Retire from the human world

"There's a tiger! Help, it's a tiger..."

The movement of Du Heng cutting off a forest earlier alarmed the tourists and managers of the resort in the distance. They came to investigate with flashlights. There was no moon in this night, and the shadows in the forest could not be seen clearly.The immortals happened to be terrified and speechless, so a few beams of light from the high-power flashlight fell on Qiongqi.

Qiongqi, a coward with his wings folded, doesn't he look like a huge tiger from a distance?

As for Bai He?Mortals can't see it.

"There are tigers in Mount Lu!"

"Don't panic, did it escape from the zoo? Call the police!"

"Fool, run first..."

The tourists shouted in horror and ran back in a hurry. In their panic, they didn't know whose flashlight was turned upside down, and they suddenly saw the immortals floating above the forest.

This one, mostly in white robes, drags long to the insteps.There are three people wearing normal clothes at the farthest side, one of them is particularly fat, the light from the flashlight just hits his twisted and stiff face, showing a frightening iron-blue color, his body shakes silently and strangely, and the distance between his toes There was still one meter away from the ground, just floating like this.

"Ah—ghost!!"

"A lot of hanged ghosts!!" It was a forest, how could people hang in mid-air?

A few people screamed and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

"Ah!" Yu Kun finally realized, it's not good, I have to leave quickly.

This time, he didn't even say hello, and ran with his head in his hands, and added a stealth spell to himself.

In the eyes of others, it was a fat figure that suddenly floated up and then disappeared without a trace.

The horrified screams came one after another, and the sword immortals of Duantianmen have been used to it these days—mortals nowadays always make a fuss. Chasing and hitting, but now mortals always like to point at them with a flashing thing.

"Humph!"

Sword Immortal Linghuan flicked his sleeves in displeasure, and all the cameras and phones were emitting black smoke for an instant. He raised his hand again, and all the bulbs of the flashlight exploded, and the surroundings suddenly became pitch black.

The white crane patted Qiongqi's head with one wing, and the latter ran obediently. After looking at each other, the sword fairies had no choice but to catch up.Shen Dong joked about it in bitterness, Linghuan Sword Immortal's actions can be regarded as evidence of destruction!It’s pretty good, the current society has no pictures and no truth. It’s estimated that half of the people will die laughing when they see tigers in Lushan Mountain. If they see a group of hanged ghosts, the remaining half of the people will firmly believe that they are in a collective nightmare. .

With the howling wind and thick clouds, Qiong Qi slowed down after running for hundreds of kilometers in one breath.

Yu Kun who ran first did not know where he went.

"Tianzun, which direction are you going next?" Qiongqi asked fawningly.

Baihe glanced at Qiongqi contemptuously, and his voice was majestic and distant, deafening:

"Stop running, stop!"

So the Yeben brigade stopped abruptly and stopped at a height of more than a thousand meters, with a bustling city of thousands of lights under their feet.

Fat Crane folded its wings very seriously, and nodded its head arrogantly:

"Who are you, dare to assassinate the mount of Shangxian Chanjiao?"

"..."

How to answer this?Broken Tianmen?

Do you know which onion or garlic is Duantianmen?It has been 5000 years since the mountain was closed.

A junior disciple of Changcheng Sword Immortal?What if the other party doesn't know the master of Changcheng sect?I heard that there were [-] registered disciples of the Tongtian Sect Master alone at the time of the Jiejiao, and there were still disciples of him. During the Battle of the Conferred Gods, the Jiejiao even set up the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation. How huge is this sect?Interpreting teachings is as famous as cutting teachings. God knows how many dead house gods are raised in the Kunlun Mountains?

Shen Dong felt that it was all the teachers and students of a school, and if they picked two at random, they might not know each other.

This embarrassing silence didn't last long, because the white crane stared at the swords in the hands of several sword fairies for a while, flapped its wings in disappointment, and angrily scolded: "Hesitating, I don't even dare to give a name." report?"

Qiongqi actually raised his head, and put on a domineering posture, and said flatteringly: "Tianzun, they are the sword immortals of Duantianmen, they have eyes but no eyes...I will eat them!"

"..."

Shen Dong was amazed, so this guy's attribute is dog leg?Blind for nothing, he grows up like a tiger!

"To shut up!"

The white crane's voice is very majestic, but it has a belly full of water, and its wings are still covering the belly, which really can't make people awe-inspiring and solemn.

"That's the case, cough!" Shen Dong found that everyone was either in a daze or holding back their laughter. Seeing that the situation was not good, he could only bite the bullet and say, "We have a patient with severe amnesia here. It is said that teaching can cure it. Good job to him! It’s just that Kunlun Mountain... no, I mean, we really don’t know where the gate of teaching will open.”

"That's right, it's a last resort!" All the sword celestials nodded unanimously.

Shen Dong glanced at them wonderingly, when did these guys become so talkative and polite?Oh yes!Now we have to find a way to cure the head of the Changcheng sect!If the other party doesn't buy it or can't cure it, there is still time to copy the guy!

——Such a fat crane is not Chanjiao Shangxian himself, even if it is caught, it is useless!Everyone doesn't understand or have heard of the technique of possessing spirits, but as the name suggests, it is likely that the spirit consciousness is separated and attached to this white crane.Even if the host is stewed and eaten, the consciousness can still be withdrawn without any injuries.

"Haha, what a joke, it's the first time in tens of thousands of years that someone has approached us and asked us to save someone."

