Retire from the human world

As long as they put pressure on the comprehension world, they can always set a record - no matter how bad things are, can it be more difficult than ascension?Of course, now this sentence has advanced with the times and become "No matter how bad things are, can it be more troublesome than Duan Tianmen Sword Immortal"?Finish the work quickly, and then squat on whichever side is cooler.

This is a major event in the world, why should their decoration team worry about it!The industry determines the attitude towards life. They are just building houses, and the Shimen Baibao Pavilion is for making magic weapons. Thinking about those sword celestial beings who rely on a sword to conquer the world all their lives, this is definitely a low-end customer and has no development value.

So two days later, the ghost building returned to its original state.

The exterior is still a mottled concrete wall, with air leaks and lack of glass everywhere, but the collapsed floor and the big hole in the wall seem to have never appeared before, standing firmly in the ruins, no longer a crumbling dangerous building.

Du Heng's request was to "restore the original state." The decoration team in the comprehension world really reinforced the building according to this standard, including the size of the stain on the escalator on the third floor was similar to the original, and the thickness of the dust was also measured. The charm of the character is just like that, and the broken furniture piled up in the corridor is just enough for Shen Dong to step in through the window.

"What did they pick up all this rubbish for?" Shen Dong was puzzled.

"Because some people in the cultivation world deliberately live in strange places..."

As a decoration team, we must respect the habits of customers.

——So in their eyes, Du Heng and Shen Dong's eccentricity in the cultivation world is that he likes to live in dilapidated buildings waiting to be demolished?

What is this called! !Shen Dong was extremely regretful, when Du Heng called someone to come and decorate, he should have snatched the phone and asked for a whole villa!Don’t be afraid of a big house, but in the world of comprehension, are you afraid that the ground will be dirty and no one will sweep it?

Shen Dong lay on the corridor window and looked forward, the dense fog above the ruins was dissipated to the surroundings, leaving only an open space in the middle, on the broken bricks and tiles, countless demon repairers were working in full swing.Those construction wastes don’t need to be transported at all. Poor people like Chi Mao search for usable things while working, such as soft sofa linings and stuff them into the storage space for later use.The broken furniture, broken bricks and stones that no one cared about were pasted with talismans, and then everyone gathered around and tried hard to chant incantations, and all were thrown into the nether world.

"How many days do you think this house will be built?"

"If it's just a house, it can be erected in a day, but... if you want to lay the strongest formation, no matter how many people there are, it won't work in a month." Du Heng glanced over there.

"The longer the better!"

Shen Dong jumped over a few stairs that were half missing in the middle, and began to climb up to the sixth floor:

"How could Yu Kun be willing to pay?" That fish would be so generous?

"Probably he wants to spend money to buy peace. Now he is eager to stay in one place and not move. This is the safest way." Du Heng said casually: "You also understand that he is afraid of explaining the teachings, and he is afraid that he will be dazed."

"What did Chanjiao do to him?"

Shen Dong has been unable to figure it out, with Kunpeng's strength, and the fact that he has survived to this day without missing wings or tail, he shouldn't be so irresponsible!It's fine for someone as short-sighted as Linghuan Jianxian who didn't see through Yu Kun, but the magic machine in the sky, Zhan Yuan in the cultivation world, didn't notice this fat man's little abacus. Maybe Yu Kun is still hiding his clumsiness. As simple as it usually appears.

Shen Dong has seen the Tianhe Waterfall with his own eyes, leaving aside Yu Kun's self-praise in the TV storytelling, he just said that Ying Long wanted to close this thing and asked Yu Kun for help - with Ying Long's temper, can someone who is too bad be attracted to it?It would be good not to be whipped to death by its tail.

"He refuses to say, who knows. However, I guess it has something to do with that Heavenly Venerable."

"what?"

"When that white crane spit out human words, Yu Kun's expression was very... wonderful." Where Du Heng walked, the dust was still dust, and there were no footprints left.

Shen Dong maliciously began to speculate about what happened tens of thousands of years ago. The sad thing is that he didn't even know the appearance of Manjusri Guangfa Tianzun.That kind of plump white crane walking with its stomach in its arms, no matter how imaginative it is, it can't appear domineering and unreasonable.

The door opened, and the living room was empty.

"Strange, where is the pomegranate?" Shen Dong couldn't help looking around.

Du Heng didn't even look back: "Don't look for it, it will come back naturally."

"Hello!"

Has anyone done this?It's too irresponsible.

Shen Dong went into the kitchen and bathroom to search around. If there was nothing, he followed the patterns on the wall and pulled out the furniture and drawers of the cabinet one by one, trying to find the little black ball in a pile of sundries.

In the end, the pomegranate was not found, but the flat piece of feather cloth was found on the floor of the bedroom.

Shen Dong picked it up stupidly, and didn't find any suspicious stains, but his face suddenly flushed red, and he rushed to the living room with this unimaginably expensive piece of cloth, yelling: "You Didn't you take this thing away?"

