Earth is fragile, handle with care

With the terrorist's earth visa in his pocket, Fu Xiang watched Farrell's address questionnaire that the BOSS handed over to him and knocked open an apartment.He didn't want to know how his supernatural superior got this information.

"Come here." A gentle and pleasant male voice came from inside the door, and then the locked door opened suddenly, and the young man inside the door was wearing a plaid apron and muttered, "Didn't you say you will come after twelve o'clock? What... eh, are you?

Fu wanted to touch his nose, not because of embarrassment, but because the tempting aroma of grilled crucian carp with scallions from the kitchen deeply conquered his sense of smell.

"I'm here to find Mr. Farrell." Since it was unclear whether the other party knew Farrell's identity, Fu Xiang had to say it implicitly, so as not to frighten the man in front of him who exuded the aura of a married woman.

"Ah, you are his friend? Please come in, Farrell will come over for dinner at about twelve o'clock. Please wait a moment."

"Okay, my name is Fu Xiang, and today I mainly send a visa to Mr. Farrell." Fu Xiang looked suspiciously at the pair of sandals with a big white rabbit pattern on the shoe rack, and felt something bad in his heart. premonition.

"Oh, my name is Yi Chu." Yi Chu followed Fu Xiang's gaze and said awkwardly, "Those are Farrell's slippers."

Given Farrell's uncharacteristically possessive desire for his belongings, Yi Chu lost ownership of the shoes the moment they were put on his feet.God knows that he managed to snatch this pair of sandals from a group of hot-blooded aunts in a discounted supermarket, but it's a pity that they belonged to Farrell not long after they were worn.

Yi Chu poured Fu Xiang a cup of tea, and asked casually, "You said you were sending Farrell a visa. Is there something wrong with his visa?"

Fu wondered how much he knew about Farrell's origin, so he asked vaguely, "Do you know where he came from?"

Yi Chu thought about it, Farrell did not tell him which country he was from, but judging from his facial features, he should be of mixed race, it seemed that the only time Farrell told him about his origin... Oh yes, he said he was from the Alpha system, what a great joke.

Thinking of the scene that day, Yi Chu couldn't help smiling, and jokingly said, "Alpha galaxy is really a wonderful place."

Fu Xiang heaved a sigh of relief, as it turns out, humans who can become friends with aliens are also unusual.

"Because he didn't get a visa before coming to Earth, which is of the nature of smuggling, so he had to make up for it. Of course, our extraterrestrial friends in our extraterrestrial agency always provide thoughtful service, and the difficulty of obtaining a visa for Earth can only be rated as F-level." Visas, we have never made it difficult for our guests." Fu Xiang shrugged, and couldn't help complaining about his work, "I'm really fed up with all kinds of strange aliens who came to Earth because of this, they just treat this place as Free resorts, come and stay if you want, but we have to wipe their ass again and again."

Yi Chu opened his mouth to say something, Fu Xiang looked at the time and sighed: "Why don't you give this to him, to be honest, he is really a terrible guy, last time you called him suddenly Take the green onions back, but he threatened me to get the visa within 3 minutes, or use porous silicon bombs to solve all problems. Uh, I didn’t mean to provoke your feelings. I also saw the case of people on earth and being with aliens It’s been a long time. Well, there’s a couple in H City. That brazen transvestite slime has been challenging my nerves. I really don’t know how Qin Que endured it. To be honest, I’m at the headquarters. I really didn't see that he was such a guy with such a heavy taste. A few years ago, he called me and told me that they were together, and I had mixed feelings. Of course, I didn't have any unreasonable thoughts about my former colleagues. Oops, I seem to talk too much again, the boss keeps saying that I am a chatterbox, but I really only talk more occasionally, most of the time I am a hardworking and good employee, really."

Yi Chu swallowed hard, he was sure that the guy in front of him came from the same place as Farrell, a psychiatric hospital.

The doorbell rang again, and Yi Chu went to open the door with hands and feet. Not surprisingly, there was Farrell outside the door.

"Good afternoon honey, I'm hungry," Farrell said deadpan.

Yi Chu rubbed his forehead: "A gentleman came to you to send you an earth visa."

Fu Xiang jumped up from the sofa, handed the visa to Farrell indiscriminately, and ran out the door without changing his shoes. Yi Chu felt distressed when he heard the sound of slippers coming from the corridor frowned.

Slippers, another pair missing.

Before Yi Chu could close the door, Fu Xiang ran back again, scratching his head in embarrassment: "Sorry, I took your slippers away."

Yi Chu handed the shoes to him with a smile: "Don't rush to leave, you can stay for a light meal."

As soon as the words fell, Fu Xiang saw Farrell's eyes over Yi Chu's shoulder.

It was a kind of murderous look in the eyes of a hungry wild wolf on the grassland when it saw a predator.

Fu Xiang put on his shoes and ran away without looking back. His voice came from the corridor far away: "No need, there is a canteen in the crematorium!"

Yi Chu blinked, why did he suddenly change from an alien office to a crematorium?Sure enough, he is a mental patient...

"I'm hungry," Farrell repeated.After scaring away the predators, he was in a good mood, and he was even more hungry with his stomach. Watching the love TV dramas on the earth with Zhinao every day is really irritating, especially when the couples on TV are male and female. There is no reference value at all.

"Okay, wash your hands and sit down. Today I made grilled crucian carp with green onions, braised eggplant in oil, and spicy fried chicken with corn... Anyway, it's enough for you to eat."

Farrell glanced at the visa made of metal cards, and threw it aside as if nothing had happened.Compared with this, lunch is more likely to mobilize his enthusiasm.

Recently, there has been no news from Qian Ya. Ever since Qian Ya disappeared in City H, he has not been able to get a single bit of news. He is worried that Qian Ya has left the earth.

He really doesn't want to do such a thankless task of chasing thousands of miles, not to mention that the only fun on the way - destroying everywhere - has been deprived. He came to Yi Chu's house for dinner, and practiced the violin in his spare time. If it wasn't for the delicious food that soothed his nerves, he would have gone back to his home planet to fight with His Majesty.

The aroma of stewed eggplant wafted into the nostrils, and the secretion of saliva in the mouth suddenly accelerated. Farrell swallowed, picked up the chopsticks and stuffed the eggplant into his mouth.

Yi Chu, who is wearing a plaid apron with a dinner plate, is no different from God in his eyes - if he has faith.

Well, maybe coming to Earth wasn't such a bad choice, he had a hunch.Maybe he could abduct a lover and bring him home.