Retire from the human world

Chapter 131 Misfortune Comes Out of Your Mouth

Zhanyuan stays in the Fengchen Inn with a mortal determination to wait for the result.

Although he didn't know what the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen was going to do, he could guess it with his toes, especially when he saw them "hijacking" Yu Kun, it was clear that he wanted Yu Kun to lead the way.This group of Duantianmen are so bold that they can be used as quilts to suffocate others if the sky collapses. They can do anything!

The master is very tangled.

The main thing is that the Changcheng Gate cannot be restored, and the realm of comprehension is over.

However, if the interpretation of teachings appeared in the human world, the world of comprehension would still be over.

Gods and Buddhas of the heavens, come and tell him where to go!

The master put his palms together and shouted the Buddha's name, and then he suddenly realized that it was a question of whether the gods and Buddhas in the sky were still alive. Who did he ask for blessing?In this world, no matter how helpless you are, you all have to stay here, because there is no way to go to heaven, and there is no way to enter the earth. The heaven has suffered disaster and the hell has been disbanded. What is going on with all this?

When the teachings closed the mountains, they forced to move the Kunlun Wonderland to the human world. Could it be that they had prepared for it?

Zhan Yuan was still thinking deeply, when he heard a burst of loud and clear laughter from the entrance of Fengchen Inn from a distance.The strange beast that guards the door smiles when it sees people, just like the wind chimes hanging at the door of the store, but most of the people living in Fengchen Inn are demon cultivators, so it doesn't laugh a few times a year.The news of Duantianmen's stay at Fengchen Inn was all on TV, so no one else would rush here at this time.

Zhan Yuan walked out with a long sigh, ready to ask about the progress of the matter.

A group of sword immortals from afar came over, and Zhan Yuan realized something was wrong—the biggest one was missing.

"Where's Yu Kun?"

"Run away!" Sword Immortal Linghuan said angrily.

Fortunately, it was not sold by you.

The master's heart immediately relaxed half, and then he saw that everyone's expressions were a little weird, and Shen Dong kept turning his head in an awkward manner, and suddenly that bad feeling came out: "Well, you... have you found the Chanjiao? "

Du Heng nodded, Shen Dong shook his head.

"What do you mean?"

"We didn't find Chanjiao, the Shangxian of Chanjiao found us..." Shen Dong said feebly.

"Ah!" Zhan Yuan just wanted to ask the whole story, when he saw the sword fairies with strange expressions, move aside in unison, revealing a fat crane flying in the middle.

Very round and standard, comparable to a mortal Christmas turkey dinner.

"This is for explaining, explaining and teaching?" The master couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear, his voice was out of tune.

"Young Buddha Sect, go away!" Bai He raised his neck arrogantly, even though its slender neck looked like a curved straw inserted into a peeled coconut, its belly was too round, and when it flew up, it would be even worse. round!

Zhan Yuan was already dumbfounded, he knew all Sanskrit and Buddhist scriptures by heart, and now he can't speak clearly: "No, I don't know the name of this celestial being?"

The sword fairies can't tell because they don't know.

Without Taiyue, who is familiar with Chanjiao's gossip, Shen Dong and Du Heng couldn't remember the names of Chanjiao's immortals.

Tianzun, this seems to be a big deal.But just like Shangxian is a flattering name that Qiongqi likes to use when calling people, in fact, one who can really be called a Shangxian must at least be at the level of explaining teaching and intercepting teaching.These gods lived for too long, leaving more legends, and the names are messed up. For example, Taiyi Daoist, there is also the title of Taiyi Save the Suffering Tianzun.God knows how he rescued the suffering, but when we meet and talk, if we are more polite, it is not wrong to call Tianzun. After all, the elders in the cultivation world can still be called real people. We can't let Taiyi real person be compared with Baishu real person.

So from the self-proclaimed Tianzun, it is completely impossible to guess.

As for the others—the first idol of Qiongqi Life?It's even more out of line, and there haven't been a few unreasonable ones in Zenjiao.Calling Master Huang Long his senior brother?This is of no use either. I heard that although Daoist Huang Long is a bit weak, he has never done any brave deeds. In the Battle of the Conferred Gods, it will be his turn every time he is unlucky, but this immortal in that generation The ranking is still quite high.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, Bai He spoke by himself:

"I am Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun, explaining and teaching the Twelve Golden Immortals."

