Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

That night, Alva came to Zoe's shop alone.Zooey originally wanted to close the door and go home.But seeing that it was Alva, he finally told the little apprentice to go back first.Stay with her by yourself.

Oddly enough, her husband didn't take a vacation.Alva retired.And Alva, who came back for vacation, did not enjoy the relaxation of the vacation, but seemed to be hit hard.Alva, who was never serious before, seems to be gloomy all over.

As the only good human friend, and her husband's comrade-in-arms.Zooey naturally wanted to take care of her.So, seeing Alva's defeated dog, Zooey said on the spot that she would go to the kitchen to show her skills and told her to have a full meal.

"Actually, you don't need to be so troublesome." Alva rarely refused.

"Hey, that's weird. Have you changed your sex? Did you get hit on the head by a giant?" Zoe sprayed her naturally.

"Yes." Alva responded naturally.

What the hell!

"Did you really get hit on the head by a giant? That's why you came back for vacation? Did you still ask you to go to the hospital for a head examination? Have you been hospitalized for observation?" Zoe picked out a few baked snacks for tomorrow's purchase and placed them in Alva in front of.Then he asked her nervously.

Alva was in no hurry to eat.Just took a sip of tea.Then he looked at Zoe and said:

"The people in my group were all wiped out. But I was the only one who was stunned for no reason. Then I survived for no reason. This is not the first time this kind of thing happened. Do you think it's strange?" Alva said blankly look at her.Then my heart was filled with sorrow and regret.

"There is a hot-blooded boy in my group who talks every day that he must sacrifice his life for the freedom of mankind. He is very energetic every day. He works hard every day. Both his parents have been in the battle to regain the Maria Wall Died. He vowed to take back the city wall of Maria in his lifetime. Those who pursued him all died. I... such a bastard with impure motives survived inexplicably. Zoe, what do you say? Isn't the world strange?" Alva looked at her blankly.Her eyes dimmed, as if she had lost the meaning of existence.

"Sometimes, I wonder if it would be better for me to die for them. If I die, I can give up. Zoe... I think I'm going crazy. When I thought I was going to die , I actually saw Ivan again. Then, I thought I was going to die. But I survived again..."

Alva shook her hand excitedly and seemed about to collapse.

"Zoe, can you promise me not to tell anyone?"

"Well, I promise, I won't tell anyone." Zooey could see that Alva was under a lot of pressure.Tears filled her eyes.

"Maybe it's because of my head injury. Maybe it's all just a nightmare. But... I saw... Ivan, Ivan, he turned into a giant, and helped me fight those giants away... Maybe I just I miss Ivan so much. Maybe I'm really crazy. I've known Ivan since I was very young. We've always been together. Then we decided to get married. I really thought I was going to be with him for the rest of my life. But ...but he disappeared." Alva lowered his head, almost kneeling in front of Zoe.Her tears kept falling on Zooey's hands, on the floor.

"Ivan...he...must not be dead yet! One day he will come back to you." Zooey didn't know why she said these words?She didn't even know why she was comforting this human being?She just suddenly didn't want to see Alva become like this.She didn't want to see her so sad, like everything was destroyed.

Shouldn't this human being in front of him be like a rascal, living happily all the time?Isn't she supposed to smile when she has something delicious?

Such an expression is too ugly.It really doesn't suit her at all!

"Really?" Alva looked up at her.There is an indescribable hope in the eyes.There was only a sliver of hope left in her eyes, and it was almost extinguished now.

In this end time full of sadness and despair, her persistence has become more and more ridiculous.

Perhaps, she had really gone crazy, but she insisted on giving up treatment.

Now, maybe she should be like what Ivan said when she was young. "Alva, enough fun, you should go home!"

Zooey raised her head almost roughly, and looked at her very seriously.He insisted:

"Of course. As long as you persevere. You will find him!"

At that moment, Alva's eyes were suddenly lit up again.Her tears finally burst out of her eyes uncontrollably again.

Yes, just keep at it.She will find him one day.Like Zoe said.

