Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

The night Levi's wife came, she really showed her amazing cooking skills.

Zoe sat next to her husband with a virtuous face, and soon won everyone's favor.

However, since she came.The team leader has been working overtime to make plans for the next step.Did not appear in front of everyone.

Han Ji, who always had a strange mind, suddenly felt uncomfortable and had been resting in the room.Someone saw that Han Ji seemed to be really sick, and his face was very ugly.

Alva was still taciturn.After Zoe arrived, she began to lean towards her like a loyal dog.It made her husband feel less and less pleasing to her.

Alva's friend, Gavin, always looks at Zoe pretending not to care.I understand, I understand completely, you are young, you will do this when you see a beautiful girl.Even if everyone is married.See if it's not breaking the law?

As for the other old members of the survey corps, they seemed extraordinarily quiet.Some people even seemed to disappear, no longer appearing in front of everyone.On the contrary, he has always been stable and reliable, withdrawn, reticent, irritable, rude, and nicknamed the recruit killer, but he will step forward to save the rookie's team leader, Brian, at critical moments.Appeared at the dinner table for the first time.Edgar, the vice-captain who was always by his side, also came.

The appearance of the two seniors made the originally relaxed atmosphere a little tense.Levi gave them a surprised look.Then he reached out and stroked his wife's red hair.The pretty girl with the red hair didn't even look up.Just continue to drink soup.She even stole her husband's potatoes openly, and then took a naughty bite.

Even so, the atmosphere was still unbearably oppressive.

Brian actually wanted to say something to Zooey, at least to tell Zooey what he had done in the past few years.Perhaps he was still not a very good soldier.But he has been working desperately to carry on Lord Baker's behest.In fact, not only him, but others are also working hard.

In 850, the wall of Maria was broken, and Lord Baker's prediction, which was once regarded as a pessimist, finally became a reality.

At the same time, the status of the Survey Corps was suddenly enhanced.No one sees the Survey Corps as a place for hot-blooded lunatics anymore.

As for their former partners, there are fewer and fewer, and many of them have sacrificed.But the living keep going on...

There was once an old general who left a batch of seeds in the most disgusting army in the last days.

Later, this seed grew into a large forest, and every year there will be new trees, which will grow up under the leadership of the predecessors...

They are the first line of guarding humanity.

An adult is sacrificed, but his consciousness will be passed on from generation to generation.

The lady seemed to have forgotten him.Brian remembered that Master Baker once told everyone with a smile that his little monster had a brain flood and couldn't remember other people's names or appearances.

But Brian remembered the red-haired lady, crying and breaking down, arguing loudly, wanting to kill them all.Because they killed her favorite father.

He really deserved to die, if he wasn't arrogant and didn't listen to the adults, the adults wouldn't have to die for him.

This became Brian's eternal nightmare.

Never to be forgiven, and never again to apologize.

Because the other party has completely erased him from memory.

In such a sad world, maybe this is the best choice.

It's just that Brian still feels bad.

Brian ate quietly.Edgar sat beside him.

Levi and his wife left soon after eating.

Not far away, Zooey excitedly held her husband's hand.He said cheerfully: "Can you take a walk with me after dinner?"

Then they walk away.

Still very depressed at the dinner table.The player Kyle, who has always been short-mouthed, suddenly said in order to mobilize the atmosphere: "Levi's wife is a strange woman. She seems to regard Han Ji as a rival in love. She even quarreled with Levi. Standing They can be heard outside the room, the girl is asking if Levi has a mistress. I'm not saying, not everyone can bear such a wife. I didn't expect Levi's taste to be so strong. No I know what kind of parents can raise such a child..."

Before he could finish speaking, Team Leader Brian had already slammed the soup onto the table.

Brian stood up indifferently, walked in front of him, grabbed his collar fiercely, and lifted him up. "Please apologize to her father."

This is the first time that Brian's team leader has been so merciless to a newcomer.And Brian seemed genuinely mad.Even his expression was distorted.

Kyle, the rookie with a bad mouth, was terrified and said tremblingly, "I'm sorry."

Only then was thrown back on the seat severely.

Brann stopped eating and left the restaurant quickly.

"The girl's father was eaten by a giant to save Brian." Deputy Captain Edgar explained in a low voice.Then quickly went after Brian.

Recruit Kyle is obviously starting to feel awkward.Because of his bad manners, everyone didn't like him.Seems to hate him even more now.In fact, he didn't want to come to investigate the Corps, but he didn't pass the entrance examination for the military police, and he didn't want to be a soldier.Only this option is left.

Seeing his former comrade-in-arms, his face was full of enthusiasm, and he kept saying that he wanted to join the investigation corps, but was transferred back to the capital by his father through Gavin.Kyle felt more and more annoyed.The world may not be fair.