"Eh, aren't you..." Shen Dong raised his head suddenly, before he finished speaking, his mouth was covered.

Zhan Yuan watched the fat crane unsteadily fly into the boat with straight eyes, and he fell back with a thud.

"Master?" Shen Dong broke away from Du Heng's hand, glanced at Zhan Yuan sympathetically, and asked dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing?"

"Don't mention it."

"You know what I'm going to say?" Shen Dong thought for a while, decided to be on the safe side, and leaned over to whisper, "Didn't this Manjushri become a Buddha? What is it called Manjushri Bodhisattva! He appeared in Journey to the West, I remember his The mount ran out and turned into a monster..."

"What do mortals say about immortals? What about cultivators? What do you think!"

"..." Well, the truth has always been far from the rumors.

"Hundreds of years later, if someone asks you that you are Shen Dong, what would you think of that sword that did not hesitate to suffer the thunder of the Purple Cloud God in order to change form?" Du Heng asked again.

"Damn it! No, beat him up."

"So don't mention it."

"Hey, don't change the subject, at least tell me how this rumor of running to become a Buddha came into being!" Shen Dong took a stride, followed Du Heng, and continued to ask.

Du Heng sighed, then turned around with his expression unchanged: "I don't know either."

"Tch!" Shen Dong looked at it with contempt.

A group of people ran into the boat noisily again, and surrounded the cabin extremely nervously. The door master of Changcheng was still awake and lay there motionless.

Such a group of sword immortals looked at Fat Crane and slapped the head of Changcheng Sect Master with his wings carelessly.

"Are you all right?" Shen Dong didn't forget that a certain celestial being sent Qiongqi away with his wings.

There must be something!Try putting a feather in front of your nose and mouth, even the gods can't stand it!

"Ah--" The head of Changcheng door opened his eyes in a daze, and subconsciously touched his nose with his hands.

A certain crane was knocked backwards, with its stomach facing upwards, its flesh pressing down on its neck, and it did not get up for a long time.

Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun, who became a crane for the first time, secretly cursed that the crane was too stupid, and must go to Huanglong to settle accounts after returning to Kunlun.

Chang Cheng was also taken aback by the sudden appearance in front of his eyes, he just looked down and was stunned.

For a long time, there was no movement.

"The door owner won't want to eat it..."

Linghuan Jianxian asked anxiously, since the ancient gods seldom even make fire, maybe they would tear up the fat crane and eat it directly.

Sect Master Changcheng suddenly raised his hand, glanced at the quilt covering his body, then turned his head to look at the cabin in a daze, and swept the Duantianmen Sword Immortals one by one, not even letting Shen Dong go, and finally fell On the nervous Sword Immortal Linghuan, Chang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief and said, "We came out of the boundary-breaking passage?"

"..."

The sword fairies were stunned on the spot, and then looked at Baihe in unison.

Those wings are just ordinary wings!The technique of possessing the spirit is to distribute a ray of consciousness to the white crane!How did this one shot, it was so easy to restore the memory of the Changcheng sect master—— er, no, he still lost his memory, because the sect master didn't seem to remember what happened at all.

"Linghuan?"

Seeing that the apprentice's expression was wrong, and his eyes wandered as if he had done something wrong, Chang Cheng asked immediately.

Sword Immortal Linghuan was afraid of him the most, and after being called out, he almost lay down behind Luo Chi.

The sect master of Changcheng wanted to say something more, but when he moved his body, the quilt slid down, he felt a chill in his chest, he lowered his head in astonishment, and suddenly froze.

The fur on the waist is very soft, but the tanning is very rough, and the markings should be that of a leopard.

That's not the problem, the problem is his clothes?

And what is this furry thing in the bed?

He stretched out his hand in confusion, and a leopard tail was pulled out.

"..."

Shen Dong stubbornly held back his laughter, then quietly slipped behind Du Heng and hid himself to laugh.

What exactly is Linghuan Sword Immortal thinking!Even if the master of Changcheng was tangling his tail at that time, he didn't need to tuck his tail into the bed to sleep with the master, right?This is not throwing ducklings in the tub.

The face of the head of the Changcheng Sect was dark. He knew who he was in his previous life, but he had no memory of his previous life.

There is nothing wrong with Yingmu Mountain Changcheng God, the Nine Virtues of Heaven, but the record of the end of the body made him depressed for a long time.It's no wonder that he has been a human being for so many years, so it is normal to think logically - how strange it would be for a human to grow a tail!

