Retire from the human world

"A special piece of news is now broadcasting. This morning, a monkey, boa constrictor and a beast that looks like a lynx sprang out of a commercial building in the downtown area of ​​the provincial capital. The following is the video captured by the commercial building..."

The shaking picture on the TV screen was very blurry, and it was true that some animals and people's screams could be seen, but the camera lens swayed for a while, as if falling from a high place, and photographed the winding body of a golden python. There were those neat, beautiful and clean scales. A few seconds later, the paws of some unknown animal suddenly crushed the surveillance head that fell to the ground, and the video turned to pitch black.

"Some citizens were greatly frightened, but it was confirmed by relevant departments that they were all pets raised by high-rise residents of commercial buildings. In recent years, many people have pursued novelty and raised strange pets, such as apes, pythons or small crocodiles, colorful lizards, etc. Experts hereby remind that many of these pets are protected animals in our country and are not allowed to be kept privately... Then why do these pets run around in the floors? Some people say that it may be an earthquake omen, which is impossible, except for this building Outside the building, other domestic pets are not restless, and now for the safety of citizens, the police and fire brigade have sealed off the building..."

In the commercial building that was urgently emptied, the TV of a Hunan restaurant was not turned off in time, and it happened to be broadcasting this news.

The fully equipped firefighters wore anti-scratch protective suits and masks. One of them turned off the TV, moved all the tables and furniture, and carefully searched every corner of the Hunan restaurant.

It’s sad to say that a city’s fire brigade has to do more than just put out fires. They are usually called to deal with emergencies, such as a child’s wrist stuck in a steel pipe, a passer-by falling into the manhole cover sewer... everything It's all the fire brigade.It is simply a universal emergency response brigade.

"Report, Block A No. 3 is fine, and there are no suspicious traces!"

"Got it, block all the ventilation ducts, lock the door, and check the next target!"

The middle-aged man holding the walkie-talkie seriously marked the floor plan in his hand to expand the safe area, then raised his head and was extremely puzzled: "Old Zhou, what are you doing here?"

Captain Zhou had a long face, coughed dryly, and pulled the on-site commander to the stairs, pointed to the collapsed door frame and said, "Do you see what this is?" The on-site commander was a little annoyed at first. After seeing this mark, he was startled for a moment, rubbed his eyes, and said in disbelief, "This was hit... No, from the crack, it looks like it was pushed by a buffalo horn!"

But where did the buffalo come from in the commercial building?

Even if you secretly raise exotic pets, no one will be interested in this thing!

What can a buffalo do?arable land?This is considered to be the central area of ​​the provincial city, with housing prices in the tens of thousands of yuan per square meter, and there is no place to build a bridge over the street, and they are all developed in the lighting belts between buildings or underground tunnels.How could there be a buffalo in a commercial building with a restaurant below, an office building in the middle, and an express hotel on the upper floor?

Isn't this a fantasy!

"These animals appear very strange!" Captain Zhou said seriously.

The on-site conductor nodded, but then felt that something was wrong. Isn't this nonsense?

Captain Zhou added: "Do you understand? These animals are not ordinary animals."

"I know, it is very likely that it is a national second- and third-level protected animal!" The other party said in wonder.

"..."

Captain Zhou secretly cursed the goddamn monsters who spend all day trying to test the imagination and nonsense of the police and government spokespersons!

That's right, he received a notice from the bureau asking him to come and deal with the aftermath, Captain Zhou immediately understood.

——Damn exotic pets, these things must be monsters!Could it be that he drank too much in some restaurant, and accidentally revealed his original shape while playing drunk.

According to his many years of experience in crime scene exploration, the damage to the door frame must have been knocked by a creature with long horns. Because it couldn't get through, it turned back into a human and walked out with its feet.

etc!His many years of experience are just murder and robbery scenes, when did he become experience in investigating weird incidents!

Captain Zhou himself wanted to hit the wall.

The fire brigade is searching the stairwell. People use elevators to travel, and they rarely walk here. There is dust on the ground, and it is easy to find a lot of paw prints, hoof prints, and feathers of animals.

"Report, the damaged surveillance head was found in the corner of the third floor!"

A firefighter hurried over and held up the deformed surveillance head.

Although the current technology can achieve invisible surveillance, in order to deter thieves in public places, some obvious surveillance cameras are still installed as warnings, and other types of surveillance cameras that are not easy to detect are placed in the dark to target blind spots.

The damaged monitoring head was trampled, and deep paw prints were left in the middle.

"Feline..." What a sharp claw.

