Retire from the human world

Most of the hotels in this world also have catering services, and Fengchen Inn is no exception.

Don't worry, what it provides is not northwest wind and sandstorm.

Here on the river bank, the archway at the entrance, the stones in front of the cave, and even the vines wrapped around the tree trunks are all engraved with gathering spirit arrays. It is much better to practice here than in cities with heavy air pollution.It’s just that it’s hard for most demon cultivators to quit their appetites, no matter how advanced they are, so the Fengchen Inn always pours several large buckets of herring, crucian carp, black fish, river shrimp into the river every half a month, and there is a small open space in the middle of the forest as a buffet table , Poultry and livestock will appear every now and then... But this is a very troublesome job, because before feeding, you must investigate the information of the guests.

For example, if there is a rabbit demon living here, then rabbits cannot appear on the buffet menu.

Fortunately, the species that can cultivate into demons are quite special. There are very few chickens, ducks, geese...even mice are very rare, and there is only one Chi Mao in the entire Fengchen Inn.But it still made many snake demons and owl demons very dissatisfied. As for cat demons?It prefers canned fish.

There are meat dishes on the buffet table, and of course vegetarian dishes are also indispensable.

The mushroom Ganoderma lucidum in the guest room is a decoration. If it is eaten or damaged, it will be compensated according to the price. On the other side of the forest, the back side of the forest is covered with moss and lichen, the most common spirit grass and mushrooms, and several fruit trees.

The self-catering in Fengchen Inn is considerate, but no one can eat these things!All are raw!

Shen Dong squatted depressedly in front of a tree, grabbed a mushroom with his left hand, and picked up a half-starved chicken with his right hand, no matter how much he stared at these two things, they wouldn't automatically turn into chicken stewed with mushrooms.Finally, he surrendered, threw all these back to the open space, and turned to Du Heng and asked, "Can I go to the hot pot restaurant in front to eat?"

"No, what kind of pot bottom do you want to eat, just call the inn to deliver it."

Hot pot takeaway is too curious.

"What about stewed chicken with mushrooms?" Shen Dong still didn't give up.

Du Heng looked around the quiet woods, pointed to the houses with protruding roots at the bottom of the trunk, and said: "More than half of the residents here have worked in the front kitchen. This person is good at work. You just need to carry chickens and mushrooms to find it... ...except that it eats half of it."

"I, can I ask what his original body is?" Shen Dong had a bad feeling.

"weasel."

"..."

Can the things made by weasels be eaten? !

No, all demon cultivators have human shapes, and Shen Dong has never seen Chi Mao dirty and smelly all over.So the sanitary conditions are still passable... But, the weasel ate half of it, whether it tore up the chicken before it was put into the pot, or cooked it and ate it.

Shen Dong's tangled expression was too obvious, Du Heng could see it at a glance:

"Yaoxiu don't like to eat cooked food, this is their nature..."

Even if you become a human, your tongue and taste buds are not used to all kinds of condiments, let alone cooked food.

Shen Dong suddenly felt very embarrassed, if the vegetable washer in the front kitchen secretly broke off a vegetable leaf and stuffed it into his mouth to eat, and the chicken killer... stop, it's scary not to think about it anymore.

"The kitchen in front... aren't you afraid that they will eat while they're working?"

"Usually it's the fox demon and the tiger demon who wash the vegetables, and those who like to eat the leaves go to fry the meatballs."

"Forget it, I'll order the hot pot takeaway to come on board!"

Shen Dong gave up, and walked back to the upstairs boat.

Since the master of Changcheng Sect woke up, life should be considered stable and easy, but there is always a sense of oppression that is about to come, and the sword immortals are trembling. Either they are bored in their rooms, or they want to stick to the wall to lower their own presence.Moreover, everyone silently hoped that the sect master would find Linghuan's troubles, and hoped that Linghuan would persist for another day, so that they would be safe.

A rope is tied down from the high bow.

It is the anchor rope of this boat, and a person is hanging upside down on it. This ancient wooden boat has a very large bow, a wide deck like a knife, and a narrow hull. People on board.

——Linghuan was dozing off, with his cultivation, it doesn't matter if he hangs upside down for a few days or nights.

Shen Dong couldn't help muttering, could it be that the sect master of Changcheng was confused, how could he let Linghuan be so relaxed?

The sound of Du Heng bringing Shen Dong down on the deck startled Ling Huan, he was terrified, he quickly looked up and found that it was Du Heng, he was relieved, winked at them desperately, and raised his hand to gesture Draw.

