Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

At that moment, Han Ji suddenly traveled to the end of the world.For the first time, she had doubts about the research career she loved.And he was full of uncertainty about what he was doing.

Nima, let's study giants in the future.If she can escape this time, she will never appear in front of Levi's wife again!

"what are you doing?"

A voice suddenly tore apart the depressive atmosphere between Zooey and Hanji.

At this moment, Hanji was so moved that he wanted to cry.For the first time, she found Levi's voice so beautiful.

Levi is really a good person, although he has a lot of things, he is fake and clean.

Levi is indeed the most reliable comrade-in-arms, although he is violent at every turn.

No, Levi is simply a god of salvation.Because he dares to marry a monster, he will be free from all shortcomings!

It's just that it's really nothing.Even more terrifying is yet to come.When Zooey heard this voice, the unpleasant coercion emanating from her body dissipated instantly.It's as if he just regarded her as a mistress, wanted to kill her with a fork, and threatened her to act as a human shield for Levi at critical moments, to block knives, guns, and giants... It's all Han Ji's illusion.

Not only that, Zoe also changed the model of a virtuous and good wife.Looking at Han Ji with a smile on his face, like she is pampering her to mess around.Moreover, he also graciously stepped forward to help her straighten her clothes and wipe off the blood on her neck.At the same time, he pulled out the fork stuck in the wall.And completely ignored Han Ji's unlucky sleeve, which was messed up by her with a fork.

Hello, what's the situation?

Zoe was suddenly transmigrated by aliens?Or did Shenjingbing attack without taking medicine?

"Husband, I'm just chatting with your colleague." Zoe ran to her husband with a smile on her face, hugged his arm, and looked very obedient.

At that moment, Han Ji looked at the pair of dwarfs full of harmony, and suddenly wanted to vomit three liters of blood.

Hey, **ossSAMA, what's the matter with you?

Suddenly transformed into a little wolf dog, pretending to be cute and virtuous, let you bully the victim, can you really accept it?

Han Ji touched his chin subconsciously.Fortunately, it is still there.It's just that the dog's eyes are about to go blind.

However, Levi has long been used to the cold side of his wife.It's just that the dead fish turned its eyes outward and glanced at Zooey.

"Don't talk nonsense to people you don't know well." Levi said to Zoe sternly.It seemed to be warning her.

That's right.As a good man, he must restrain his horrible wife.But why, when Levi looked at her, seemed to be warning her?Han Ji really couldn't figure it out.She has already been played by boss SAMA, right?

Hey, could it be that Levi's dog eyes are also blind, can't he really see that his wife did something bad just now?

"I don't have one." Zooey looked at him aggrievedly.

"I'm really just talking about life with your... good comrade in arms (vixen, evil mistress), talk about life (don't want to live, my man dares to rob you, kill you!), talk about ideals (you have to give it to me in the future) My husband is a human shield, honestly block knives, guns, and giants. Otherwise, I will trample you to death!)...Talk about love (if you dare to touch my husband, I will cut off your hands and feet!)..."

Hearing what Zooey said, Han Ji suddenly felt dizzy.

This is absolutely the end of the world.Otherwise she wouldn't feel so hopeless and discouraged.

Nima distorts and misunderstands other people's words like this, and uses her own powerful force, threats and temptations in an open and honest manner, and still looks innocent and straightforward, is this really okay?The villain boss SAMA in a girl's skin?

And since you have done such a shameless thing.How can you distort and distort the facts so confidently to cover up for yourself? **oss SAMA?

Levi suddenly gives his wife a hard look, stopping her from blah blah blah.

Then, he pulled up his wife and wanted to leave.

Zooey looked at him with tears in her eyes as if she was hurt suddenly.For a moment, she seemed to want to tune in immediately.In the end, he just bit his lip and said nothing.

Levi seems to just squeeze her hand, and she suddenly calms down.

However, at the moment they left, Han Ji suddenly said pitifully: "Lee... Will... Please explain to your wife. I am really just an ordinary comrade in arms with you! I have no friendship with you at all. Different feelings." Han Ji's voice was full of tears.Sure enough, the giant is her true love.It's better to stay away from cute-looking human girls and young women.

Levi staggered at her words and almost fell.Fortunately, he was supported by his wife.

But the next moment, Zooey looked at Han Ji angrily.

"Little San, a vixen or something will seduce other people's husbands with tears!"

What the hell.Tragedy happened.His deep well ice wife finally did it.

