Retire from the human world

Almost all of the old town has been demolished, except for the small piece on the east side which is still an old house from the last century.

Thirty years ago, when the Dongcheng Song and Dance Hall closed down, there was no such thing as a rolling gate in the provincial capital, so it is still a row of rusted iron fences today.The road surface is cracked and potholed, and no one cares about it for many years, and the green belt on the side of the road is also covered with weeds.It is only a few hundred meters away from the busy bustling street.Over the years, many developers have been eyeing this land, wanting to build a large one-stop shopping plaza, but no matter how many inquiries and various activities, the bidding for this land cannot be approved.

Gradually, there were rumors in the private circle that there was a family member of a military or political official living in the old city, so the houses here were not easy to demolish.For some reason, most people believed this unreliable statement, including the old residents living nearby.

Although I looked it over and over again, after several years of pondering, I didn't find which neighbors in the neighborhood were more like family members of important officials.

Old people passed away constantly, houses were sold or rented out, and people who lived here became strangers to each other.Walking through the old streets that have not changed significantly for decades, these street scenes that are so familiar that you can almost draw them with your eyes closed will not cause any doubts at all.

Even passers-by became wary when they saw two weirdly dressed and weird-looking guys pointing at the Dongcheng Song and Dance Hall a few hundred meters away.

"Hey, 110? There are people from suspected drug gangs here!"

The address was reported cracklingly, and the call was transferred to the local police station. The provincial police station called back before the police force was dispatched—don’t worry about the entrance of Dongcheng Song and Dance Hall, even if the masses say they see aliens, they don’t need to go!

The second negative didn't know that he had been called and reported by enthusiastic people.

On his hip-hop black leather jacket, the silver chains jingled, and his smile was gloomy: "Wei, how do you think you can get in?"

"This... this subordinate is ignorant, I don't understand what you are going to do when you go in, my lord?"

shopping?Without the membership card of Shanhai.com, you can't buy things, and all entertainment and commercial places in the cultivation world don't welcome ghost monsters.

Bai Mangwei lowered the hood of the hooded smock a little more to cover the patches of white spots on his cheeks, but he didn't know that his whereabouts were even more surreptitious, and he didn't look like a good person.

Second negative reached out and shook open a newspaper.

Uh, I picked it up on the side of the road.

On the headline of the front page was a line of big black characters: "A bomb was found in a supermarket a few days ago, and the police evacuated 3000 people urgently."

The last time I went to the provincial capital to look for Han Yan, I happened to meet a fake blind man who couldn't open his eyes. Speaking of which, that guy was really unlucky, because he really understood 01:30, so he was cheating and abducting for so many years. .I don't want to bump into the second leader, so what else can I say, and the second leader directly dragged the whole soul with a secret technique. If this person is still alive now, he is either a vegetable or an idiot.

However, this method of "learning" has limited effect. At most, it can only let the second person know simplified characters, and he can get a general idea of ​​some daily words.For example, the word bomb means something that will explode—the logic of the second negative is automatically replaced by an alchemy furnace that explodes due to the wrong formula.

Throughout the ages, out of ten alchemists who made alchemy, eight were killed by bombing, and one was killed by the poison of the elixir they refined, and the one who remained alive was from the realm of comprehension.It's not that people in the cultivation world don't know how to fry pill furnaces, and the pills they refine are not poisonous, but their vitality is always higher than that of ordinary people in the world, and they won't lose their lives.

But that's the end of his understanding of bombs. He doesn't understand anything about liquid bombs or time bombs.This news inspired him——Yu Kun opened a place selling things in the realm of comprehension, and there are many people in it. If you throw an alchemy furnace into it...

"Hahaha, at least the mortal government will come to trouble Yu Kun!"

"..." Wei silently lowered his head without making a sound.

He always felt that something was wrong.

However, he is the subordinate of the second generation. According to the habits of the prehistoric times, the relationship between the superior and inferior of the ancient gods is similar to that of human tribes in that era.The largest leader assigns effective subordinates to govern the Quartet, and these dispatched subordinates all have their own subordinates.So Wei's lord is the second leader, and the unlucky guy who was killed by the second leader has nothing to do with Wei, it's just a nominal supreme leader.In the next few thousand years, there will only be two negatives who have the reputation of killing the king and causing chaos. In fact, there is no such thing as a white python. It stands to reason that he is still a model of loyalty.

It's just that this kind of "loyalty" can never be recognized, so Wei and the second leader were tied up and imprisoned for countless years-of course, Gongsun Xuanyuan didn't know that this order was actually in line with Wei's wish.

Around the time of the Han Dynasty, the two snakes escaped by chance, but the chain of locking the gods could not be completely torn apart. After a long time of effort, the two snakes were able to get rid of the danger. These chains run everywhere.This move made Bai Mang, who was already stubborn, to follow him all the way to the dark with all his heart.