But what cat has such pointy claws?For the person who raises this cat, is the sofa at home still intact?

Even the bobcat's paws are not so big, everyone is puzzled.

Captain Zhou was already breaking out in a cold sweat, he hoped this thing wasn't a lion or a tiger.

"The traces are getting fewer and fewer along the stairs, and they all turned into the footprints of citizens running in panic. Those animals disappeared miraculously..." A hesitant voice reported the situation through the intercom.

"The floor where the dragnet search disappeared..."

"Don't! Follow the footprints to explore and see where those 'citizens' have gone?" Captain Zhou hurriedly said.

The on-site commander gave him a puzzled look, but in view of the rumors that Captain Zhou of the provincial capital police station might be promoted, he didn't get angry, and swallowed his dissatisfaction and gave an order.

So while the firefighters were still repeatedly checking the situation on the [-]th floor, Captain Zhou had already learned that the footprints and traces had all disappeared on the platform at the top of the commercial building, and the originally locked door was knocked open and fell to the ground.

There are very few things on the platform, they are all sundries, and there is also an emergency water tower. Captain Zhou looked at the gray sky, and then he called the bureau in relief, saying that the group of monsters should have flown away. Find a reason to withdraw the useless personnel who blocked the building.

"What's the matter!" Captain Zhou cursed unhappily, and took out the cigarette while walking, and just as he lit it, he saw a figure flashing in the corner.

The building has been sealed off and emptied, where did this person come from?

Captain Zhou didn't think too much, followed the direction and hid behind a pillar, took out the cigarette in his mouth and quietly pressed it out, and looked forward vigilantly.

This is a hot pot restaurant. The tables and chairs have been stacked up. The inside of the shop is alright, but the safety passage on the side of the corridor is in a mess, the walls are full of cracks, and the ground has obvious signs of being scratched. The front glass door was shattered, and there were broken glass and trampled shoes all over the floor.

——It was as if the monster ran out from the crooked end of the waiting area in front of the hot pot restaurant.

Captain Zhou's heart tightened, and he was about to leave after checking the situation. This kind of special incident must be handled by a special person, and his skills are not enough at all.

Unexpectedly, just when he made up his mind to retreat, he heard the beeping sound of buttons coming from behind the bar.

Then there was a muffled voice muttering:

"...Is it the pre-sales department? I want to order nine sets of Level [-] textbooks, of course the latest ones! Are there any previous exam papers for sale? What, no? What are you doing? This is the real secret! No wonder not many people have been able to pass the fourth-level certificate after so many years..."

Captain Zhou was stunned.

This mysterious person, in the blocked building where monsters appeared, went into the hot pot restaurant closest to the first scene, just to call and order a few sets of English four-level textbooks?

- Are you not sick?

Captain Zhou couldn't help looking again from behind the pillar.

His sharp gaze rests on the fairly tidy bar counter, which is also the checkout counter of the hot pot restaurant, and the shelves behind it are filled with Luzhou Laojiao Kouzi wine, Yanghe Daqu, etc., as well as a lot of beer and drinks.

Captain Zhou walked over quietly, and sure enough, he saw a thin young man squatting under the bar counter scratching his hair and pulling the phone cord to make a call. His voice was originally low, but because he was too angry, he endured it. He couldn't stop pounding the ground, and the printed floor tiles around his feet were smashed into several cracks.

The caller didn't seem to realize it, and gritted his teeth and said into the microphone: "So... there is no fourth-level training class?"

Captain Zhou stopped, why did this voice sound familiar?

He has seen too many people, and has investigated and questioned more suspects and witnesses in his life. At this moment, he really can't remember where he heard the voice before. He can only confirm that he has encountered the person who spoke more than once.

But this guy is squatting under the bar and talking on the phone, he can only see the back of his head, how can he recognize him?

"... All right, I won't talk nonsense to you uneducated people, quickly report to me the phone number of the construction and decoration team of Baibao Pavilion! What is against the rules? I am the owner now! I strongly demand to decorate my home first , and then clean up and build the Duantianmen garrison... Let me tell you, even if it is a sword, there is no way to stay with those sword immortals any longer!"

The latter part of the speech was urgent and fast. Captain Zhou only heard a general idea, and saw that guy seemed to be angry, took the microphone from his ear, and shouted in a low voice: "Now, immediately, immediately say what I just said." The nine sets of textbooks will be delivered by Panda Express! The account will be deducted from the Du Heng card!"