Thinking of Levi who joined the job later than him, but because of his superb martial arts skills, Kyle was even more aggrieved.Could it be that Levi left so smoothly because of his wife Shen Jingbing?

Then look at that idiot Alva who was obviously stupid, but once escaped from death, and then worked harder and harder, getting more and more recognized by everyone.Kyle felt that the world and the sky were obscure.

Kyle is just a normal guy trying to get ahead.He didn't want to do some basic maintenance work all day long like his soldier father.He wants to be a successful person.It's just that he's not outstanding, has no connections, and doesn't have any extraordinary talents.After the group leader suddenly brought some strange masters, he became the most ordinary little stone.

He also wants to keep working hard.The reality made him look more and more miserable.He dared not kill the giant so far.Levi and Alva can already fight alone.Even Levi's wife, who has never seen a giant, can kill a giant.

What the hell is going on in this world?Can he still be a superior?Does he still have the chance to stand beside the king and enjoy the glory?

Life seems so hopeless.

The mission of the Survey Corps was soon over.Although the leader has never appeared.

Zoe happily took her husband home.

This time there was no sadness, and Zoe returned home with some happy memories.

After a short break, my husband set off again.It's just that this time Zooey seemed to really start to calm down.

When Levi came home from his third vacation, Zoe was bringing their eldest son, pulling his calf, early.

"Are you trash? You can't even beat your sister? You were beaten and cried by your sister? How will you live like this?" Zooey was obviously very angry.

The little boy cried out aggrieved.

"Don't pretend to cry. I can't pretend to cry? Do you think I will forgive you by pretending to cry? Bastard, tell you, it's impossible! Give me a hard work, and I will rely on you to protect my sisters in the future." Zuo Yi has been training him.until he stopped crying.

Zoe lifted the child up and met his eyes. "Why is it so bad? Could it be that Dad's genes are too bad?"

When Levi went in, he could hear his stupid wife shamelessly smearing him.

"What are you doing?" Levi couldn't help yelling at her.

Zooey quickly hugged her son into her arms, then turned around and looked at him with a smile.

"Yo, husband, you are back!" The virtuous wife mode is automatically turned on.

"I'm asking, what are you doing?" The husband didn't turn on the good husband mode, but directly turned into a big ghost and beast.

"I'm training my son." Zooey held her son in her arms, obviously not very gentle, but she didn't hurt him on purpose.

"Dad!" The little guy was really excited to see his dad.After a while, the eldest daughter, who was waiting next door for her mother to train her brother, also ran over... Although the eldest daughter was very quiet, she was obviously very happy to see her father.He quickly hugged Dad's leg.

Levi's anger was immediately lowered.He picked up his daughter backhand.

"What do you teach them?" Levi was very dissatisfied with Zoe's actions.Of course it wasn't just because Zoe discredited him.

"Teach them that even if they leave their parents and relatives, they can live on their own strength." Zoe squinted her blood-red eyes, not feeling that she had done anything wrong.

Levi suddenly couldn't help it, and continued to be angry with Zooey.Instead, he walked slowly towards Zoe.

"The world is not as complicated as you think. And as parents, we will protect every child from growing up."

"You really don't mind at all? And you never mind, your son is a monster?" Zooey lowered her eyes, and it was the first time that she talked to her husband so bluntly about the children's problems.

"Bastard! How can you say that about your own child?" Her husband slapped her head hard. "Didn't your mother tell you? Our children are miracles."

The husband’s voice was very gentle, and Zooey listened to him fascinatedly.But he stopped talking.

"Then... at least... learn to protect yourself!"

"So, I never objected to you training them? But you are too much to Leo. What are you talking about." He was still very angry when he thought of this.

"That's because...can't you see it? This idiot will shamelessly act cute and pretend to cry. He always likes to be lazy and avoid training." Zooey did not shy away from revealing her son's true nature.

Even though the bear boy was lying in his mother's arms, he still couldn't forget to watch his father pretending to be pitiful and cute with tears in his eyes.

Seeing him like this, Levi finally couldn't help embarrassingly.A boy who looks a lot like him is completely shameless as a child's mother, what the hell is going on?

"Didn't you...didn't realize...that brat is getting more and more like you as he grows up?" Levi finally knocked hard, the same innocent looking mother.Then turned and walked out.

Emma, ​​what he was most worried about finally happened.The child was taken sideways by Zooey.Still the one that shouldn't be crooked the most.How on earth should this be done?

Walking into the yard, the mother-in-law, who was taking the twins to bask in the sun, looked at her son-in-law in embarrassment. "After you leave, Zooey likes to take care of her, who looks a lot like your Leo." So, your son's president has nothing to do with her.At least, under her education, the other three children will definitely become real ladies.