No matter how inappropriate he felt, he would not object.

"As long as it gets messy, we have a chance..." Er negatively threw away the old newspaper. Looking at the damage and stains on the newspaper, most of the damage and stains on the newspaper are the outer packaging of items wrapped with tape by online sellers.

Second took out a group of fluffy civet cats from his clothes.

Wei hurriedly stepped forward and took the pomegranate. After all, it is a tengu, even if it is not an adult, it will also affect the evil energy of the ghost monster.However, the tengu is raised by ordinary cultivators to watch the home and protect the courtyard. It can deter ordinary monsters. In the eyes of the second party, the fighting power of the pomegranate is the same, and the pomegranate can be swept away with a casual tail.

And this little tengu came without any effort!

When the second bearer came out of the Netherworld to find trouble for Du Heng, it happened that Shen Dong demolished the house and chased the spiritual power all the way to find it. He also saw the decoration team of Baibao Pavilion. The little Tiangou separated the shadow from the body and attacked him angrily. They broke into the decoration team of Du Heng Shen Dong's house.In the end, the decoration team left, and Pomegranate was still imprisoned in place, unable to move, and happened to be caught by the second leader.

"Too small, too small..."

Er Negative muttered a few words, then shook his head, Tengu will never grow up, how can this little meat be enough to feed his hunger?

Shiliu stared at him fiercely, but couldn't even bark. When the shadow was separated from its body, it was worse than a normal civet cat, and couldn't lift its paws.The second leader took out a bamboo tube-shaped thing from his sleeve, and the wall of the tube thumped, and the hideous shadow of the pomegranate was stuffed inside.

Er Xiang took a step back, hiding in the shadows, and Wei followed suit.

Even the Dao of Heaven is helping him.

Because the real entrance of Shanhai.com is actually not here, but on the fifth floor, where there is a large talisman array, which allows practitioners from all over the world to directly connect to the Beidou Shenzhou Express, so even if it is a busy shopping festival, the streets here It is still deserted.Except for a few wandering ghosts, there was no crowd of people to be seen.

But this time, the situation is special!

Remember the demon cultivators who were busy on the construction site?

Do you still remember that they lived in the Fengchen Inn for a long time, and from time to time they had to help in the kitchen of the hot pot restaurant?For the low-level demon cultivators in the comprehension world represented by Chi Mao, the money on the gold card is pitifully small, and the construction site is very close to Shanhai Tesco. Who would be willing to spend money to take the Beidou Shenzhou Express?

So these demon cultivators used invisibility techniques in twos and threes to run across the street one after another, preparing to go to the supermarket to pick up bargains.

The most beneficial thing is that no one is watching the road at all, everyone has a product promotional coloring page, and reads it while walking.

"Yingshi has a special price after two hours!"

"And this, 100% pure fat-stealing feather coat... It's a lottery! If you win, even if you don't wear it, it's worth a hundred thousand if you sell it!"

"Help, why has the price of Sapindus chinensis increased again!"

There were also a few demon cultivators who grabbed people when they caught them because they didn't get the advertisements for special offers in the supermarket, which caused another chaos.

"It's too bad, the price of the pill is double that of last year!"

"Hey, come and see, the Transformation Pill for demon cultivators! The legendary Transformation Pill! Just eat one, and you can get a human body immediately no matter what your cultivation level is! In this way, even those who are not cultivated enough can take the sixth-level test to get their identity proof!"

The dryad dragged the roots and moved forward slowly. The branch turned over the advertisement leaflet, and suddenly saw the most conspicuous picture printed on the front page. On it was a glittering golden medicine. Look carefully: "One, two... eight, a total of eight zeros, how much is it?"

"I know, it's ten million!"

"Idiot, that's [-] million! No wonder you failed the fourth-level exam, and your brain is still stuck in the period of the Republic of China... I heard that the founder of the Rizhao Sect escaped from the fairy world, tsk tsk, no wonder even the legendary Transformation Pill They all showed up!"

"[-] million, even if I sell it, I can't afford it!"

The demon cultivators shook their heads and sighed, skipped the large and conspicuous advertisements, reluctantly looked at those magic weapons with magnificent appearance and heart-pounding explanations, and only silently turned to the special products on the last page.

The second leader easily knocked out a snake monster, dragged it into a dark alley, searched the storage space with his spiritual sense, flicked out the membership card arbitrarily, and then transformed into a group of monsters.

It happened to be Chi Mao who was attacked by danger.

"How did you find a mouse?" Er negative stared.

This thing is what they like to eat.

"My lord, there are few snake demons in the first place, and it's really hard to handle them all in groups."

"Forget it, don't talk, look at the colorful paper in your hand like them, and then sneak into Shanhai Tesco!"