Even though there were so many tears, she would never give up no matter what.

Perhaps, she is a lunatic!

Perhaps, she was playing a ridiculous game!

However, she absolutely, will not, regret it!

She will keep going.Until death!

"Thank you, Zoe. No one will stand by my side now, listen to me." Alva looked at Zoe gratefully.Then he hugged her hard.

Hey, it's just that the hug time is a bit long.My husband would be jealous if he knew.Zooey complained fiercely in her heart.But he didn't push her away at all.

Thus, Alva was cured.Alva, the foodie version, wakes up again.He ate all the pastries that Zoe brought.Afterwards, shamelessly asked to be packed.

Zooey looked at her impatiently and folded her arms.If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have put this stuff in.

What's even more frustrating is yet to come...

Alva rummaged through his pockets in a panic.Then looked at Zooey tearfully. "Well... because of the rush when I came out, so... I forgot to bring the money with me."

Zoe grabbed the big bag of snacks with a face full of irritability, and slapped Alva's face hard.Gritting his teeth, he said, "I'll give you this for nothing!" You bastard.

Zooey’s heart was bleeding continuously.In her mind, there was a miniature version of Zoe, who was scratching the wall frantically as if demolishing a house.

Humans, after all, are shameless bastards.

After finishing speaking, Zooey took Alva out of the store, and then closed and locked the door in front of her.

"Hey, Miss Zoe, it's so late. Otherwise, I'll take you home." Alva asked in an extremely gentlemanly manner.But what about the playboy accent?Hello?

Zooey raised her head and stared at her coldly. "In front of me, what do you think you can do? Can you catch my punch?"

"At least, I'm also an elite of the Survey Corps." Alva explained aggrievedly.

"Then Miss Elite, goodbye, I won't send you off." Zooey really didn't bother to talk to her.

"By the way, Miss Zoe, your husband seems to be getting promoted?" Alva suddenly remembered something.

"Really?" Zooey grabbed Alva's collar excitedly. "I've been promoted, how much is my salary? It's almost Chinese New Year, and you really have to perform well to get promoted and raise your salary."

After that, for several days in a row, Zooey was in a good mood.Even though she was forced to receive a lady's education, she still looked excited.As a result, Ma Ma asked her to make skirts for her three daughters.

Damn it... at least replace the daughter with the son.

Son, as expected, only you and mother belong to the same country.However, grandma prevented us from meeting.I remember all the tears.

Not long after, Levi received Alva, a gift to bring back.From the first shirt handmade by my wife.Look at that shirt that was so unlucky that it cost a thousand dollars.Levi really didn't have the courage to put it on...

Alva looked at the shirt with many things.Tell Levi that shirt, Zoe made it overnight.She seemed to see that all ten of her fingers were hurt that day.

Levi cursed at the idiot.But he put away the unlucky shirt that cost a thousand dollars.Before going home again, he hesitated for a long time, finally gritted his teeth and put on the unlucky shirt.

Sadly, wait until he gets home and takes off his coat.The wife who had been in the water began to laugh at this unlucky shirt.

"Husband, when did you buy such a tasteless shirt? Thank you for having the courage to put it on." Zooey couldn't help laughing.

"You did it." The husband said grimly.Zooey's laughter stopped dumbly.

"Honey, I won't cause you to be laughed at by your colleagues, right?" Zooey asked in a low voice, her face full of guilt.

"You know that too?" Her husband continued to say miserably.

"That... that... Mama just asked me to learn tailoring. I sewed one for each of my daughters, and immediately thought of you who worked hard outside. Then I made one overnight." Zooey whispered explained.

"Husband, please give me another chance. Let me make up for your face. I will definitely make a high-end and elegant shirt." Zooey said passionately.

So, that holiday, Zoe was sewing shirts.Mrs. Baker looked at Zooey's scarred fingers speechlessly, she was really speechless.It turns out that those who are good at all the housework are not necessarily good at sewing.Originally, Zooey had already given up this course in tears and begging.As soon as the son-in-law came home, the brat started to struggle desperately.

