Retire from the human world

So, after Changcheng Sect Master regained his memory and became angry from embarrassment, and refused to admit those absurd things, the Sword Immortals of Duantian Sect unfortunately encountered a second depression—they pissed off Du Heng's sword.

It was a serious business to disturb foodies, and it was Shen Dong's first official meal after being forced to ascend to the mortal world and then escaped.What did I eat after I got home last time, I opened the snacks and opened the beer and then I was eaten (pun intended), and then move on!The most decent meal was the canteen meal that Du Heng asked the gluttonous chef to cook for Shen Dong when Shanhai Tesco worked overtime on the Mid-Autumn Festival.

What, work meals don't count?That is the beef noodles before.Well, while eating noodles, I also discussed where the dantian is, which frightened the waiters in a restaurant.

What, this doesn't count, it's just a bowl of beef noodles, it's too shabby!Then only the barbecue at the night market is left. It hasn't been long since Shen Dong and Du Heng reunited.If it wasn't for Du Heng's money, Shen Dong might not be able to go to the night market so proudly.

It doesn't work even if you shake your head, there is no more before!That is to say, this hot pot meal was the most luxurious meal Shen Dong had ever eaten after applying for a job at Shanhai Tesco... just like that, it was ruined by a pot of chopsticks! !

Tolerable or unbearable!

Shen Dong's whole body was filled with a terrifying evil spirit.

However, he himself didn't notice it, thinking he was just sulking, he gritted his teeth and resisted the urge to lift the table.As a result, the palm of the hand pressed on the table, light gray light emerged from the fingertips, and several cracks appeared silently on the table.

The sword fairies who were still discussing why this trick of concealing eyes was so superb, but they didn't see it, felt murderous intent, instinctively startled, and all looked down at the table.

"boom!"

No matter how strong the table was, it couldn't withstand the evil spirit of destruction in all directions. The cracks expanded from it, and then suddenly broke off, divided into irregular pieces of wood, centered on Shen Dong's hand on the table, and suddenly exploded in all directions.

Shen Dong was startled, and only then did he react. He watched helplessly as the hot hot pot was thrown onto the roof of the cabin, and the soup poured down.

Help...it's so hot!

Realizing that he had done something bad, Shen Dong panicked and prepared to dodge, but he tripped over the leg of the chair, flung forward unsteadily, and then Du Heng grabbed the entire back collar and dragged him to the side.It was skillful force, Shen Dong was not strangled by his clothes, and he used this force to narrowly avoid the splashing boiling soup.

"Boom!"

The empty pot fell to the ground, rolled around, and the last bit of base material flowed out along the crooked pot mouth.

Shen Dong panted heavily with lingering fear, then looked up.

The cabin was in a mess, and there was a painting of orchids in ink on the wall, which was gorgeously stained with three or four spots of soup, and then dripped down the scroll. Withered red leaves.The vase was overturned, the incense burner was overturned, the floor was ruined, and the cabin was full of that spicy and pungent aroma.

As for the sword fairies, they all maintained a strange posture, either standing against the bulkhead, or dodging sideways behind the shelf to hide.The clothes, beard, and hair are all neat and tidy, but there are chopsticks soaked in red soup, bamboo shoots, and pepper, ginger, and wolfberry as the bottom of the hot pot... some of them have been split into two halves, and splashed radially around— — Just kidding, if you can't even avoid the spilled soup, sword fairies don't mess around, the magic weapon for sneak attack is a hundred times better than this, okay?

Counting, why is there one less sword fairy?

As soon as Shen Dong looked up, he found that Qin Feng Jianxian had jumped onto the roof of the cabin, leaning his back against the corner of the three-sided bulkhead, with one hand still propped on the side wall, looking down without knowing the situation.

Suddenly the hatch flew out and hit the painting hard.

All the immortals were shocked at the same time and froze in place.Qin Feng Jianxian missed and fell, Hao Xuan couldn't stand still.

The door panel shattered, and the painting scroll fell into the red soup all over the floor.A long ride in a white robe stained with dots of red soup appeared at the door with a backlight.

"..."

Oops!The door master must have taught Ling Huan to be too devoted outside, and the injury did not recover, so he reacted a step slower and flew out of the window. The soup falling from the sky could not have scalded him, but the fairy-like robe still had hair Suffered.

The meandering bright red flowed directly along the clothes, obstinately printing out the dark lines of the talisman magic circle. From a distance, it looked like dark red petals blooming on the clothes, and the lines were quite beautiful.

"What are you doing?" The head of the Changcheng sect asked coldly.

The sword fairies moved slowly, and then stood against the bulkhead, some looked at the cabin roof, some looked at the floor, whoever answered was a fool.

There was silence in the cabin, only the TV was still broadcasting the news about the recruitment of construction sites.

The master of Changcheng turned his head to watch TV in doubt:

"What is this? The latest water mirror technique in the world?"

"Almost..." Shen Dong originally felt guilty and wanted to shrink back, but then he thought, what is he afraid of!It's not just his fault.