He flipped through the advertising paper in his hand pretendingly, and was completely attracted by it.

Good stuff, all good stuff!

Especially the specials on the homepage, pills, magic weapons... even the pets, the second one is drooling, many of them are delicacies that he hasn't eaten for many years, life in the Netherworld is really hard!There is nothing to eat or drink, and there is only a lack of spiritual energy, only magic energy.

The gate of Shanhai.com is very easy to enter. As long as you carry your membership card, you can pass through the formation.

According to Yu Kun, there is no racial discrimination in the realm of comprehension—of course, this fat man is of one race.

The inside of Shanhai.com is so crowded that you can hardly see the color of the floor tiles. It is difficult to move a step, and it is extremely noisy.

Yu Kun is standing at the front desk to answer the phone:

"What? Really! Thank you Master, I understand!"

He tried his best to squeeze through the crowd, ran to Du Heng, wiped his sweat and said, "Master Zhanyuan said that someone saw the two losers and dangers on the street outside Shanhaiyigou! These two bastards probably want to sneak in!"

"Someone?"

"Uh...that's right, it's really a human being. The news was relayed by the state secret department from 110..." Yu Kun said in confusion, "What are these two snakes up to? So many gods are here, just because they want to make trouble?"

Du Heng pondered for a while, and then slowly said: "I have a bad feeling."

Yu Kun stared wide-eyed and waited for the next article.

Over there, Shen Dong was desperately busy at the cashier counter. It was said that because of the Doomsday Shopping Festival today, the pre-sales department of Shanhai.com stopped taking phone orders. Yes, you read that right, it was the Doomsday Shopping Festival.Yu Kun's slogan is - the sword fairy of Duantianmen is here, fellow Taoists, don't you really want to buy something and go back to store it?Hurry up and buy enough things to go home and stay at home!Come and have a look, it's only open for three days, and there will be no such shop after passing this village!

In fact, everyone who passed by came to see Shen Dong.

"This is Du Heng's sword?" The gods of Rizhao Sect sighed around and said unanimously, "I can't see it! I took a quick glance in the sky, and I saw the evil spirit covering the whole field, and the sword's edge passed, as if no one was there. Earth, that is sweeping in all directions, invincible..."

"Father!" The doorman at the back interrupted this kind of compliment with a black hair, that's enough, didn't you see that the face of the cashier's face has changed?Pay quickly and don't block the people behind to pay!

"Oh!"

Shen Dong was extremely annoyed and dragged the goods to start the settlement.

Pressure cooker, frying pan, modified version of induction cooker rice cooker... Are these gods of the Rizhao sect crazy?Is it necessary to use the alchemy technology of the new era and use the rice cooker to make alchemy?Well, at least a pressure cooker is the same as an alchemy furnace. If the air holes are blocked and the operation technique is not good enough, it will explode immediately.

"Ahem, this is the founder of the Rizhao Sect, Old Man Zhending." Kaishan Ax dutifully introduced beside him.

"..."

Who wants to meet such a big man as the Founding Patriarch in front of the cashier counter in the supermarket!

Shen Dong stared awkwardly at the two-meter-tall old man with a copper complexion and a dignified appearance.

Uh, the earliest alchemy technology, the body is not strong, probably can't withstand the explosion of the alchemy furnace!But what is the name of this fairy?Chengtian sect's magical machine, Duantian sect's long ride... Why is the name of the Rizhao sect not normal since the master of the sect?Calm down the old man, and calm down the fairy, I'll go!

"Three thousand and four..." Shen Dong made an annoyed offer, leave after buying it!

The doorman behind came to pay the bill with a bitter face. These gods have not yet applied for a card, and they belong to the family without money.

"Go forward, go forward, don't block the cashier passage!" Shen Dong knocked on the cashier counter and shouted, and then shouted: "If you pay the money, leave quickly, don't stand still, the people behind... are not people. Why do you need me to remind you to bring the goods up? Do you want to buy something! There are so many people waiting in line at the back!"

Well, they are all waiting in line to see the magic weapon that cuts Jianmu. Why do you say they have seen it last time?Oh, actually this time they want to come to admire, you see, Shen Dong who cut off all the wood is intact and not missing a piece. (Mouth mustache, what if it’s missing?)

At this time, a snake demon and a tall and thin man with a hood covering his face put a gold card and a small box on the cash register and waited for the settlement.

Shen Dong lowered his head, dumbfounded.

That small box with beautiful packaging that looks like chewing gum is... It's something that the cultivation world doesn't need at all!Why does Shanhai.com sell this thing!

Shen Dong drew the card and swiped it, and the screen displayed the card owner, who happened to be an acquaintance!

But, how could Chi Mao buy this thing!

Do mice want family planning?