"No one will take it." Du Heng half-closed his eyes and adjusted his breath, "There is only so much left in the world of black feather cloth cultivation, and no one will take it away at the risk of offending me."

Shen Dong was almost so angry that he threw the cloth over with his head in his pocket:

"Who cares if someone steals it!! You're like this... the house is also like this, and you directly decorate it?"

Regardless of how much the scene looked like a house demolition afterwards, but——

Before Du Heng could pull the feather cloth away, he was grabbed by the collar. Facing Shen Dong, who was so irritable that he wanted to kill the decoration team, Du Heng thought for a while, and said slowly: " You don't need to be so nervous."

"Who is nervous?" Shen Dong almost jumped up, and immediately asked angrily in order to hide his guilty conscience, "Don't you think...it's interesting to be talked about as gossip?! Or are you not going to go out anymore?"

"they do not know."

"If you don't go out, I still want...Huh?!"

Only then did Shen Dong come to his senses, and looked at Du Heng in bewilderment.

Du Heng looked at Shen Dong who said "quickly, I'll wait for your explanation", and couldn't help but think, luckily it's his own sword that transformed into form.He really couldn't imagine how tragic it would be if Taiyue's sword, Linghuan's sword, or even the sect master's sword could transform into form.

The head of the sect doesn't need to chase Linghuan to get angry, Qinghongjian will be the first one to dislike Linghuan, beat and scold him every day, if Taiyue is wordy or whimsical, Daizong will definitely show no mercy Wake him up.Even if the sect master suffers from amnesia, the Changcheng sword can still suppress the sect master, and the sword of Nine Virtues is also violent-- dare to forget that you are a sword repairer, dare to forget the existence of the sword... just forget it Well, the consequences are simply unimaginable.

It was rare for Du Heng to be distracted, and this was also because Shen Dong was by his side, and sword cultivators were always more casual when there was a sword around.

But the premise is that your sword is very patient——

"What do you mean you don't speak?"

Shen Dong's forehead almost reached the tip of Du Heng's nose, and he wanted to grab the collar and shake it violently, but he just couldn't move Du Heng, and was struggling unwillingly, when Du Heng suddenly held down his right hand.

"What you said may not exist. Taoist magic can't be inferior to Sapin's son!"

Shen Dong blinked.

Sapindus, I seem to have seen it at Shanhai Tesco during the Mid-Autumn Festival. It is a magic weapon for washing clothes...not only can it be used as soap powder, but it also seems to be able to wash away bad luck and evil together. The special price is to buy a catty and get free a catty.

Wait, this idea goes a little far.

And how did he hear the phone ring?

Du Heng slowly tore Shen Dong's hand off his neck, then walked into the bedroom as if nothing had happened.

Shen Dong was stunned for a long time before realizing that Du Heng was going to answer the phone. He leaned back on the chair angrily, and conveniently hid the remote control in a cabinet that had just been opened on the wall, and then closed it without a trace.

The distance between the living room and the bedroom was not far, and the door was not closed, but Shen Dong listened attentively, and did not overhear anything.

Du Heng just hummed a few times, then hung up the phone.

Shen Dong immediately turned his head, pretending to continue rummaging through boxes and cabinets looking for pomegranates, and was too lazy to talk to Du Heng.

Hearing the footsteps stopped behind him, Shen Dong just kept silent. After a long time, after he searched all the cabinets but couldn't find any pomegranate, he suddenly thought that Du Heng didn't make any sound when he walked, unless he wanted himself to hear it. , otherwise there would be no sound at all, that is to say, Du Heng is also in a very good mood, just watching him pack his things indifferently?

fall!Who's whose pastime?

Before Shen Dong could get angry, he was held down by one hand and almost sat on the ground.

"Yu Kun couldn't bear it anymore."

"Ah?" Shen Dong looked at Du Heng in disbelief.

Du Heng also looked down at him: "He shouted on the phone that Shanhai.com will open tomorrow."

"Why isn't he on TV for promotion?"

"Does he dare?"

Uh, it seems that since Duan Tianmen Sword Immortal lived in the Fengchen Inn, the daily TV storytelling and the story of the Jedi's escape from the heavens have also been canceled for no reason.

Shen Dong thought of the group of sad sword immortals on the building boat, under the supervision of the sect master, watching the TV level 30 training topics and flipping through the textbooks to study, there is a kind of joy of 30 years in Hedong, [-] years in Hexi - let you do whatever you want, A military hospital was demolished.

However, with Master Zhanyuan's dispatching ability, the construction team of the comprehension world must be able to rebuild the hospital building exactly like the original one, and there is absolutely quality assurance, not a tofu project.

Weapons are for revenge.

Holds more grudges than demon cultivators!

Shen Dong thought about it, and stared at Du Heng maliciously, but said in his mouth:

"Are you really going? Shanhai.com can still open the door without the front desk supervisor."

