Earth is fragile, handle with care

Summer vacation is pleasant for teachers, especially for teachers who teach sub-subjects.

As an art teacher in elementary school, Yi Chu has the opportunity to immerse himself in his own study and creation for two full months—if there is no uninvited guest who cannot be offended...

Yi Chu admitted that the monthly food expenses paid by the other party was the main reason why he could not refuse.As an ordinary art teacher, he doesn't have the lofty arrogance of an artist. There is nothing wrong with using his skills to make his life better—although he doesn't use the skills he has learned for many years.

It was raining heavily that night, and Yi Chu was curled up on the sofa lazily watching TV. The crop circles were being talked about on the TV. This topic was very popular in the last century, but now in the 21s, there is still no conclusive explanation. .

Yi Chu yawned, wondering if Farrell would come over today, he made a lot of meat buns with his own hands, waiting to be fed to that big eater.

There was a polite knock on the door, just like Farrell himself.Sometimes Yi Chu also finds it weird. Most of the time, Farrell's appearance and demeanor are reminiscent of a polite gentleman, but sometimes it makes people feel out of harmony, and...abnormal.

Farrell once squatted downstairs in his house for half an hour watching two nests of ants fight. He even muttered to himself to cheer for one of them, and finally knocked on the door of Yi Chu's house after the one he favored failed. I asked for a bottle of hot water to fill the ant nest.

Yi Chu felt that even kindergarten children would not do such naive things, but he was calm, unaware that there was something wrong with him, a big man with a height of more than 1.8 meters watching the ants fight.Yi Chu had no choice but to excuse this strange diner with his childlike innocence.

Although most of the time, he just wanted to say to Farrell: Grasp the treatment and recover soon, even if he is discharged from the hospital, the medicine cannot be stopped.

The door opened, and Farrell outside the door was drenched all over, dripping water on the ground. He said with a handsome face, "Good evening, my dear."

Yi Chu is used to his greetings every time he opens the door, as well as that sweet-sounding dear, he always has more tolerance for foreign friends, such as the other party's goodnight kiss.

Seeing that he was drenched, Yi Chu frowned and said, "Don't you know how to bring an umbrella? What if you catch a cold?" He dragged him to the bathroom and threw him a new, unused towel.

Farrell asked blankly, "What?"

"Taking a bath." After Yi Chu finished speaking, he closed the bathroom door, and prepared the supper by himself.

Farrell began to urgently inquire about the proper use of the earth's bathing facilities.Plastic water pipes and showers can spray water after turning on the switch, which can adjust the heat and cold.

"This thing can be designed as an offensive weapon with a little modification," Farrell said proudly to the brain, "add a high-pressure injector to increase the water pressure, change the liquid to highly corrosive, and then..."

[If you don't want your chef and future mate to get headshots over a modified shower head it's best not to try it. ] Zhinao cautiously reminded.

Farrell seemed a little disappointed: "Okay, but the word 'future' sounds really unpleasant, I hate this model full of uncertain expectations..."

[Necessary patience is necessary, you don't want to be kicked by him and thrown out the door, right? 】

The door of the bathroom was knocked lightly, and Yi Chu's voice came: "Your clothes are wet, please wear my pajamas first, it may be a little small. I put your clothes in the dryer, later Just do it."

Farrell opened the bathroom door and took the pajamas calmly: "Thank you."

Yi Chu stared blankly at the naked Farrell, completely unaware that he would open the door naked.Although the figure is good, yes...

At a loss, Yi Chu blushed, hurriedly closed the bathroom door and went back to the kitchen. Although it was not the first time he saw other people's nude bodies, they were all needed for painting in the past. Those who engage in body sketching can also be said to use art to cover up their inner pornographic hooliganism. Yi Chu remembers the first time he drew a nude body, the nude model looked much calmer than him.

Yi Chu touched his cheek, he is indeed a conservative people's artist.

By the time the two of them sat down at the dining table for supper, Yi Chu had returned to his previous calm state of mind. The TV was still broadcasting the discovery of crop circles. Farrell glanced at the TV and said, "Only people from Mond have Such a bad taste."

"What?" Yi Chu shook his head.

"I said, the weird art lovers of the Mond star people like to engage in this strange art form. We Dada Dela star people disdain this very much. But the Mond star people can get it in every cosmic art competition. Good ranking. I can only say that the judges did not appreciate my aesthetic vision at all. One of my clan members blasted a dying star with a single blow with a modified anti-matter charge bomb. The whole process was smooth and the planet was blown apart. The moment is like a flower blooming in the universe - that is the ultimate beauty when life dies. He recorded the whole process and sent it to the jury. I think he deserves the first place, but unfortunately, he Just received a warning letter and a court summons, and now he is presumably serving time in a black hole prison."

Yi Chu sighed: "Why do you always feel that you are an alien?"

Farrell bit the meat bun and said inarticulately, "Because I am."

Yi Chu looked at him with the eyes of a kind, vexatious child.

The intellectual brain fanned the flames in Farrell's mind: [It seems that your royal chef doesn't even believe a single punctuation mark in your words. You need a little evidence to win the trust of the stubborn earthlings, my lord duke. 】

"Well, how do you believe it?" Farrell asked with a shrug.

Yi Chu glanced at the TV: "If there is a crop circle in the suburbs tomorrow, maybe I will consider believing it."

Farrell took off his slippers and poked the Q-version rabbit on it with his finger and asked Yi Chu: "What do you think of this pattern?"

Yi Chu touched the corner of his twitching mouth: "It's great."

Farrell said solemnly: "I feel the same way. Even people from the Mond star have to admire my unique aesthetic. My dear, this is due to you, you are a great artist."

It was almost midnight when Farrell finished eating an astonishing amount of meat buns and was about to return to the spaceship to continue searching for Thousand Crows. Yi Chu looked at the time and the heavy rain outside and was a little worried: "Why don't you stay at my house?" One night, it's raining heavily outside."

"Theoretically, a substance like water can't have any effect on my body. Only lowly silicon-based creatures have ridiculous hydrophobia." Farrell said indifferently.

The intellectual brain reminded him: [Don't forget that your current form fully complies with human DNA, and the human immune system is not as strong as that of the Dadadillas. 】

Yi Chu found an umbrella and handed it to him: "Hold the umbrella, be careful on the road."

Farrell played with the umbrella in his hand and praised: "Although it is a rough principle, it is unexpectedly a very good weapon, if it is stronger."

Yi Chu couldn't help but sighed again, patted Farrell on the shoulder and said softly: "You must insist on taking the medicine according to the treatment schedule when you go back." Then he closed the door.

"Wait, give me the slippers, I need the bunny pattern on them!"

The door opened a crack, throwing out the pair of bunny slippers Farrell was wearing.

Farrell outside the door took the slippers, shook the umbrella in his hand, looked at the heavy rain outside, and finally said to the brain: "Check the residence of the nearest Mond star. I haven't done anything bad for a long time. It feels a little raw."