He was very worried that Han Ji would come to abduct his wife and use her as an experimental subject.However, this incident was distorted by his insane wife into a vixen's door-to-door provocation.He really didn't expect it!

That's right, he already knew that his wife, Shen Jingbing, was overwhelmed and liked to act in dramas.Still neurotic and always suspicious that there is a vixen around him to seduce him.But treating Han Ji as a vixen is really blinding, and absolutely impossible.

What kind of brain does his wife have?Actually misinterpreted Han Ji as a mistress?

And obviously, it seems that this place has already staged a show where the real wife fights the mistress.

No wonder Han Ji looked miserable, almost crying?

At this point, Levi has no other choice?He could only drag his terrifying wife away quickly.At least this will stop her wife from releasing murderous intent on Han Ji, right?

However, before taking two steps, Zooey really started again.

"Honey, you have changed..." You no longer love me!

There were also tears in Zooey's voice.This is the rhythm of preparing to perform her best abandoned wives repertoire.

In order to avoid the deterioration of the situation, even more embarrassing.

Levi blocked his wife's mouth decisively, picked her up and left...

The moment they left the kitchen, a fork flew over and plunged | deeply into the ground in front of Hanji.This red fruit clearly shows that the threat continues.If the agreement is not followed, she will really kill her.

Just, make an appointment with your sister.Who made an appointment with her?

Isn't this a shameless threat?

Hanji suddenly felt very tired.It feels more tiring than fighting giants.It turns out that surviving is such a stressful thing.That's why people have to work harder.Even if it is to constantly fight with giants.Or when faced with the threat of a Lolita-like evil and terrifying boss, you must tenaciously resist the pressure.

Only in this way can life have hope!

Han Ji clenched his fists and kept motivating himself.Just seeing the fork deeply inserted into the ground, she was like a deflated rubber ball again.Decadent again.

Emma: Whose family raised this child?How to raise such an evil, ferocious and terrifying beast?

The same goes for Levi, since he is married to someone, should he teach him well?

If you really can't teach it well, at least don't let it out to scare people, okay?

By this time, Han Ji had already forgotten that she was the one who sent her to the door to seek|abuse her.

Who is it bad for you to harass|harass?Just want to mess with Zoe?

Next time, put your eyes on the bright spot, there is a boss passing by here, don't enter second-hand goods!

After finally returning to the room, closing the door, and turning around slowly, sure enough... it's finally going to start again...

Zooey was looking straight at him with eyes full of tears.

"Tell me, did you fall in love with that flat chest? Did you not go home because of her? Did you know her a long time ago? Then, because of her, you decided to join the army?" Zuo Yi clenched her fists tightly, her face full of grief and indignation.The role of the betrayed wife is fully interpreted.

In fact, Levi doesn't quite understand why Zoe likes acting so much?

Most of the time, she may just be messing around.

Later, he discovered that she was not just messing around.She occasionally only reacts to her uneasiness in this way.

Levi stared at her silently.Even if she is making trouble for no reason, playing the role of a savage wife.He still doesn't find her annoying.At this moment, he finally began to despair of himself.

Nima, he finally got sick too.It's all like this, and I still feel that his wife is nothing.Isn't this tm sick?

And now, what else can he do besides giving up on himself?

Levi finally stepped forward and picked up his short wife.Put her on a level with him where she can look him in the eye.

At that moment, Zooey really couldn't continue acting.Instead, she looked at him stupidly.

"Are you disturbed? You must be terrified? You idiot!" His voice sounded right next to her ear.

Zooey looked at him as if frightened.Then suddenly stretched out a finger to caress his face.Seems to be sure he is not really the same.

"Fool, what are you thinking about all day long? Your head is full of fodder!" He was still scolding her, but he didn't seem to be angry at all.

Zooey suddenly stretched out her arms and hugged his neck.Then the tears flowed down.

"I thought that you would become a big liar like Papa. If you lied to me and abandoned me, I will definitely raise the child well, and when I turn around, I will find a rich man who is a hundred times better than you Handsome. Ask your baby to call someone else's father!"

What a vicious threat.

It's just that in this kind of tender moment, is it really good to say such words?Didn't see your husband started jumping the word "well" again.

really……

"I promised you that if I don't die, I won't die! I started thinking about finding Gao Fushuai before I died. Do you want to die, bastard!" He frowned and yelled at his wife violently.Originally wanted to resort to nirvana divorce.But it suddenly occurred to me that the use of the nirvana here is not the right way.So I temporarily changed the section.