Looking at the son-in-law's unkind face.Mrs. Baker was too embarrassed to say anything else.

The day Levi left the house, he did receive a shirt.This time Levi receives the shirt and doesn't open it right away.I didn't open it until I got back to my room.

Seeing the quirky ruffles, the gorgeous cuffs and neckline, Levi was speechless again.Is this considered a high-end atmosphere?

The next day, Levi puts the shirt on, and his wife's number one dogleg fan, Alva, sits next to him and praises the shirt from start to finish.And he also pulled Han Ji who was sitting beside her, and praised the shirt together.Han Ji's face turned blue, but he couldn't stand Alva's thick skin.So I finally couldn't help but say, this dress is not bad.

Then he got up suddenly and left.

Anything related to the villain **oss, even if Han Ji looked at it, he felt very stressed.In fact, ever since that incident, she's always been horrified to see Levi.

What a terrifying man, he married the villain Miss Miss Oss back home. Miss **oss also washed, cooked and had children for her, and this time she also sewed shirts.What the hell is going on in this world?Han Ji suddenly felt that life was very mysterious.

Time finally passed 850 years, and many comrades in the Survey Corps died.Fresh blood is constantly added in.He has always resisted facing the giant alone, and his words are a bit bitter, but Kyle, who is determined not to leave the survey corps, finally did not escape death.Not even a body was found...

The seemingly indifferent seniors who led everyone to integrate at the beginning, but actually protected the newcomers, many of them died.Levi has already become a captain because of his super combat effectiveness, and even formed an elite class.Even the people in the inner city have been spreading his legend.Some people even say that he is the strongest soldier of mankind.

From everyone's point of view, this may be something to be happy about.In the eyes of his Shenjingbing wife, this couldn't be worse.When he first became famous, Zooey was about to cry.

"Husband, you suddenly became famous. When you encounter danger, can you still escape? At that time, don't be a fool hero. I heard that heroes will die early. They all become martyrs in the end. So, husband, You must be decisive in escaping, don’t be under pressure, you should run away. Who dares to speak ill of you. I will throw him to the giant for dinner..."

It wasn't until Zooey was hit hard on the forehead that the brainwashing about escaping stopped.

Even... Under her husband's stare, Zooey swallowed.Still couldn't help but said: "You have been a soldier for so long. You are also... getting old. Your position has also been promoted... Old arms and legs, and your body is fat and inflexible... So..." Zooey swallowed again, her husband's dead fish eyes made her very stressed.But Zooey gritted her teeth and closed her eyes, and still grabbed her husband's collar. "You should retire. Leave the opportunity to the young people!"

Levi has never had a good wife since he stared fiercely at his head.Nima, is this sentence different from what she said to her father, Old Baker?

Old Baker was turning fifty, she said.He was only in his thirties, and she said the same.

Please grow up!I don't ask you to grow in your ideological realm, at least your language skills can be improved!

Sure enough… Zooey suddenly opened her red eyes.

"Even if you leave, there are still legends about you. Isn't this a perfect state of life? So retire and go home to take care of your children. Husband, you have missed every stage of our children's growth. They're all going to grow up."

Who said that people's language skills have not improved.Zoe proved with practical actions that she has been growing.

"It is said that it is a dead person. Idiot!" Levi frowned and looked at his wife with dead fish eyes and complained.

Turn around and leave after speaking.His wife made a tiger pounce, and sure enough, she pounced on his back.

I thought that my husband would carry her back as honestly as before.But her husband turned around and threw her to the ground.

"I've got old arms and legs, and I can't carry you on my back. Mrs. Pig!" After finishing speaking, Zoe left a cold back.

"You don't love me anymore!" Zoe's aggrieved cry spread far away.She never knew that she had to save face for her husband at home...

So, all the neighbors knew that as soon as the husband came home, their house, the dwarf couple, was always lively like singing an opera.

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Question: Does your husband (wife) like horses the most?

Bump Man: Sick.

Little Monster: Me!

Bumpman squinted at the little monster with black lines all over his head, and finally said nothing.