An unhurried voice came out of the microphone: "Dear Dao... Sword Friend, Panda Express has been renamed as Mengbao Express! The advertisement is at the same speed as Mengbao..."

"I'll go, it's a slow delivery!" Another piece of the floor tile was cracked.

"Yes, if you want to change the speed of a fierce leopard to the same speed as a leopard, you need to pay an additional acceleration fee."

"A price increase in disguise is a price increase. What kind of name is Luanan! Why isn't it called a transformation fee?"

Captain Zhou felt a chilly feeling emanating from the back of his spine, which made his hair stand on end. It seemed that many years ago, he had solved a burial case in another city for more than ten years, and he had this horrible and cold feeling when he went to dig a mass grave in the wild. .Later, someone said that that place used to be an ancient battlefield, with evil spirits and evil spirits.

But this is a hot pot restaurant, where is the darkness and coldness that many people have died?

"The delivery address is Fengchen Inn, and fill me up with a car full of beer... that, the cheapest kind, come quickly, or the inn will be gone!"

"What car? Truck or train?"

"...the cart!"

After Shen Dong yelled, he put down the phone heavily, and when he looked up, he met a very familiar face.

"Uh!"

"It's you...Shen Dong!" Captain Zhou's expression was extremely exciting. He nodded and pointed at Shen Dong, probably wanting to say, you boy, you really came back to cause trouble for the provincial capital's security!You kid, it really has something to do with the weird incident where the building turned into a zoo!you boy...

Can't you stop it? !

The days of normal citizens have to go on!He still wants to retire from this position safely!

"Hey, Captain Zhou, long time no see! There's no need to go to your place for tea." Shen Dong quickly argued, "The zoo incident just now has nothing to do with me, I just came here to make a phone call to buy things."

Who made Du Heng lose his nerve and crush the phone?

In other words, could it be that he owed too much without paying the phone bill, and simply destroyed the corpse?its not right!Cell phones in the cultivation world use spiritual power as a signal, so they don't need to be charged or charged at all...

Shen Dong's forehead began to sweat. Can he say that there is a big pot in the kitchen of the hot pot restaurant, and there are a group of sword immortals who are so spicy that they can't feel their mouths, and are crying bitterly, waiting for him to go back?

The master of Changcheng sect is really powerful!

The first time I ate red soup hot pot, I ate it faster and faster in the end. I also thought that the bottom of the pot with soup after boiling was not exciting enough, so I asked him to go to the kitchen to inform Yaoxiu to add more bottom ingredients—no matter how much he was tossed by the door owner, including Sword Immortal Linghuan, who swam down from the Tianhe Waterfall and remained calm as if nothing had happened, lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead after hearing this, and couldn't get up no matter what.

Shen Dong really wanted to complain, this is still a hot pot, not the condensed and extra spicy base that you guys poured into that white crane!

Spicy is not one of the five flavors. Spicy is actually a kind of pain. People who are not used to eating or who have never eaten, if they encounter something very spicy, even if they don’t want to cry, their tears won’t work, and their lips will turn up and swell Get flushed.

Shen Dong really didn't know what the group of sword fairies in the Fengchen Inn were like now. His heart was broken, and he said decisively: "Captain Zhou, let me tell you a secret. In fact, there is a different-dimensional space behind this hot pot restaurant. Inside is The worst conditions in the residential areas of China's poor and lower-middle peasant monsters are worse than shanty towns. Just now they heard the news that a certain construction site was recruiting people, and they were so excited that they rushed away... Uh! Really, that's what happened !"

"..."

Captain Zhou silently relit the cigarette butt that had been extinguished, took a deep breath, his fingers trembled, but his voice was calm: "When are you going to leave?"

"Huh? We'll move out when the house is finished!" Shen Dong didn't want to continue living under the same roof with Duantianmen Sword Immortal for a minute.

Captain Zhou knew where Shen Dong lived, and he was forced to go there a few days ago!His expression was suddenly ferocious, and he said angrily, "I was asking when you will move away from the provincial capital!!"

"This one……"

Shen Dong finally understood, and could only glance sympathetically: "It's unlikely, Shanhai.com is here, I mean... the first time I was taken away by you before, please drink tea, the supermarket where I work, you know I won’t say much about it! Also, did you hear just now that the express delivery fee will increase in price these years, and if you live in a different city, the cost will be too high..."

Captain Zhou stomped out the cigarette butt, and strode out.

you are vicious!

If Shen Dong doesn't leave, he will leave!If he can't be transferred to a different place for promotion this time, he might as well apply for a transfer to the county town for a demotion! !