However, after these years of training|teaching, my wife has become very obedient and "sensible", and is very good at following his face to act.

Seeing that he was angry, he really became obedient immediately.She never said anything to make him angry, just buried her head in his neck.

"Then...you...if you can't beat him, run away! If you can't run away, push that mistress out!" Zoe confidently hypnotized in his ear.

But because of her words, he almost threw his crazy wife out.

Why hasn't his wife made any progress after being separated for so long?The atmosphere is obviously very harmonious, but this guy will definitely lose his shape when he opens his mouth.

and also……

"Hey, what is the reason that makes you think that in the past in the capital, no woman would look at your [short] husband, only you, a fool with a brain, will like it. It will be super popular? And like Being robbed like a treasure? Fool!" He looked at her helplessly, although being treated as a treasure by his wife satisfied his vanity.But please don't hate every woman around him so much, okay?I don't even look at what kind of goods that woman is.How could he fall in love with a woman worse than a stupid wife?

Zooey hugged him tightly, not letting him get away.

"Because you are very strong! You are also very handsome!"

For a long time, he didn't know what to say.

"Do you like me too much?" He was obviously mocking.

"Yes. I like you so much. If you dare to run away, I'll break your leg and shut the little black room!" Zooey said with a serious face.

Hey, is there something strange that flew in?Obviously the front is still normal, why is the back twisted?

What's the matter with breaking the leg and closing the small black room?Where did this thing go?I go!

However, this...could it be the first time for a crazy wife to make a formal confession to him?

So, he gritted his teeth and continued to ask. "Are you afraid that I will be robbed?"

"Yes, if you dare to snatch them, kill them." Zooey narrowed her eyes and looked at unknown places with dangerous eyes.

"If you keep listening to me, I promise you that I will never be snatched away by anyone." My husband said seriously.

"Husband, I've always listened to you, okay?" Zooey's soft voice was crying, with a pitiful look on her face.

"Bastard, be serious!" Her husband started to play the word "well" on his forehead again.

"Oh, hubby, I will definitely listen, so please don't abandon me!" Automatically switched to the abandoned woman channel.

……

Her husband ignored her for a while, and she automatically changed the channel again.

"You are very arrogant, ignorant human being. Am I afraid that you will be robbed? Who dares to touch you, the left hand will be chopped off, the left hand will be chopped off by the right hand, and the right hand will be chopped off by the right hand!"

What's the matter with Nima's cruel and shameless tone?

This time, Levi finally threw Zoe back to the ground and slapped her on the head hard.

Zooey looked at him with teary eyes. "You're finally guilty. Are you ready for domestic violence because you fell in love with a vixen? In addition to beating me, do you also want to beat the child..."

Before the lines were finished, they were cut off again.

It's really not suitable for them to spend tender moments with Nima.

Under her husband's serious gaze, Zooey finally sighed.Then, she took a step forward and hugged his waist tightly.

"I promise you! If it's not for self-protection, I won't kill anyone again! Even if there are vixens, I won't touch them. That's all right!" The soft voice was full of irritability.

Her husband finally hugged her back.

The atmosphere finally relaxed.only……

"Husband, what's the matter with swollen? Why are you swollen and fat? Have you gained weight in middle age? It's funny to think that your waist will turn into a poop." Zooey said happily, completely ignoring her husband The word "well" popped out of the head.

Should he tell her or not, because he is not by her side, so he doesn't have to think about this and that all day long.Don't worry if she got into trouble outside?Have you beaten someone and robbed them of their protection money?Did you make your noble wife fall down in the street?Has there been beating and intimidation of the underworld...

So it's natural to be fat?

Having said that, I'm afraid the crazy wife will be even crazier!

Alas, that's why it's hard to be a man!

Being a husband is even harder!

It is even more difficult to be the husband of a deep well ice girl with explosive strength!

(Male god, you have worked hard! o(>﹏

The author has something to say: (~o~)~zZ In Chapter [-], the heroine finally confessed to the hero.Warm flowers~(≧▽≦)/~

========== Confessions of a twisted male god ============》

It is even more difficult to be the husband of a deep well ice girl with explosive strength!

After waiting for 40 chapters, my wife who had lost his mind confessed to me!

Emma regretted it.When they get married, they should force this guy to say these things before agreeing to marry her.

It's the same as what he confessed first.

Displeased, displeased, very displeased!

Forget it, go chop the giant.Vent the pears in life!