The white crane flew up crookedly, with a penetrating sharpness in its eyes, it directly regarded everyone as nothing.At the same time, an extremely strange feeling spread, Shen Dong was the first to notice it, he retreated to Du Heng's side involuntarily, followed by the sword fairies in their hands slightly trembling.A vigilant groan was issued.

Qiongqi was grinding his claws beside him excitedly.

This guy who bullies the good and fears the evil can't wait to throw trouble and stir up trouble immediately.

Du Heng stretched out his hand, stopped Linghuan Sword Immortal who couldn't help but want to strike, and said in a deep voice: "The person we want to ask for help is called Changcheng."

The white crane paused, as if taken aback:

"Long ride? Amnesia? Is there such a thing?"

The immortals nodded quickly, talking about this matter, they were really sweating, as long as this matter can be resolved, they can talk about anything.

The white crane stroked the long beak with its wings, and asked after a while, "How much has he forgotten?"

"I only remember my previous life..."

"He really forgot a lot."

Bai He suddenly burst out laughing, really laughing.

"Heaven, Tianzun?" Qiongqi was very disappointed, didn't he stop fighting?

"Hahaha! I have taught you everything... really nothing..." Bai He laughed very boldly, of course the premise is that he only listens to the sound and must ignore its appearance.Shen Dong tried hard to distinguish what he was talking about from the laughter, but to no avail.

Bai He laughed enough, and immediately waved his wings seriously:

"Take me to see."

"You have a solution?" Sword Immortal Linghuan was extremely disappointed.

"I don't need to explain to you..." Bai He seemed very displeased when his words were questioned, his tone suddenly became cold, and the invisible pressure doubled.

This is just a fat crane. I really don't know how embarrassing everyone will be if they are facing the real body at this moment.

Shen Dong wiped his sweat and was thankful that the Shangxian who explained the teaching did not take an unusual path or kept his oath steadily, and did not run out in person. Otherwise, with Du Heng and the others' original plan, after this tough battle, he estimated that all bones in his body would be broken.

Sword Immortal Ling Huan was stunned, a little unwilling, but he could only reluctantly bow his hands: "Then thank you, Master Huang Long."

"The younger generation is rude, which eye do you see that this Tianzun is the real Huanglong?"

"..." That's right, everyone sees a fat goose with every eye.

Before Linghuan could react, he pointed at the crane and asked, "Isn't this your mount?"

"Hmph, plot against Senior Brother Huang Long's mount, isn't it just to lure him out, is it possible for you to plot against him?"

Qiongqi winked at the side and snickered.

"You bastard, what are you doing?"

"No... Tianzun spared my life, I didn't think about anything, I didn't think about Huanglong's poor strength at all! Tianzun spared my life!"

"..."

It seems that I have indeed heard that Master Huanglong is the weakest among the Twelve Immortals of Chanjiao.

"Get lost!" Bai He was very impatient.

"This..." Qiongqi refused to leave, and knelt down on the cloud with his paws in his arms, begging, his round eyes were shining brightly, Shen Dong swore that Taotie's eyes were like this when he saw food, Lei Cheng also saw money .

What is wrong with this fierce beast that bullies the good and fears the evil? All the sword immortals were at a loss.

"My boss is Xing Tian, ​​he is very arrogant and willful. Also, this sword fairy I met just now..."

Sword Immortal Linghuan sneered at Qiongqi lying on his gun, he thought Qiongqi was suing, although he didn't understand why this guy would curry favor with Chanjiao Shangxian.

"...He said he would peel my skin to make clothes for that sect master, and Du Heng...yes, that's the one."

Everyone turned to look at Du Heng in unison.

"He killed [-] demons under Beimang Mountain..."

Shen Dong felt something was wrong, Qiongqi was sowing discord?Could it be that this Heavenly Venerable who explained the teachings is a militant, and his hands will itch when he hears this?Impossible, I have fought the Battle of the Conferred Gods, what are a hundred thousand monsters...

Qiongqi over there finally got to the point, with snot and tears: "But these people are nothing compared to you. I have never seen a villain who is more unreasonable than you, Tianzun, in all these years. Tianzun, take me back—"

"roll!!"

The white crane was furious, and with a wave of its wings, the wind blew past, Qiong Qi disappeared, only the intermittent "Tian Zun..." was still persistently transmitted from afar, and finally went away, and the surroundings became silent again.

A drop of sweat rolled down from Shen Dong's forehead.

This is really...unspeakable!

"This guy, his brain is not very good!" Shen Dong couldn't help muttering to Du Heng.

"No...it's normal."

Du Heng's expression didn't change at all. He was different from the Duantianmen group of sword immortals who were dead before their ascension. He probably knew what Yu Kun knew: "If my master is an interpreter...cough, Qiongqi is I've been worshiping unreasonable people all my life."

It doesn't matter whether the other party is capable or not, if he speaks kindly to Qiongqi, this guy will look down on you, and he will eat you even if he fights bloody with his teeth and claws.If you speak evil words to it, Qiongqi will not attack it immediately. At this time, as long as you beat it up again or you are a famous and vicious person, Qiongqi will immediately be polite and flattering.

——This is a ferocious beast that worships wicked people and persists in doing bad things.

The author has something to say: PS: Qiongqi, a monster in the legend of Shan Hai Jing, when he sees other people quarreling, he will eat the one who makes sense, and when he hears that there are wicked people, he will make a special trip to give gifts ==