truth of his unknown inner situation at all.

In this way, he was dragged into a bad place by enthusiastic women who lost his way, and was caught by the anti-pornography police.

When Farrell was sitting in the police car, he still felt that he was out of the situation. In order to protect the safety of the police station in this city, Zhinao resolutely instilled wrong ideas in him: [They are inviting you to a place for free meals and travel. ] Then Lightspeed contacted the Alien Agency.

Farrell felt that his IQ was underestimated to an unbearable level.

In fact, Yi Chu happened to be on his way to the supermarket when the police car was running all the way to the police station. He only saw a familiar guy sitting in the police car in the dark, and he remembered who it was only after passing by.

Yi Chu said to himself silently: I must have misread it. He neither bombed the building nor bombarded the square, nor prepared to destroy the earth. He just lost his way while shopping and let the police send him home.

But this hope was dashed after he received a call from the police station.

The employees of Alien Agency and Yi Chu arrived at the police station at about the same time. One of them, Yi Chu, had met before, was Fu Xiang, an employee who came to send Farrell a visa for Earth. A taller young man, wearing a pair of rimless glasses, expressionless, but with an impressive air.Yi Chu pondered for a while, it was probably the aura of the director of the school's teaching office.

The man handed him a business card: "Dong Anyu, you are in charge of taking care of the funeral for this group of aliens who can do anything weird, welcome to take care of our business."

Yi Chu took the business card and said, "It must be..."

The name card reads - the No. [-] Crematorium in Z City.

Yi Chu immediately changed his words: "I think it's better to ask you for help after a hundred years..."

Dong Anyu pushed his glasses: "I'm sorry." After speaking, he went to negotiate with the police.

I am not at all!Yi Chu thought with a bitter face.Instead, Fu wanted to see Dong Anyu left and came up to pat Yi Chu's shoulder with a smile: "How are you and Farrell getting along? Did he take you to space to play? You can't miss this opportunity. After all, traveling to the sky at your own expense requires at least one month." 2000 million US dollars. Hey, a few days ago, a few employees from City H and I just came back from planet Ram, because the princess of planet Ram escaped from marriage and fled to the earth. We took the bus from another planet and sent her home. It's really nice there, it's an eye-opener, but unfortunately I came back before staying for half a day, and I brought back an alien rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit was lost..."

The word rabbit poked Yi Chu's sensitive nerves, and he dryly pursed the corners of his mouth and did not speak.

Fu wanted to continue nagging: "Don't be nervous, Farrell will be fine, in fact, if he really wants to make trouble, no one here can do anything to him, well, it's hard to say, BOSS is still very skilled in dealing with aliens Yes. Maybe I can look forward to the PK between BOSS and Farrell?"

Just as he was talking, Farrell had followed Dong Anyu out, and Dong Anyu handed him the receipt in his hand: "The settlement will be settled at the office within three working days, and the interest will be settled at three times the bank interest rate for the same period."

Fu Xiang whispered to Yi Chu: "I bet the boss is in a very bad mood now, because he came to the police station for the third time this week to lead people. Aliens are always not interested in the laws of the earth. In fact, neither are we, but BOSS is still very dedicated to take the exam for a lawyer's license, in order to facilitate the release of these dangerous people on bail pending trial."

Yi Chu hummed curiously, indicating that Fu wanted to continue.

"For example, a while ago, there was an alien couple. When they were playing suffocation and bundled SM heavy flavor PLAY, one killed the clone of the other, so they were sentenced to death. Fortunately, the one who was sentenced to death was also a clone. Anyway, the clone Once the body's death consciousness automatically returns to the main body in the nutrition tank, it is a waste of two clones. And in order to eliminate the adverse effects and prevent the pervasive reporters from reporting this incident in depth. BOSS is also the defendant's defense lawyer. I think he did it In order to make a fuss about the lawyer's fees, I saw the satisfied smile of the BOSS after receiving the check, and he even treated me to a hot pot meal for the first time, it was like red rain from the sky!" Fu Xiang was flattered Yi Chu's expression amused him.

"The matter is settled, I hope I won't see you at the police station next time. Goodbye." Dong Anyu pushed his glasses and said.

Farrell looked at Yi Chu, and Yi Chu looked at him expressionlessly.

"My gut tells me you don't seem too happy," Farrell said.

Yi Chu sneered: "When a person's brain cells shrink to a point where he is about to be eliminated from the category of intelligent creatures, his intuition becomes particularly credible. Mr. Alien, who was arrested in the police station for prostitution, Don’t doubt, I’m talking about you. Do you expect to use your alien aesthetics, alien logic and alien reproductive organs to reproduce beyond species with earth human females? I don’t want ten In a month's time, you will come to see me with a little alien in your arms."

The voice of Zhinao sounded in Farrell's mind: [Wow, I never knew that your chef and future partner are so good at the art of aggressive language, although I think he is just full of anger and triggers the poisonous tongue attribute. 】

"I never meant to let you be a stepmother." Farrell said carefully, "If you want... I can let you give birth to a baby yourself, from your belly, you have to trust the technology of the mother planet level can solve the problem of reproductive isolation.”

Zhinao's voice sounded again: [Well, I'm sure, his anger value has exceeded the upper limit at this moment.Oh, he's evolving!Continue to evolve!Congratulations to him, his wife attribute has been sealed! 】

So Farrell's supper was canceled.