"There's no way not to go..."

"Eh?" Shen Dong was really in a daze, when did Du Heng talk so easily?

"After you came back from the heaven, you bought things once, and repaired the house once, at the Fengchen Inn...you also went out to buy nine sets of level [-] textbooks and a cart of beer, and ate hot pot twice...of course hot pot Beer is nothing, the most expensive thing in the cultivation world, apart from rare medicinal materials and minerals and high-quality elixirs, is the teaching materials for mortal assessment, and a set of four levels costs [-]..."

"What? It's too bad!"

"Besides, the textbooks are different every year, and new content can be added at any time, so they can't be reused." Du Heng stretched out his arms to embrace the stupid Shen Dong, and said in a slightly heavy tone on purpose: "So, my card is in arrears! Kun’s call just now was not only to say that it was open, but also to inform the unfortunate news that we can’t go to work if we want to.”

"This is impossible!" Shen Dong felt that it was too unreasonable, "I bought Taifengzhang before and spent 200 million, and you said it was nothing..."

"Yeah, as soon as we come back, the money for buying Taifengzhang will be automatically deducted from the card, and the rest will be used to decorate the house...Compared with the textbooks, your beer is nothing."

Shen Dong was dumbfounded, and picked up the feather cloth on the ground.

Isn't this thing priceless?

Du Heng sighed for a long time; "Do you think you are still willing to sell this thing?"

"Why not... Ah, absolutely not!!"

Shen Dong was sweating profusely thinking about what they did with the feather cloth wrapped in feather cloth. Even if it was washed clean, he couldn't imagine selling it to make clothes for others to wear!

"What should I do?"

Shen Dong's memory as a sword is not clear, but he has lived in the county and provincial capitals for more than 20 years, a penny beats a hero, and he is very clear about whether he eats the last meal or the next meal!

"You bought a lot of instant noodles last time..."

"Who said there is enough to eat!" Shen Dong's forehead was full of veins, and he gritted his teeth. He and Du Heng would not starve to death if they didn't eat, but eating is Shen Dong's biggest hobby. If he has no money, what else would he eat?

Shen Dong suddenly remembered something: "Wait a minute, when I bought beer and instant noodle clothes last time, I also mentioned 1000 yuan in Renminbi! We have money!!"

1000 RMB!Shen Dong's entire family property has never exceeded this amount. In the past, even if he had a part-time job, he would go to pay the tuition fees when he got his salary. Later, he went to pay the rent, and he never left more than five hundred yuan bills in his pocket for a long time.

"Indeed." Du Heng nodded, took out the 1000 yuan left in the storage space, and poured cold water on Shen Dong by the way, "But what can this money do?"

"Isn't 1000 yuan enough?" Shen Dong looked contemptuously. That's how rich people commit crimes. 1000 yuan can do a lot of things. For example, you can eat [-] bowls of beef noodles!You can buy four hundred pairs of slippers!How many catties of steamed buns can you buy for dumpling wrappers?

Du Heng shook his head resolutely: "Have you calculated inflation?"

"..."

Ten hundred-yuan bills slipped from Shen Dong's hands and fluttered to the floor.

Shen Dong was numb.

What is the concept of four-year price increases?When Shen Dong was in high school, the vegetables only cost a few cents a catty, and the box lunch for five yuan was beautiful.After he finishes the college entrance examination, all the vegetables cost a few yuan a catty. Can you eat a decent box lunch without ten yuan?Seriously, that period was less than three years.

"No, no, prices won't go up so ridiculously! Vegetables definitely don't sell for tens of dollars a catty!" Shen Dong wandered around the room with his head in his arms, when he suddenly yelled: "No, I was killed by you!" Lied, even if prices rise, wages will also rise!"

"That's right, but where did you get your salary?"

"Shan Hai..." Shen Dong choked.

Du Heng didn't seem to see it: he said directly: "Shanhai.com has no such thing as seniority, employees will not resign, and they can't die under normal circumstances, so they won't raise wages. I remember your salary seems to be [-]?"

Hundan is right, he filled it out himself!

Shen Dong was really about to kneel down, why didn't he add an extra zero after the number?

He lay down on the ground in frustration, and said weakly, "I won't go to work, anyway, I won't die of hunger."

Even if there is no sword fairy, there will be a group of gods in the cultivation world, God knows what will happen!It's enough to make a fuss about being watched by a strong crowd, and he doesn't want to have a second unpleasant experience.

"Then take out the remote control you just hid."

"..."

"I'll teach you to change the channel before going out, what else can you do at home?" Jian didn't know how to practice to pass the time.

Shen Dong looked at Du Heng embarrassingly.

Du Heng sat down beside him, thought for a while, and then lay down as well.The shoulders of the two are close together, even breathing is close at hand: "You don't need to worry about these things, I can always find a way."

"I'd better go to work with you..." Shen Dong grabbed the feather cloth in pain and covered his face.

This bleak swordsman!