Holographic online games are unscientific

"Miss……"

The little chubby girl rolled her eyes towards the other side of the waiter's direction: "It's no use calling me grandma."

The waiter stood next to the little chubby girl dumbfounded: "...The store's business hours are over, do you want me to call a taxi for you?"

The little chubby girl opened her eyes wide, pointed at Mr. Xia and asked, "Are you carrying this mud?"

The waiter returned a professional smile: "Yes, I can help you send this gentleman to the car."

The little chubby girl also smiled: "Well, then? Send it to my house? Well... that's fine, you can follow along, and throw it directly at the garbage dump downstairs of my house."

The waiter rolled his eyes in a circle: "Miss is not familiar with this gentleman?"

The little chubby girl nodded honestly: "It's the first time we met today, on a blind date, and his grandma won't answer my calls, do you understand?"

"I understand," the waiter spread his palms towards Mr. Xia in an extremely gentlemanly manner, "I'm responsible for waking this gentleman up..."

"I can't wake up," the little chubby girl rolled her eyes at Mr. Xia again, "If I woke up, I would have left long ago. Why are you still sitting here? The chairs in your restaurant are so easy to sit on? Or are you secretly sitting on my chair?" Glue on your chair?"

"..."

It can be seen that the chubby girl is not in a very beautiful mood now, and the waiter didn't talk to her again. He raised the volume and called Mr. Xia a few times, but he didn't get a response, so he pushed his forehead hard a few more times. After Mr. Xia, he didn't notice any signs of Mr. Xia waking up, which made him unable to bear... Stretched out his finger to check Mr. Xia's breath.

Fortunately... alive...

"Then..." The waiter tugged on his white gloves and rolled the sleeves up to his elbows, "Now I want to find this gentleman's cell phone, please look carefully."

The little chubby girl clapped her hands and applauded: "You want to do magic tricks? Make him invisible, quick! Just turn him back home!"

"It's just to avoid suspicion... If there is something missing from this gentleman afterwards, I can't explain why..." The waiter's professional smile froze on his face, "If possible, it is best for you to come, miss."

In the end, in order not to embarrass the waiter, the little fat girl did it herself.She quickly found the mobile phone in Mr. Xia's pocket and called Mrs. Xia's grandmother.Unlike when she called with her mobile phone, the old lady answered the phone quickly, which made her grit her teeth when she narrated what happened.

She can understand that the elderly want to create more opportunities for them to get along, but it shouldn't be because they can't find someone at a critical moment.

I wrote down the address given by the old lady, and with the help of the waiter, she and Mr. Xia got into the taxi safely.The taxi started to move towards the destination little by little. Just when she thought her disaster was about to end and breathed a sigh of relief, Mr. Xia who was sitting in the back seat suddenly jumped up and grabbed her who was sitting in the front seat. arm, startling her and the driver.

"Wow! What a Jinhua ham! It's thick enough! It's long enough! It's top-notch!"

"..."

After finishing speaking, Mr. Xia touched her arm a few times and exclaimed, "Hairy!"

"..."

"Well...the manufacturer is not kind, and they don't even shave their hair clean..."

The little chubby girl couldn't take it anymore, and tried to withdraw her hand, but Mrs. Xia was too strong, so she had to give up and screamed: "Who are you calling a ham! You are the ham, and your whole family is a ham! Let go! let go!"

These words made Boss Xia's eyes widen suddenly and he moved closer to the little chubby girl, forcing her to dodge sideways, almost touching the windshield.

"It's also...you have rough skin and thick flesh, and you look more like the pig waiting to be slaughtered before you turned into Jinhua ham."

"..."

At this time, Mr. Xia was finally willing to let go of the chubby girl's hand, and fell backwards while muttering, and finally hit his head on the car glass and made a loud noise: "Come on, little pig...you must work hard to become A big ham that is so beautiful that everyone loves it... Who the hell hit me on the head? Huh? Where did I say it? Speaking of... oh, hehe... Then tell Da, hiccup, everyone... the king of ham , I'm sure!"

"..."

Really, there is no need for a savior!Come on!Come to someone now!help!

The little chubby girl thought sadly, and looked at the taxi driver just like that.

The taxi driver wrinkled his face and looked at the little fat girl sympathetically, and stretched out his hand: "Here we are, 63 yuan."

"..."

She wants to change a car to go home... The little chubby girl covered her face with one hand and paid the money with the other thinking.

After drinking, Mr. Xia had a peaceful sleep. When he opened his eyes near noon the next day, he hoped that someone could knock him out with a stick. The headache after a hangover is really painful... His clothes He didn't change it, and his whole body smelled of alcohol... And for some reason, his forehead was bruised, and there was a spot on the left side of his head, which hurt when he touched it...