"What is he talking about?" Shen Dong looked confused.

Du Heng didn't answer, as if he hadn't seen it, he walked over directly.

Shen Dong followed, and was about to say something, when he saw the ashen-faced Changcheng Sect Master head-on.

The clothes that the head of the sect is wearing now are very normal, a toga with long sleeves, flaps flying, a crown of beautiful jade, and black hair like lacquer, such a person with refined appearance and extraordinary momentum goes out, no one will believe that he is not a god.Chang Cheng's eyes are slightly slender, and the corners of the eyes are raised. When he stares at people and gets angry, the corners of the eyes will turn red, and he feels full of menace. The problem is that he is also handsome and handsome, with picturesque eyebrows.

Shen Dong silently turned his head.

There is no way, no matter how neatly the sect master's clothes are dressed and his hair is combed in an unruly manner, the arrogant and difficult-to-speak ancient god will still appear in front of his eyes involuntarily.

——The amnesia incident of the head of the Changcheng sect actually proved that as long as he looks good, it doesn't matter what he wears, even if he doesn't wear anything...it doesn't matter!

"Where's Ling Huan?"

Du Heng shook his head, Shen Dong quickly followed suit.

"With such a big boat, where can he hide?"

"..." There is also the side and bottom of the boat.

"I'm getting more and more courageous, wait until I find him, and see if I don't deal with him!"

The most regrettable thing in Changcheng sect master's life is to accept such an apprentice, not one of them.

He always felt that if his apprentice was someone else, not to mention that the blue is better than the blue, at least he can take charge of his own side and worry about everything.But what about Linghuan?Chang Cheng really doesn't know what else is useful for Ling Huan other than fighting with people in the whole sect!But Duantianmen lacked everything, that is, there was no shortage of militants, there were not many Linghuan, but not many.

"I don't believe it anymore!"

He is the majestic master of the Heavenly Sect. In his previous life, he was still the Nine Virtues of Heaven, so he can't even teach a single disciple well.

——Actually, not only did you fail to teach your disciples well, but even your disciples and grandchildren... the entire sect...

"Master, you are still injured, you should go back and rest."

"Ah!" The head of Changcheng Sect, full of anger, could only let out a long sigh of helplessness, and walked back to the cabin.

Hanging upside down like a dried salted fish, Linghuan, who didn't dare to move, breathed a sigh of relief, and cautiously probed to see the situation.

Shen Dong saw Du Heng walking away from the head of the Changcheng Sect, so he quietly went around to the deck, and glanced sympathetically: "That... Patriarch Linghuan, you won't say everything, right?"

The corner of Linghuan Sword Immortal's mouth twitched, but he remained silent.

"Did you really say that?"

"Um……"

"You told all about the sect master refusing to wear clothes, saying that he has no tail, and insisting on raising a big bear... the leopard?" Shen Dong looked at Sword Immortal Linghuan in shock, what is courting death, this is it!And the degree of seeking death is unmatched by everyone!

"This... is really true! If I don't tell you, how could he believe that I put that tail under the bed with good intentions?"

"..." There are ghosts only if you believe it!

Being scrutinized by Shen Dong's eyes of "you are really an idiot", Sword Immortal Linghuan couldn't be more angry, and said angrily: "This world is too unfair, I will be beaten to death by Master if I do something wrong, Master, if he does something wrong, not only If you don’t admit it, you’ll beat me to the point where I can’t get up. It’s too difficult to be a disciple...it’s even more difficult to be the disciple of the master of the sect, if I knew this..."

"What do you want?"

"I will never agree to practice Taoism even if I die."

"It's not too late for you to die now!" The head of Changcheng door stood at the bow and sneered.

Shen Dong leaned on the railing, and decided it was better to protect himself and close his eyes.

Sword Immortal Linghuan trembled and jumped into the river by himself.

"I... sect master, how many laps you said you want to swim, I will swim right away!"

——Linghuan Sword Immortal, how arrogant you are when you face others, how arrogant and reckless you are when you fight against Xing Tian, ​​how mercilessly hack and kill in the third heaven!I misread you!

Shen Dong backed away silently, leaving the open space on the deck for the head of Changcheng to torment his disciples.

He should wait to eat hot pot, hot pot is more worth looking forward to.

It is said that the Fengchen Inn is ready to be destroyed by Duantianmen Sword Immortal, and the demon cultivators are digging three feet into the ground and waiting for it, but after a few days, nothing happened, which makes everyone a little ready to move.Among them, the most courageous and curious monster lay in ambush on the bank of the river to spy on the building boat.