"What the hell is this red thing? Why does it smell so choking?" The head of the Changcheng Sect had no interest in the TV, but was very annoyed at what had caused him to be in a mess. Sniffing carefully under the tip of their noses, they couldn't tell why, and all the sword celestial beings turned pale with fright, and rushed forward one after another.

"The door master can't do it!"

"Don't try it, don't!"

Their momentum was too fierce, Chang Cheng was knocked back a step, and before he could get out of the way, Qin Feng Sword Immortal rushed over to intercept him again, his arms were tightly held.It felt like the poison in Chang Cheng's hand was blood-sealed throat, the door master was shocked, and when he came back to his senses, he found that there were a bunch of people hanging on his body ==

"Enough! It's all so decent!"

The head of the Changcheng sect flicked his sleeves suddenly, and forced all the immortals away with a dark force.

"Du Heng, tell me, what is this?"

"...Hot pot base."

Du Heng and Shen Dong had been standing by the side to watch the show, and when they were called suddenly, Du Heng could only explain, but before he finished speaking, a drenched guy crawled in from the window, it was Ling Huan Sword Immortal, he Before he even had time to dry his hair and clothes, he shouted at the top of his voice, "Master, don't take it, it's worse than poison! If you take it..."

"That's it?" The Changcheng Sect Master sneered.

"This boat won't float." Linghuan Jianxian blurted out.

"..."

The expressions of the sword fairies were distorted.

The head of Changcheng didn't understand, so he subconsciously asked: "What does it have to do with the ship?"

"Because there is water in the river, the boat can float..." Sword Immortal Linghuan said dryly, he suddenly realized that something was wrong, and ran out with his head in his arms. to myself.

As soon as the head of the sect master lowered his head, his messy long hair fell down. Against the cold eyes that made people tremble, Linghuan wished he could curl up into a ball and squat down.

"I didn't understand you, please say it again!"

"..." Can I not say it?

Linghuan's eyes drifted, and she asked for help everywhere, only to find that there were such a group of people, none of whom seemed to have seen her.

So he could only be dejected, and explained in a very subtle and tactful manner how they used this thing to trick the immortal mount.And the tragic situation that the crane had to hold its belly when it walked after drinking a bellyful of water.

The head of the Changcheng sect first raised his eyebrows, then pursed his lips tightly, and finally couldn't hold back any longer, and pulled Linghuan out with a palm: "Am I the one who only rescued you back then, did I leak my brain into the pot?" Bring it back? Do you think I can finish drinking such a long river?"

All the sword celestial beings nodded in agreement, and suddenly realized something was wrong, and quickly shook their heads.

Ling Huan lay on the ground, muttering unconvinced: "But some time ago, we gave you a mountain spring to drink, and you threw the bowl and said that the water was too dirty. After we become immortals, we don't have to stop eating like we did when we crossed the catastrophe in the cultivation world. Five grains, but you have not eaten for so many years, and you suddenly said that you want to eat... and you said that you can eat three leopards and a tiger in one meal. The appetite of the ancient gods is indeed like this, so what is it to drink up a river ..."

Everyone's expressions twitched, and they lowered their heads to pretend that they didn't exist.

Shen Dong has seen someone courting death, but he has never seen such a persistent one!

——How did Ling Huan survive to this day?Therefore, the master of the Changcheng Sect is still very restrained, and he cuts off the apprentice directly without being out of sight or in trouble.No wonder Sword Immortal Ling Huan would call Sect Master every time he ran for his life in panic, and he rarely called Master.Thinking about it, the master of Changcheng sect was already furious. If he heard the word "Master" again, and reminded him that this guy in front of him is his only apprentice, it is impossible for Changcheng to get dizzy and do something terrible. .

It's just that everyone, including Shen Dong, guessed wrong this time.

The sect master of Changcheng was very annoyed, but more because he heard Linghuan mentioning that they took a risk again, ran to pour a bowl of poison on Shangxian Chanjiao's mount, and planned to set a trap to trap the real Huanglong, and then use it To threaten to bring in all the others from Chanjiao—what nonsense!

He was so angry that his forehead hurt, coupled with the injury on the back of his neck, he was exhausted for a while, and he took a few steps back and sat down on a chair.

"Master?" Several sword immortals stepped forward together.

Chang Cheng was unable to raise his hand to prevent them from coming forward, took a deep breath, and opened his eyes again: "From today on, without my order, you are not allowed to leave here... this boat!"

If Chanjiao wanted to make things difficult for them, the head of Changcheng Sect felt that he might not be able to see the living Linghuan and the others, and maybe his long-standing wish could be fulfilled—change an apprentice!I had to go to the reincarnated Ling Huan and start teaching again from scratch.

All the sword fairies didn't think so.

"This boat is not allowed to be dismantled!" Of course, the master of Changcheng Sect knew their little plan!

Everyone froze, and then nodded reluctantly.

"Don't leave my sight either!"