He walked out of the bedroom with his head covered, and immediately met the old lady who was smiling brightly and offering him sober tea with both hands.

Of course he knew what she wanted to ask, but he really had no memory of what happened after that, including how he got home, so he had no choice but to deal with it if he could handle it, and if he couldn't handle it, he would throw a harmless Lie, generally speaking, was still fooled by him.

As soon as the old lady heard that he got along well with the little fat girl, she immediately became overjoyed. She packed up her things and went home, saying that she wanted to create a space for the two of them to be alone. Having an old woman at home is too unpleasant up.

President Xia actually wanted to say - no matter how well developed, there is no one who can bring a girl home the next day after a blind date...

But he didn't say anything, he just proposed to send the old lady back, but he just followed the old lady into the car.Enduring the severe headache, he took the car for more than an hour, and sent the old lady back to her hometown. He did a real "send home", which made the old lady so happy that she could not close her mouth from ear to ear, and said proudly when she met acquaintances How obedient my grandson was, he even sent her home directly.

Mr. Xia had lunch at the old lady's house with his grandparents, as well as his uncles and aunts who rushed home when they heard that he was coming back, before getting on the car for the return trip.On the way back, his headache had subsided quite a bit, and he was finally in the mood to answer the phone call that had shocked him all morning.

"Excuse me, is Mr. Xia?"

"Yes, are you?"

"We are Lebusishu Network Technology Co., Ltd. I heard that you withdrew from the test of the holographic online game produced by Changyou Company early for some reasons, so I would like to ask if you still have the willingness to test the online game. If so, please come and help us , our company is preparing to launch a keyboard online game, and is in urgent need of experienced testers like you, what would you like? Of course, in terms of remuneration, we will never treat you badly like Changyou."

so fast...

He just resigned and someone got the news?

Mr. Xia touched his nose and said, "I didn't quit the test of that game because of salary issues."

The other end of the phone hesitated for a moment before asking, "If it's possible...can you tell me the reason?"

"I have something to do at home, I don't have time..." Mr. Xia paused before he could say no time—he still has debts to repay at Changyou, but he has no job at the moment. I'm not interested either... The so-called policies have countermeasures, and after a while, the corners of Mr. Xia's mouth rose because of the countermeasures, "Is there an on-hook function?"

The other end of the phone quickly replied: "It's a turn-based game. After joining the team, the captain controls whether to move or not. You don't even need to follow and it will move forward automatically. When you encounter monsters, just click the automatic option. After that, every time you encounter Monsters will automatically attack monsters."

"Okay, let's discuss something with you."

"Okay, you say."

Mr. Xia switched the phone to the other side: "My family doesn't like me doing this job very much. If you can add a clause to the contract, it's like keeping my game testing absolutely confidential. Give me a job like that, if my family members don’t believe me and call you to ask, how about saying that I work in an office? Uh...was what I said too messy?”

"No, I understand. It's just that I need to report this question to our supervisor. I'm afraid I can't give you an answer right away."

"It's okay, just give me a call after you have discussed it. I've been unemployed recently, and I'm very free."

The other party chuckled a few times and said, "We will definitely discuss it as soon as possible. After all, Mr. Xia, you are a hot tester in the industry, and we don't want other companies to take the lead."

To be honest, Mr. Xia's request is a bit fanciful, and it can even be said to be a bit unreasonable-the testers are all over the street. If he is not wearing a golden cloak called industry myth, maybe he made this request. At the same time, the other party would decline and hang up the phone. It can only be said that this is a celebrity effect, although he doesn't like the reason for being famous.

Lebusishu Company moved very quickly, just like they immediately started snatching people up as soon as they learned that President Xia had resigned. The contract still needs to be decided through face-to-face interviews. I hope he can come to Lebusishu headquarters to sign the contract as soon as possible today.

Mr. Xia admired their efficiency, so he rushed to the Lebusi Shu headquarters for an interview without stopping, which was regarded as a tribute to them.After signing the provisional contract and copying a copy of the client, he did not go home directly, but found a hardware store by detour, and bought an anti-theft buckle. After much deliberation, it was not right, so he bought another anti-theft chain .

When he got home, he installed the anti-theft buckle and anti-theft chain, moved the position of the computer desk with the help of neighbors, and was relieved after making sure that even if the door was opened, he would not be able to see where other people were and what they were doing immediately. .

He also doesn't want to be on guard against the old lady like a thief. Hating iron but not steel is the unique love of every elder. He understands, but he hopes that the old lady can understand him like his parents.From another point of view, isn't it a promising performance that he is so sought-after in the tester industry?

Sighing while thinking about this, Mr. Xia turned on the computer and began to install the client.