As for the little boy who loves to cry, act like a baby and like to be mischievous.She likes it too.But his crookedness really has nothing to do with her.

Levi looked at the mother-in-law who had been taking care of the children with all her heart, and finally said nothing.

It's just that in the days that followed, no matter where he went, he took his son with him, trying to correct his broken personality...

But when I saw it with my own eyes, the child climbed on the scarred man, called him uncle, and asked him to buy candy.I even crushed a stone...

Nima, what's the matter?

Before the underworld uncle was successfully blackmailed by his son, Levi finally couldn't bear to take his five-year-old son away.

At this moment, Levi finally began to understand the old Baker's mood.

Nima, I didn't learn the good ones at all, and I learned ten percent of the bad ones. What kind of trouble is going to happen?

He was really worried that when his son grew up, he would tell him with a smile on his face, Dad, I want my son to inherit his father's career and become the number one gangster in the capital.

When he thought of his son with a face that was very similar to his, squinting his dead fish eyes and smirking, he began to feel that he had a headache, a liver pain, and everything hurt.

When he thought that his son had inherited his mother's terrifying strength and shameless character, he felt that his integrity was shattered.

Is there still hope in this world?

Even for a holiday, Shen Jingbing's mother is forbidden to touch the child.And has been telling the child to be a good boy with integrity and kindness.But the son always looked at him stupidly and smiled.If you criticize him and don't do those strange things, the son will start to look at him tearfully, and start to cry...

The only blame is that the vacation is too short, and the blame is only that the virus of Shen Jingbing's wife is too poisonous.He will be leaving the house again soon.The son of their family seemed to be on the road to the infinite demon, smiling at his poor father.

Before leaving home, he asked Shen Jingbing's wife which child she liked the most.

The wife hesitated for a long time before telling him, the blonde one.

Levi was full of apologies, repenting like his little daughter, and at the same time encouraged Shen Jingbing's wife to teach her little daughter well in the future.

I just beg her to let the eldest son go, otherwise the world will be broken.

The next day, Levi had to find the mother-in-law in private, hoping to stop Zoe from contacting the eldest son.

And told her about some things Leo did, hoping that the mother-in-law would continue to educate the children.At least let the children have the most basic human moral concepts.It would be great if he was taught to be a good boy with integrity and kindness.Of course he thought that was a little unlikely.

The mother-in-law couldn't believe that Leo had started to rob the underworld before he was five years old.So he gritted his teeth and stood up, with the word "well" all over his head, and behind him was a dark storm.

Sure enough, Zoe was a born brat.

It's just, how can she let her spoil her grandson, whom she raised with great difficulty.Even bad bamboos can grow good shoots.Could it be that when he left this world and saw the old man again, would he be ridiculed by the old man again for not being able to bring up children?

No, absolutely not!

So the mother-in-law was completely angry.Not only began to educate the grandchildren, but even the daughter began to re-educate.

life goes on...

Zoe finally encountered the tragic lady tutorial again after a few years.

Since her husband was not at home, she was really pitiful this time, complaining that she should not respond every day, and that the ground was not working.Even the shield of being a child no longer exists.If I had known, she would have worked hard when her husband was on vacation last time, and it would be fine if she gave birth again.It's too late now...

The author has something to say: Keke, so there are only 4 in their family, not many.There will be a little aunt in the future (spoiler)...

============== Couple Micro Theater ============ "

Bumpman (angry): What the hell did you do to my son? (wo)

Little monster (with an innocent face): I didn't do anything?

Bump Man (#): Then your son robs the underworld and asks them for candy? (ni)

Little monster (surprised): Wasn't that candy offered by others?Why not?

Bump Man (Leader): ...

I really shouldn't have asked her.

=======Turn around=======》

The little monster hugged the little monster: "Hooliganism is a bright and promising profession!" The little monster looked serious.

The little monster: "That's why I want my son to succeed my father!" with an innocent smile on his face.

The little monster dad Bump Man, petrified on the spot. "Hey, put him down. You are forbidden to talk to him alone in the future."

So, the little monster, hugged all the little monsters together.

"Bastard..." Woohoo...the little monster was carried away...

**Enter Mrs. Oss Mother-in-law. "Dear babies we are going to be ladies and gentlemen. Starting today..."

The boss's fish eyes were turned outwards, and he kicked a certain baby away...

The second child looked at grandma innocently, and said, gentleman...

The youngest was full of blood, clenched his fists... Grandma, I want to be a lady... (The floor was accidentally trampled by her again.)

The fourth child casually took a piece of something unknown, and chewed it...

(The above happened a few years later, so it's a spoiler!)