This matter has simply become a taboo in his heart, especially after his ascension, 33 Chongtian will inevitably have an ancient fairy beast who knew him in his previous life.When the group of bastards were talking, they liked to look behind him. In a rage, the head of Changcheng sect directly drew his sword and cut down those guys, so the innocent desolate beast spread the reputation of Duantianmen's domineering for the first time.

It's fine if the sect master was a weird-looking beast in his previous life, even if he had the body of a human, beast, and snake. After all, he was reincarnated as an adult, and everyone can understand the difference.

But—damn it!It is said that he looks exactly the same as in his previous life, except that he is missing a tail!

"Linghuan! You don't want to live anymore!!"

The anger of the head of the Changcheng Sect is no small matter, the brilliance in his hand is flowing, and the Changcheng Sword that has been sleeping in the sea of ​​consciousness has been summoned by him. He kicked off the quilt and jumped out of the bed to find someone who "dare to use his tail to mock himself" The apprentice settles the accounts.

As a result, he stepped on the cabin floor and felt a sharp pain in the back of his neck and head.

Changcheng could only stop, and inexplicably stretched out his left hand to touch it.

Although there is no eye to see it behind the forehead, but the spiritual consciousness is not a decoration. After a cursory look, all the places touched by the fingers are severely bruised.The head of the Changcheng Sect vaguely remembered that at the critical moment of the Three Heavens, he asked Linghuan to take the rest of the Duantian Sect to flee for their lives, and he fainted before he finished speaking, Linghuan must have stunned him!

OK!This apprentice is so courageous!

The master of Changcheng sect laughed back angrily, raised his sword and slashed: "Linghuan, you dare to run!"

Not running is a fool!

"...Master, no no, sect master, please calm down!" Sword Immortal Linghuan resolutely pulled Qin Feng over as a shield, and threw Luo Chi out, defending in panic, "The situation was critical at that time, I had no choice but to do so! "

"Still talking nonsense!" Chang Cheng was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, and roared, "I have such a headache, and the bruise on the back of my neck is as high as two fingers, how many times did you chop?"

"..."

The faces of the sword fairies who had been watching the excitement changed instantly.

This injury, except for Du Heng, they all share!

So the idle Luochi Sword Immortal also quickly got up to stop the Changcheng Sect Master, and desperately signaled to Bai He who was yawning and watching the show on the bed: "Sect Master calm down, there are outsiders here, so don't make jokes!"

"Outsiders?" Chang Cheng glanced at the cabin, automatically classified Shen Dong as Du Heng's sword, and then sneered, "Okay, you are helping your master, today I have to see how much Ling Huan has grown The head is stubborn, rebellious and rebellious, why did I accept this kind of apprentice blindly at the beginning!"

"...Sect master, that...you picked me up! Have you forgotten that when there was a famine in the world that year, all the children were eaten, and you fished me out of the pot..."

"I should have watched you be boiled into soup!" Chang Cheng was furious.

Sword Immortal Qin Feng was sweating profusely, and rushed over to grab the right hand of Chang Cheng's sword: "Sect Master, my master didn't lie to you, the Shangxian who explained the teaching is here!"

The head of Changcheng Sect was startled when he heard the sound, and looked suspiciously: "What, where is it?"

This time he parked right in front of the bed, the fat crane was so big that even Changcheng turned a blind eye to it, which made everyone look at each other in blank disbelief. At first they thought that the head of Changcheng sect was so angry that he didn't notice the crane.

"Uh, right in front of your eyes, round and fat..."

Hearing the words, Chang Cheng was even more furious and ran away, stomping Ling Huan Sword Immortal on the ground: "Nonsense, you can use it as a joke."

The majestic Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun, of course, wants anyone to see it, and anyone can see it, otherwise...

"Sect master, show mercy, I'm not lying, really!" Linghuan Jianxian panicked and shouted desperately: "Hey, what are you still doing there, help!"

Changcheng was even angrier: "It seems that when I'm not around, you still let everyone mess around together? Who told you to call them around?"

Linghuan felt that he was about to die unjustly.

The white crane flapped its wings leisurely, flew out of the window, and returned to Kunlun.

Qiongqi has said it all, this Tianzun is its idol in life and its goal... Tianzun will definitely make you regret that you were rude to him before.

— Misfortune comes out of your mouth, Linghuan.

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