Hey, why is there a sword fairy in the river?

Oh no!The fellow daoists who were hiding in the river must have been discovered, and they will probably be eaten! !

The heads that came out all retracted with a whoosh, and climbed into the hole again.

Then the cave room with the TV received a new message.

"Dear friends, pay attention, Baibao Pavilion is now recruiting temporary staff for the whole cultivation world. The specific job is to build houses, and the salary is paid every day! The most important thing is that you don't need a mortal level certificate! As long as you can move bricks and understand spells!! What are you waiting for? Once Shanhai.com opens, prices will inevitably rise, can you still afford the magic weapon and elixir you want? The quota is limited, first come, first served..."

The host with the antler head was thrown up and down by a mess, and an angry voice came from the TV:

"Get out, I want to retreat, who wants to move bricks?"

"The magic weapon is sold by the Baibao Pavilion. We need to work here, and the price of the magic weapon is raised on the other side. You are a cheater!"

The host hurriedly said to the screen: "Since fellow daoists are so enthusiastic, I will reveal a behind-the-scenes news. The house built by Baibao Pavilion this time is for Duantianmen Sword Immortal!"

"so what?"

"Bastard, luckily I didn't go, otherwise I would be tossed to death!"

"Fellow daoists, calm down... oh my horns! It took me 700 years to grow into such a beautiful shape!!" The host held the horns with both hands, his head was only exposed, and was bruised and bruised, so tragic.

"Monster cultivators of Fengchen Inn, think about it, if the house is finished, the Sword Immortal of Duantianmen will move away!"

"..."

Shen Dong, who was cooking hot pot while watching TV, was startled, he missed the bamboo shoots, but bit the tip of his own tongue, and he gasped in pain.

Then he felt the entire building shake, the hot pot on the table, the boiling soup spilled a little, making the alcohol stove below sizzling.

Shen Dong stretched his head and looked out the window, my good fellow, the whole river is boiling like a boiling pot.

There are many monsters running out from the woods, as well as from the sandbar, and many snakes crawling out from the caves on the river bank.Many demon cultivators didn't even have time to change their human forms, and ran straight to the entrance of Fengchen Inn, black bears, white lions, weasels, elephants, camels, owls, and those who struggled to pull out tree roots and tried to move forward, only to be hit by a large army. Yoyo's tree demon, Chi Mao, who was almost trampled to death due to his small size...

Shen Dong couldn't even hold onto his chopsticks, and the bamboo shoots fell directly to the floor.

Such a spectacular sight!

The gate of Fengchen Inn is a vat of red soup. Imagine that suddenly there is a reinforcement row, no, no, a whole zoo crawls out of the soup pot, screams and rushes out of the kitchen, out of the hot pot restaurant, and rushes to work as a labor force on the construction site...

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng blankly:

"If there is a ticket, it won't be counted on Duantianmen!"

"Even if it is, it has nothing to do with us."

"Yes, our fines are handled by the master." Shen Dong calmly poured all the remaining bamboo shoots into the hot pot, the aroma was overflowing, and the peppers were rolling in the soup.

"What kind of smell is this..."

Qin Feng Jianxian looked curiously.

"Du Heng, what is your sword eating?" This is for watching.

The sword wants to eat, what a novelty!

What, you said the mighty army of demon cultivators outside?Who cares, it has nothing to do with Duan Tianmen.

"No, this is it!" Luochi Sword Immortal also came, he stared at the red bottom of the pot, walked over and stretched out his hand curiously.

"Use chopsticks!" Shen Dong shouted in fright, he was not interested in the hands of the Sword Immortal.

Qin Feng Jianxian quickly gave his master a pair of chopsticks.

Then the chopsticks were thrown in.

Shen Dong blankly looked down at the bamboo chopsticks tumbling in the soup pot.

This can't be eaten!

There were also chopsticks in ancient times!

Luochi Sword Immortal wondered, "Isn't this where we came in? Why can't this one go through? I thought it was because the pot is relatively small, and only chopsticks can drop it!"

"..." Toss your chopsticks to ask for directions? You're doing great!

Before Shen Dong had time to say anything, he saw a group of sword immortals coming over, took out a chopstick and threw it into the pot: "Really, why can't we pass!"

"I can't make it if I lose..."

Seeing a pot of soup full of chopsticks, the veins on Shen Dong's forehead burst out! !

He wants to flip the table!

Du Heng, what kind of teacher are you!Why do you need this kind of teacher! !