"This..." Ruling Huan Luochi felt a lot of pressure in an instant.

"and also!"

The master of Changcheng Sect glanced at the group of people around him. Not surprisingly, he saw distress and helplessness in their eyes. He nodded in satisfaction, and then clapped his hands. All the shattered pieces of wood flew upside down. Revert to a table.Then, looking at Shen Dong who exuded evil spirit but didn't know it, he turned to Du Heng and asked, "What's wrong?"

Du Heng hesitated for a moment, probably felt that it would be too troublesome to tell the ins and outs of the matter, so he could only say something vague and perfunctory: "Shen Dong likes the inedible thing that Patriarch Linghuan said..."

I don't like it very much, but people in the whole provincial capital like it very much! !

Shen Dong glared, the god who had never even eaten hot pot was so frustrated!

After hearing Du Heng's words, the head of Changcheng Sect automatically understood that Shen Dong was eating hot pot, but the Sword Immortals thought it was inedible, so they ran over and lifted the pot, frowning immediately.

Although it is a strange thing for a sword to eat, Du Heng's sword has changed shape after all.Immortals also have magical weapons for transformation, and they can still drink fairy wine and eat fairy fruits, just like a tree demon who can only bask in the sun before transforming into a shape, and won't mind drinking fine wine after taking shape.

So the head of Changcheng sect gave all the immortals a cold look:

"What about... the hot pot, order another one!"

"what?"

"Go and get the biggest one this time!" Sect Master Changcheng looked at Shen Dong's dazed look, but he was still very amiable, completely opposite to the annoyed look just now, "Eat as much as you want, and eat wherever you want."

"Uh!"

Shen Dong wanted to say something, but turned around and found that Du Heng had disappeared.

The master of Changcheng sect swept from Linghuan to Taiyue with a kind of hatred of iron and steel that you can't even match with your juniors.

Taiyue Sword Immortal was sweating all the time, he struggled for a long time before asking: "Sect master, is that... about explaining teachings, is it true?"

"Is this something you should take care of?" Chang Cheng was displeased.

Taiyue wanted to ask again, but Qin Feng kicked him from behind.

The hot pot came quickly. Compared with the small pot just now, this one can be used as a washbasin.

Of course Du Heng wouldn't come in with a hot pot, it was some trembling demon cultivators who put down the side dishes, hot pot, and copper pot with soup and ran away as if fleeing for their lives.

Shen Dong looked at the big red pot, then at the dishes piled up on the whole table, and at the unfinished potato slices and mushroom beef roll beside the TV, he couldn't help but twitched his eyes: "Actually, I... "

He had almost eaten just now, so being full is not the point, the point is how to eat with so many sword immortals staring at him.

As a result, Du Heng sat down next to Shen Dong as if nothing had happened, and the head of Changcheng Sect also said, "What are you still doing standing there?"

"what?"

"Swords can be eaten, why can't you eat them?" the head of Changcheng sect said angrily.

"..."

The sword fairies looked at the big hot pot in horror.

"Du Heng, does your injury affect your cultivation?" The head of the Changcheng sect asked a special question. After all, among these people, only Du Heng's time to become an immortal is too short. Later, I heard that he chopped Jianmu, and his injury was not serious. , according to the habit of the cultivation world during the tribulation period, they don't eat anything.

"It doesn't matter." Du Heng said lightly.

Shen Dong was trying to pour bean sprouts into the pot, but when he said the next sentence, his hands trembled and his chopsticks fell to the ground.

"The so-called Tao, I have already obtained it, and I don't need to think about it."

"That's right, the heavens no longer exist." How could the head of the Changcheng sect know what Du Heng meant.

Shen Dong could only eat his head in suspense, and the evil spirit that came out unconsciously became stronger.

A group of sword immortals were even more frightened. They dragged their steps to the table, their expressions were as if they were going to die, but the sect master's sword intent was the spirit of nine virtues, and he was highly immune to evil spirits. Du Heng didn't care about Shen Dong's evil spirit sword at all. Meaning or something, it's also the one that doesn't feel it.

But other people were under a lot of pressure and broke out in cold sweat.

The bean sprouts were cooked very quickly, and Shen Dong quickly ate half of them. Although Du Heng was expressionless, judging from his slow movements, he was actually not good at spicy food.

"Master, think again..." Linghuan Sword Immortal mustered up his courage and stared at the hot pot fiercely.

"Talk more, what I have decided, even the Nine Heavens Tribulations cannot be changed!"

Although the head of the Changcheng Sect said so, he went down, his neck to the corners of his eyes were all red, and the hand holding the chopsticks was also frozen there.All the immortals waited in fear for the sect master to say that it was too scary to eat, but after waiting and waiting, the master of Changcheng only let out a long breath, and his eyes lit up: "It's really interesting."

Then I went to get the second chopsticks, and then I found that everyone was still standing stupidly, and immediately asked: "What are you doing standing still?"

"..."

All the sword celestial beings looked out of the window together and realized that this river is their destination today!