Earth is fragile, handle with care

How to do bad things with an artistic heart is a science, which belongs to the Dada Dila people.

They disdain violent crimes such as petty theft, murder, and arson that lack shock and artistic standards. If a questionnaire survey is given to the 29 remaining Dadadilla stars, half of them will write in their favorite criminal activities: Fry celestial bodies.The remaining half might be written: Bomb the Alliance Headquarters.

And Farrell is obviously a typical example that no one wants to miss.The currently detected galaxies alone have hundreds of billions of galaxies, and each galaxy has an average of almost 1000 billion planets. It should be allowed to blow up a few lifeless stars for fun—it is not as destructive to the universe as human beings Setting off a firecracker will do a lot of damage to the earth.Therefore, the way for the Dadadillas to celebrate the New Year is to send out all the people from all over the world together, and then go to the remote galaxies to blow up the planet together, which is the same as setting off firecrackers during the New Year.

Although it is a great affirmation of his proficiency in criminal skills that he has not received a summons from the interstellar court so far, he is still a little bit regretful, because he heard that the anti-jailbreak measures of the black hole prison and the exile star are extremely challenging.

Well, he's such a mischievous sociopath, at least until he finds a lover.

Farrell's current mood is very delicate. On the one hand, he feels that since he has a crush, he should act quickly, and on the other hand, his brain tells him that he should not act too hastily.

He began to understand the troubles of love.

Fortunately, he is not so impatient, maybe this has a lot to do with his liking Yi Chu's cooking skills more than himself.

At the moment, Farrell is sitting on the field ridge in the suburbs idly watching the stars.

The universe is so vast that space travel would be an impossible fantasy without mastering the technology of interstellar hopping.Traveling at the speed of light takes 10 years to reach the border of the Milky Way.At least the current earthlings are far from seeing the threshold of interstellar travel.

Every civilization tries to understand the universe, but none can really understand it.As long as researchers stick to their own species boundaries, they will never be able to touch the truth of the universe.The world they can perceive is like people seeing the projection of clouds on the ground, guessing clouds based on shadows, and what they can perceive will never touch its original appearance.

The Dadadillas love death and destruction. This strange belief comes from the universe itself—hundreds of millions of stars are constantly being born and dying, and these stars, known as "cosmic element factories", are conscientiously synthesizing particles during their lifetime. , From hydrogen to iron, until the moment of death, the force of collapse and ejection will instantly create the elements arranged after "iron", and send them to every corner of the universe with the force of explosion.

All the elements that make up this world, from the diamond rings on human hands to every cell in the human body, are the products of the death of these "star factories". Everything in this world belongs to the corpses of stars.

This is what the Dadadillas believe in, the romance about death.

Maybe many people feel small when they look at the starry sky and imagine the fear of infinity, but it is clear that Farrell is not such a sentimental creature. His thoughts at the moment have nothing to do with the mysteries of the universe. Thinking about Yi Chu's reaction tomorrow.

Now Yi Chu should believe him.But... the acceptability of the people on Earth...

[Don't worry, don't underestimate the magical territory of the earth.You must know that at least twenty S-class interstellar wanted criminals come to Earth every year. Not only has this planet not been destroyed, but those wanted criminals have disappeared without a trace.It was certainly a dreadful place. 】The brain comforts Farrell, although it feels that Farrell does not need any comfort.

Farrell hooked the corners of his lips, and turned his attention to the hard-working Mond star not far away.It is driving a special flying saucer to work hard in the field, not daring to rest for a moment, for fear of offending the harsh supervisor capitalists not far away.This kind of forced late-night labor without wages is extremely bad, but the people of Mond star dare not speak out.The glorious deeds of the Dada Dela star people have spread out of the Alpha galaxy and went straight to the whole universe.

It is not difficult to impress the Mond star, Farrell showed it the beauty of the Q-version rabbit slippers, and the Mond star sneered; Farrell showed it the parent star name on the earth visa, the Mond star It began to tremble; finally Farrell showed it his weapon collection, and the Mond star sincerely praised his enthusiasm for art, and enthusiastically said that he could make a rabbit-shaped crop circle tonight to please his lover, free.

"Although that's not a wheat field, it's okay. I promise this thing will be on TV tomorrow, and your little lover will be very surprised." The Mond star generally complained as he got off the aircraft, pointing to the farmland not far away. Farrell said, "The rabbits on Planet Ram are really the scariest existence in the entire universe. I really can't figure out how the same creature is so popular with women on Earth. I really don't understand the people on Earth."

Farrell played with the lighter and said indifferently: "He is a man."

The Mond star took a small step back: "I don't mean to discriminate against homosexuals. You know, mating between non-similar species has been legalized these days, and I often see the same race riding a different species on my home planet. Just being the same gender doesn't matter at all."

Farrell pressed the lighter repeatedly, and the flame on it flickered, reflecting his meticulous expression.The Mond star quickly stuffed a gift box to him: "A gift for your partner, I wish you a happy life, goodbye."

After speaking, he quickly jumped on the aircraft and disappeared into the night sky - he fled back to his home planet.

Farrell held the gift box and opened it to see that it was a complete set of rabbit costumes, including rabbit ears, rabbit apron, and even rabbit slippers and gloves.

Farrell imagined the effect of Yi Chu wearing this body...it really looked like a rabbit.

Suddenly, an indescribable and wonderful sense of joy welled up in his heart.

Well, maybe Yi Chul will like it.